/biz/ - Business & Finance

SOXL
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X
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Amen.

STEVEN UNIVERSE IS GAY AS FUCK

>>20848568
BASEDXL
S
O
Y
X
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Is Jumia a buy?

TEAM
SOLO
MID

>>20848588
I'm going to have to second this.
All jokes aside. Are we going all in on Intel?

>>20848536
YOU STUPID IDIOTS!!! YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THE MARKET NOW!!!
CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING?
THERE IS A HUGE CRASH COMING IN WEEKS. YOU HAVE TO GO!!!

>Futures pumping
>silver pumping
no, they aren't. wherever you're looking is just fucking glitched.

33.60% short float.
https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=WKHS
0.06 put/call volume ratio
https://www.barchart.com/etfs-funds/quotes/WKHS/options

How did /biz/ actually do it? How did they know that betting against America with TQQQ was going to be the winning move? That they knew even before Wall St. boomer did.
Should we make an index fund of TQQQ? Of TQQQ, TQQQ calls, and TQQQ miners?

>>20848659
investing.com

>>20848646
This has gone on for 3+ months stfu already

>>20848536
OP is a tranny

>>20848665
>TQQQ
>betting against America

>>20848582
They're five men with one mission: pump the market.
TQQQ - coming to a theater near you.

>>20848665
There was one pionrrtinh anon shilling 3x leveraged ETFs many months ago. The meme picked up steam and here we are where all of /smg/ is getting rich off TQQQ, SOXL, FNGU, UPRO, etc

>>20848672
piece of shit pajeet website

>>20848646
Thanks, just bought 1 million.

WHICH BROKER DO I USE FUCK

where is the based doombull poster

wheres the rat faggot
>inhales
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>20848626
Lmao, ok boomer. Don’t forget to buy ba while you’re at it, ya bitch ass smug boomer.

>>20848715
TDA

>>20848687
My portfolio is mostly TQQQ with a little SDOW mixed in. I might even start shorting SPY since its so bloated with non tech

>>20848626
OP here. I certainly went all on in Intel. Quality over quantity is stock market 101.

just bought TQQQ gonna day trade the fuck outta this

>>20848687
It is though. Tech, TQQQ (along with TMF) is the flight to quality from the smoldering ruins of the rest of the American economy. The flight is still boarding

>Balance: Unlimited airing again
It's a fucking good time to be a bull

Doombulls stand

>>20848536
FUCK OFF RETARD

BUMP LIMIT IS 310

We're going to make it guys.

>>20848715
If his balls can survive that pressure he must have balls of steel

When is that tech crash coming?

>>20848715
what the fuck is a broker

the fabled golden bull run

REEEEEEE BANNED FROM STOCKTWITS AGAIN

Omfg. This thing is going to crash so hard. I can't wait for 2 months when I pass all of you homeless bulls in the streets sucking cock for quarters so you can buy your next QQQ call.
This market is being propped up on nothing. The fundamentals are a fucking disaster. It's all dumb money and eventually you retards are going to learn a hard lesson.

>silver

>>20848841
It’s here but it’s one of those upwards crashes

Feeling like..

>>20848901
It's okay to name the Jew here but you can't just do that shit everywhere you want, anon else this shit's gonna keep happening

>>20848841
when the feds stop buying

>>20848907
Go to bed Zero Hedge! Still buttblasted that you were banned from Twitter during the crash?

>>20848901
how?
i got banned for being bearish on GNUS

>>20848582
top right prometheus engineer

>>20848907
do you just know not to sell?

>>20848959
Autists can be spotted from a mile away

>>20848901
are you that kind of retard that has 1000 posts on a single stocktwit page?

>>20848841
It could be a while honestly. There's no doubt shit like ZM, TSLA, and others need to reconcile their valuations and their numbers, but there's also no immediate reason for that to happen.

>>20848841
3 years from now, we travelled back in time to 1997

>>20848938
>>20848959
I called the microsoft CEO a currynigger

>>20848582
MINISTER YOU SMINEM

CHOOSE YOUR FACTION 2 IMPROVED BOOGALOO

As we hurtle towards a technocracy, its time to declare your loyalty before its too late.

>Apple

>Hypercapitalist oligarchy
>Secular
>Society based on providing utmost luxury to ruling class/race
>seeks cheap/slave labour
>Nepotism, caste system
>AI-regulated
>Loosely allied to AMZN & FB
>Amazon

>Hypercapitalist monarchy
>Church of Bezos
>Forced Labour service
>Mandatory military service
>Highly organized and jingoistic society
>Ambitions for space conquer
>Tesla provides nuclear and scientific base
>AI-Banned, no exceptions
>Everyone is worthless until they distinguish themselves

>Facebook

>Anarcho-Capitalist republic
>IQ tests for voting rights
>Freedom of speech, religion, association
>Highly organized bureaucracy, trade, science
>Anti-communist
>AI-Used often
>Meritocracy

>Google

>Authoritarian Marxist-Leninist Jewish-Chinese police state
>All thoughts and speech monitored
>Genetic engineering in womb
>Death for dissent
>No property rights
>Forced conscription
>Rampant alcohol and drug abuse
>Stolen nuclear tech provided by China, massive stockpile, no spacecraft (yet)
>Caste system. No advancement
>Unstable and aggressive to all
>”Everyone is a nazi”

>Twitter

>Jewish supremacist dictatorship
>Ran by Council of Learned Elders
>No freedom of speech, no property rights, no representation if not Jewish
>Mandatory MtF and FtM operations
>Mandatory circumcision
>Nuclear weapons from Google, MAD assured
>Effective at infiltration, propaganda, sabotage
>Hated by all

>4chan

>Clowns in masks having gay sex somewhere in london

>>20848910
It is not pumping. It's resting. Try again in a week or two.

$PRPO tomorrow?

>>20849036
this 4 figure account larping and childrens cartoon posting wants me to leave smg forever

>>20848725
oh shit a shootout

>>20848910
feel free to make something out of this one

>>20848829
got brass balls, go ahead and check em and see

>>20849036
OH WOW BOOGALOO NIGGERS ARE DEFINITELY SMG RELEVANT!!!!

>>20848901
Just leave you faggot. Coming back and crying after a ban is like getting kicked in the nuts and asking for another. It’s pathetic. Have some respect for yourself you simpcel

>>20849055
n-no... that long?

>>20849066
Twitterer spotted

you bought the dip today, right?

>>20849101
Yes sir. Bought the Apple dip at $400 since it's running to $750 post-split.

>>20849074
>NSFW trash spammer telling someone else what to post

Cmon bro just because you got totally BTFO by FAGMAN today doesnt mean you gotta be so angry

>>20849036
>4chan
>Clowns in masks having gay sex somewhere in london
I have chosen this.

Anyone else buy MSFT calls when it hit 200 today?

Since we managed to survive Q2 earnings season, are we...not going to have another major drawdown? Should I start moving dry powder back into equities?

>>20849101
no i sold the dip...

>>20849095
We have people posting here that don't even know what AMD is and spam posting literal childrens cartoon characters
It's over for smg. Just a bunch of clueless retards, next wave of retail sheep

>>20849094
>that long?
I don't know. Current situation suggests shorter consolidation period than usual. Peace time usual for shinies is long crab.

How are there still poor people when TQQQ exists?

>>20849036
>AI-Banned, no exceptions
Doesnt sound like Amazon to me. Bezos is already trying to get rid of his human workers for his robots.

How are there still poor people when TQQQ exists?

>>20849165
Advanced Micro Dicks is a NKLA tier scam, completely fake

>>20849162
UR SUPPOSED TO BUY ALL DIP EVERY DIP BUY

>>20849165
Dont care, still buying QQQ calls

How we feeling about Zion

>>20849202
If Musk runs R&D. No ai, sorry bros, its the price of his genous

I'm retarded. I put my money into shit like Boeing and oil near the bottom. If I'm lucky when Covid is over I might be up 20%. Meanwhile by then tech will literally be up 1000% from the bottom.

>>20849231
Why would Musk run anything of Bezos'? They dont like each other and Bezos is a patent troll on Spacex developments. Its like you are trying to force in Musk in a partnership with Bezos and it doesnt work.

>>20849036
>monarchy
>Highly organized and jingoistic society
>Ambitions for space conquer
>nuclear
>AI-Banned, no exceptions
>Everyone is worthless until they distinguish themselves
Stop, STOP. I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT.

>>20849231
Musk is his own faction having fucked off to Mars to create a libertarian catgirl utopia

>>20849235
If you made money you are less retarded than most.

So that’s it for further uncertainty right? We’re back to a long bull run?

>>20849235
if you made money youre not retarded. im not retarded
t. shorted disney

>>20849235
Bruh I fell for the Boeing meme and bought a call near the top around $230. Sold it today at a $2500 loss. Why the fuck I didn’t buy an Apple call is beyond me. I should probably never trade options again

>>20849292
Everything says yes except bonds.

Bonds are screaming that the world is on fire and everything is exploding.

>>20849295
i meant to type "im retarded" but reflexively typed "im not retarded". i lost money
trust me i am retarded

>>20849298
So just buy an Apple call next time you have money?

>>20849278
I pledge allegience to planet tesla

>>20849298
Why would anyone buy a call instead of selling a put credit spread?

>>20849278
with queen grimes legbutts also get their rights to which i don't care lol sounds great

>>20849124
I didn't get btfo by nothing... I bought back in to LMT and TSM because I'm sick of trying to time shit

ALSO loaded up on KO because
TOPO CHICO BORRACHERA

>>20849295
>t. shorted disney
we keep telling you commie niggers and "MUH ORIGINAL CAPESHIT AND STARWORZ" freaks
DO NOT FUCK WITH THE MOUSE.

>>20849323
Already have and it’s printing

>>20849342
In Werner von Braun's original science fiction work about Mars, the President of Mars is called the "Elon".

A week or two ago I told an anon here that I wouldn't be worried about another market crash until SPY broke through 323 and the board was full of OOOOOOOposters and everybody was making money and the "never bet against America, all in on TQQQ" posting reached a fever pitch.

I'm not saying we're going to dump tomorrow. This jump wasn't based on nothing. The FAA arm of the faggotman index clearly deserves praise for what they've achieved here, but euphoria always ends in heartache. Always.

Don't take profits or panic sell or start loading up on puts, but be prepared for some surprises. Contrary to popular belief, stocks do not only go up.

Never actually invested before, only fucked around during high school classes and shit. Feeling a lot of FOMO on SOXL and TQQQ. Do I bite the bullet?

>>20849398
i really hope grimes and elon stay dating and eventually get married their relationship is literally perfect

Daily reminder only kimmy AMD chads make it, short INTC and NVDA. /co/ and /a/ posters need the rope.

>>20849375
Bless the fuck up

>>20849372
thats a man baby

>>20849434
What.

>>20849450
bros i'm really horny now holy shit

>>20849407
There's a lot of posting about how the market needs to crash. It's pretty much conventional wisdom.

Which means it won't crash(?)

>>20849434
all hail XÆ-A12 or whatever his name is

>>20849469
Grimes and Musk are both autistic as fuck and it's kinda cute ngl

>>20849450
>short INTC
Maybe
>and NVDA
No

>>20849310
that's just unprecedented fiscal stimulus, we can ignore it for at least 2 years

>>20849407
>he bet against America

>>20849407
I sort of agree. Considering hedging with VXX calls or something if tomorrow is blood green.

>>20848907
I know but W H E N

>>20849434
They're having a baby together, but I suspect neither of them wants to get married. But they'll be fuck buddys and parents for a long time.

>>20849493
>Grimes and Musk are both autistic as fuck and it's kinda cute ngl
kekkies true fax

>>20849510
>unprecedented fiscal stimulus
What about the last 10 rounds of Japanese and American QE?

>>20849407
If it doesn't bust past 123ish we're probably in for a crab down

>>20849469
after must tweeted pronouns suck grimes replied saying for him to please call her she's woke as fuck so she got a little mad/sad at him

>>20849205
Based. I wouldn't call AMD NKLA. More like WKHS. But Intel is literally TSLA and people are shorting intel and buying amd which is absolutely gambler mindset

>>20849539
yes, ignore those as well please

>>20849520
S&P 10000, then it crashes to 9000 before another golden bvll

>>20849511

Nope, I bought a few more AAPL shares at 376 today. Doesn't mean I expect this to be the next TSLA.

>>20849459
Yeah I’m determined to unfuck my way out of some shitty plays by actually doing research into technicals rather than just playing meme stocks. I’m still bagholding 60 shares of RTX but I think it’s a good long play

>>20848907
reminder that people like this existed for years after the 2008 crash

>>20849450
AMD shillers sound like chainlink gang, you will all go to zero mark my words

Did anybody else hop on the PRPO train when they saw that retarded pump today? I got in at $5 so by EOD I was up about 25%.

>r/buildapc/comments/i0nnsd/we_need_to_stop_this_intel_bad_amd_good_hive/
INTCELS COPING

>All the fucking newfags here that unironically don't even know we already crashed in march, thinking they are smart and another crash is going to happen
SMG is worse than stocktwits now.

>>20849604
my orders didnt go through so i got in at 7.76. very gay. considering averaging down right now by selling some bags

>>20848829
showing yourself in public when you're that fat requires balls of steel

>>20849614
We crashed in March and the bond market is loudly signaling that liquidity is still tight and the market is still fucked. It's entirely possible we crab near ATH in the stock market until the real economy catches up, but the opposite is also possible.

>>20849545
>woke as fuck
>names the kid something retarded
Elon, could your heart not pick better?

>>20849614
/smg/ is stocktwits

fucking bears here and in practically every financial news website shook me out of well over half my tech this monday before the """crash""". I'm choking down the urge to rope. At least I kept the amazon.

Which tech stock isn't too late for me to get in on now? MSFT, I guess? AAPL? It seems like I'm going to have to wait for a dip on TQQQ.

I know this is nothing for some of you but I did a nice thing today and I’m proud of it.

>>20849643
I actually put all my orders in above market price and they all filled at a good below ask price, so that was nice. I was putting in orders for 5$ when it was trading with a wide bid/ask at like 4.7-4.9 and got filled at 4.85 or something like that.

>>20849606
>konoha headband
doug is a fucking pleb
do something like the village hidden in the sound or some shit

>lurk /smg/
>go up 50% from investment
>go to /psg/
>down 75%
I learned my lesson

>>20849316
Honestly its the opposite though. Dumb money is running rampant right now. People are diving into shit like amazon that's 200x overpriced and they are STILL MAKING MONEY. The absolute worst part is they all think theyre geniouses and they have no fucking clue what they are even talking about

>>20849682
what broker? fidelity wouldnt let me put in market orders during a halt and wouldnt let me set limits above something like 1.75 which was never going to fill

>>20849680
Very nice, anon. I'm still getting a hang of appropriate levels to set trailing stops at. I could lock in profits on most of my holdings by setting trailing stops, but don't want to be shaken out by temporary dips.

>>20849614
maybe i'm pretending to be retarded, you ever consider that big guy?

>>20849660
Liquidity IS still tight, which means the printers aren't running too hot yet.

Supply and demand: The demand for dollar liquidity is still very high. If it ever significantly reverses, that's when we might start seeing inflationary trouble.

>>20849680
I'm holding so maybe tomorrow we can meme this shit up like KODK.

>>20849660
That's not what I am posting about. I am saying we have posters here, that genuinely don't even know we just had a large crash in feb-march.
They are completely fucking new to this, haven't even looked at the graphs, and post about a crash coming from their phones.
And they don't even know what AMD is. Fucking phone posting zoomers.

>TSMC closing AH back above $80
>NET at $42.50
>silver and gold back up

>>20849709
TDA.

>>20849717
It means the money from the printers isn't actually making it into the market. It's just sitting as static bank reserves. There is no inflation because BRRRRR is a parlor trick, not a policy.

>>20848715
Vanguard if you don’t trust yourself. Their interface will frustrate you into not trading often, which is actually a feature instead of a bug.

How much lower will cruises go

>>20849742
What do you think NET is going to and are you gonna hold through earnings? I think it’s a good long play and really want to keep it.

>>20849780
I think the floor is already in.

>>20849730
>don't even know what AMD is
>never built a rig with an Athlon64 processor
>never built a rig with the Athlon64x2 processor
These "people" disgust me.

>>20849692
Anon, Doug was always an autistic pleb. He gets bullied and then draws comics of himself beating the bully up with his dog. I almost guarantee Trevor Milton was a hardcore Doug fan who identified with the character when he was a child

>>20849000
checked and based

>>20849783
I'm holding through earnings and it depends what they do. Probably crab if it's anywhere near estimate. Possible moon mission if they turn a surprise covid profit.

>>20849808
First PC I ever built was with an AMD Athlon x64 dual core. Good shit.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Ashanti Anglo Gold down 11% today, after many days of price major price increases the CEO resigned today after 2 years. They are looking for a new CEO, maybe a good dip buying opportunity . Ashanti Anglo gold has the best mines in Africa.

>>20849882
Based jerome providing NITRO gains

>>20849882
W E W. Good thing I got boomer rocks

>>20849882
Zoom out retard and stop posting this shit already unless it goes below 80

What is happening? Why ar efutures so green?

>The U.S. economy suffered the worst period in history over the past 3 months as a result of the ongoing pandemic.
>GDP for the U.S. fell a historic 32.9% in the second quarter. GDP is all the goods that are produced in the US.
http://archive.is/L3F8u

INB4 BRRR printer breaks soon.

>>20849791
It looks that way. Current prices seem to be set on company will continue to struggle, earns will be bad, but they will not go bankrupt. Probably not going to be further dropping below let's say the May lows unless bankruptcy occurs. Similar situation with airlines.

>>20849882
wow
feels good not holding very much USD right now hehe

>>20849882
It's going to hit 70 by December at this rate.
>>20849881
It was a very beautiful processor. Exciting times, those were.

>>20848907
You gotta rethink this. Everyone out of work was already a broke loser prior to February working their service/hospitality job. Now they have actually use their brain and talents to get creative, or simply learn to enjoy existing at the bottom of the economic ladder. Boats, pools, housing market...all booming, all “luxury” goods. Now the wealth has reconsolidated with the patient where it rightfully belongs and is only going to accelerate. You can’t beat us, so might as well join us.

>>20849808
>>20849881
are you kidding me?

that processor was absolute garbage, it was slow back in 2006 and it is unusable now. that first ever dual core made by amd forever gave me impression that amd will be low quality company, and it has been proven correct until they started making ryzen.

but mark my word, once intel get their act together, they'll put amd where they belong. at the bottom

>>20849680
>Market Buy
>Market Sell

>>20849101
I bought LABU

>>20849894
These are the risks you take when buying junior miners during spot/futures price bull runs. It's all good times and happy feels until the company slips on banana peel in some way and everybody runs for the exit.

>AMD, TSM, AAPL, FSLY
amazing week for me. MSFT seem to not wanna do shit lately though.

>>20849310

Why stonks high when I get paid and low the rest of the month? I put $500 a month into the market and feels like I'm always buying high

i wish jeff bezos was my uncle

>>20849923
>32.9%
Geez how tf are we gonna get the gdp back to pre Corona levels. Would it be a good idea to get more boomer metals?

>>20849985
I’m hoping it has a little run up to 210 tomorrow. Even 207 I’d be happy

>>20850021
do you only get paid once a month?

>>20849952
>are you kidding me?
Are you? When dual cores first came out, AMD was in the lead until the Core duo 2.

>>20848602
What stocks are inside BASEDXL?

>>20849985
We're all gonna make it bro.
This week was kind of shit for me until today. I was up 33% today after weeks of bleeding. I think next week will be even greener for me. Holding NET, ATVI, and PRPL calls/spreads.

>>20849662
anon... women with kind hearts are often very sensitive to these things. She doesn't like bullying trannies with their insanely high suicide rates and nearly 0% chance of leading a happy life.

You want a woman with a heart to help raise your kids. Having a wife that isn't fully on your side politically is perfectly healthy unless you actually buy into the tribal red v blue bullshit and actually take shit personally.

>>20849768
>money from the printers isn't actually making it into the market. It's just sitting as static bank reserves
wait what?
it's not going into stock, bond, corporate debt, real estate, metals, and other markets?

>>20849955
I want to visit haunted ghost towns and spooky graveyards with this stupid niku!!!

>>20849982
>NRGOF down 50% in one session
ouchies my portfolio!

>>20849407
I could see us crabbing upward through August on nothing but dollar devaluation followed by a mega-ultra-giga outbreak in September caused by back-to-school and the Republican convention. October is traditionally a time for market crashes and that would line up well with a bankruptcy and eviction crisis. If wave 2 wasn't big enough, we still have the election. Millions of old boomers will be standing in line to vote, as well as those socially-isolated farmers who come into town for this special occasion. You know what else happens this time of year? Flu season. Thanksgiving. Black Friday. Holy fuck we're going to have at least 3 million dead by 2021.

>>20849982
That's not a junior miner they are the 3rd largest gold miner in the world by production

>>20849220
I bought some at .22
Good buy, should've bought more kek

>>20850070
>You want a woman with a heart to help raise your kids.
Yes, but I also want one with their God damn head on straight, instead of risking my future kids of joining the cult of the 40%.

>>20849780
>How much lower will cruises go
Y-you're still in? Anon, what the hell are you doing?

>>20850118
oh

>>20850050
Twice but my first of the month check goes to mortgage n shit. 15th check is all mine

>>20850180
There’s nothing wrong with having a speculative element in your portfolio. My rcl is up about 70%

>>20850225
>save one check
>invest into first of month

>>20849882
Fuck Jerome

futures are gonna be red my morning, aren't they

you do own some PRPO, dont you anon? it's opening at $10 tomorrow

>>20850225
>>20850225
can't you just send like $100 (or whatever number) a week to your broker to smooth it out, so you don't feel like you have to buy all at one time?

>>20850255
god, i hope it's redder than a gore thread.

silj and jnug go up now and then i buy cheapies.

>>20850312
Your PM cheapies were today. Same with tech.

>>20850286
>DCAing in units of $100
ngmi

>>20849036
>>Anarcho-Capitalist republic
>>IQ tests for voting rights
>>Freedom of speech, religion, association
>>Highly organized bureaucracy, trade, science
>>Anti-communist
>>AI-Used often
>>Meritocracy

jesus, a thousand times YES! But this is not about Facebook. Facebook is gay

>>20849882
What does this mean?

It's getting late for me, but night and weekend biz is vastly superior to morning biz. When will I get those damn cheapies?

wish I had monopoly money handed to me

>>20850055
all i remember is athlon dual core was slower than intel single core at the time. and all those years of games being slower on amd cpu because amd has shitty single core performance and make up for it by adding unnecessary number of cores.

again, quality over quantity

>>20850424
They are called U.S. Dollars and the U.S. Government hand them over every week.

>>20850399
maybe TSLA? idunno

>>20849036
Where is MSFT nigga?

>>20848715
Interactive Brokers is the best.

>>20850265

I want to believe. Lost $300 on $kandi today. I believed in that one too

>>20849036
I can't choose between Amazon and Facebook.

>>20850502
im bagholding kandi too. hopefully it runs up tomorrow on meme fuel and we can get out bro. PRPO is i think a safer bet

>>20849768
Trump and JPow finally realized that they have been labeling China as a currency manipulator and it does nothing. China doesn't care. The world doesn't care. I'm positive Mnuchin has a constant migraine trying to explain to Republicans that we need to keep printing stimulus while we have a once in a lifetime pandemic to blame it on. We need to keep the printers running as long as we can, because China has been doing it for decades. In 20-30 years (once these god damn computer hating boomers are dead) the whole system is going to be swapped for Govt backed crypto, so in the mean time print print print, it won't matter when we all get weekly deposits of FedCoin UBI and our children just know the time of Fiat not backed by gold as an unavoidable mistake because we didn't have the solution for the Byzantine generals problem until technology could catch up and solve it.

PRPO gang. When it pops tomorrow Im buying all you fags tendies.

>>20850429
The core duo 2 was not Intel's first dual core. Their first dual core was inferior to AMD's at the time. Even during the single core age there was a time AMD was ahead. Look at the charts if you don't believe me. Ryzen is not the first time AMD beat Intel.

>>20849036
>shopify

>canadian multiculturalist egalitarinism
>always helps the poor by helping them start small business
>love and tolerate everyone, due to high number of steven universe watchers
>doesnt make war, friends with everyone
>first state to implement UBI successfully

>>20850561
>94.87%
I hope you have a gun and a bullet just in case it goes south.

>>20850561
What part of +469% during market hours, -22% after hours leads you to believe POP tomorrow?

>>20850561
im worried im going to get greedy and not sell at open. nobody has any fucking clue what the exit/target price for this thing is

>>20850557
what if we print too much, too fast?

>>20850576
when AMD screw up their stock goes down to $2. when intel screw up their stock goes down but stay within trading range.

Stop the casino mindset, there is reason why intel is in top 10 QQQ holding

>>20850605
Maybe another KODK?

>>20850628
>there is reason why intel is in top 10 QQQ holding
Market cap?

>>20850653
But Kodak already mooned, and it’s on it’s way down.

>>20850596
>shopify
>canada
>diversity
>peace and love and gay cartoons

>successful at anything
lol no Canada couldn't even legalize weed right

>>20850605
four letters: f o m o
it's powerful, and will make this fucked boom tomorrow for at least a short window

>>20850351
>Your PM cheapies were today
god i hope so, i've 40% SILJ and JNUG.

>Same with tech.
i need an actual cheapies day.

>>20850704
I understand day trading these things but holding overnight is nutty.

Have we figured out the next dying boomer company yet that will get the next billion dollar grant?

>>20850739
Xerox

>>20849036
4chan if it's an option. Might be shit but you've gotta stay loyal to your own.

>>20850739
If it's boeing after me selling my call for a $2500 loss I'm unironically ending my life

>>20850739
hopefully GE so my bags aren't so heavy

You can buy After hours and Premarket right anon?

>>20850739
>President Trump has announced a $500 billion grant to Blockbuster Video to produce COVID treatment equipment
>"Everyone can get 1 ventilator, 1 snack, and 1 drink", the president said.

>>20850702
>Canada couldn't even legalize weed right
USA can?

>>20850739
U.S. Steel will now produce generic drugs.

>>20850557
All of you faggots need to read this and understand that weakening the US Dollar is what NEEDS to be done.

>>20850621
Not really possible since (I hope) the country has realized we need to become manufacturing self sufficient. Manufacturing is going to go through a period similar to Oil in the states, where we were once dependent on importing, we will one day be exporters and at that point we will want weak currency because it benefits exportation so much. Literally China's playbook for the past few decades.

>>20850796
kek

>>20850796
>"Everyone can get 1 ventilator, 1 snack, and 1 drink", the president said.

>>20850826
Fuck I just realized my boomer dad is bagholding like (formerly) 200k worth of that trash, waiting for >muh infrastructure bill that is never gonna happen

>>20850796
10/10

>>20850699
Kodak also went down after the first pump, so they are probably hoping PRPO will do the same and pump tremendously tomorrow.
>>20850628
My argument was against you stating that their first dual core was crap compared to Intel's first dual core. I pointed at the charts to show when that happened to prove that Ryzen was not the first time AMD made a better processor. That's it. I'm not telling you to fomo into it. If you want to continue debating this, then go to /g/.

OMG APPLE WILL BE 100 DOLLARS AFTER THE SPLIT HOLY SHIT

>>20850898
HOLY SHIT THATS CHEAP
BUY BUY BUY BUY

POST YOUR FUCKING FOLIOS FROM TODAY

>>20850477
They didnt survive the first Tech Wars

>>20849407
Guys I bought tqqq upro and slv how fucked am i?

>>20849952
>intel ever getting its act together

Ok boomer. Go buy some Ba and att while you’re at it, you faggot. Intc is dying, and so are you and your shitty stock portfolio.

>>20850935
I'm selling my VXRT and CLSK Holding TQQQ Buying 2 shares of apples since i'm a poorfag

>>20850829
what types of products do you think the US will be manufacturing in the future?
how is it possible for us to have a lot of manufacturing with all of the regulations, the environmental restrictions, the high salaries, and the diverse, lazy workforce? there are so many countries that don't have all of those disadvantages that could make our stuff instead...

>>20851018
Even china imports real engineers from the west for their most important(public facing) stuff

>>20850739
Ford will get the USPS contract. Boeing will pivot to drone manufacturing and export. Berkshire Hathaway, Apple and JP Morgan will win a contract from the Govt to develop digital currency so we can keep up with China's development. General Motors will end up manufacturing batteries, wind turbines, solar panels, all that shit when Biden prints his 2 trillion for green initiatives. Any company that owns gas stations will have so much money dumped in their mouth just to add charge ports.

>>20851018
porn.
is there a porn ETF?

>>20850477
Lmao. Msft is another boomer stock, but probably will die last. Absolutely zero innovation and resorts to cheap clones And stuffing it into their windows platform, which gets used less and less as people switch to mobile, and cloud clones like azure which is a clone of aws. If anything the pentagon choosing azure for Jedi only proves msft is dying and can’t innovate worth shit.

I think it's realistic for TQQQ to go to $170 by next week. However, I really don't want to push my luck more than I already have and would prefer to avoid any more risk of eating the cost so, if I set a limit price of $0.40 per contract: I'll be able to exit my precarious position and the buyer will make a killing either selling these calls to somebody else or executing them himself then, I'll buy TQQQ and BABA calls further ahead, but not too many. Sensible plan.

>>20850796
Fuck Blockbuster bring back Hollywood Video!

>>20850522
>can’t choose between a boomer platform hacked by russians vs the biggest ecommerce service provider/big data/ai That grew during the worst depression in western history

Lmao, retard.

>>20851018
>>20850829
not to mention that most of our population is used to either
1. getting paid to not work
or
2. getting paid for doing 1-2 hours of work per day (office jobs, service jobs, etc.)

those people just aren't going to do any kind of somewhat active job where they have to put in a full 8 hours of work every day, unless you pay them a really significant (unaffordable) salary.
not to mention all of the unhealthy and/or weak people who just can't do manufacturing jobs
It seems impossible to me...

>>20851115
is amzn better than aapl?

>>20850621
>born in debt at hospitals, educational debt, taxed out the ass, life/health insurance tax, more education debt, credit card debt, house debt, new service/covid tax


Lmao they just ripped 7 trillion, and it didn’t do shit. They couldn’t get sustained inflation above 2% before. Printing too much is a meme.

>>20851018
Plenty of US companies already exist that basically develop a manufacturing process here then transfer it to Chyna. All we need to do is build the factories here instead and we'll be set, it's not rocket science. Literally the only thing preventing us from doing this is the artificially strong dollar due to us being the global reserve currency.

>>20851189
Yes but more likely to get taken apart by antitrust

>>20851344
I doubt they will touch any of them except for some symbolic gestures.

>>20850621
You know what to do, anon

>>20851065
>8/7 expiry
Dude..?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO FUTERINOS THEY WERE UP 200 NOW ONLY UP 55?????

>>20851050
>ford will get USPS contract
>thinking Ford will have a competitive ev on the market anytime before 2030

>>20850739
Pennsylvania coal mines will now be used as makeshift hospitals to support the second wave of the pandemic.

>>20850009
;_;

>>20851406
they expect one of us in the wreckage bruther

I have a little more than $600. What kind of options should I play tomorrow to make money? AAPL calls?

>>20851512
>$600
The savings account option

>>20851403
I bought one of them a month ago when I thought that the price of TQQQ would rise but it kept dropping like a stone and I just bought more calls in order to lower the cost averages and sell the calls above the price average. But then I was bothered that the number of calls I had weren't an even number so I compulsively bought more until I had 200.. And then 50 more... Until I spent that much on them.

>>20851538
Lmao, not $600 to my name, $600 to play with

If amd and intel market share of sales were suddenly swapped tonight what should amd be worth per share?

>>20851557
Dude.. just sell them tomorrow morning ASAP when it spikes up. You can definitely make the 4k back with 2k (maybe even 2.5k if IV is in your favor tomorrow). It's not over yet. You can make 4k from 2k, but not 4k from 0k. Don't diamond hand that shit.

>>20851609
Any bio stock you’ve never heard of that just mooned, buy puts

>>20846535
I'm not saying Intel is a bad buy, at ~9 PE (lower than IBM) it's a fucking steal, just saying that TSM isn't overvalued even after this recent pump

>>20848536
I have about $3000 in cash sitting in my account after a lot of selling this week, what’s the play tomorrow?

Would it be dumb to buy deep OTM Apple calls tomorrow? talking like 470-500

>>20851822
Only if it's not for 8/7 or 8/14

>>20851018
Pharmaceuticals, anything remotely associated with electric or green, meaning solar, wind, batteries, EVs, drones, I think we are even going to be making semiconductors once TSM builds those Arizona plants. Not to mention the potential for automation manufacturing. Literally robots making robots for the other side of the world. Drone agriculture equipment, drone shipping (land sea and air). There is a plethora of automation to manufacture. Regulations and environmental restrictions? High salaries? Simple, leave California and New York and you deal with none of that, and this is unironically occurring as we speak and not surprisingly it's being done in the name of manufacturing. 'Made in the USA' now has a ton of inherent value, just look at Kodak stock.

>>20851180
Automation my friend, the richest men in the world are just waiting for the 15/hr mandate before heavily investing in automation. Manufacturing will be people sitting at a terminal or diagnostic console with wd-40 on hand for the real workers.

>>20851407
That's the joke.

Within the decade we need a president to enact some term limits and age limits (65+ and no more politics) so that the power and money death grip that boomers have had on the US for decades that they won't let go of until they are literally dead can NEVER happen again. I mean Jesus Christ look at the current candidates, first hour of the debates should just be cognitive and memory tests. What a joke.

>>20851406
NASDAQ is sucking the blood out of the Dow. Soon it will come for the S&P.

Now that SOXL Shill has gone full faggot and started using a trip, I figured I would BTFO him after he started lying and saying that he didn't tell people to buy the top of SOXL during the crash.

If you took his advice, you still wouldn't be break even on SOXL. LMAO.

>>20850702
What would you have changed?

>>20851822 not only would it be dumb. You are DUMB

>>20851689
>reposting memes from r/wsb
Why would you do that?

>>20851865
.....market top?

>>20851689
You're right. I better set a limit sell for $0.07. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

>>20851053
Israeli dual citizenship and some TRON or VERGE to buy Pornhub premium would probably be the closest thing. Or just jerkoff in front of a webcam and use the proceeds to invest in sex dolls and machines and maybe some VR plays.

Whats a good price to buy tqqq?

>>20851865
yep! everyone who'se seen the chart knows and remembers.

He should shut up about tqqq and soxl and go back to talking about trading futties, that's much more interesting!

>>20848127
>whyd you buy TSM today
I did too! just a small little tiny piece.
I'll never get back the gains from missing out on the gap from 74 - 80... I just thought taking profits was reasonable!

>>20851924
Pretty much, he was telling people to buy SOXL at $305 and it's only $230 right now.

>>20851869
Nothing you perfectly described the faggy woke Twitter hellscape that is Canada, just missing massive corruption and frenchfags

>>20849538
Musk continually tries to get threesomes with her, not cute at all

Hey /biz/ I think I am depressed and it all started around lockdown(put on weight, no longer enjoy work, down on unrealized positions, no longer get to see this girl I was going after), how do I profit from this?

>>20851974
>given the current short-term trend

>>20851974
Is this some algoadvisor bullshit like simply wallstreet?

>>20851974
what sort of clown bullshit is this

PRPO. be there or be square. yes im shilling but you should still buy and sell early tomorrow

>>20852033
That sounds VERY cute and something she could be down for! Living the dream, like how Heather Harmon would share her hubbies dick with young thots and make 3some scenes.

>>20846731
YES

EVERY YEAR YOU HAVE $6000 YOU DON'T NEED YOU SHOULD SLAM IT IN A ROTH IRA

HOW IS THIS NOT KNOWN TO EVERYONE?!!?!

>>20848536
Who here /kodak/? Stocks 20x in the past day

>>20848715
hail fatler

>>20852090
I made the mistake of not buying the news because sell the news or whatever

And then it went up another 10x

>>20849678
I got shook out Tuesday.
All I can do is wait for a dip.
Maybe sit my cash in TMF until tech has a bad couple days, I guess?

>>20847025
>almost no short float
why would you think that's a good thing?

>>20851974
>full USPS contract so Trump can try to win Ohio
>Biden 2 trillion for electric revamp
>Consumer tax incentives to own electric
>Lordstown will be the first EV pickup to market and they get 10% of each sale.
>Pretty sure General Motors is a silent partner
>NKLA trades at twice the price of WKHS
>TSLA is going BTC parabolic
>Somebody is pumping WKHS full of cash (GM methinks)

Only reason WKHS isn't 20+ is probably because it's shadow banned from reddit or something. The vice president was literally at an EV truck debut and you would think it never happened except in /smg/. Seriously hard to find downside, prove me wrong.

Is TQQQ something I should invest in or is it at the top already . It’s at its all time high so that’s why I’m asking

>>20851886
Not everyone goes there, figured I'd bring some low effort shit here, sorry

>>20851941
Yep, even after 3 of the biggest market cap tech companies reported earnings and Amazon blowing it out completely, TQQQ is still a basket of stocks not just those guys so it's not going to $170. Good luck!

>>20851986
Is there a 3x leveraged ETF that tracks Asanagi

>>20852259
If you buy it keep an eye on it and have an exit strategy.

>>20852310
I wonder how stocks even worked back then in 1721.

>>20848907
Show us your portfolio asshole.

Let's see you practice what you preach.

Guaranteed this fag is like 90%+ equities.

Guaranteed.

>>20852267
>trading japanese shadman
It's like you want to lose money.

>>20852310
I love it when scientists and engineers think they can outsmart the market. Kek. Totally different ballgame. Eats them up unless they have some humility and perspective (1 in 100 do). Though if they do they can reign supreme.

>>20852346
Basically you would find a ship captain’s voyage and would get a cut of his plunder from either trade or rampaging through native lands. The more you put in the larger your cut of the plunder.

>>20848536
>buy TQQQ when it’s around $110
>sell TQQQ when it’s around $120
>repeat
Name a better strategy. I dare you

>>20852405
Can't you just buy calls on that?

>>20852356
Trading is a humbling experience, really. It has made me a better engineer.

>>20852405
> sell TQQQ when it’s around $120
> it goes to $130
What now genius

>>20852346
>>20852388
One of the earliest book on stocks and options was written by a Spanish Jew.

>In it he describes the whole gamut, running from options (puts and calls), futures contracts, margin buying, to bull and bear conspiracies, even some form of stock-index trading.

>>20848907
>"fundamentals are a fucking disaster!" Bobo cries, as tech giants smash earnings
Gay. Bear.

>>20852346
Literally the same as now, just slower

>>20852462
Capitalism kicks ass.

>>20852461
I still made a profit.

>>20851065
I'm half TQQQ and that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen

>>20852495
Same but I’m short SQQQ instead.

>>20852489
>The first rule in speculation is: Never advise anyone to buy or sell shares. Where guessing correctly is a form of witchcraft, counsel cannot be put on airs.

>The second rule: Accept both your profits and regrets. It is best to seize what comes to hand when it comes, and not expect that your good fortune and the favorable circumstances will last.

>The third rule: Profit in the share market is goblin treasure: at one moment, it is carbuncles, the next it is coal; one moment diamonds, and the next pebbles. Sometimes, they are the tears that Aurora leaves on the sweet morning's grass, at other times, they are just tears.

>The fourth rule: He who wishes to become rich from this game must have both money and patience.

-- Joseph de la Vega

NEW

>>20852573
>>20852573
>>20852573

>>20852568
>>>The third rule: Profit in the share market is goblin treasure: at one moment, it is carbuncles, the next it is coal; one moment diamonds, and the next pebbles. Sometimes, they are the tears that Aurora leaves on the sweet morning's grass, at other times, they are just tears.
how poetic

>>20852354
he doesn't do nearly as much gross shit, hasn't done trap/shota shit in years, and no scat/fart shit...

I really like his art but some shit... some shit I really don't get at all.

>>20852346
Your post makes me wonder how niggers like you even work in 2020

>>20852529
>>20851065
33% TQQQ here. You're a retard.

How is it I set out to buy TQQQ at the dip and instead get convinced by /smg/ to KNDI and NAK.
I should have learned from buying DFFN

>>20849347
Because the upside is limited in a put credit spread

>>20852568
>When in his eighteenth year he completed his first Hebrew drama, "Asire ha-Tiḳwah" ("Pardes Shoshannim"), in three acts, which appeared in Amsterdam in 1673 (2d ed., Leghorn, 1770), and in which he allegorically depicted the victory of the will over the passions.
Much has changed since then.

>>20852602
shame about the ntr though

>>20852568
(((goblin))) treasure

>>20850032
At long last the original full photo. Thx anon