/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20755889
yet somehow the value of my stack is the exact same despite the price decrease
it's magic

>tfw I never bought AMPL and I don't even know what it is and what is does, despite thousands of threads on /biz/.

>>20755889
>He doesn't know how rebases work

>>20755889
THIS IS WHAT STABLECOINS DO THIS IS THE FUTURE STUPID FUDDER!!!

Stop selling guys seriously

>>20755924
based anon who doesn't know what gains he's missed

>>20755889
He thinks it's his money after getting taxed ion every rebase.
>Knock knock.
>Who's there?
>Agent cooper from the IRS
>We want to ask you some questions about some recent cryptocurrency sales on your Coinbase account
>Fuck
>Where did you get so much money?
>I held something called AMPL
>where did you get the money to buy it?
>I started with a small amount
>You cashed out a ton of ETH, where did you get it?
>I traded my AMPL for it.
>I see no records of you receiving additional payments of AMPL.
>Well they just rebase it and it kept growing like an airdrop
>So they give you new coins every few days because you already have some? sounds like a ponzi.. anyhow I don't see that here..
>Well officer, it's like a stock split you know?
>Sir, cryptocurrency is not a stock. It cannot be "split" anymore than dividend disbursements can be considered a "split".
>Additionally, the law New coins received through an airdrop are taxed as ordinary income.
>How would you like to pay your delinquent tax liability? We don't take internet tokens.
>Fuck.

>>20755889
AMPL gets so much fucking volume its insane. Prepare for the next cycle, it begins anew.

>>20755924

imagine realizing that you missed a lot of gains because not DYOR

>>20755918
This

>>20755889
I just received 33000 AMPL - is this what snorting cocaine makes you feel like?

and the market cap keeps going up

it works as intended

nobody in ampl thinks this is that crazy dude.. what does a retrace have anything to do with it being a ponzi or not lol

Why is this fucking coin down 30 percent every other day,?

>>20756069
It's not... its at 650m mcap right now lol

>>20756069
Because its the stablecoin of the future, not stable at all

>>20755986
dont worry this exact same copypasta every fucking AMPL thread

>>20756069
>>20756094


you guys do know its only down 15% from its all time high right?

>>20755986

Imagine not wanting to make profits because you might have to pay cap gains taxes..

>>20756088
this
its a market cap project
Its built so all tokens are released and stays stable at $1

guys why isn't it fucking dumping, I am ready to fucking buy in at $1.50 so hard, i've been waiting since I sold after at the bottom of the $4 run fucking RREEEEEEE

>>20756088
Every 3 days there are ampl wojaks. Are you guys sure you're in the green?

>>20756135
I know... im just... im looking at some of these peoples comments and thinking... do they still... after all this time... not understand AMPL lol

>>20756121
You do know that this is the opposite of a stable coin right? Thats all I’m saying. Its horrifically failing its usecase

>>20756164
You should really read the white papers, it might actually educate you.

>>20756106
The same pasta that has never been refuted. Just owning this shitcoin will fuck your finances beyond repair.

>>20756164
i cant tell if youre joking.

Its aim long term is to stabalize as it grows its mcap and liqudiity, unlil then its gnna be highly volatile.

For example, once it hits $2.22 today itll be at its ATH again.

You absolute fucking tard, jesus christ

>>20756220

>>20756274
>He thinks the IRS doesn't care that he is breaking tax law.
Don't be an example.

>>20756220
Please enough with the tax fud it is literally embarrassing ... focus on the real fear uncertainty and doubt about human intelligence, what ampl is exposing about people's inability to learn what the protocol does and are losing money because they think its going down lol

>>20756200
>>20756229
Keeping coping and denying reality. This will break DeFi therefore won’t be used there. Won’t be used by any exchanges because its not actually stable. Enjoy your volatile ponzi scheme while it lasts!

>>20756229
ampl shills go full schizo when you explain their shitcoin is a ponzi not a stablecoin. it takes a real retard to even get conned into this

>>20756366
at this point i think you're trolling lol

>>20755889
it's so weird having to weather out the latest scam and flood of threads about it month after month

>>20756376
>Harvard, Stanford and Oxford are apparently all backing and advising a ponzi scheme

>>20756366
Everything in crypto is volatile you absolute tard. The price of AMPL will stabalize when the market cap gets super high. When you look at the value of this coin look at the market cap. This coin is percentage based.

>>20756597
>all literal ponzi schemes

>>20755924
based

>>20755986
>OH NO TAXES REEEEEE

>>20756606
Not everything in crypto claims to be a stablecoin!

>>20756447
You would've made it if you invested in this coin a month ago

>>20756810
>everything is a ponzi scheme and you are the greater fool

>>20757092
why has noone here made it then? Because this scam constantly dumps on them? Founder dump incoming BTW

the next 48 hours are unironically squeeky bum time for deluded Ampies

>>20757148
Because everyone here considers the 7-10 mil. zone 'making it'. There are many wealthy people on this board by normal standards.

First time I've ever wanted to know - how do you mute/ignore certain threads? Really tired of this ponzi clogging the feed.

>>20757216
see the little filter link on the right of the catalog? Luckily this pozni will self destruct soon and the amplet posts will stop as well. You don't see much about HEX anymore... people get burnt out on these obvious ponzies pretty quickly.

>>20756151
The wojaks are posted by retards who don’t understand the basic principle upon which AMPL is built. $1 EOY is not a joke. The price is down 30% today and I still made money on this today through rebase and the geyser.

>>20757319
>HEX
>Ponzi

Nope. Lol, we tried to tell them. DYOR.

>>20758150
These shitcoin chasers are getting themselves into a whole heap of legal trouble. I know a fraud investigator.. they start with the scam founders, then they go after the largest shills and supporters. you better delete some twitter accounts and hope they can't find you.

Sold my fucking stack at 2.77. Crypto noobs get owned! I'll probably buy back in a few weeks when the price dips under 1.25

> rebasing means it goes up forever!

This reminds me of chaincoin. Just keep pumping the price guys we'll live off masternodes forever!