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20882609 No.20882609[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

So, i lost my virginity today. I'm 27. Thanks tinder, i guess. You guys said sex is like the best thing in the world and you lied to me. It was ok, but nothing special.

>> No.20882629

>>20882609
>You guys said sex is like the best thing in the world and you lied to me
No one here has ever said this. Take your worthless post and shove it up your ass

>> No.20882634

>>20882609
Not your personal blog.

>> No.20882640

>>20882609
pumped her like the market

>> No.20882659

>>20882609
Sex seems good if it's with somebody you love. Random tinder sex isn't as appealing.

>> No.20882661

>>20882609
Anon THOTs are dumb coomers. Chicks can't jack off to pornhub so they have to go out and have sex. Don't enable coomers or be a coomer

>> No.20882687

>>20882609
You probably used a condom. With a condom sex is not really good.

>> No.20882693
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20882693

>>20882629
This.
No one here would ever say that.

>> No.20882699

>>20882661
My point is she doesn't love you, you're just Sasha Grey, or Riley Reid to her. Find a chick worthy of marrying or don't dk anything at all.

>> No.20882719

>>20882609
>>You guys said sex is like the best thing in the world and you lied to me

My first time was mediocre as well. Sex gets better as you improve at it.

>> No.20882746
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20882746

>>20882609
Sex with girls like these is amazing.

>> No.20882878

>>20882609
now you can stop worrying about it
goddamn i dont fucking care if it's the best thing ever or dogshit
i just want to stop worrying about sex

>> No.20882895

>>20882609
losing your wizard powers to a whore? why didn't save it for someone you would have kids with?

>> No.20882909

It's just sex, it's as good as breathing is good.

>> No.20882936

>>20882746
That’s a man

>> No.20882961

Sex, as far as men are concerned, is literally and unironically a shared conspiracy between roasties, your parents, and the government to enslave you

They want you to eventually get someone pregnant and start paying child support. They want you to get weak and eventually get a steady gf and married. They want these things not for your personal benefit and profit, but theirs.

You have to stop them.

>> No.20882974

>>20882746
Honestly, its pretty fun with a trap they know what you want. But i still prefer women(girl) for the convenience

>> No.20882982

>>20882878
fuck it.
why does everybody think im less than human because i want to have sex, because im frustrated in both my inability to get it and the world's constant refusal to give me any release.
they gaslight me, as if not just a man but normal human beings dont have these feelings.

>> No.20882986

only good when it's with someone you love, someone who you still want to hold and bond with after you coom
someone who coom inside without condom
someone who smells good and does everything right
hook ups are shit

>> No.20882997

>>20882609
>not one person ITT

Congratulations anon.

>> No.20883016

>>20882961
ANON WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
WE WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
>I am happy please leave me alone
NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY WITHOUT A GF WHAT ARE YOU GAY?
EVERYONE ANON IS GAYYYY

>> No.20883021

>>20882746
nigga you gay

>> No.20883038

>>20882961
is this true?

>> No.20883040

>>20882961
Women want a man to pay for their shit and take care of them obviously.

Your government knows women are a drain on the public purse, and so the illusion of “love” and marriage are useful for them to leave someone else holding the bag

And finally, your parents are driven by the selfish desire to see their genetic inheritance carried forward

These are all SELF-INTERESTED motivations. They have nothing to do with your freedom, satisfaction, happiness, or self-realization. In fact, for you to wish for these things is regarded as intolerably selfish, since as far as they are concerned, you literally exist to be used for their purposes.

>> No.20883048

>>20882693
holy shit my sides

>> No.20883082

>>20882609
>>20883040
you need more testosterone

>> No.20883095

Sex is good when you aren't a coomer. You've simply been desensitized by porn.

>> No.20883098

>>20883040
Could this board please take a break from red pilling me every single day

>> No.20883108
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20883108

>>20882974
Yes. I love fucking ass and the t girls is garrenteed anal. Not to mention too that some are way hotter than your average girl.
Got any advice for me. I have trouble lasting more than 5 min. It's honestly embarrassing. I tried edging but it kind of sucks. Anyway I can fuck forever like a pornstar.

>> No.20883120

>>20883038
Consider how men who have the impudence to wish to seek their freedom while enjoying sex are treated, Anon. Women, governments, /pol/cels etc. call them fuckbois, deadbeats, niggers. Because society wants men working themselves to death, submitting to the system, and yet offers them no control, no authority, no responsibility.

Historically, men at least had some authority over their wives and children in return for taking on the burden of women and children. But today, they have nothing! Nothing! Any woman can report a man to the police as a wife-beater, child sex abuser, whatever she likes and the police will automatically take her side!

Because not only do human beings have within them a terrifying bestial instinct to see women as life-birthing superior beings and men as disposable, but the nature of the particular society we live in has taken away the limited authority men used to have in any area of social life over women.

>mgtow
>incel
>have sex

It’s all true. It is all true. Every bit of it.

>> No.20883121

>>20883040
self-interested is not entirely a bad thing

your point of view is a bit extreme, though i understand

>> No.20883125

Sex is for loosers

>> No.20883134

>>20882961
this. take the antinatalistpill anons. Kids were never an asset.

>> No.20883184

>>20882609
Don't base everything off your first experience. Sex is awesome once you get better at it and actually enjoy being around the person you're banging. There's no shame in a one night stand to lose your virginity, that's how most of us lost ours.

>> No.20883222

>You guys said sex is like the best thing in the world and you lied to me. It was ok, but nothing special.

As a rule of thumb, the big things in life that people obsess over are all over rated. The small things in life are under rated and you are missing out by rushing through life chasing things that are going to disappoint you when you get to them.

>> No.20883231

>>20883108
>advice
slow the fuck down

>> No.20883234

>>20882661
girl can jerk off with their hitachi on porn

>> No.20883256
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20883256

>>20882974
Some of the best sex you can have. But, too much work to maintain, including their mental illness. Still, I suggest keeping one on the side.

>> No.20883271
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20883271

Congrats, you found out that casual sex is for mentally ill degenerates. Create an actual relationship before you have sex next time.

>> No.20883288

>>20883120
Sad but true. Modern society is decidedly matriarchal

>>20883108
God shes perfect

>> No.20883300

>>20882609
>You guys said sex is like the best thing in the world
No one here would have ever said that you fuckhead, fuck right off.

>> No.20883308

>>20882609
>falling for the vaginal jew
ngmi

>> No.20883343

>>20882746
That’s a man

>> No.20883346

>>20883234
Girls get off more to being wanted or desirable than to visual and physical stimuli without context

>> No.20883347

>>20882961

Based...

and blackpilled.

>> No.20883364

>>20882609
now imagine the appeal to a robo gf. all the pleasure non of the bullshit.

>> No.20883556

>>20882659
This. Sex in love releases all kinds of happy pair bonding chemicals and such.
Bonus if you get with somebody you can be honest with you can both have fun exploring all kinds of crazy sexy avenues together. You can just say "babe its sexy nun night" or "let's try some weird porn".

>> No.20883831

>>20883108
i need my head between those thighs.

>> No.20883868

>>20882609
does your bum still hurt?

>> No.20883908

>>20882609
You have down syndrome. Sex with random bitch = bit better than masterbation. Only feels amazing if you find the right chick.

>> No.20883978

>>20883038
no, BUT it happens to be the byproduct that is in the favor of the oligarchs. Purposely designed this way by a faggot creator

>> No.20883998

>>20883098
kek

>> No.20884003
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20884003

>>20882609
Congrats anon! Sex isnt the best thing ever...buts its pretty cool

>> No.20884028

>>20883346
fail, hitachi much better than mens dick

>> No.20884146

>>20882609
you are not doing it right.

you were likely nervous as hell, and she was just blah because wtf anon --- its a fucking sex distorted zombie from tinder.

stop watching porn -- that ruins the actual sexual experience. stop idolizing photos and images of women -- that ruins the actual sexual experience.

when you can lose yourself in the experience without any thoughts whatsoever, then it will be great.

>> No.20884391

>>20883120
Fuck, dude... and here I am, wondering when to propose to my girl with whom I was for the last 7 years, but always had some kind of doubts about it. I already bought a fucking awesome engangement ring a few weeks ago, custom made, and now you put THIS into my head.

>> No.20884549

>>20884028
Nah, there's a physical concept for sure but women are more about the mental aspect. Once you've fucked enough bitches you'll understand. When you get some single mom who hasn't been touched in years and you flick her nipples a few times and she cums before you even take her pants off, that's mental. When that bitch who has been thirsting after your dick for months and you finally indulge her and she cums the second your dick slides all the way in, that's mental. That shit doesn't happen to men, you need to at least get two or three thrusts in there before you come prematurely.

>> No.20884567

>>20882609
Wow, congrats. Now its time for you to fuck off and never come back.

>> No.20884596

>>20884549
i m a girl, i know better how my clit and body works than stupid faggot with balls

>> No.20884615

>>20884596
Post tits

>> No.20884643

>>20883556
>watching porn with your SO.
No wonder you're single.

>> No.20884658

Dont get me wrong, sex is cool, but I honestly think blowjobs feel better

>> No.20884715 [DELETED] 
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20884715

>>20884596
>i m a girl, i know better how my clit and body works than stupid faggot with balls

>> No.20884837

>>20884615
noo rapist
>>20884715
ur mom pussy