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Apple just surpassed 2T valuation to become most valuable company ahead of Saudi Aramco oil. What the fuck

>> No.20877695

starts with a "b" and ends with an "r"

>> No.20877720

>>20877695
Beer?
Bear?

>> No.20877778

>>20877720
>>>20877695

Bro, I think he meant BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

approximately though, not an expert on the matter

>> No.20877850

>>20877499

gotta pumpem before you dumpem

>> No.20877916

>>20877499
dumb money about to get 2001’ed
a classic tale

>> No.20877957

>>20877916
brainlet doesn't realize they've set the market up for the greatest bull run of the century, after which we will have a 95% market crash where only coiners and pmgcels will make it

>> No.20877958

>>20877499
The crash will be biblical.
Every American will be BEGGING for socialism after this.

>> No.20877969
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20877969

>>20877916
>everyone else is actually dumb not me, which is why i missed the short before the dump and i missed the pump after the dump

>> No.20878046

>>20877957
>blah blah nonsense

>>20877969
screencapped and see you in 2 months