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why only 1.5x? makes me feel like a ponzi pnd
and a chink one at that

>>20817129

I'm literally telling you it is a PND. Whale movement stats confirm.

As my post states, I'm just saying that if anybody wants a free guaranteed 1.5x, here one is. Might go past that, but I wouldn't count on it.

>>20817129


Like, I'm holding 1750 ARTE FROM $2.5 purchase.

Holding 5 YFII from $925 purchase.

I'm not some retard chink scammer rajeet shill, I'm just an actual crypto /biz/ users who knows how to make decent gains a few times a week.

Tbh, doesn't seem like there's that many of us anymore. Oh well tho, sorting thru the shit is easy.

BUY THE DIP OR REGRET LIKE NOT BUYING ARTE AT $2.0

>>20817265
I've noticed this too. Nu/biz/ has no idea how to play this game

>>20817186
So your target is ~1.5k and you're out no matter what?

buyers getting rekt. buy the real thing.

Where do I even follow the price of this thing, let alone buy it?
Their website is just a portal to connect a wallet.

>>20817945
Except they're not bc it's already quickly recovering that dip and headed to the ath

>>20817994
Bottom of the page at coingecko

Also on coingecko, press explorer, copy paste the number URL into uniswap.info

Lemme know if you can't find that, I'll help more
Also, to all of you noodle handed fucks: you're welcome. I tried to hold your hand with my iron hands as much as possible for this TINY dip. If you didn't make it thru it... gtfo crypto lol, you'll never make it

>>20817994
Buy on uniswap. Find it from the coingecko page.

>>20817925

I might go past to $1750. Depends on the moves on Balance since I can only trade on UNISWAP.

>>20817945

Oh yes we got rekt so hard, hehe you got us man oh noooo I'm financially ruiiiined aaahhh

>>20817945

>>20818149
>>20818160
thx

was this token literally invented today? price history on CG only goes back a few hours

>>20818518

No, just listed today. It's going to follow YFI by about 0.5x for at least the next week. Seems like a high price to get in right now (I rec no less than 1) but it'll be worth if you want to hold for a week.

Personally, I have two other shitcoins I want to throw money at from the 1.5x I'm going to take from this. But just holding this isn't terrible.

>>20818518
Pnd, don't worry about it just buy and get ready to dump when the price gets where you want.

thanks anons who shilled up 1.5 eth now

>>20818584
What two shitcoins out of curiosity

>>20818602

YW dude. I'm not joking about the $1500.

Tbh, with how YFI is today, this could easily hit $1750 by tomorrow morning. I'm just pulling out a bit early for two smaller shitcoins I think are going to pump tomorrow night

>>20818663

That's one I can't give away. I'll hold hands through small dips, but can't give out free 4x-6x's. They've been slightly posted on here the last week tho.

>>20818679
guess im not sleeping tonight

>>20818765

Yeah, sometimes it sucks, but that's what you have to do to make money on short term coins.

I'm getting $450+$600 unemployment haha. Nothin else to do after 10am-4pm when I skate in SoCal

>>20818718
I prob can't be shilled, I know what I'm getting more of if this 1.5x's as well

>>20818718
600 ain't in affect starting this week. I'm in norcal myself

In for a couple of bucks, might ass well go for a ride with /biz/

>>20818798

Still not a bad time to get in on ARTE if you have ~$1500-$2000 to throw at it. Potential 1.3-1.6x in two days. Potentially a bit more, but that's some heavy handed risk taking.

Not a huge amount of profit, but good if you're just getting in to trading and the hang of Uniswap

>>20818518
3 days, chinks copypasted YFI contract they are gonna pull out soon

>>20818790
thanks for the tip but fuck you. I have not missed a day of work since this shit started and only make $900 a week. What you going to do now that congress is taking away the bonus.

>>20818820

I mean, I've been in it since the beginning.

It's going to get extended tho. Maybe not national wide (I bet it still will) but definitely in California. No chance of it being less than $400, and another $1000 check on top of that if it is less than $600

>>20818851

Not exactly how it was created - but yes, this is a PND. Hope nobody else here thinks otherwise. It can definitely hit $2k tho before it crumbles.

Looks like Uniswap.info is down. Don't worry, just stay on coingecko for now

>>20818843
Dont know enough about ARTE to jump into it short term. If I have to stare at it I probably wont do it
>>20818873
I heard on the news the state might beef up their unemployment benefits if the fed doesnt do enough

op such a desperate faggot. 16 posts.

>>20818873
tfw still haven't gotten my first trumpbux nor my tax return
Fuck the IRS I want more money to put into crypto.
Although I have been working since through the (((pandemic))) without a cut in hours since no one in south Texas gives a fuck about the coof.

>>20818925
damn do you think thats from the volume and people watching? I have been refreshing the past 2 hours.

>>20818967
Stop bitching and just double your money retard.
We all know it's a pnd, just be grateful you're in on it this time.

>>20818967

I'm literally holding people's hands so they didn't lose (300)(x) during the impending dip that was coming from Balance since most of 4chan is Uniswap

Not everybody on /biz/ is a pajeet selfish cunt. I'm here to make a bit of money and help others lol.

You must live a nice life and be a cool guy to rage that much about it.

>>20818989

not going to put money is a certified scam that even metamask is calling out.

>>20819066
fuck off. the hustlers that cloned the coin are going to be the only ones profiting. they dump hard and you won't be aroudn to catch it.

>>20819066
I appreciate it anon.
I didn't put in much because most of my ETH is tied up in various longs, but I'll gladly take my 1.5x to have a bit more in my shitcoin pnd gambling fund.

the price movement on this is ridiculous

>>20819107
lmao imagine turning down free gains

>>20819107

K

>>20819139

posting from 3 ids. tell me thats not pajeet.

>>20819123

Welcome to low cap Uniswap coins.

>>20817099
I just bought 10000, thanks anon

>>20819166

You talking about me and presuming I'm multiposting?

Nah dawg. I chan on my phone, 3 monitor setup for shitcoins.

Glad you think I'm call center pajeet tho. I'll post a picture of my wrist if you post a pic of you buying YFII

>>20819230
Take pics of setup. Sounds badass

>>20819230
>full battlestation for shitcoin flipping
What the actual fuck anon

>>20819426
shitcoin flipping is the only reason i had to upgrade my i7 4770k to a ryzen 3900x, i7 was an absolute trooper and would handle any games without a problem, but not multiple tabs of zoomer coded shitcoin exchange websites full of memory leaks

When do we expect the festivities to begin?

>>20819426
I have a quad monitor setup, shits tight

>>20819327

Nothing fancy, in the middle of relocation right now. Normally left monitor is vertical, but I'm having some weird Windows 7 issues where cursor turns into a black box and hyperlinks from middle monitor show up on it when vertical. Is a windows theme issue.

Turned off monitors because pic could give away real info haha.

Not for shitcoins l flipping, I'm a a MechE and CAD modeler

>>20819450
i literally added additional cores just for the shitcoin sites going haywire and fucking one core to 100% each. the absolute state of the web

>>20819454
Big jump just now, few more hours before people get antsy and start dumping to avoid getting rugged most likely.
My hands are weaker than OPs so I probably wont get the full 1.5x

>>20819477
Lol, forgot to add file and apparently typod the fuck outta some shit

Multiple monitors does help for shitcoins tho

Bought, plan to get out with like 10-15% profit. Everything about this just feels awful, and I'm waiting on some other dips of inevitability, so might as well try for a bit of extra profit in the meantime.

>>20818989
Fuck you

>>20819497

Shit will actually go down around 6am EST

Really kinda sucks, everything good happens that late USA time, but that's the price to pay for free magic internet money, y'know.

>>20819477
>>20819504
That's fucking awesome man. I wish I had the space to do that.
>Not for shitcoins l flipping, I'm a a MechE and CAD modeler
Oh no shit? I'm a mechE as well, cad and revit. For construction documents though, I dont model things in 3D or anything like that. Mostly drawings for contractors, floor plans, etc

>>20817265
also bought 5 around 700$. then grabbed swingby and rws. eyeing any trades?

>>20819582

Just an IKEA linnmon 48" w/adjustable legs. $80 total I think.

Side monitors are 75hz 1080p Samsung's that were on Amazon for $110 ea, middle is a 165hz 1440p 27" Korea model I got for $225 on sale I think.

I machine old Dell clip in monitor stands to fit VESA. Absolute GOAT setup desu, atleast aside from spending stupid amounts of money. Packs up easily as shit too.

>>20819547
I'm CST so it's not that bad for me, but I do have work tomorrow so I'll probably drop out around ~1am at the latest.

>>20819600


RLC is going to either 2-3x or crash hard as fuck in the next 35 hours. Way too hard to tell for me desu

I bought $4k worth at $0.90 and sold $1.75 right before it crashed down to $1.30.

I want to put $2.5k in right now... but I dunno man

Fucker went it to that dip immediately after I bought some

>>20819830

...and?

Did you have weak baby hands or something?

IRL my hands are tiny, no joke.
But in shitcoin land... me strong like pp in Pataya

>>20819886
No, that would be retarded. I'm not gonna put money on something like this that I'm not willing to lose.

>>20819981

Uhh

Why are you on /biz/ posting in crypto threads¿

>>20819886

Do you know where you are son?

>>20820035
Sup OP. I am following your advice like the rest of the Anons. I'm pretty excited and will be up all night playing this. Thanks, if you turn out to be right. Just a humble NEET trying to make it.

>>20820366
Remember not to bet anything you can't afford to lose just in case the chinks rug us before we rug them.
We're in full gambling mode right now.

https://yieldfarming.info/ has now added YFII

BAL has now made it visible correcting their error of hiding it earlier.

Look you can call it whatever you want, at the end of the day there is a growing sentiment that YFII is actually more legit than its predecessor.

>>20820602
yes, YFII is the real deal. anyone fuding it like ChainLinKGodFaggot is just pumping his own bags

>>20819504
I'm going to have to ask about the peanut butter.
>???

>>20817099
I think this wil x5

can you sell this shit on uniswap?

>>20821683
yes

>>20820650
Yfi holders are seething

Uh, guys, it was supposed to PUMP, right?

>>20821863
Kek exactly. I got all of my yfi for farming so just gas cost. This one I actually bought off uniswap to capture more of the pump. Anyone in yfi from the beginning saw the same crazy volatility

>>20821963

Patience mofugga. Entire market slight downtrending right now

BUIDL
no its just somewhere else i think

>>20821963
Sit on your stack for a day or two. It literally cannot get easier than this

>>20821963
It goes down then shoots right back up in a few minutes, just give it some time, the real pump begins soon.

>>20821971
me too. bought in before $600 will probably get out after $1500 and stack my yields

Not trying to bungle anybody's butthole, but a little bird just told me don't sell until at least $1900

No promises boys, but I like to think I saved a lot of people a lot of money during that $300 noodle hands dip earlier. My guy doesn't have a ton in the game either, so I think his info is legit. Whales (relative to size) apparently have a big goal for this thing.

>>20822766
What's the estimated ETA on 1900?

>>20822784

Morning-noonish EST from what I can tell. Possibility for some slightly heavy fluxuation up and down until close to then, but it should hit and stabilize around $1900 for a few hours before a bigger pump attempt. Think they're wagering things against YFI around that time

Bumping for the tards who don't use catalog or scroll since it's pumping a bit now

Keep holding, dont get spaghetti hands if it drops $200 in a minute. Will float right back up.

>>20823204
>the tards who don't use catalog
These people exist?

>>20823267

Yes, if you weren't aware, /biz/ is pretty filled with retards

I try to help the retards by making them a bit of money while they make me a bit of money. Positive symbiotic relationship.

Some people just like to shit on the tards, but in the long run, mine method tends to make more money if you diversify your coins

>>20817099
fuck yes. ty Anon. thank you thank you thank you. May you make it first and harder than anyone.

>>20823356

I really wish I put another $5k in when it dipped to $750 but desu by the time the ether would've hit metamask it'd gone back up haha. Hindsight tho.

Going to be a long night, feel free to rest for probably two hours. Will be worth it in the end tho.

>>20823336
Oh, I'm aware, from my exploits on this board from 2017. But I thought the retardation was limited to business and trading knowledge. I can't imagine what kind of psychopath uses the default layout of 4chan.

>>20823395
>Going to be a long night, feel free to rest for probably two hours. Will be worth it in the end tho.
Does Uniswap not support limit orders or something? Why the need to stay up?

>>20823571
If it does I haven't found that option.

>>20823571

There's uniswapex.io

But it has limited token availability right now. Aside from that - unfortunately no. But then the shit that's happening wouldn't be able to happen haha.

>>20823395
Can I ask how you knew Anon? Nothing specific, but was it TA or insider info?

>>20823681

Just pay attention to the way I comment... I'm one of few people on /biz/ that actually try to help people get some gains.

>it’s biz scamming newfags with a copy contract again
For your information, retards, the value of yfi isn’t magical, it is because it is a governance token for one of the biggest protocols in defi rn with over $400mil locked in it.
>but muh copying of all other products
Yea, go ahead and try copying $400 mil worth of ether while you’re at it
GOD you’re all so fucking stupid it hurts

>>20823833

Hey look, it's Discord copypasta. Welcome to the thread, you're a bit late tho desu.

>>20823833
We will all have literally sold our yfii by tomorrow, retard. We're out here making fast and effortless gains.

>>20823877
What the fuck? I literally just wrote this. Also get fucked, asswipe
>>20823925
>openly admitting it is a scam
this is what you’re buying, newfags. Just do literally 1 minute of research. Hint: look up curve.fi

>>20824013

Rajeet, I know they're paying you just enough to be able to afford to poo in a toilet, and I know that's a big thing for you over in India

But goddamn dude. Just not this fucking coin, not this fucking thread. Fuck off until they pay you for the next coin to shill FUD.

If it was a scam it would've sold into the ground today lmao. $700 rebound to $1100, DEF scam. Early holders got their bags out for middle ground profiteers to pick up.

Go tell that to your elder who raped your sister and maybe he'll help you understand economics

>>20824063
>reddit spacing
Nice try. Subtle, will probably catch newfags
Enjoy your scam everyone. This who you’re giving money to. And just FYI, he didn’t respond to a single argument about it being a scam and a copy contract with $0 locked in it because it is all true. It is literally all on chain
Do not buy into this unless you want to get dumped on by this cockroach

>>20824168

I've been on 4chan since 2008 you stupid fucking rat

Do you have some sort of issue with proper fucking English grammar you shitskin?

>>20824168
Hey look I type all the dumb fucking bullshit I want to spew in one gigantic dickfuck wall because I didn't pass the 4th grade

>>20824233
>>20824207
U mad

>>20824266

>>20824266

>>20817099
>YFII, token copying the hugely successful YFI that’s been making strides in the DeFi world, has popped up on Balancer and caused a massive stir in the community. Launched on July 26, the protocol claims to be “a fork and better version” of YFI, currently offering a 10% weekly ROI in USD and a 532% APY for staking yCRV.
>YFII is a fork of YFI with continuous farming of its tokens, unlike YFI, which had only one week of distribution to liquidity providers. YFII follows a Bitcoin-like halving approach for yield distribution, with the exception that yields are halved weekly.

it's dumping

>>20825477

No it's not lmao.

It went $1050 to $700 earlier in the span of 45 seconds. Just be calm buddy.

I bought one yfii. Hope I can flip easy 2x

>>20817099
Metamask cucked me from buying this early. Not gonna chase a rally now. I knew about it from the uniswap fresh listing alerts group when it was fucking $3.91

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>>20825971
Misses opportunity.

Proceeds to dig up FUD which has since not valid and is old.

Sorry you missed out on it. COPE.

>>20826644
He’s pointing out that he got bogged by metamask. Chill your tits.

i misread, sincerely sorry you missed out anon.

Sup bois, who else still here?

>>20827089
Go to bed anon

YFII, YFIII, YFIIII, etc, are chink scam forks of YFI. Make sure you only buy the real thing

last night I was promised a 50x

then the thread decided on 5x

now you're talking about a measly 1.5x? Who gives a fuck about a 1.5x?

>>20827376
yeah nah everyone makes thousands of dollars in a matter of mere hours you fucking silly monkey cunt give it a week

>>20827402
give it a week until what, a 1.5x?

>>20827267
I thought you were just shitposting, the chinks actually made a YFIII
https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=es&pto=aue&rurl=translate.google.com.mx&sl=auto&sp=nmt4&tl=en&u=https://m.cailu.net/article/13074991707646808.html&usg=ALkJrhhQzfmvGEaH0wpo6J4ifZIWulCiMw