/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20841454
based mayoi

What's a reasonable AAPL put to hedge against a big decline from earnings?

SOXL
O
X
L

Trying to keep people healthy from Covid is a futile exercise, idiot. Millions of years ago this shit happened with virtually every strain of the common cold and we still don't know how to get rid of them. We got by fine. 1% of the population dies max. That's just the way it is.

i love theta
i hope this endless crab lasts forever

>>20841454
BASED

>>20841480
in for hachikuji

Buy PINS

>>20841483

Posture check

>>20841483
pls NASDAQ rat tell us what the future holds

So is the only way to reliably make some money anymore just watching for the next pump starting on Robintrack and FOMOing into it with crossed fingers? I'm so tired of the stupid ass market

Where is the CLSK dip. Wtf. I want to buy in

WS takes days to transfer money. Will it be too late to get in on REI.UN by then? How fucked am I for DCA everything I had available into CHR?

>>20841454
I dont actually trade stocks. I am here only for 2D waifus to save to my folders.

Anybody here think Lemonade will bounce back over 80 or was it all build up hype?

I told you to get in at 16.30.. see you guys at 30.

My KODK puts I bought at close yesterday are finally printing. Thank fuck I almost had a heart attack there. Gonna make it bros.

Motherfucker I actually had LI on my radar and heard about them a fucking week ago but I had read their IPO might not be until the Fall and they just go and fucking dump it like this? Pissed.

>>20841587
This post is b8

>Uncertainty removed from Fed meeting
>Uncertainty removed from GDP report
>Uncertainty removed from unemployment
>Uncertainty removed from Amazon, Apple, Alphabet, Facebook after tonight
>Dollar devaluing
Do we pump tomorrow?

someone just bought 1.5 MILLION wkhs shares all at the same time instantly pushing it to $17.
It's finally happening right? Any time now?

JMIA is about to moon
it hasn't even begun, look and the graph and the volumes
thank me later

Well?
Is this fucking nigger faggot right?

>>20841652
Could this be USPS contract insider info?

>>20841646
I forgot:
>Uncertainty removed from antitrust hearing

>>20841652
I don't know, but my spreads are expiring tomorrow for full value and I want to write more so I hope we get the usual dip soon.

>>20841611
How hard will this pump then dump ?

>>20841517
post this every thread, my back is broad as fuck and im always slouching

also, FUCK BOBOS

>>20841668
Fuck off Bezos.

>>20841652
Time to load up on WKHS calls, could be insider trading

>>20841652
the final pump starts tomorrow

>>20841646
Well yeah cuz the Jews come back online tomorrow. But it'll be pump at open, dump at close.

>WKHS commercial pickup truck teaser
>CLSK being CLSK
>BLNK
I fucking love American Electric Vehicle companies bro

>>20841627
If anything it's bait for some pity. Y'all keep posting these fuck huge gains while I wait for my next divvy off some boomer ETF. My DD must be shit when I take a shot at a stock pick...

fuck, where is the bounce??

>>20841668
I don't see how TSMC is overvalued based on fundamentals, which by itself is fucking astonishing for a tech company. A low 30s P/E and a 3% yield is basically bluechip for tech.

Only plays I feel comfortable pulling the trigger on right now are my NOK 4c and 5c 7/31, and my AMD calls.

Thinking about UA puts but I feel like most bad news for the company is priced-in and guidance will fluff investors with good news about trivial shit like big facemask sales.

>>20841559
certainly not today lol
but kndi is setting itself up for big green candle tomorrow open

>>20841646
>Do we pump tomorrow?
Yes. Only unexpected news from here on out will be good news.

who else holding the kndi bag?

>>20841698
Dunno, but I'm selling by EOD tomorrow if word hits main street

To buy wkhs or not

>>20841668
Lol, fuck no.

>>20841693

There are coronavirus colds. No shit. Those colds were fucking serious business when they first emerged. They've just lost their potency. The point is that they're not going anywhere, and even if it has a 4% mortality rate, it would be about what the 1918 Flu was. It's literally not worth this futile response.

>>20841611
what the fuck, it's not appearing on my broker? LI as in el eye, right?

>>20841587
REI is not gonna pump that fast. Even the previously rally to +30% took a month. It didn't even moon up +10% after earnings (86.8% rent collection, pandemic not as bad as expected after all) because everyone is still being cautious about a real estate bubble and uncertainties after subsidies/CERB ends. Though the way I see it, there's no way it can get much worse than its current valuations, earnings have already shown that it's not as bad as the recession despite it being priced in like it's the recession already. Just make sure to have a trailing stop to protect your gains.

frankly I'm still concerned that H&R and BPY are probably gonna outperform it anyways, but RioCan is more certain in that Toronto is already smoothly recovering and stage 3 tomorrow.

TQQQ or SQQQ for ah and tomorrow?

>>20841683
The Treasury negotiated the 10B loan conditions with the USPS. If the contract happens they'll still be able to start the WKHS fleet even if their financials are garbage.
But yeah I bet there's insider knowledge.

>>20841722
>>20841749
This faggot is burning my calls, where do you see TSM in 2 weeks?

>>20841711
DO
A
FUCKING
BURN
OUT
DAMMIT

>>20841768
never doubt tqqq.

>>20841762
Li, yeah.

>>20841517
I have the posture on the right from excessive masturbation.

>>20841785
idk ask a magic 8 ball

>>20841721
There won't be a bounce, enjoy your hyperinflation that all billionaires get warned against and save their capital while the rest of the country gets their savings obliterated.

>>20841454
Ougi is better.

>>20841693

People are going to die. This shouldn't be a surprise.

And so I'll humor you a bit and just postulate that this will kill 15% of the population (most of whom will be well past prime working age anyway). Why is what you're doing not a futile exercise that's just going to make things worse in the future?

How can anyone behind the public health response credibly say that shutting down everything is accomplishing a single fucking thing?

>>20841683
>>20841705
>>20841708
is there any other reason why someone would need to buy so many shares all at once?
I don't think someone with $24 million bucks handy just throws them around like that gambling

>>20841454
BEST MONOGATARI GRILL

It's not too late to go all in on $TCCO.

When will BLNK and CLSK crash

>>20841799
what broker are you using?

>>20841785
>This faggot is burning my calls, where do you see TSM in 2 weeks?
6 feet deep if the Greater Depression is upon us.

>>20841776
Nice.

I don't think we're going to be able to get away from doing widespread vote-by-mail for the next election even if Trump doesn't want it, so I think the USPS's future as a public good is effectively secured.

DXY down, does that mean dollar is becoming worthless and precious metals are where its at?

>>20841816
Because in pretty much every other first world country it's worked.

>>20841768
Big Miss from Google is only an hour away. You're going to want to be net short when this one comes out, word on the street is they're fucked.

>>20841805
Welp. That's not very helpful, now is it?

>>20841668
>Seeking Alpha
>Literally where financial institution go to shill their puts/calls for whatever bags they're holding

You might as well place trust in Goldman Sachs and Motley Fool. Sachs literally puts out good/bad press to benefit their own positions.

$LI not on Robinhood recommended yet, but 10k Robinhooders got into it early today. When word picks up on main street about a new Chinese auto, 40k more will pile in and this will go up, although it won't be 2000% like Kodak.

Get in now /smg/ - don't say I didn't recommend it at $16.35 later on!

>>20841785
80 next week
83 in two weeks
Those are my calls.

>>20841860
And as soon as it stops it'll come back. CONGRATULATIONS! WHAT'S THE END GAME?

>>20841711
Lordstown Motors is NOT WKHS. WKHS only owns a 10% stake in Lordstown.

>>20841693
>the rate of infection is exponential
Man I hope the last part of medical school makes you not retarded. We're currently testing more than the entire rest of the world combined. That's why "cases" go up. However, hospital admissions BECAUSE of covid have been on decline for 2 months now. Note I said because of covid, because a lot of hospitals are reporting people who were they for other reasons and tested positive as covid cases because they get massive stipends for that.

Even left-leaning groups are starting to publish their findings about suicide rates, hunger rates, homelessness, etc thanks to your Stalin tactics of refusing to allow people to live their lives or go to work. It's killing a lot of people and THAT is exponential. I think it's baffling you people push these kindergarten rules about where to stand and how to stand and what hat you need to wear on your head today at the supermarket when everyone just goes home and hangs out with their friends and family away from your rules. Every day. Your dog and pony show is far less than worthless.

>>20841668
Tiedt fuck off

>>20841833
Zoomerhood, lmao

Tomorrow is the deadline for unemployment checks. If your unemployed kiss your check goodbye cause 600 of it just went poof. Congress should get up off it's ass and pass the 2nd check bill already. I'm employed and thank god I don't gotta fuck around with the whole unemployment waiting shit but I do feel bad for those fucks who're losing out on the free green. Also fucking pass it already so I can get my 2400 bonus check.

>>20841652
That doesn't show up as unusual volume. Still 16M vs 15M average.

Ohio is a key election state so Trump pulling a Kodak on it is plausible.

>>20841860
>Because in pretty much every other first world country it's worked
They've all stopped mass testing. Convenient. No numbers to report = they solved the problem.

>>20841870
I CANT FUCKING BUY IT ON FIDELITY WHAT IS THIS SHIT

>trying all these weird strategies for years
>Finally decide to just put call options on reliable stuff like QQQ and FNGU
>Print money like never before

Wow it was always this easy huh

>>20841892
aren't they in it together big buddy buddies?

>>20841668
oh fuck I should have bought more TSM on the tiny dip after all

Guys...

why is Kodak going down? Im starting to lose money

What do i do? Im scared...

>>20841917
I guess Fidelity is just trying to protect its customers from China.

>>20841879
The end game is reducing transmission to a level that it can be contained with contact tracing. This means eliminating widespread community transmission.

>>20841910
Because unlike America, tens of millions of Canadians aren't getting coronavirus. America's insane level of testing is required because of the insane infection rate.

>>20841947
>>20841917
As soon as it pumps Trump will come out and ban it lol.

>>20841933
set a stop-loss and forget about it.

>>20841909
Wait, Trump hates the Postal Service and green energy. This doesn't make sense.

>>20841933
hold for inevitable pre market pump tomorrow

>>20841956

Yeah but I don't give a fuck and wearing a mask is gay. Old faggots deserve to die from it anyway.

>>20841933
>why is a memestock that no one knew existed a week ago going down

I really have no idea

>>20841932
start setting your trailing stops if you are deep in the green.

Whenever I despair I look at my utility stocks slow, unstoppable regulated monopolistic climbing and feel that 10% better I needed to put down the gun for another day

>>20841930
Not really. The Lordstown Motors CEO is the former WKHS CEO. When he left WKHS to found Lordstown he bought the Endurance truck rights to bring with him which gave WKHS a 10% stake. They are targeting different markets. Lordstown is consumer pickup trucks and WKHS is last mile delivery trucks and drones.

>>20841962
Limit sell $LI end of day tomorrow and buy calls on $WKHS is the play I'm making

'ate Tech
'ate Growth
'ate Options
'ove ramblin' on facebook
'ove me dividends
'ove big green wads 30 years from now

>>20841652
>>20841909
I've been thinking of getting back into WKHS for a while since it's been crabbing off it's peak. Gonna take the 1.5M whale as a sign from jeebus or whatever and throw some fun money back into the horse race.

PSTH at a discount today

>>20841956
>The end game is reducing transmission to a level that it can be contained with contact tracing.
If your vision of the future is being no-knocked and forced to wear ankle monitors because the Government Man says you're sick like they did to that couple in Kentucky you can keep it. I just wish they sent you freaks to enforce your own rules so you're the ones who get shot, not cops.

>>20841956
That's a load of shit. Very few are complying with contact tracing and most never will. Who can blame them?

The end game is endemic and people will be dying at elevated rates for generations. Deal with it and accept it and move on like everyone who has a brain.

>>20841721
this shit is getting out of hand, I thought it would stop at 93, are they printing even more or what?

CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN DECLARES BANKRUPTCY
>CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN DECLARES BANKRUPTCY
CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN DECLARES BANKRUPTCY
>CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN DECLARES BANKRUPTCY

>>20841870
No one's gonna buy a Chinese car. Not even the Chinese buy Chinese cars. Lots of German and American cars in China. They'd sooner buy a Japanese car.

Bought an AAPL 350p 8/7 to hedge against my shares. If the stock remains absolutely fucking flat as a result of earnings, it'll have cost me $125 to reduce my stress level, but it'll be worth it. And I can always just sell the thing tomorrow.

>>20841974
Across the board following amazon earnings

>>20841986
Absolutely based. Make sure you own ATO.

>>20841765
>trailing stop
That's only for fancy bois with real good boy money. I'm throwing 5 figures around in WS like a dolt.

>>20842018
Thank fuck their pizza is terrible.

t. Califag

>>20841976
You're a dumb faggot who thinks he's edgy and has nothing useful to say.

>>20841999
Have you considered the fact that literally no other country but fucking India and Brazil are running America levels of coronavirus infection? You fucked up worse than almost anyone else. Deal with it and accept America failed.

>>20841933
people sold it. Honestly you can't blame them for it neither. If you bought at 1.50 and sold at 34 you've made out fucking good.

>>20842048
I have accepted it and that's why I am pointing out your perverse control freak agenda is a futile exercise.

>>20841870
>cropped

Guys I'm holding 200 shares of Kodak I bought at $47 a share. Down about $3700 right now, this will come back, right???? Should pump back over $50+ on Monday I think

https://www.strawpoll.me/20690942

>>20842070

It'll be over 100 on Monday. You're in the clear, anon. Enjoy your gains.

>Paper trader
>Every time some shit like $LI comes around I think of YOLOing into it
>Never do
This shit better not take off
Fuck my life into pieces

>>20842070
I hope this is b8

>>20842007
Why would it stop at 93 if interest rates are staying at 0%?

>>20842066
Enjoy being travel banned from pretty much every country until there's a vaccine, I guess. Bearish for airlines.

>>20841976
wear a mask faggot

>>20842082
Own none of the above :^)

Is wkhs gunna pump again tom? Am I to late? Fuck me

>>20842070
I have 10 shares at $36. It's never going above $40 again.

>>20841892
>>20841987
I don't think Lordstown has a ticker, though? Kind of like how Virgin Galactic pumps off of SpaceX news sometimes since SpaceX isn't public.

>>20842096
>paper trader
you're not even making actual money anon

>>20842107
They're not realistically going to eradicate it either.

>>20842070
im laughing so hard

>>20842118
buy the dip.

>>20842118
look at the 1w chart on WKHS
it's the slowest FOMO you've ever seen
people are anticipating the USPS contract announcement

This guy has to be shitposting. He keeps going on and on about how the infection rate is out of control in one of the most populous countries in the world and also thinks it can be reigned back in if only we all listen to him and surrender literal right to leave our homes? For a virus with a 0.3% mortality rate? I really hope he's ironically shitposting but people like Fauci are real so who knows.

>>20842068
Miss me with that banhammer broski

>>20842024
I don't give a single shit about the fundamentals behind this company, because the market clearly doesn't give a shit about fundamentals (Look at Kodak, SPCE, Nikola)

So I'm here to ride the early and get the fuck out of dodge at +25, 50 or even 100%.

>>20842150
He's a med student and this is literally how they are teaching them to think. Scary.

>>20842131
I know. I've got $10k in my savings a D moved back with my parents because my city (western B.C.) has a fucked cost of living so now I'm just $500/mo. I want to save as much as I can before I start trading.

>>20841984
so I can put the money elsewhere? where?
no, i'm at the point where I'll just buy MSFT or whatever with the remaining cash then stop watching my portfolio for a few months. Or maybe set aside 5% for gambling meme stocks/options since I feel like I have a gambling addiction I need to sate

>>20842129
No, Lordstown isn't public, yet. They want to. WKHS gets pumped off Lordstown news because retards still think they are the same company.

>>20842129
Correct. Investing is WKHS is the only way to invest in Lordstown as a retail investor.

Anyone else buy NOK calls?

Nvidia dominates ml

https://www.servethehome.com/mlperf-0-7-results-when-winners-only-apply-nvidia-google-intel-huawei-inspur/

>>20842150
Hello fellow rambling boomer
Need to replay
Edit: Woops misspelled reply LOL. KO to the moon :rocket_emoji:

>>20842118
It's gonna pump to the mid 20s within a couple months, most likely. Possibly sooner than we thought.

someone give me the level 2 data for PRPO please

>>20842142
Nooooo!
I love hearing the little motorcycle engine coming down the street every day!

>>20841481
puts are never reasonable

>>20842186
cringe. go back to plebbit.

You guys really didn't think the hearing was going to tank tech stock, did you?

Every politician in that room has connections to the ~big bad corporations~ and you know it. How do you think they get voted into office? Money and power, it's all at play. Nobody's breaking anything up, it's all for show.

And now that the uncertain part of tech's future is certain (they're not going to do shit about tech, because if they were, they would've brought Trump in to grill Bezos) - tech has nowhere to go but up.

>>20841808
Joke's on you, I keep my savings in the form of the six figures of fixed rate debt I owe. Hyperinflation best day of my life.

>>20842024
This. BMW 3 series is a top-end luxury car in China. Everyone that knows anything about cars know that German cars are over-teched, shop-queens that don’t deserve your money. This should tell you how bad Chinese cars are.

>watching Air Bud
>Air Bud stands up on his hind legs, looks directly at the camera, and states my full name and address

>>20842132
There are currently 6 people in hospital with coronavirus in my province. Two are in ICU. 194 have died since the outbreak began.

254 people died in Florida of chinkiepox yesterday, for comparison.

>>20841736
Me

>>20842184
MLPerf 0.7 High-Level Results Discussion
55 of 76 configurations use NVIDIA GPUs. That is over 76% of the total population using one vendor’s products. Next, we have Google with 8 configurations, Intel with 7 configurations, and Huawei with 6 configurations. All of the Huawei results were only on the ImageNet ResNet test and none of the others offered by MLPerf.

>>20842048

I don't 'think' I'm edgy I am edgy thank you. All you faggots do is cry online all day about corona and make no difference, I sit here and act like a dickhead and also make no difference but I'm having fun not caring.

PRPO bros we made it. $10 tomorrow

>>20842070
Lol, it’s not coming back

>>20842209
I eat the bears for breakfast
QAnon was right
:big_green_wad:
:rocket_emoji:

I am very excited to see how after hours plays out when all the earnings reports are released. I’ll have a strangle on FB for some ez bux.

>>20842173
don't trade then invest. just go into stuff like qqq you're losing money by not putting it in anything that can grow

>>20842173
Whatever job you get commit half to bills (leftovers do w/e with) and the other half to investment and start investing soon. These kind of +/- 10-15% swings off of earnings or covid news are not standard. Biotechs/pharmaceutical companies gaining 300%+ off of one news article is not every day. The market is going to quiet down and become less predictable after mid August, and it will likely stay that way until November.

>>20842045
on something like that moves slow like REI, if your trailing stop triggers in the first place (assuming you weren't greedy with it) then something is very wrong and you want take your profits. You can always catch the knife later on.
heck my cost basis was under $14, my problem after my trailing stop triggered in June was catching the knife too fucking soon out of greed. I'm still over +10% up but that knife catching would have fucked me over. Not having a trailing stop entirely would have eaten more of my gains.

I don't have a trailing stop on TSM though. Too volatile and I don't want to be shaken out of my position even if it dips back under $70. I'm not gonna pretend i know how to time shit so I'm just going to hold it for at least a couple years until I need to actually liquidate the money.

please go up PRPO. I used funds from my roth IRA on you. I need my money back

thanks,
anon

>>20842018
I have one of their frozen pizzas in my freezer. Maybe I'll just hold it and sell in a few years

>>20842234
Gave me a hearty chuckle.

>>20842282
it's literally ATH right now how could you have ost money lmao

>>20842174
You don't have to exit your position, just set some stops, it does not have to sell your entire position, a fraction of it will due. We may be in for some volatility soon, so I would highly recommend capturing your gains.

>>20842278
Yes 2020 was a few in a lifetime event market wise.

what the fuck should i buy? CVX is looking good at this price.

>PRPO back to $7
No no no no no no I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME THIS WON'T 20000% TOMORROW NO WAY I WILL NOT FOMO NO NO NO

>>20842278
I'm making $500/wk right now. I've stopped drinking and I'm trying to quit nicotine/smoking. When the Reserves stand back up I'll be at $670 a week.

>>20842261
I'll schedule an appointment with my bank. As appealing as those big YOLOs are I'd be happy with a small climb

can someone explain to me how the us economy isn't tied to the stock market? are all these gains actually fake?

>>20841611
All my moon money is in CLSK.

>>20842296
no it isnt, I bought the ATH

FUCKING BASED. KODAK $50 TOMORROW

>>20842234
KEK

>>20842282
Yeah when I placed a market order using my IRA the total amount (several grand) that it ended up costing me for my shares way exceeded my risk tolerance so I sold off 90% of them at 1 dollar above my buy-in. Now just holding 100 shares and seeing where this moons, even if it goes big I can't stomach risking 40% of my portfolio on that stock and watching it pump/dump all day.

>>20842298
Can you get kim to smash the intel buyers? It looks like the cheeky fucker is trying to brake out.

holy FUCK just LOADED up on aug7 $80 calls IM GONNA MAKE IT!!!!

THANK YOU ANON WHO TOLD ME TO INVEST WE GONNA MAKE IT

>>20842334
Pidgin is based as fuck

FOMO INTO PRPO RIGHT NOW AND PUMP THE PRICE UP

>>20842334
I
I literally don't understand what it's saying

>>20842322
Doesnt include most small business and many are international.

>>20842070
Why do you buy the candle

>>20842070
stop LARPing lol, not even /smg/ is this retarded

>>20842235
SHUT IT DOWN UNTIL WE HAVE A FULL CHICKENPOX VACCINE THAT ERADICATES THE DISEASE 100% ITS 2020 THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BLNK

in 25 minutes, the fate of bulls and bears will be decided. Who will buy lambo? Who will have to eat shoe for dinner? This is exciting

>>20842370
AMD, TSM, 80 dollar calls on what anon?

>>20842416
Stay mad and stay sick, americoof.

food stock is red today

>>20842172
He doesn't seem to understand basic virology for being a med student.

Even supposing the case rates are real, which we know is false but he refuses to even acknowledge any source no matter how objective of tens of thousands of completely fictitious cases being removed in at least 7 states (he counters by claiming it doesn't matter because actually the test gives out false negatives half the time lol?), viruses don't get *more* deadly in these situations. They actually get *less* deadly which is what we want. Which is actually being forcibly extended from happening by freaks like this guy.

>>20842322
Market 100% realizes the Chinese flu is vastly overstated in terms of impact

>>20842424
KODK of course

please PRPO, you can do it!

>>20841787
is that you, line-anon?

>holding APPL, AMZN, FB
>holding RDFN also reporting after the close
I just want to disconnect until next week

>>20841755
there is no such thing as a 'coronavirus cold'. a cold is a mild illness caused by rhinoviruses. coronaviruses are SARS, MERS, covid-19. these are lethal. ok, maybe like 15% are caued by coronaviruses, but that is just a description of its outre layer.

coronaviruses are RNA viruses with replicase-transcriptase. they bind to the ACE2 receptor in your lungs. some people develop pneumonia and die very painful deaths.

also, you shuld look up photos of the 1918 spanish influenza. it was exactly like today. people wore masks, people wore signs telling others to wear masks, yet dumb fucks still didn't wear masks.

anywya, i'm just trying to educate. maybe you can make bank off the companies developing vaccines like i am. or you can live in your bubble and buy apple stock for some reason.

---

>>20841816
maybe because people dying is a bad thing. i mean maybe not everyone feels this way, but it's my job to help people who are sick.

>>20841894
why are you assuming i'm the one who is in charge of policy? maybe other hospitals do this, i wouldn't know. but in nyc we were out of supplies of every sort until the fucking navy showed up.

plus, i had an entire fucking semester of medical school canceled. so you think i'm happy about any of this? i don't een know what'll happen when i start again in 2 weeks. i can't learn how to perform surgery on-fucking-line.

i'm literally applyign to blackrock and mckinsey right now because the med school process is fucked. i just had to take my board exam with a mask on. i hate it.

Why is DOW red but NASDAQ green?
:puzzled_face:
Not that I care. I have big green wads coming my way in 30 years. If I live that long, heh heh
:rocket_emoji:

>>20842364
Yep already on it, I might let a little bit of a bump slide though to accumulate more bag holders. Intcels get the rope.

>>20842070
Make sure to livestream it

>>20842421
Main retail is buying in, look at Fidelity volume

>>20842465
Ok now I know you are a fraud.

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/general-information.html

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/philipshane/the-myst-documentary
I just backed it

Is this based? Y/N

>>20842459
already confirmed for $10+ tomorrow no worries

>>20842160
A FUCKING BAT!!!

>>20842186
BUY KO
>BUY KO
BUY KO
>BUY KO

DID YOU SEE THAT THEY'RE GETTING INTO SPIKED SELTZER VIA TOPO CHICO???

do i take profits?

>>20842462
>tfw you don't have to trip

>>20842465
>but in nyc we were out of supplies of every sort
Figures, I mean it wasn't hard to guess you were stationed in some kind of communist hellhole but NYC explains your mentality. Talk to your Governor bud, he withheld medical supplies he had for optics. This is separate from his policy of shoving barely recovered and highly contagious elderly patients back into clean nursing homes that's killed about 23,000 people. I hope he ends up in prison.

>>20842468
Shego is Intel?
$75c 1/15/21 all in.

Can you all agree to stfu about spicy Chinese cough and get to telling us how to make money idiots

AHHHHH what's re-entry point on KODK, 24? 22?

>>20842506
yes, oil is a shit show

>>20842506
Yes.

God I hope there's another mega sale event this fall/winter. Come on S&P take another massive shat for me.

>>20842322
>can someone explain to me how the us economy isn't tied to the stock market? are all these gains actually fake?
Market is always forward-looking. Today’s GDP report was reflected in the mid-March stock market.

>>20842487
i don't use fidelity send screenshot

>>20842507
why did you stop streaming

>>20842506
It's pumping to $3.89 off of the tech pump.

>>20842465
Can you shut the fuck up now? This is a board discussing stawks not your personal blog about how SMAAAART you are and how much it SUUUUCKS being in med school (make sure you mention you're in med school more)

>>20842506
5% return in a year is good. So to do it in a day is great. Take that profit

>>20842555
based

>20 minutes

>>20842549
twitch studio keeps crashing my computer and seemed like people lost interest

>>20842545
Here are the main retail rankings for stocks today.

>>20842566
5% a year is fucking terrible. 10% is the floor

>>20842489
no you illiterate fuck. i said around 15% of 'the common cold' are caused by coronaviruses. there's fucking hundreds of coronaviruses, i even posted the genomes of the ones from every sort of fucking animal.

the 'common cold' coronaviruses are seasonal. this one isn't. there's clear fucking differences.

use scholar.google.com, look up their genomes, linking me to the fuckign cdc site is useless.

>>20842566
i gotta keep that in mind more often

>>20842451
>He doesn't seem to understand basic virology for being a med student.
lol of course not, what do you think med students even study. Med school doesn't even teach pharmacology and dosing whatever until like 3rd year or something, or when they're actually on their placement and learning prescribing/dosing then
too many residents just prescribe basically out of muscle memory. Just vancomycin'ing everything even if you already have preliminary results that show it's not gram positive bacteria

Dubs and I'll liquidate my entire portfolio 3 min before close.

>>20842502
based on who and or what?

>>20842515
there was a jew who was hoarding 80k n95 masks when none of us hospital staff had them. it's all shitty man. war with china when?

>>20841801
You have the posture on the right from excessive bad posture, masturbation has nothing to do with it

>>20842594
You are still missing the point. The point isn't that coronavirus isn't serious. The point is YOU FUCKS AREN'T GOING TO ERADICATE IT.

Dumped my DFFN bags for a 50 dollar loss. Was down 300, so not feeling too bad, and managed to make some money off ONTX yesterday. I’m done with bioshit

>>20842587
if main retail buying in how would that cause it to go down wouldn't it go up

>>20842606
Check em

>>20842583
bummer

>>20842606
Honestly liquidating is a rational move right now

>>20842591
>10% is the floor
stop letting 2010-2019 dictate your expectations from here on out

>>20842625
Main retail is buying more than selling, and BLNK has been mooning yesterday and today

>>20842625
Big money sells, small money retail buys

>>20841976
god, you’re such a badass. you also have to be at least 18 to post here. JANNIES

>>20842505
Depending on how soon they launch their Quarter results could be insane. Actually a big deal for Coca Cola.

>>20842651
so how long until this bull run is over should i prepare to sell?

Any good EOD plays to be made?

>>20842632
i might take some time to research a streaming alternative

Buy kodak now or stay in WKHS?

>>20842622
the point is that it is serious. if it wasn't, i'd be able to see tenet in the theaters right now.

>>20842555
fair enough. but i still recommend investing in the companies making vaccines. operation warp speed gave 10bil to these companies.

GET READY FOR TAKEOFF LADS

Guys should I throw My entire portfolio into DDOG & WKHS???

>>20842693
Lots of things are serious and there's nothing to be done about them. How is that so hard to understand?

>>20842678
I grabbed some Sqqq because fuck it

>>20842685
the award for the dumbest question ever asked

>>20842676
Whenever you're comfortable with your profits, I can't decide that for you

>>20841668
They've been saying semis will dump because of corona for months. After the recent mass-pump they said it's still going to dump but the dump is delayed.
Take a guess.

>>20842680
obs

>Robinhood kiddies buying FB and APPL right before earnings

Can't wait for FB and AMZN to double fail and Apple to push the next iPhone release back for them sweet, sweet cheapies.

>>20842622
EVERYONE ELSE BASICALLY HAS YOU DUMB FAGGOT, JAPAN CONSIDERS 100 CASES A NATIONAL EMERGRNCY, YOU DUMB FAT FUCKS ADD MORE THAN THAT PER MINUTE

>>20842591
5% is good. 10% a year is excellent.

>>20842678
You didn't hear it here, but ZM puts. board fully expecting a 7-10% short term decrease in share price AH due to what happened today. Pumped one more time so they could dump shares but the stock is gonna tank AH

>>20842617
dude just trust me

>>20842739
Well we're going to spread it. There's literally nothing you can do to stop this.

PRPO will dump and LI will crab up tomorrow and next week.

See you guys on the other side.

>>20842665
>Let me get this straight, you're denying that you ever posted an image with a bunch of SOXL support lines that said "buy here" during the crash?
What I'm saying is produce the post in its entirety and let it speak for itself. If you weren't a faggot pussy yourself you would.
>I think there's a ruler setting in Photoshop to help you. And stay mad
>Of course you want take my bet. What a pussy you are.
Oh yeah, I'm going to leave 4chan over your faked gains. Get fucked dude

>>20842756
fuck you man i need my money back

>>20842747
Does that include dividends?

>>20842726
bookmarked. will check it out

>>20842760
You managed to get your countrymen banned from the fucking Bahamas. Nobody is taking American tourists. Canadians are unironically smashing windows and slashing tires of American plated vehicles. You did this to yourselves.

Anyone else still holding RTX bags or just me

>>20842803
dividends are even worse lmao

>Branch Covidians are multiplying
>trading day is over
Think I'm done until tomorrow. I hate this weirdos.

You look nervous, anon. I promise this will be a quick death, just close your eyes. Go to a happy place. You had fun playing Mr.Wallstreet, right? That’s the important part, don’t think about the money you’re about to lose.

>>20842820
I don't care about it. You do.

Anybody here got stocks in Vroom?

>>20842803
It includes literally everything. If you can turn $100 into $110 in a year you are literally better than 95% of all professional investors.

>>20842820
>Canadians are unironically smashing windows and slashing tires of American plated vehicles.
what?? i did not know this
afaik, border is still closed to US so why would we have the opportunity to do this anyways

10 mins left to buy prpo and double your money by tomorrow

Wkhs or Kodak

>no action on the 3:50 candle

>>20842828
'ove me defense stocks
'ove missiles on furreners
'ove that divvy
'oldin' until 2025 for the moon mission :rocket_emoji:

>>20842832
What are you talking about
There are no negative dividends
They always increase your total return

>>20842864
Makes me want to infect Canadians lmao what a chimpout.

>>20842842
I don't have active cases in my health region. My little pocket of Canada has literally eradicated the virus. Get fucked, Americoof.

>>20842820
>Canadians are unironically smashing windows and slashing tires of American plated vehicles

>>20842760
Anyone scared of something with a .3% death rate deserves to live a life of fear and quivering like a little bitch

>>20842878
a dividend portfolio under performs just SPY etf/s&p500

>>20842505
A fucking weeb

>>20842860
Are you sure it says the index
The SP500 excludes dividends

The secret to the best portfolio is covered calls. Every day feels great.
Stocks go up? Cool, I make money.
Stocks go down? Cool, I make money.
Its fucking MAGIC. Just stop being a greedy retard.

>>20842878
He's probably that stupid faggot that says you need the best indexes every candle or you're retarded. Ignore the ID.

>>20842878
Every dollar paid out in dividends lowers retained earnings and they are often taxed at higher rates than capital gains, and also force a taxable event unlike just holding the equities.

>>20842894
No one cares.

I was up $300 on some V calls around lunch time. Instead of selling I got greedy. Then I got distracted by making lunch. When I looked again I was up $200. Instead of selling, lets hang around and see if it goes back up. Dumps down to $100 up, fuck it's gotta go back up in power hour. Ended up selling at the price I bought them. How do I learn not to be so fucking dumb and take fucking profits.

>>20842820
Consider a mental heath checkup for seething and retardation lil guy

>>20842864
https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/horgan-to-drivers-with-non-b-c-plates-take-bus-or-ride-a-bike-1.24177163

The Premier literally said "lol have you tried riding a bike" in response

tbf it wasn't just Americans, apparently Albertans are fair game too

I strongly approve of disease control through violent xenophobia

>>20842905
Where did I say anything about I dividend portfolio?

>>20842920
the fuck are you on about retard

If tech dumps tomorrow, I will never masturbate to Asanagi again.

>>20842871
TCCO

my friend bought AMD puts and INTC calls on Friday and I'm pretty sure they're expiring soon or have already expired.
i haven't seen him post anything on our whatsapp friend group chat for awhile...

>>20842910
I am ignoring the context of the conversation and just telling you that if you can consistently earn 10% on your money, as in average 10% over 10 years, you are a better investor than the vast majority of pros

>>20842922
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T ERADICATE IT THE VIRUS IS PERMANENT NOBODY CAN ERADICATE IT REEEEE
>a-a-ackshully I don't care if you can eradicate it
Good job throwing away what you just spend two hours autistically screeching about retard

>>20842930
number go up, take money.

>>20842922
>Every dollar paid out in dividends
And?

>if you only knew how good it feels right now

>>20842747
>CtucK
Almost.
If you don't make at least 50 you should just stop

>>20842974
morph & cope

>>20842235
Only because testing has never been allowed to the general populace anywhere in the entire country. Montreal, quebec was the 7th (probably more like 1st but I digress) most deadly city in the WORLD for chink flu. Did you even hear of that? Of course not, since government propaganda is in full effect and has been for decades.
Despite no fucking testing, cucknada has had per-capita infection and death rates on par or higher with USA the whole time. If they had proper testing like the US does, it would obviously be far, far, FAR higher. And that's despite the fuckall population density.

Just got here. Why is everyone fighting? Can the retarded person at fault just leave so we can resume giving bad financial advice and posting kim possible?

>>20843003
>>20843003
>>20843003

Quick, what are some good EOD buys

>>20842998
see
>>20842994

>>20841592
yeah

>>20842980
You obviously don't understand financial statements if you don't see how you don't really win by them paying dividends vs just holding onto the cash.

Just bought NASDAQ calls. How retarded am I?

>>20842938
wow I'm surprised BC out of all the provinces is the one concerned about that.
I thought it would be like Nova Scotia or something

>>20842998
Don't worry, C*nada will just replace all of those that die with 10 more third world immigrants so no worries

>>20842973
you only get a 4%-5% return if you dont include dividends
If you include them you are at about 10% since 1871
https://dqydj.com/sp-500-return-calculator/

>>20843037
It's because Americans enter BC claiming to be heading to Alaska, and then go sight seeing across the province.

>>20843030
Where did I say you did?

>>20842998
Canada has lower overall population density but higher population density in cities themselves vs. suburbia.

>>20843026
i can see your irate cope, what of it?

Guy should i hold KNDI or sell

>>20843110
You said it increases your total return, but that's not at all clear and in theory shouldn't matter versus retaining the earnings. In fact, all it does is make you pay tax which erodes your compounding.

>>20842864
Alaska Loophole. Say you're going to Alaska and we let you in, even though they go straight to Banff and Victoria

>>20843150
>You said it increases your total return,
paying them doesn't but including them in your calculations does
Why is this so hard for you to understand?
They guy claiming 6% annual returns was excluding dividends

>>20843096
that makes sense, i'm in shitty ontario so i'm only hearing about this now

>>20842108
I havent wore a mask once and not one person has said shit to me. I get some dirty looks from time to time but why should i care? Im stronger and faster than them

>>20843252
sorry I misunderstood the context.

FB +4.7% postmarket, earnings are good

>>20842739
To be fair we have absolutely no idea what data we can even trust, there's so much politics wrapped up in this thing.
It's not even just people withholding information and falsifying positive reports because orange man (Florida 07/2020).
Coronachan is a serious cash cow for some people a serious tool for others and you can make the numbers sing any tune you want it to.
Not to mention the absolute pants on head retarded and totally media driven protests.
You are comparing this powder keg to a racially cohesive, low population, elderly island.
These are not like terms in the slightest.

>>20842538
Delusional and stupid bulls.

did ya make any money son?