/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20819405
it's going to .75

>>20819405
Theres a nervous feeling that if this doesn't work, we're fucked.

>>20819405
Rebased

>>20819405
HERE HERE

errghhhh wheres the drinks me mate? i need me a ciggy while im at it would you give me one bloke?

>>20819405

rebased and ampilled

>>20819457
>>20819479
>>20819481
>>20820213
Today we show our strength.

>>20819405
How long till the rebase?

>>20820306
23 hours and 20 minutes

>>20820289
much needed rn

>>20820306
Rebases happen at 10:00 PM EST
so 40 minutes ago

>1.12

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20820398
Please God don't fuck my AMPL I just want to fix my teeth pleaaaaase

>>20820469
had 199, hav 207 now

Just made my first AMPL purchase just now. Is this a shitcoin I should sell on the next pump or do I hold this for longer?

>>20820528
Looking at how deluded people are with it, I have a feeling it's going to be top 10 by the end of the next bull run. I would definitely hold.

REEEEEEEEEBBBBBAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AGAGHRGRGRHGHGRGHGRH

>>20820528

I bought at $4 two weeks ago and literally am still up 50% right now

>>20820469

GMI

>>20820572
same. I hope the prophecy gets fulfilled

bought "the dip" and now I'm down 30%. Thanks biz!

>>20820729

please sell, glass handed faggots not welcome

>>20820528
i hope you like rollercoasters

>>20820735
Nope gonna hold to the bottom of the ponzi and make you suffer with me

>>20820567
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20820764

ok fren <3

imagine holding this for a potential 1.3x-1.5x, in this market right now, with the chance for being blown to -90% by x100 bagholders that are trapped in a prisoner's dilemma any second.

sleep well amplers

>>20820829
>why isn't it dumping ;_;

>>20820829

It's going to $30 billion+ market cap in the next few months and you know it

>>20820861
because it already did

>>20819457
atleast we were part of history. there is always rebase.capital for a second try

>>20819492
is that supposed to be a crusty crakker?

>>20820469
Ampl needs to moon so tooth anon can make it

>>20820829
This is the most exciting ride in crypto you toad

>>20821057

This. Do it for tooth anon

>>20821092
>This is the most exciting ride in crypto
it feels a lot like Russian roulette but the odds are 5 to 1 you get shot

For burger AMPLers, serious question are we going to get fucked by the IRS? I can't imagine how it'll be possible to explain that I bought 300 AMPL and sold it later for $10,000 or whatever considering the rebases and price target towards $1. I'm afraid I'm going to tax jail

>>20820829
This will shake off a lot of the dumpers and dipshits especially now that btc is moving. We need sustainable market cap growth and a price range of 1.10 - 1.50 is the only way to avoid these dumps. Ample going vertical only slows it down in the long run.

>>20821057
I love you guys. Thanks for being supportive, I'll die with you AMPLutees.

>>20821186
We are your dad now tooth anon

>>20821174

lmao tax fud again, classic

It's the same as a stock split

>>20821240
I'm not fudding you retard I have 421 ampl in my wallet right now, I'm genuinely concerned about how the IRS is going to approach this
>It's the same as a stock split
Will they see it that way though?

>>20821186
whats wrong with your teeth fren?

>>20821205
If he came back to haunt me through 4chan I'd actually kill myself.

>>20821304
They're rotting out of my skull, I posted pictures in another thread but I'm not on my phone right now or is let you see how bad they are.

>>20821263
I used to be a tax consultant. You can just file it as a cap gain, the IRS doesn't have a taxable condition like AMPL. If you wanted to get technical you could do a stock split -> cap gain.

>>20821181
My thoughts exactly. Let Bitcoin moon and ampl can just crab along, slowly gaining ground. Gotta be sneaky though.

>>20821263
why not call them and ask

>>20819405
You won't be posting any rebase posts next week when she goes negative kek

>>20821354
in the meantime:
1. drink diluted apple cider vinegar and drink ginger tea (kill bacteria)
2. eat carnivore. I know you have decay and rot. but remember this: it is literally impossible to get a cavity if you dont eat carbs/sugar. I had a cavity and it disappeared because, yes, your tooth is still alive even if it has decay. unless the tooth is completely black it can regrow.
I wish you the best, fren. Take an hour or two to look into this. I'm not promising miracles but this is the best course of action you can take before doing your dental work.

>>20821354
We're all gonna make it fren

>>20821263

Of course. First, they only care about the capital gain, and second, a stock split is unbelievably common and exactly the same thing

>you own 1000 shares at $5
>stock splits
>you now own 2000 shares at $2.50

This happens to millions of investors every year

>>20821186
BLESS YOU TOOTH ANON

>>20821354
why are they doing that?

>>20819405
Sorry faggot I took my 80x and I'm back all in FUND. Enjoy those bags and 50% bleed from here.

>>20821446
great advice and insight

>>20821174
>crypto
>taxes

???

>>20821174
I think the IRS will accept just about any reasonable reporting. They have no idea how to treat a lot of things in crypto so they're just targeting the easy prey non-reporters.

>>20821092
yeah tell that to the next whale who just gently dumped your little party back from $1.13 to $1.00 with the click of a button, representing just 0,00000000001% of the desperate x100 whale bags

must be truly exciting

>>20821446
I feel this post. The whole reason I've started trading is to get enough money to buy permanent dentures. Right now I feel like literally pulling my teeth out of my skull because I was in the first 15 holders of buidl with 15K and I sold at .20c for literally no reason. I could be getting implants today but I'm a fucking idiot.

>>20821752
how many teeth are missing? how did it happen? the implant tech is pretty great now. they use 3d scanning and 3d printing to get the implant spot perfect. the problem is the jaw bone where the tooth was dies start to atrophy because there is no tooth there now to hold strongly. you would have to get a bone graft in this instance (the take a piece from your jaw or chin which will grow back of course).

So fucking happy I didn't sell. The fast crash and surplus of "sell now!" shills tells me everything I need to know.
I'll be holding my 12,000 AMPLs everyday for the next year, at which point I'll have a fuckin million of them and the price will still be above $1.10.
Eat shit shills and whales.

Oh, also fuck the taxman, fuck jannies, and FUCK jews.

>>20821618
>admitting you will evade taxes / commit tax fraud on a site that logs your IP and is more than happy to hand it over to the government
>>20821629
>>20821455
Thanks for the info. I feel more educated and calmer now

>>20821931

based

glass hands never make it

i sold and put in all into XRP

>>20819405