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I just transferred my entire life savings into Coinbase pro.

The funds will arrive in 3-5 days. How fucked am I? What are the odds I will be left in the dust in the next 3-5 days?

>> No.20784320

>>20784251
Next 3-5 days, you are 100% fucked.
Next 3-5 weeks, you are 65% fucked.
Next 3-5 months, you are 20% fucked.

>> No.20784324

Just make it increase in value instead of decrease and you will be fine, that’s what I would do

>> No.20784382

>>20784251
Anon, I..

>> No.20784393

>>20784324
I will try this!

>> No.20784408

>>20784251
from my experience it's more like a week's wait for ACH. If you actually need it ASAP you do a wire transfer for 30 dollars.
Either way I always keep some money in coinbase pro so I can buy opportunistic dips and such

>> No.20784429

>>20784251
You are now property of the Internal Revenue Service

>> No.20784446

>>20784408
>ACH
I cant believe we still have to do this shit now that crypto is mainstream.

>> No.20784452

yikes

>> No.20784453

>>20784251
Next time buy usdc on Coinbase then transfer to Coinbase pro.

>> No.20784464

>>20784408
OH FUCK IT IS A WEEK!

Im fucked

I tried to wire, but my bank has a limit of $10k, but I wanted to wire $20k

>> No.20784477

>>20784251
>i transferred $50 into Coinbase pro

>> No.20784486

OP, never go all in. Don't be a retarded, impulsive dopamine-depleted pre-teen.

You're a grown up. Keep at least 10% in gold or USD (EUR/JPY is better though).

>> No.20784487

>>20784251
Sometimes it’s for the better

>> No.20784497

>>20784453
still have to wait 4 days for that no?

>> No.20784498

>>20784251
you’re one week late

>> No.20784505
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20784505

>>20784251

Don't gamble on crypto. Buy gold and silver stocks.

>> No.20784540

>>20784505
I have 185 oz of silver I bought between 16-19$. DOnt want to buy now

>> No.20784576

>>20784540

Silver stocks have massive leverage to the price of silver. SILJ is up 180% since the March lows, as against 75% in the price of silver. Far better to put your money in that than in crypto if you want larger gains.

>> No.20785583

>>20784251
did you panic, again?

>> No.20785614

>>20784251
Make sure you get ETH and LINK

>> No.20785730

So glad to live in EU for this crypto shit, don't get taxed on every transaction and we have SEPA transactions. I'm a dual citizen too, based.

>> No.20785772

>>20784251
It’s for your own protection sweetie

>> No.20786086

Go 100% xrp with as much leverage as you can

>> No.20786098

>>20785730
>calling yourself based
cringe

>> No.20786124

>>20786098
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