/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for CUNNY

90% of posters are weak handed faggots that get stock advice from their mothers.

This was suppose to be a bull run day what the FUCK is going on

WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
NO WE AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
ANYMORRRRE

MRVL and BTG are my only greens today

First for fundamental analysis. Speculators fuck off

Two terrible fucking OP's in a row. We're not gonna make it.

so td ameritrade for plain stock buying

and robinhood for the (free) options buying

right?

I made $7 on MARK this is what it feels like to be a genius

last day for NIO

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

Are my Kodak 8/21 7.5 puts gonna print big?

i dont care anymore just gonna buy into tech and hold

this is the reason why stocks are so inflated, literal retards that don't know anything opening up robinhood accounts and going all in. The absolute state of the market

rolling, if dubs I sell everything and enter silver

>>20867008
Your fundamentals don’t mean SHIT in this market you stupid fucking faggot BOOMER

Fuck XLNX

>>20867016
Schwab for stocks
Webull for options

aaaaaaand voila!
just like that, the nasdaq will never ever go down ever again.

WHY

Anyone use Tradestation here?

Think I might stop browsing /smg/ during market hours for a week or so. You guys have gotten too silly lately.

>>20866998
R A R E C O I N

>Made some 2x gains on $NOK calls
>Took some small losses on OTM $AMD calls

All closed out, overall 230% gains this week. Done for today, see you all next week.

will this august be bad too? I've heard august is always a bad month for the market

>>20867032
I literally talked about this shit months ago. People not so much as looking at the price let alone the charts going all in assuming they're buying the bottom.

>>20866999
Checked and /biz/pilled

how much did you guys lose today?

>>20866970
>degenerate diaper thread
>market shits itself

Ehh sure, why the fuck not?

>>20867063
no one asked

>>20867051
The day is not over, I’m letting you guys fall for the bull trap so I can reload my puts

>>20867054
Self-similar fractaline structure with price memory making scalable swings. Bet it hits $50 again, with no purposeful catalyst whatsoever.

>>20867069
You're thinking of October

okay I've had it up to fucking HERE with losing chasing meme PnDs after weeks of measely profits on secure bluechips or TQQQ/SOXL. How viable is it to just swing trade TQQQ/SOXL with all $13,000 reserve and get like $500 profit with each swing? I'm sick of trying to make it big, I just want small but safe growth

I'm out of the market, made 30% since April. Feels good man. What should idiot back into?

>>20867077
slightly green, boring day so far

>>20867016
I use tiddies Ameritrade and stash

>>20867077
Nothing yet. I’m a little down I thought I was buying the TQQQ dip when it was actually half of the dip.

>>20867028
Unlikely

>>20866970
GOOGL down 5% today. What’s the move chief

>>20867032
> retards plunking down their left over McDonald's paycheck money are artificially inflating the largest financial market in human history

>>20867022
>last day for NIO
to catch it below $12 maybe

>>20867028
lol no... seeing resistance at $20.80

>>20867077
I'm up 93 dollars today. CLSK and QQQ bros where we at?

i'm so confused on what the fuck is going on right now

>>20867094
lots of people do that
good luck

Well, I just dumped out of KODK.
Watch it moon back to $50 by the end of the day

>>20867120
Infamy.org

>>20867083
Don't tell anyone but I have SQQQ calls and I'm just angery

>DXY up, treasuries down, Au up, Ag up, t.fagman up, QQQ up
Why are you fuckers pinkjak posting? You didn't ACTUALLY invest in something other than tech and shiny metals, did you?

>>20867054
A day in the life of a NKLA buyer:
>Wake up
>Photoshop picture of myself taking a shower
>Photoshop picture of me exercising
>Photoshop picture of me eating breakfast
>Photoshop picture of me going to work
>Photoshop picture of me on a date with a qt
>Mom calls, asks "What have you been doing, son?"
>"OI'VE BEEN AVIN A GREAT DAY MUM, I GOT PITCHAS TO SHOW IT ROIGHT ERE

>>20867094
>i've been burned by high risk strategies and want to try something safe
>how about this other high risk strategy?

>>20867122
>what is savings
>what is inflated unemployment benefits
>what is stimulus checks

>>20867077
$1500 so far. I'd like to thank my sponsors, KNDI and PRPO!

>>20867123
explain NIO run up mentality please. post anything that indicates or predicts an epic run up, i want to believe.

>>20867077
Made $100 so far

>>20867139
BTC up as well my metallic friend.

>>20866999
I keep asking my mom for advice but it's all been garbage like invest in medical after they already spiked.

>>20867122
This. Everyone is just gayming on Robin good lol. Kikes are scamming zillions in tax dollars to pump the market

>>20867014
Sure we arent, G-man. Nice haircut by the way.

>>20867134
I ain't clickin' that shit nigga!

Bros I might just look at my stocks once a month otherwise all these threads and the fluctuations FUD me.

second AUY bull run right now

>>20867159
>inb4 he cites sales numbers that are already public and likely fake

>>20867134
Nigga I don’t give a fuck all I care about is making money. I would invest in the fucking Viet Cong if I could get 10% a year on them

Wait, so you guys aren’t joking? you guys really buying “dips” at ATH’s during a recession and pandemic? Oh my.

>>20867014
i humbly waited for someone to make a new thread
this is what you get, faggot.

>moscow stock exchange at february leves
>RSX 10% below price held at february

Why are the kikes doing this?

>>20867130
Kikes pumped the market AH yesterday to make boomers think earning reports still matter and it isnt already priced in by insiders. They then dumped the market this morning back down to yesterdays close price to scare those same boomers into selling their shares back. Now the market is crabbing up to a reasonable price.

market is going to be sideways next month

We have to rocket up today or else, and to do that we're going print

>>20867196
You're damn right Bobo

>>20867192
Just saying, a shady government scam business run by retarded pajeets could get dumped and replaced any moment.

>>20867177
>checks back in one month
>market below march levels

See ya in a month buddy

Dubs and everyone who's still holding $MARK becomes a bag holder for eternity.

>>20867177
pretty much what i am going to start doing. the market should start stabilizing soon anyway

>>20867205
so...hold my TSM and TQQQ

Do I sell my AAPL call or hold it over the weekend. Are my balls big enough??

>>20867153
> inflated unemployment benefits
> stimulus checks

Literally a drop in the ocean.

My wife's son is long on Nike and Under Armour, what do you guys think?

>>20867196
FOMO

>>20867214
Explain using something other than /pol/ tier logic

>>20867204
Because Ruble has been devalued since then.

>>20867224
oh yeah baby taste the decay

>>20867205
Shit

>>20867223
Yes.

>>20867153
> inflated unemployment
> stimulus checks

Literally a drop in the ocean

>>20867215
I know and thats why I keep checking. If I never got into stocks my money would be in my checking account and I wouldnt think about whether it was losing value or not.

have a gut feeling im going to erase my gains, I could unload my profitable SLV gains and jump into some XLE calls or short natural Gas

>>20867008
I'm sure due to your supreme fundamental analysis you are now a millionaire thanks to your genius KODK cheapies you've been scooping past few weeks.

How does Ford have so much volume every day but its price never fucking does anything

>>20867159
Run up will come with July deliveries report next week... that's why you're seeing massive resistance at $12.10
>>20867190
>salty that his stocks don't have the full backing of the CCP

ALso CLSK bros sold my BLNK yesterday because i figured yesterday was the last pump...why is CLSK still pumping?

>>20867282
too many shares

>>20867250
So has the USD

>>20867243
I don't know how he can dumb it down any further for you.

>>20867275
>short natural Gas
Hedge with kneepads.

>>20867113
>I thought I was buying the TQQQ dip when it was actually half of the dip.
Same

>>20867282
algorithms making millions off of boomers

>>20867215
But also STUPID BOBO YOU ARE THE PROBLEM

>>20867014
>>20867078
Very funny.
Now put on the diapers and keep them on.

>>20867291
Still cheap and continues to end green almost daily, but they haven't announced anything so it hasn't mooned

>>20867284
Jej, the absolute state of this Bolshevik, comrade.

[laughs in collectivist]

why cant they moon again? I bought the top again....

>>20867305
>hur dur elites and pajeets
I don’t give a fuck right now. Maybe at 4 pm I’ll start caring about the ethics of a company but now all I care about is profiting off, even if it is off of child slave labor in Indonesia

>>20867253
It so stinky

>>20867231
you should ask your wife’s boyfriend

>>20867355
i almost got shaken out of it cause of this morning and yesterday AH happy i held

so, basically.... investing is all about putting your money into an ETF that tracks Nasdaq 100 and then going on with your business.
it's that easy. why do people bother to pick stocks? all the money that the fed prints seems to end up in big tech

I hate congress and the house so fucking much

>we're not in a bubble bro

i just wanted some gains today

>>20867369
African, they literally admit in their own earnings report that profitable Q2 was the final ultimate rabbit out of the hat accounting trick that is literally impossible to do again.

>>20867369
>chasing TSLA when he could just but NIO and hodl for 3 yrs for a much greater return.

NGMI

>>20867408
Should of got calls on gold pretty much free money at this point

Convince me not to go 100% tech.

>literally the best earnings reports ever for 20% of the S&P and 50% of the NASDAQ
>get held back by pajeet trash like GOOG

I told you. Remove google from nasdaq, punish it like boeing

>Alll those mini V-shaped recoveries on the SPY 1-week graph

>>20867355
but it is mooning
just in slow motion

>>20867192
That particular investment bubble popped in 1973. Some have speculated the Mujahideen sector is due for another pump soon though.

>>20867422
nobody is going to fall for it

>>20867376
No one mentioned anything about retarded ethics you stupid mong. Just throw money at it already if you're so inclined.

Noble Corporation files for chapter 11 bankruptcy. Complete list of surprised people:

Buy The Wayfair Dip!!!!

Is the last of the month a bad time to hop in? Nothing looks good right now it's looking like I should just go back to jerking off to anime tits.

imagine holding SQQQ right now lol

>>20867388
Sh-she doesn't have a boyfriend, anon! It was an immaculate c-conception.

Yes, yes ONDK... go on!

>>20867484
literally go buy W or LMND

MSFT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nasdaq prediction

all I want is tabula rasa for all my bags and my fellow bagholders. I'd walk away from all this for a year if it meant returning all my bags to 0

>>20867443
I can't.

This market is Kiked and Gay. Getting paid for surveys is more lucrative

Did anyone actually buy JMIA, it's looking pretty tempting

>>20867422
>buying chinese companies

>>20867524
This

>>20867531
>Getting paid for surveys is more lucrative

How into?

>>20867508
>LMND
>has a price target $20 less than its current standing and has dumped every day from its highs
?

bought calls on XLE

>>20867544
I might when it dips. African Amazon slave trading outfit or something

>>20867544
How the fuck is it tempting?

Negative net income, massive debt to equity..

>muh growth stocks

Fuck off

Post your heaviest COVID19 bags.

I'll start:
>WYNN 20 shares, down 37%
>CCL 100 shares, down 66%
>WBA 20 shares, down 20%
>CLF 100 shares, down 22%
>MRO 50 shares, down 52%
>AMC 100 shares, down 36%

Yes, I will go down with every single one of those ships.

>>20867561
Qmee is the best I've found

>>20867544
bought it back when it was 4, its the ebay of nigeria suposedly. regret selling it for more measly 150 profit

>>20867611
Anon last night said Amazon might buy them

>>20867077
-3.19%
3rd day in the red.
ngmi

When will BLNK stop dumping? I wanna get in

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

>>20867219
I have a sell order at $2.00 and I'm terrified it wont hit it

>>20867487

>>20867625
How much do you get paid per survey?

Hmmm dollar up, silver still up, stocks still up....

>>20867617
No GNUS

ngmi

aapl gonna trend down after 1pm et right?

What bonds are you holding? I have KO and MCD.
But those are the only ones. The rest is conservative equities like MSFT or V and such.

And you?

Why is the market dumping so fucking hard again?
Did I miss something?
Did China realise another pest or some shit?

>>20867700
How heavy is your GNUS, fellow pinko?

>>20867617
AMPY
EVRI
GNUS
GSAT
REFR
SSL
and please welcome our newest members:
KNDI
PRPO

K.M.S.

>>20867726
You missed that it's not dumping.

There has to be some dude at citadel literally just watching my account and waiting for me to something so he can run the market the other way. Sold my puts expiring today and bought a call for Monday. Top ticked and reversed instantly. There goes all my money.

I said...

Buy the fucking Wayfair dip you whores

HTBX!!!
RISE!

>>20867676
It varies per survey, anywhere between .50 to 1.75, the ones that pay more are longer, I made $50 just doing them last weekend

>>20867726
Straight up kike manipulation. The only relevant companies on earth are making more money than ever, and growing.

>>20867625
A buck a search? Hmmmm

>>20867640
What is your portfolio like? Do you good oil?

Who else /fucking won/

>>20867726
You didn't see that 1.63b dildo at 11:20am?

I genuinely don't know what to do about my Aug 7th $52 INTC calls, at this point they are literally worthless. Do I buy puts next time there is a tiny pump or wait til Monday to see what the price action is? Alternatively I might be able to roll my calls into an Aug 14th or 21st position at a higher strike.

It's so fucking oversold on the 1d charts it's not even funny - surely there has to be a reversal soon.

>>20867718
No

TSM is a pump and dump in the end, fucking losers buying the top LOL.
imagine buying chinese stocks in this climate

What investments can I make to promote more dead Jews.

TQQQ put to call ratio increasing everyday...

P/C at 0.781 right now

SQQQ P/C at 0.176

>Trying to make money off jewish manipulations
>Mossad doesn't disclose the companies they invest in

fuck

>>20867687
What's going rocket and dump?

>>20867253
I sold at the top for 40% gainz
I finally made a good decision

>>20867745
>KNDI
>PRPO
Oof, did you buy these yesterday, near their peak?

>>20867014
We need our Lapis /smg/ OP anon back

should I buy TSM calls?

>>20867814
TSM is building a 12 billion dollar plant in Arizona.

This is why stock market futures should be illegal

>>20867814
I disagree

>>20867838
wow, how could you tell!

>>20867406
Okay, so quick preliminary math:

320m people in the US.
312m use the internet.
We'll assume everyone has $5k and a gambling problem. That's $1.56tn. You and I know that's totally unrealistic.

The Stimulus bill the government passed was $6tn, granted, directly from the Fed, most of that was debt instruments. The Treasury can do whatsoever they please though, including the purchase of equities. 401k inflows are another continuous consideration. If you're attending to the S&P you're also looking at the top performing, most heavily weighted companies in the index. A good lot of them are still hovering around March lows, this includes the vast majority of the financial sector. You're watching the weighted movement to FAGMAN as a hedge prop up both the NASDAQ and the S&P, you're not watching inflation. Of course there are plenty of PnDs, with all the new investors that aren't privy to such things. But to assume that they're driving the whole market up is retarded.

>>20867814
>Taiwan
>Chinese
lol
they are more or less an american markets stock, with who and how they trade
their move up was propped up by apple and amd growing, and intel failing

Still though, I'm scared holding on to $8000 of that.

>>20867196
Yes.

is it time to short tech yet

PLD dip today is very tasty

the packages keep flowing, and amazon always needs more warehouses.

Why is the horse so smug?
Does he know something we don't?

>>20867838
>oof
Fuck off to Reddit nigger

What a happy day.

>>20867617
INO and MRNA, MRNA is down something fucking stupid like 10% for me.

I'm confident about its future BUT I WANT MY GAINS NOW FUCK

>>20867893
https://time.com/5837274/tsm-chip-plant-arizona/

>>20867093
>Leave market at the lows and get back in at the highs

What could go wrong? Do it!

>>20867814
ez money TSM Aug21'20 86 Call

>>20867914
>no fun allowed
Oof, my dude.
Imagine getting cucked out of phrases because other people use them.

>>20867878
Yeah I watched all of my stocks reload at 9:30 and suddenly a fat spike up was a fat spike down. Utterly ridiculous

Why the fuck is this happening, or am I just fucking new? Is this absolute clown market shit now that things spike down on good earnings/news?

>>20867911
Should’ve bought puts at open, but yes, rug pull soon and bulls know it as well

>>20867765
>If you are outside of the USA, UK, Canada and Australia sadly we aren't quite ready for your country just yet, but we are looking to expand so will let you know when it's available and send you an early access invite when we can.

>>20867893
I was typing the same thing. They may be of the same descent, but definitely not the same people.

>>20867077
Up 0.43% and feel pretty good about the day so far.

>>20867911
If they didn't destroy earnings yesterday, even if they had only mildly beaten them, then yes. I'm not so sure now. I was sure a tech bubble pop was coming soon too

>>20867814
>-2.11%
>pump and dump
based retard

>>20867778
It's just my fucking around portfolio mostly of penny stocks. So I'm only $1 in the red. Biggest thing I have in it is MGM, CNC and SQQQ.

>>20867617
>KOS 2500 shares, -23%
>MRO 700 shares -10%

Everything else green, can't complain

Will VXRT ever pump back up these bags are to fucking heavy

i know this is /smg/ but why the fuck is bitcoin up over 1.2k since last week? is the devaluation of the dollar strong enough of a catalyst?

>>20867949
Have you considered the Jewish question

>>20867422
NIO bagholders aren't allowed on Mars

If the stimulus bill doesn’t pass by cob today, then what? Congress goes on holiday for a week or they get back to it next week?

>>20867949
Yeah for weeks futures have flipped at open. Seems to be working well against Robinhooders

There goes JMIA and I was looking at it at $13.50

>>20867944
>using phrases associated with retards
Yikes! That's a lot to unpack. Who hurt you?

>>20868019
likely will spill over into weekend as they debate it

does PRPO have any chance? I know this was a meme pump but mid to long term what do they look like?
yes I bought $2000 worth without knowing anything about them

>>20867988
Do you think MRO is ever going above $10 again?
With how electric vehicles and battery stock is flying, I'm scared for oil.

>>20867980
Yeah, what we got was a big confirmation the real companies making real money in the world economy are doing incredibly well. You cant just ignore amazon literally 8x their EPS in one quarter.

So now the kikes put retail in a position of wow tech really must be a bubble while the data just showed that its literally growing 5% quarterly.

Clown market

>>20867617
AMPY
KOS
SOLO
SKYW as of earnings, might buy more though
EVRI but not that bad

I'm up 0.5%. how bout you anon?

>>20868019
They said if they can't stop being retards theyre going at it again tommorow

>>20867745
EVRI reporting next week. Scary times for us bagholders. I might buy some puts to hedge

>>20868040
So it’s not safe to buy anything yet. Ffs I wish they would go on vacation next week. At least I would know shit would tank.

>>20868036
>letting retards determine what phrases you can use
Imagine being so thought-cucked.

>>20868066
We love our gains

>>20867957
Asus Acer MSI Gigabyte are all Taiwanese as well. Different people from commie Chinese.

>>20867811

I'm right there with you. Infuriating seeing it go up .5% then tank right back down. At least we can commiserate

>>20868019
They get paid $200k + insider trading all day every day whether they pass jack shit or not what do they care.

is googl going up soon? my bags are getting heavy

and should i buy PINS why is it going up?

>>20867924
>>20867617
FOMO'ed INO at 27 a few weeks ago. Bought 36 shares, losing 300 dollars let's fucking go.

>>20868004
Supply shock, halving was a couple months ago, simultaneously Cash App (Square) Is buying more and more. Stimulus helped some, and printing creates a good long term environment. Not to mention the 2017 top buyers sold or hold. No one is selling anymore

2PM
THE HORSE RIDES

Post your dips you are eyeballing.
RTX, THM

EMAN lads where yall at?

>>20868128
Why would it go up?
Yesterday they reported their first revenue decline in the history of the company, and they don't have anything exiting coming up.

>>20867728
I made money off the next Netflix. I wish I was holding this faggots bags, I feel left out.
on the other hand
NAK
ACI

>>20868004
i think a lot of people cashed out their link and bought btc, or shied away from link after the pump and dump and started buying btc instead

Is there a cost to extending the expiry of my options? Is there any benefit to shortening the expiry date?
My instincts are telling me there should be some implication on premiums or something.

>>20867077
Up 1.39%, so $166, unrealized gains.

Here lies /biz/, his dreams unfulfilled. Say something nice

>>20868140
Please god let it be so. I need this badly, for my health and for my family.

>>20868093
>wanting to use overused trendy-slang that makes you look like a mongo
Oof my dudes, you hate to see it! Yikes!

Where's the dingus that shilled USX this morning? Bought and it instantly tanked with everything else. Am I going to have to add this shit to my /biz/ stinkers list?

>>20867077
up 6 dollars :D

>>20868160
I'd buy RTX at around $52. I very much doubt it will fall bellow its $50 support, but I want it to come nearer.

>>20867077
Up 10.6%. Hopefully I won’t fall by eod. I pray for your gains, Anon.

GIVE ME A FUCKING TICKER. STRIKE AND EXPIRY

>>20868130
To be fair I believe both INO and MRNA have high chances to rise to 30-50 and 100-140 respectively.

TECH BUBBLE IS POPPING
FREE FALL SOON
HASTA LA VISTA

>>20868213
Fuck you nigger as long as I have liquidity and don’t emotionally throw money around, then I will make it and neither you or the FUCKING KIKES CAN STOP ME.

>>20868247
TSM Aug21'20 86 Call

>>20868220
>STILL defending his language hipsterism
Imagine having others determine what words you can use pwhahahah I can't even oof bit oof.


oof.

when is a good time to buy into DFEN?

>>20868247
TQQQ 90p 7/31

>>20868247
Amazon. 4000. 8/7

>>20868260
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JEWISH ANIMAL SPIRIT I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR SHIT YOU HEEB DWEEB

>>20868260
not till next friday if congress doesn't reach to an agreement
get bonked, dumb rat

RTX BROS. IS THIS THE DIP

Anyone else mix up stocks a lot?
For me, Amgen (AMGN), Ameren (AEE), Allergan (AGN), and Amarin (AMRN) makes me want to die.

LAST CHANCE TO BUY KODK UNDER $22
>LAST CHANCE TO BUY KODK UNDER $22
LAST CHANCE TO BUY KODK UNDER $22
>LAST CHANCE TO BUY KODK UNDER $22
LAST CHANCE TO BUY KODK UNDER $22
>LAST CHANCE TO BUY KODK UNDER $22

Made $300 off Carvana knock-off VROOM today..

>>20868247
Ignore >>20868265
>>20868287
>>20868289
they’re r*ddit tourists.
Nothing atm is a good buy. Most other Friday’s you could buy tech or PMs and rest easy knowing they would gap up a bit come Monday. But with the stupid stimulus bill hanging in the balance and likely to be debated all through the weekend, all bets are off.
Wait for the bills outcome first.

>>20868298
WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THE MOOD. WHATS WRONG ANON, I’LL LISTEN AND OFFER WHOLESOME ADVICE

>>20867617
SHRMF -53.34%
Most frustrating purchase because they have growth potential and were making legitimate pharma deals but fucked up on trade commission requirements and got halted. They just filed their missing acquisition reports earlier this week so hopefully trading for it opens up again. Part of me wants to double down on it since it's dirt cheap and I think it will at least 2x once it's traded again, but I'm trying my best to avoid gambler's fallacy here.

Part of me doesn't even care about the profits, I just really want to see psychedelics in legitimate pharmaceutical. I personally cured my depression from shroom usage and wouldn't be here trading today if it weren't for the glorious fungi bastards. I know we're still at least a decade away from mainstream acceptance but if people were so hyped over medicinal cannabis use, I don't see how there won't be hype for psychedelics that have use cases that don't overlap with already widely available pharmaceuticals. You can get pain killers over the counter anywhere, but you're not going to get a single dose of something that will cram 1 year of therapy into a single 6 hour trip.

So even if I'm wrong on THIS stock, I hope someone gets the ball rolling. It's a good sign to see more research barriers torn down for these drugs and I definitely see a future for them barring big pharma corruption.

>>20868318
you probably have dyslexia

>>20867814
> TSM
> Chinese
> pump and dump
Nice bait

>>20868320
lol

>>20868137
thank you

>>20868341
I sold my car to vroom once. They're the only one of those companies that will pick it up from your house no matter where you live. Carvana you have to live within like 100 miles of their dealerships. They paid only about $1000 less than what I could probably get private party and I didn't have to deal with craigslist niggers. Well worth it.

>>20868343
i just bought some gold and silver

>>20868344
BECAUSE TODAY SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BULL RUN NOW THAT TECH EARNINGS ARE OUT OF THE WAY BUT I FORGOT ABOUT THE FUCKING STIMULUS BILL AND SO I LOST MONEY AND WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT BACK TIL NEXT WEEK IF THE BILL SHIT ENDS. AND I WAS IN THE GREEN FOR THE WEEK TOO SO I AM VERY UPSET BECAUSE IVE MOSTLY LOST THE LAST FEW WEEKS.
OH WELL ILL MAKE IT BACK BUT IM STILL SAD AND ANNOYED. I JUST WANT TO MAKE MONEY.

>>20868260
Rat Faeces

>>20868318
Should have went all in the Tesla (TLSA) dip.

>>20868307
Yes buy buy buy

>>20868260
>GUYS TECH BUBBLE IS POPPING. NOT LIKE LAST WEEK OR THE WEEK BEFORE WHEN I SAID THIS AND TECH CONTINUED TO SKYROCKET BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME

>>20868405
Simply put you are too emotional my friend.

>>20867726
Did you check the time?
It's
>siiiip
Boomer Lunch Time!

Time for your 86 year old boss who makes six figures but doesn't know how to work pivot tables to open up good 'ol Ask Jeeves search engine and look at his sto-
HOLY COW, DID I JUST MAKE 0.01% PROFIT???? HAHAHAH, TIME TO DUMP, SUCKERS!!!!

>>20868398
Well I hope for your sake the stimulus bill passes. If my doesn’t, then you will lose money on those purchases.

>>20868343
>Wait for the bills outcome first.
If you wait until it is announced you’ll miss out.

#nobids
It's starting to trend.

>>20868343
I was being sarcastic about Amazon. 4000 is not realistic.

Also you know a bill is going to pass, they're just grandstanding for BuzzFeed sound bites right now

>>20868416
It's still dipped

>>20868435
No if I was emotional I would be revenge trading rn and losing the rest of my liquidity. Instead I’m accepting the loss and sitting back. I won’t buy shit until this stimulus bill uncertainty is over.

Am I seriously the only dumbass that bought USX this morning?

Buy FUND. That is all.

>>20868405
YOU SHOULDVE LISTENED TO ME AND TAKEN PROFIT. NOW TECH WILL CRASH. SORRY ANON, ITS FOR THE BEST. GODSPEED

what do you guys swing trade for small but safe and consistent gains? TQQQ?

Is the Kodak dump done? Is this the new stable price?

I'm getting fucking /TLRD'd/ bros.

>>20868140
What else is new

>>20868470
Tbh I don’t know if it will. I (unfortunately) live in DC. I can assure you the political niggery diggery is at an all time high. The bill not passing is a realistic possibility.
>>20868456
Miss out on gains? Maybe. But could also miss out on losses if i picked the wrong way to go. So I would rather just wait and be safe. I’m risk averse af and I accept that. I want money now but I want it guaranteed. So fuck the bill. I’ll wait til either it passes or fails. Or I’ll just buy a straddle for Monday morning earnings lmao.

>>20868463
Amazing. Markets will crash so they can leverage and justify more Stimulus.

>>20868528
>swing trade

>>20868475
You literally just said you were upset, sad and annoyed. Revenge trading? Jesus Christ you must be a woman.

>>20868550
>The US Senate has adjourned for the weekend.

I think we're fucked

>>20868343
I picked up MSFT at 200, and back in to TSM at 78.
TQQQ at 115.

I'm holding gold and cash otherwise till next week's shenanigans.

Since congress won't announce even good news until lunch time Tuesday, because their working hours are a joke, Monday is going to be running off rumors and 72 hours of MSM freaking out about the GDP and those evil republicans not giving everyone endless money.

>>20868247
OSTK 75c 8/14
Get in NOW it's on sale

>>20866999
This.

>>20868528
>buying TQQQ right before the tech bubble pops

ngmi

>>20868524
Do you know about the boy who cried wolf?

>>20868541
if there’s more FUD circulating about the obvious insider trading / govt assisted pump n dump, then i think it will dip further

>>20868524
I DID TAKE PROFIT. I MADE A HUMBLE 30%. IT WAS VERY NICE. BUT THEN I BOUGHT TSM ASSUMING A BULL RUN FOR TODAY AND HAD TO SELL AT A 15% LOSS SO I WAS VERY SAD. OH WELL

>>20868518
I fucking hate posts like this. 5 words telling people to buy some random nothing stock. No reasoning. No news. Just the laziest shill possible. Eat shit.

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>the BEST earnings report session ever for 20% of theS&P
>virus literally an afterthought
>market dumps because some boomer kikes cant just give people who got fired because of boomer kike kvetching an unemployment check

They should just attach 1 trillion in spending for israel to the bill with 200$ a week for taxpayers. But then the 200$ would get stripped anyways.

God bless america. Burn us to the ground already

>>20866970
Need stocks to short, and recommend industries to look into?

Holy FUCK did you see that?

The BLNK bags are so heavy, bros. Tell me it can bounce back PLEEASE

>>20868650
power companies in the Midwest

It's finally breaking....
And to ride this down, instead of the $14k I had 2 weeks ago. Or the 6k I had 1 week ago. Or the 1700 I had yesterday. Or the 600 I had this morning. I now have one single .58 cent put expiring on Monday after closing my puts expiring today at the highs.

>>20867617
XOM, down 42%
BA, down 57%

On the flip side I made a fuck ton of money buying tech giants in late March

>>20867949
Did you literally not see the god awful economic outlook yesterday? Markets are digesting it right now. If they pass the stimulus then green next week. If not, you are going to bleed like a pig

>>20868256
In regards to Inovio, my only question is when will it happen. Waiting for funding news is killing me, but I believe it'll be a nice run in the end.

You know what?
I am through with this fucking market...

The Boomers are shorting the living fuck out of it every 2 days and crabing it the rest of the time.

I missed Tesla Wich is the one I was looking for so my dreams of becoming rich overnight are virtually gone and I just about had it with this fucking squeeze.

I am pulling my money out and not even thinking about this none sense market perhaps until next year, I am just fed up watching shit companies rising on bad news, tanking on good news and the obvious inside trade mooning for absolute no fucking reason

>>20868260
>nasdaq goes up

>>20868709
>hurrdurr 4 month lagging GDP is a real indicator

You dumb mongrel. GDP is regularly adjusted even years after published. Go back to RED IT

>>20867077
A little actually because CPE.

>>20868052
I do, but the growth will taper off for a lot of the major players. Will we see those pre-march levels again? Probably not

what are some good cheapies

>>20867094
More pump and dumps please.

>>20867228
Yeah, millions of people dropping hundreds or thousands of USD in the market wont effect anything.
Good one.

>>20868581
I have worked in politics.

You wouldn't believe how much legislation is dictated by how much your senators and representatives just want to go home for the weekend

>>20867243
>other than /pol/ tier logic
>Throwing shade at pol when you yourself are fucking stupid trash and trusting peejet at that.
Lol, pol gets the most shit but blue boards and porn boards are trash.

>>20868879
So why the fuck do people keep voting these assholes back into office?

>>20868016
Kek, im up 2500. If thats what you call bags i'll hold them any day.

>down 25%

>>20868940
You heard the story about how a congressman in Chicago was elected to office while sitting in jail, right?

People vote what they know. If they see a d or r next to someone's name, it's good enough. If they recognize a last name, it's good enough.

The older the senator is, the more absolutely hysterically angry they will be about not being allowed to go home for the weekend

I experimented with a single put option on Questrade and now have no idea what the process of exercising it is
I honestly love this

>>20867032
No fucking wonder my -$1000 AAPL calls are now -333. Should I close or hold and hope they turn positive? They're LEAPS so I'm good so long as AAPL ever goes 10% above its price from 2 months ago.

>>20868837
see:
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There's 630,000 companies to choose from depending on how aspirant you are in your selections. Not to mention all the bull traps from the constant PnD's we've seen. That's a shitload of dilution, and even if you're retarded enough to assert that individual investors are making the big moves: imagine all the directed retirement money from shit like the railroad pensions and state and federal government pensions... Hedge funds and old money. Indies don't move shit except pennies and large scale media driven PnDs.

>>20868993
I unironically wish we could go back to only landowners being able to vote. And I dont even own any myself. But this confederacy of fucking dunces voting us into this shit show needs to fucking end. Every slack jawed idiot shouldnt be allowed a fucking voice.

>>20869110
Landowners nowadays fucked the whole world up (not on their own of course) and, in concert with banks, made land completely impossible to afford for normal people. They will just keep doing what they've always been doing: force policies that shoot the price of land skyhigh while making sure wages stay as low as possible so that they can prey on generation after generation, sitting on their asses letting their whole dynasty be rich beyond belief, like the leeches they are.

>>20869110
I 100% agree, but I think term limits would solve that issue. Term limits would also encourage legislators to make unpopular but correct decisions more often as well, like reforming our entitlements and reigning in spending.

>>20868940
Literally no one is able to just do the work without being dragged down by bucket lobster shit congressmen.

There's 535 people trying to act like they can read, debate, discuss, and make group decisions about 1000 pages of legalese a week.

So there is no other option.

If they do get a congressman who wants to actually work, and compromise, and do shit; he gets fucked by his party who like things being utterly fucked for their personal power.

>>20867077
Down 1k on TSM calls (they're for end of Aug tho, not too worried (lies)) and QCOM

>>20869262
What did you bet on for TSM?

>>20869110
Need a higher minimum voting age, as well as a maximum voting age and maximum age of service.

They also need to decentralize massively.
Half the fed, and thus half the shit congress deals with, should be handled by states.

Roads, military, environmental regulation, national intelligence, interstate and international crime, immigration, disaster relief.

Maybe a few others, but so much of the other shit should be state run.

>Kodak Put option expiring January with a Strike price of $15 trading at $7
Seems retarded but I did it.