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My hot cousin wore a shirt exposing her midriff to a family function. Do you think that was for me?

>> No.20869510

>>20869434
>Incel retard
>boboposting
seems legit

>> No.20869556

Girls and women are driven to expose themselves for no reason. It's not because she's lusting after cousin micropenis

>> No.20869583

>>20869434
yes make sure to kiss her in front of her parents

>> No.20869585

>>20869434
100%
>>20869510
>>20869556
cope

>> No.20869597

>>20869434

Incelcest. Ohnonono

>> No.20869613

>>20869434
Kiwi Chris is that you? Can't wait for you to call into the Dick Show again

>> No.20869641

>>20869434
Did you see boob outline?

>> No.20869718

My cousins in Egypt got married, over there it’s perfectly legal.... lol.. but really it is. Crazy right?

>> No.20869867

>>20869613
ppp won

>> No.20869913

my cousin's gf wore a slightly translucent summer dress and I could see her panties
it was very inappropriate but I think none of the boomers noticed

>> No.20869945

>>20869913

Oh. The boomers noticed.

>> No.20870010

>>20869945
My boomers haven't complained about it, also it was under very specific lighting which she didn't really stand in too much. I don't think anyone other than me noticed.
At least her panties matched her bra, so I guess she's not completely incompetent.

>> No.20870149

>>20870010

She wants old fat Boomer fuckstick cock.

>> No.20870197

>>20870010
They didnt complain cause they fucking liked it

>> No.20870212

>>20870149
I think she's just autistic
if she starts talking about a topic clearly nobody cares about it's really hard to get her to stop

>> No.20870221

>Business & Finance
Saged

>> No.20870277
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20870277

>>20870221
>announcing a report or 'sage'
heh
should've listened to my cousin story instead, faggot
you brought this on yourself

>> No.20870333

>>20869434
No. Probably just general whoredom.

>> No.20870350

>>20870212
Ok so she's annoying, but is she hot?

>> No.20870400

B U L L I S H

>> No.20870434

>>20870350
ehhh 7/10 when they met now 6/10
piling on that weight now

>> No.20870528

>>20870434
Fuck. Obviously still good enough for boomers. Sometimes, I'd rather see a normal awkward girl being slightly lewd, rather than go to a strip club and see everything

>> No.20870591

>>20870528
/threadx6million

>> No.20870676

>>20869718
Lots of southern and south-eastern countries practice incest. It's also carried over into countries they've immigrated to, but it's more severe there because there's fewer people in the small communities. Check out "UK Pakistani incest". It's pretty wild. Basically a whole community is breeding themselves into retardation.

>> No.20870710

>>20870676
Sorry, I mean South Asian and south east Asian. Not just south and south east lol.

>> No.20870841

>>20869434
when your next to her at the table, pretend to accidently splash some condiments on her, then offer to clean it off.
when she says ok, just kneel down and lick it off her tummy nice and slow, while holding her by the hips. she will understand this as the beginning of the mating ritual

>> No.20870872

>>20870841
can't see anything going wrong with this plan.

>> No.20871106

>>20870676
>Basically a whole community is breeding themselves into retardation.

you know this is a meme right? labradors that breed with other labradors dont produce retarded offspring. you read too much news or ur probably use to average but well-rounded mutts that dont specialize at anything

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20871202

>>20870841

Walk up to her with a Bang energy drink can behind your back.
Ask her, "Do you want-a-bang?". Say it fast.

She will either react with disgust, in which case you reveal the Bang can. Problem dissolved.
Or she will react in any other way that isn't disgust and that means you are in.

This is the true way to test her.

>> No.20871331

>>20871202
fucking kek

>> No.20871878

>>20871106
It's not a meme.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/science/inbreeding-study-uk-dna-university-queensland-biobank-genes-incest-a9091561.html%3famp
>The study, led by Dr Loic Yengo and published in Nature Communications, outlines the many health consequences for children born to incest, including increased chances of low fertility, stunted growth and lifespan, poor lung function and reduced cognitive ability
There's also a bunch of recessive genetic disorders that British-Pakistani people have at significantly higher rates.

>> No.20871955

>>20871106
Why don't you go ahead and compare global maps of consanguinity with global maps of average IQ?

>P.S. doing so is a hatefact

>> No.20872026

>>20869434
That's a man

>> No.20872431

>>20869434
yeah

>> No.20872459

>>20869434
Pics?

>> No.20872552

>>20870277
saged