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Hang in there.

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>> No.20693426

>>20693225
Shut up Rajesh

>> No.20693618

>>20693225
Love you op

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>>20693618

>Gives big huggy wuggy to IExec baguette holders

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Here to fuel the moon rocket

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>> No.20694116

>>20693225
i bought at $0.2 its all fun and games for me

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I'm really out here

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>>20693225
>>20693273
>>20693618
>>20693644
>>20693664
>>20693704
>>20694116
>The year is 2024
>Toe-sniffing has become a profession after scientists discovered that foot odor predicts breast cancer with 99.9% accuracy.
>RLC bagholders all become toe-sniffers.
>Literally the untouchables in society, sniff the feet of their mistress and the latter's daughters everyday except occasionally taking a nibble out of their painfully rationed MREs.
>itsallsotiring.rlc
>One day
>Toe-sniffer accidentally licks his young mistress's feet
>Young mistress instinctively stomps the toe-sniffer into a state of unconsciousness
>Runs to her linkholder daddy with tears in her eyes
>"Daddy! Metha Non's tongue touched my sole!"
>Link quadrillionaire flies into a fit of rage
>"How dare that RLCuck taint my daughter's feet with his saliva?"
>Decides to euthanize toe-sniffer, in accordance to the terms of the smart contract (running on Chainlink, of course)
>Toe-sniffer dies from lethal injection
>His children, legally in the possession of the Link quadrillionaire, end up on sale in the Wuhan flea market
>Humans are now on sale after a niche group of Chainchinks pressured the government to legalize cannibalism.
>Linkholder goes through the paltry possessions of his former employee for auction.
>Finds a Quantum Cryptowallet still running on 1.0
>Becomes curious
>Extracts internal data through the latest iris projector technology.
>Sees a 87000 RLC make it stack worth $100
>Throws away entire wallet in utter disgust.
>$100 can only buy you a cup of coffee.

>> No.20694254

>>20693225
I already dumped on the fucks who bought at 1.6 top kek see ya next year

>> No.20694265

>>20694254
See ya buddy