/biz/ - Business & Finance

If you cant find a job you're lazy.

nah u just want those neetbux

Just enlist :^)

>>20788586
I have applied to over 60 positions since getting laid off. I have 3 years experience in my field. Maybe 2 interviews out of that that led to nothing.

>>20788447
Where do you live, friend? Are there no service or data entry jobs in your area to help keep you sustained until the economy improves*?

*economy may not improve

>>20788674
Lie on your resume

>>20788447
The Valvoline instant oil change by my house is hiring according to the sign out front, why don't you try there?

>>20788447
It is easier to get a job once you have a job. Start with a shitty mcJob at a fast food restaurant, or do a really crappy position in your field. It will make getting hired easier.

>>20788447
i've got 2 interviews this week anon, what do you do?

>>20788447
And yet, the stock market is soaring. Welcome to clownworld.

>>20788674
If you seriously applied to 60 places & only 2 called back then something about your resumes screams "I suck"

Become a hobo

You need to walk into Goldman Sachs, look the secretary in the eye, give her a firm handshake, and ask for a job. Say you'll work weekends and that you're very reliable.

Just got a grad job yesterday in only 5 applications. Git gud

>>20788447
>>20789235
This is actually true. The firm handshake is very important. Have you tried practicing your handshakes with friends and family? You don't want to be limp wristed or clammy. How's your handshake anon?
If you try for that Valvoline instant oil change job, you're going to want a firm handshake right at the beginning and right after. Also say "sir" a lot, and always mention how reliable you are, and how much you want to work there. Oh and eye contact, but not too much or it's weird.
Just be a straight shooter

>>20789235
we elbow bump nowadays

>>20788674
Try making your resume easy to read. Make it simple and to the point.

>>20789484

no one shakes hands anymore. now what boomer

>>20788447
I'm a Black man with two high-paying jobs. But you can't even get hired at Walmart. God is good LOL

>>20788447

>>20790226
drug dealing and pimping dont count

>>20788447
walk into the office, look the secretary in the eye, give her a firm handjob, and ask for a job.

>>20788674

You are a crap person. Go make my fries. Stop trying to work with people who do real work, because you obviously can't. Go farm or warm the sidewalk outside home depot.

Technically, it does. I'm a retail and hospital pharmacist hahaha

>>20790248
this looks comfy... for a kidnap

>>20789235
goldman sachs is a bucketshop jew crime syanagogue and they are all going to jail and or being killed off. the current head of goldman sachs is a jew of course and a wanna be techno dj who robs countries and lines up money laundering for other jew criminals. they are all going down. The new government is going to crack down on jew criminals harder than hitlers favorite croatian slaughterhouse general on a meth binge

>>20788447
Have you picked yourself up by your boot straps yet? How is your handshake? I hope you give good eye contact.

>>20788674
Pretend you are retarded and get gov gibs. live the neet life friend

>>20790226

>>20790332
>Have you picked yourself up by your eye straps yet? How is your strapsshake? I hope you give good handboot.

That's how you sound

>>20790226
you are nigger filth scum riding on the coattails of affirmative action college diversity quotas and antiwhite hiring policies. Your days are done. get shot nigger or leave usa. your choice

>>20790392
MODERATE YOUR LANGUAGE

>>20789063
This

>>20790412
you cant stop the massive amount of revenge that is coming for niggers. unstoppable enlightenment of the first world. NIggers and hindus and jews can leave or die.

>>20788447
Stop lying. First step to becoming employed.

>>20790457
They won't have the option to leave.

>>20790363
>>20790299
Is this real?

>>20790303
>i'm a productive member of society
>just look at how productive i am
>everything i say or post is toxic and makes the world a worse place
thinking_emoji

>>20790374
>>20790392
Seeeeeethe

>>20790332
This is legit good advice. Along with remembering to smile.

>>20789484
Theres literally nothing wrong with referring to everyone you interact with as sir.

>>20788447
theres always cooking jobs. Get a hospitality qualification.

Start rapping OP

>>20788674
most of the time places only advertise positions because they have rules that they have to even though they plan to just promote existing staff down the chain, generally the only legitimate advertisements are the left over entry level shit at the bottom of this chain

>>20790493
Seriously you can live neet comfy I mean... sneed

>>20789145
This nigga has never worked a day in its life

>go to home depot
>rent some tools
>learn a skill
>get a job
You dont even need to drop 10k on a trade school

>>20788447
I’m a dialysis tech, and I’m not gonna glorify it because the hours and days are long and hard, but..

It only requires a high school diploma, it has on the job paid training, and a ton of overtime if you so desire.

I’m a preceptor now, and make $21/hr. I own my own place in a major city by myself, and have a nice reliable car (2018 Honda Civic)

Nothing about it is fancy, but it’s sustainable and reliable. As long as you’re not a complete moron it isn’t a difficult job.

>>20790387
That's what he said, yes

>>20788447
>I need a job
Don't know this feel tbqhwyf lmoa

>give him an interview, then stop returning his calls

>>20790890
Bogged

Bezos is always looking for more slaves

>>20788447
Just create your own job bro

>>20790736
Is it hard to get in without any medical background? Do you work normal hospital hours or is it like an 8 hour job? My girl wants a job and can't find anything, I keep pushing her to consider medical stuff and it sounds pretty cool. Also I don't know shit about renal so if they train her I could have someone to pester every time the damn nxtstage or prisma starts honking at me. My training on it was a joke. Follow the instructions on screen and if that doesn't work wake up the on call dialysis nurse or nephrologist.

>>20789094
might just

>>20788447
Where I leave there are alot of jobs that need to be filled but most are wageslave jobs under $50k yearly. So why would people want to wageslave knowing that the future is fucked?

>>20790457

>>20788447
I know that feel. I've been unemployed since last year. Last interviews I was supposed to have were for crummy government jobs. Didn't go because of one key thing.
>marrying people
The cheapest possible way to get married, not even a courthouse. The issue being I will not be forced to marry homosexuals. Thus I didn't waste my time going only to end up getting the job and the first two people end up being two homos, lesbos, or some mentally ill/demon possesed people who chopped off their genitials/added genitals that do not belong. Knowing how things have gone for me I'd probably get that and quit on the spot. Yeah I'm not about to be pricked with a needle for pre employment testing and having my blood sucked out only to quit in less than a month again. It's the only jobs that have asked to interview me over the last few months. One wanted to interview me back in May....but the interview date was on a day I already had something scheduled. It was the only day they were interviewing too. One more interview this year but clearly they passed on me.

>>20790999
I got in because I was an EMT originally and transported patients to dialysis centers all day and got cozy with the staff at one particular facility. However, I’ve trained people with 0 experience, but in their defense they were going to school for a medical-centric degree of some sort.

I think you’d at least get an interview with 0 experience but with the right aspirations in your resume’s tonality.

It’s more like hospital hours. You *can* work 16 hour days, and then work two 16 hour shifts and one 8 hour shift to hit your 40 and work 3 days a week. Or, like me, you can work two 12’s and two 8’s. The 16’s are too much for me anymore, so I don’t really prefer them but that’s just me.

My company offers a tuition assistance program if you wanted to pursue your RN, but you still have to hit 32 hours to receive the full benefit of (I think) $5,500 tuition assistance/year.

If that’s what she wanted to do, it would definitely be a great point to bring up an interview, because managers love getting longevity in staff, and the company considers the human investment worthwhile.

Work days start at 4am, so keep that in mind.

Like I said, the hours are pretty brutal, but that’s healthcare for you. If you target your resume in the right way, you have a decent chance of getting your foot in the door for sure

>>20791111

>>20790363
How do I do this? I'm clearly pathetic and my mind is quite weak that stress induces health issues for me. Even got diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder at the hospital when i went in for an unrelated health issue. I don't really get treated well at workplaces either and mainly get taken advantage of or used as a laughing stock/punching bag. At wprkplaces the only employees that seem to lookout for me are older motherly women (eg. last workplace i had these two old ladies (black and latina women) backing me up whenever my former boss (younger female) tried pulling shit. Not the first place where the older women see me as a son either....

Pls halp I never want to wageslave again. Also i have no medical insurance as I've been unemployed since last year

>>20791153
Sounds pretty good, thank you. I don't really know anyone to try and help get the resume pushed through but I could put out some feelers. She's talked about nursing before so tuition assistance is perfect. Hopefully the places around me have it too. Girls look so cute in their little scrubs. Except for the old and fat ones, then it's gross.

>>20788674
Did you suck his cock?

>>20791252
yeah unsurprisingly the higher you climb up in corporate culture, the more ruthless people get. they can't tolerate weakness in themselves, what makes you think they'd forgive it in you?

your best bet is to learn community sales and make art to sell. that or get a low-interaction job like IT or, if you can afford to go back to school, web development/code monkey shit til you graduate to real software engineering

I was looking for a job then I found a job

And heaven knows I'm miserable now.

>>20788447
stop being lazy goyim

>>20791678
this is bait right? jews dont work ever they steal money with paperwork and other jews helping them commit fraud via institutions

>>20791602
>finally get job that can pay for a solo living situation
>job takes up 45-50 hours/week and more if you include continued education
>barely get to spend 10 hours/week doing things you want to do in the place you pay out the ass for
sad thing is that its always been this way in the modern west. by the time you can afford happiness, you've sacrificed everything. three to five years just so you can be free of roommates and spend the rest of your young life living for the weekend.

>>20788447
There is always SUTER staking desu

Work at Domino's until you find a new job my dude. I wish I would've done that after college. Would've saved me a bunch of money.

>>20789123
there could be an actual civil war happening in america and the stock market could be booming, tradefags gonna trade

>>20790329
>goldman sachs
>jewish
no fuckin way

>>20790550
link mixtape G

>>20791748
you better be putting that money to work or get real comfortable working just to go to bed and get up and do it again

>Working
>2020

lmao

>>20792016
This, but unironically.

>>20792016
I mean I cant argue with this I havent worked this entire year really. 1 month in I may have had a job but then I was furloughed and started collecting unemployment gibs

>>20788447
Makes yourself a job.

Don't be a low IQ poor fag, seriously. Get the fuck outta here with this bs.

>>20788674
Don’t worry, I am north 500 applications since January, with 7 years of experience and a Master’s degree. I guess it depends a lot on location, but my impression is that times are rough right now.

>>20792851
what industry?

>>20793259
Tech.

>>20788447
go stock shelves overnight at a supermarket

start growing oyster mushrooms and sell them at a farmers market. pretty cheap to start (like 300 bucks) and make a good profit for not much work (just daily maintenance and preparation

>>20790517
*woman walks in*
>hello sir

>>20790329
Based

I hate my job, have 40k in crypto and want to live of my gains. But I'm afraid I will end up like OP.

>>20790587
based sneedposter

I just work in a warehouse.

Keeps me active. 19,000 steps a day
15 dollars an hour.

But people are getting corona virus left and right..

I go to work with a face shield and mask

>>20796066
this i aint gettting no job if it gets me the coronavirus

>>20790329
>and a wanna be techno dj

made me laugh when I saw that retard DJ at some AWS reInvent talk. The absolute state of golden slacks.

Get into the transit industry if you're in a mid-size town >100k people. Preferably get in paratransit and cart elderly and disabled people around. that's what i do and it's pretty comfy. The passengers are alright and grateful that we're still running. Been doing this for about 2 years and am already up for promotion to a comfy upper management position. And i graduated college with history/polisci. Just pull yourself up by the bootstraps retard.

Is 150k in crypto gonna be enough for me to make it?
Wageslaving is really starting to take its toll on my mental health

I resigned from my job yesterday ($170k/yr), you can have it.

>>20793492

take the MS off your resume and apply to McDonald's. Make sure your availability is "anytime."
problem solved.

>>20788447
who needs job just hold tendies and collect tendibux

>>20790457
Wishful empty thinking, while you're trying to purge us niggers the Chinese, Android, and Jew NWO forces will be gearing up to purge any weakened race war survivors.

White boi, If you want a fighting chance you better stay in your fucking isolationist compound if you know what's good for ya instead fooling around with niggers.

I won't be going to Africa, Nosiree. Imma bugout then simply scavenge the remains of all you blistering retards, and become true meek inheritor of the golden age. Also, I'll naturally have the sexual/reproductive rights to any Asian women still alive at that time.