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20840417 No.20840417 [Reply] [Original]

I became a millionaire this morning after a pretty big gamble with a payday loan

What do I do now?

>> No.20840446

>>20840417
give it to me

>> No.20840456

>>20840417
get a chainlink stack

>> No.20840467

>>20840417
What gamble? Congrats

>> No.20840507

now try to become a billionaire

>> No.20840532

>>20840417
Now you cash out and live a confy life without doing stupid bullshit, enjoy peace and security until the day you day. Also you go to therapy to treat your gambling adiction or you might lose everything.

>> No.20840547
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>>20840417
Story Tiem.

>> No.20840556

>>20840417
Treat yourself to a nice steak dinner and send us a photo of it

>> No.20840562

buy AMPL sirs positive rebase will 10x your money

>> No.20840640

>>20840532

No gambling addiction per se. Just in a tight spot and figured either make it or kill myself with this one.

>> No.20840677

>>20840532

Kernel?

>> No.20840950

Go to your local grocery store and buy some nice chips.

>> No.20840992

>>20840417
We're gonna need a story here

>> No.20841021

>>20840992
>>20840467
This what the fuck, OP? Tell us the gamble.

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>>20840417
Bet it again.

>> No.20841095

>>20840417
Lemme hold some sheckles

>> No.20841136
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20841136

If you've been living a normal life up to now, the temptation to overspend is going to be intense. Take all your profit, put them into some crypto that will earn you high APY (aDAI), and live off the interest. If you have enough, put some into boomer rocks in case the dollar collapses. Just enjoy your newfound freedom. If you spend it all, or make a bad investment, you'll be right back where you started, and probably worse off than before.

>> No.20841649

>>20841021

I purchased a bunch of different defi coins at the right time and you all pumped them for me so thanks, biz

>> No.20841671

>>20840417
kek
Similar story
Went all in on DMG sale
Fucking comfy desu

>> No.20841728

>>20841649
im 99% sure this is a larp but ill bite. what coins exactly? how much did you put in and how much do you have now? give some details to make it believable faggot

>> No.20841837

>>20840417
I would recommend investing in real estate.
Can pick it up pretty cheap and people are gonna start getting desperate when they get evicted in September

>> No.20841887

leave the country, and if from the U.S drop citizenship ASAP. Keep your hard earned money,
get resaidency elsewhere and cash out into foreign banks.

live happily ever after

>> No.20841891

>>20840417
>What do I do now?
save it and become a multi millionaire

>> No.20841902

>>20840417
Buy tons of micro-caps and hope for a moon. My bet is Imperial UNITS.

>> No.20841957

>>20841728

Why? I'm rich. I dont have to do shit you epsilons want.

>> No.20842023

>>20841957

OPs an asshole but his ID does say MOG

>> No.20842026

>>20840417
If your being serious and nor LARPing I would say you should invest that shit into something stable and not anywhere near the USD because that shit is fucking getting dropped like a lead brick

>> No.20842158

>>20840532
The day I day? That'll be the day

>> No.20842182

market buy 100k BNT plz

>> No.20842367

>>20840950
This. Get some of those ruffles along with some dill pickle dip NOM NOM NOM NOM

>> No.20842522

>>20840417
Did you 125x leverage?

>> No.20843049

>>20840417
>payday loan
>generally under 2k
>to a million dollars

nice larp retard

>> No.20843155

>>20843049
It's possible if he made some ridiculous leverage trades and hit the jackpot twice

>> No.20843201

>>20840456
Pretty much this

>> No.20843297

>>20840417
I recommend getting into property, you can't fail that way

>> No.20843344

>>20840547
Are those amerisharts getting shot at?

>> No.20843346

>>20843155
Occam's razor, he's a LARPing virgin

>> No.20843393

>>20843346
Based

>> No.20843437

>>20843346
Could be some currynegro larping just to reply with an alt-account to shill some shitcoin. Think a lot of that is happening here.

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You buy 1 btc worth of Innova and wait 6 months. You’ll be a 100 millionaire

Innova coin dot io

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>>20840640
>no gambling addiction
>i was just gonna kill myself if this most recent gamble didn't pay off

>> No.20843541

>>20840417
1 million lottery tickets

>> No.20843606

>>20841957
>Why? I'm rich. I dont have to do shit you epsilons want.
Why? Because Nobody believes you and you sounds look a lying faggot. You want gratification don’t you? So post proofs

>> No.20843669

>>20843437
>alt-account
You have to go back

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>>20840417
>What do I do now?
>>20841957
>I dont have to do shit you epsilons want.

>> No.20843818

>>20840640
t. Kaiji

>> No.20843848

>>20840417
buy a house with a 30 year roof, jap economy shitbox, live below your means