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It's kind of interesting how Noone really cares about this. Must be real.

>>20665878

Yep.

why are they saying this now?

>>20665878
The worst would be disproving ayyys altogether, no-one wants that. A universe should always contain some intelligent lifeforms, somewhere, surely

>>20665878
>no one really cares

Let me put it this way.
>in the last 20 years, ownership of HD cameras and video recorders skyrocket
>clear, 100% undeniable and good quality video and picture evidence of cryptids, UFO’s and other paranormal nonsense everybody knew was bullshit magically ceases to exist

Nobody cares because it’s not real and it was made clear during the smartphone boom. Everyone knows the government is coming out with this as a distraction from covid.

>>20665725
This has nothing to do with chainlink

>>20665999
Witnessed.
And stay gone, spaceniggers. We're fucking FULL and these stinkies are NOT yours.

>>20665999
checked but there's actually video, see the nimitz incident that was recently declassified.

AAAAYYYYYYYY

>>20665999
Yeah, retard? Try filming a plane with your smart phone. Not easy, is it? Now try it at night.

>>20665999
Checked and correct.

>>20666044
AYY LMAO
also checked

>>20666040
He’s talking about casual recordings by randoms on YouTube or Facebook or whatever

>>20665999
I like your digits but would suggest that covid itself is a smokescreen for something even bigger. What that is I don’t know but it must be a fucking doozie

>>20666044
Ayy lmao

imagine they just beamed up all the blacks and flew them off to another planet haha

>>20665999
>>20666068
check out MrMBB333 on youtube for sky phenomena / ayylmaos
https://www.youtube.com/c/MrMBB333/videos

>>20666068
no shit but his argument is ayys don't real because there's no videos, when there is in fact a video. just because its harder to hoax and there are subsequently less obvious hoaxes doesn't necessarily mean ayys aren't out there. i realize the nimitz video proves nothing in my favor as well his argument is just gay.

>>20666068
you try putting a random original 'ayyys just flew over my house' vid on youtube, see exactly how long before a black van arrives at your door demanding the original footage and telling you to wave goodbye to mom for a while.

>>20665999
Checked
Space Force
Build the space wall
And keep the aliens out

>>20666044
Lol. I misread this as “otherworldly gayyys”

>>20665999
there actually is a good video of bigfoot
>https://youtu.be/KdDu9s9dYwE

>>20666044
AYYYYY LMAO

>>20665999
I've actually seen a few of the lights that you see in the videos back in 2017, they're real but, I felt like it would have been disrespectful to record it so I just looked at it hover over me and decided to not go to school that day.

>>20666348
kek

>>20665988
What if FTL travel is impossible no matter what level of technology?

>>20665725

So some aliens are orbiting the Earth in their flying saucer, studying humanity through their instruments.

After a while, one turns to the other and says, "Man, what a primitive species! They'll never get off this rock."

"I know," says the other. "They haven't even exterminated their Jews yet!"

>>20666129
Ayyyyyy

>>20666548
Literally Rick and Morty humour. You may take that as an insult, or compliment your choice

>>20666570
>reddit show
>naming the Jew

How to profit from naivete?

>>20666511
That’s the scariest prospect.

>>20666570
>rick and morty humor
>anti-semitic
pick one

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666350
Well, looks more legit than my girlfriends orgasms

>>20666605
I’d argue that’s it’s our best hope for survival

>>20665725
CIA made up the greys in the 60s to test people's gullibility. Now lots of rich investors are getting returns from media like Gaia. Such nonsense, but surely all the plebs swallow hook and sinker.

>>20665725
You must be a fucking retard to believe Ayyyys with such intergalactic traveling capabilities at speed of light would crash into a tiny marvel like that

>>20666044

AYY LMAO

>>20666040
>retards who never believe the government about anything suddenly hold up government video as undeniable evidence that couldn’t possibly be faked

Conspiritards change narratives like the wind

Aliens do not exist anon.

>>20665999
ayyylmao
I won't tell anyone your secret.
no need to lie about it.

>>20665999
what does this have to do with chainlink??

>>20666044
AYYYYY LMAO

>>20666103
>flew them off to another planet
Can we just launch them into space? They don't need a destination

>>20666600
>>20666609
There are some jew jokes in R&M, they just don't say it outright

>>20665725
good proves FTL all I care about

>>20665915
This is the question. Also, no way they are telling the truth

>>20665725
all in on asteroid mining, ITT SPACEX when it goes public

>>20665999
TR-3B above a US military base in Oregon.
Thought to be the source of the triangle UFO sightings.

>>20666350
>>20665999
>if I can't see it, it doesn't exist
Literal brainlet tier "logic" and waste of trips.
Kill yourself

Don’t look into this. Ever

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666980

I saw this flying low on the 4th in denver. Should not have been out exoosed like that

>>20667123
They don't care anymore, because Trump is going to reveal it to the public.

>>20666044
>>20667120
forgot pic

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20665999
Behold, the mind of the midwit. Ngmi.

Military actually is probably pretty pissed everyone has an HD camera in their pocket and they can't fly their toys very far anymore. Back in the late 90's the government took over a mountain at groom lake to hide from being photographed.

>>20665999
Agree about the vid thing, funny how despite everyone having a camera on them at all times suddenly all those janky footage of ufos, bigfoot, ghosts, nessie suddenly dry up..disagree about reason for this news though..i think they are seeing america is on the brink of fracturing and they are trying to bring the public away from the edge of the cliff by diverting attention away from their politics squabblings

>>20666044
ayy lmao

>>20667141
hope so

AYYYY LMAO

>>20666511
I mean FTL is not necessary if Relativity is true at full scale. Aslong as you can move fast enough and exorbitantly long trip for earthfags would be barely noticeable for spacefags.

>>20666697
Absolute bollocks. Gaia is also shit tier.

>>20665999
There are plenty of videos. Everyone just assumes they're all always fake. It doesn't help that they're usually bad quality and difficult to identify because smartphones and household cameras are terrible at photographing objects in the stratosphere from the ground. Most people aren't looking at the sky anyway.

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20667449
I've seen craft in person. If people actually still believe we're alone alone, I've got a fedora in Brooklyn to sell them.

I firmly believe earth is under galactic quarantine. Why? And here's the real redpill: We're the space niggers.

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666044
AYYLMAO

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCTTq0q4h-A

>>20667491
theres zero possibility that we're alone in the universe. there is other intelligent life out there on planets in the sweet spot of the star...evolution is one of the only constants in this world and its stupid to believe only WE evolved enough to become sentient.

>>20665725
If aliens exist, do they believe in the most widely believed religions on earth. If not what is their philospohy/goals. If they are technologically advanced or have powers that our beyond our understanding, they must have had to go through our same process of religions and shit.

itd be based if we found a bunch of aliens and over the years people just started fucking them as a joke then theres tons of porn where people are raping the shit out of aliens and everyone in the comments on pornhub are "hahah ayyy lmaooo hahaha"

They’re demons. Read “Childhood’s End.”

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20668156
They are demons so they believe in Christianity because it is the only correct religion.

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20665725
How much Suterusu do the aliens hold?

>>20668263
Based and Arthur C Clarke pedo Mason pilled.

They're not just demons, but they are interdimensional

you retards realize this puts the entirety of religion into question?

these entities do NOT believe in Jesus or Muhammad or the Shekels

the confirmation of extraterrestrial life means every religious text was wrong.

>>20668688
>Every other intelligent species had God come down in human form to teach them way of Christ
>Their federation makes contact with earth
>During the diplomatic missions, the topic of galactic religious belief is brought up.
>Everyone one of them believes in their planet's version of Christianity
>"Yes, our God became incarnate as one of us and lived among us for 90 years before ascending to the heavens."
>"Why are you guys looking at us like that? Did that not happen here too?"

>>20665878

no one cares because we already know and because literally everyone can see that this is just a distraction from jizzlane

>>20665725
Mods delete this shit or be vaporized from this shitty planet

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20665725
lol you believe these politicians?

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20667053
At least now I know the entity playing with our post numbers is related to them.

>>20665725
you are retarded if you believe UFOs are anything other than secret government projects

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20668791
religion is questionable if this is all true. you cannot decide what they believe in

>>20665915
they’ve been told something is coming and so the desensitizing has commenced

>>20668286
a tru old fag right here

imagine you’re a super intelligent hyper advanced life form. your kind has long since mastered the complexity of space and inter dimension travel; an achievement which required the complete purification of your species and the omittance of all emotions. only a constant state of bliss and knowledge is all that washes over you and your alien brothers. now, imagine one of your advanced brothers suggests you and your crew take a trip down the the universes equivalent of a waffle house. just to look around. imagine that.

>>20666044
>AYY LMAO
AYY LMAO

>>20665725
1st for space Nazis

>>20666044
CHECKED AND AYY LMAO.

>>20665999
There’s more paranormal/UFO footage every single year both in low quality (hurt why footage so bad it must be fake) and high definition (wow so clear that looks fake also ufos don’t look like that even though they aren’t real).

>>20666511
we dead

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666044
AAAAAYYYY LMAO

>>20666044
AYY LMAO FOR DA GAINZ

>>20666044
AYYY LMAO

>>20666078
Ya it was a distraction for the market to make the sharpest V ever. Also remember those constant 1000 point swings on the dow? that was just to brace everybody for the volatility that was "unlike anything anyone has seen."

>AYY LMAO

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666044

AYY LMAO

Reminder that air speed record did not stop getting broken in the 60s and you should not even bat an eye at a craft travelling 10,000km/h in 2020
Its never aliens

They are mostly future humans using time travel devices.

But the Pentagon wont tell you that.

>>20669431

They're mostly bears doing what bears actually do, when humans aren't watching, forcing them to pretend to catch fish and stuff

>>20666478
Same here

>>20669431
sauce?

>>20666044
checked and AYY LMAO

>>20665725
Those crafts might not be made on earth but they are man made. Element 115 AKA moscovium is probably made off earth and so are these crafts. Most likely there is a break away society like the the scientific one in Antarctica. I saw those giant black triangle crafts known as TR3Bs. It was surreal and they were unlike anything I've ever seen but after years of trying to learn everything I could about them and I can say these are 100% man made. The government's technology is years ahead of what the public has access to. If you want to make money off this invest in Tesla and Lockheed plus a bunch of smaller companies like MVIS.

>>20668343
cringe

>>20668109
>doesn't know
>zero possibility
Brainlets and probability.

Chainlink saturn memes did this.

>>20668972
Its a joke about how only human's murdered their version of Jesus, you tone deaf autist.

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20665999
>implying covid wasn't the distraction
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>20665725
Aliens will likely be amused at our Suterusu tech
Then mainnet will launch and we will defeat them!

>>20665999
>Everyone knows the government is coming out with this as a distraction from covid.
exactly. also checked

>>20666129
>advance tech
>travel light years
>ship nav gets fucked by solar flare
>crash on planets of apes
>apes record you naked and dying
>apes to stupid to use omni-healer in ship
ayyy lmao

>>20666044
Worth a shot ayyyylammmooooooo

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666044
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

>>20666044
AYY LASMO CHECKED ENAD CKKEKED

>>20669884
>element 115

>>20666020
That's where you're wrong

>>20666044
ayy lmao

>>20668921
No. If you'd looked into this in any depth you'd wouldn't make such lukewarm generalisations. Many government projects yes, but the phenomena goes way beyond humanity.

AYY LMAO

Based

gretor threnbeurg

CALLING ALL SPACE NIGGAS

>>20672428
> Space niggers
Can crash on the moon but fuck off we're full

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20667521
too based

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20668688
That doesn't follow at all you fucking moron.

>>20666044
Ayy lmao

>>20665999
I saw something when I was younger and together with friends who saw the same thing. It was low enough to see clearly, fast enough and silent enough to know that it wasn't something that it was something officially in any countries inventory. I still don't know what it was but that is OK. Just know there is some weird shit out there and that you do not need an explanation for everything.

>>20665999
I'm going to check your and acknowledge your trips, however, as others have said, video is now useless as "evidence", because along with the era of everyone having a phone, came the era of everyone also having a special-effects studio on their desk.

Hundreds of hours of "paranormal nonsense" are uploaded to YouTube all day every day and nobody cares, because everyone assumes that everything is fake (and much of the time, they're right).

>>20672585
It was low enough to see clearly, fast enough and silent enough to know that it wasn't something that is "officially" in any countries inventory.*

>>20668688
if ayys believe in god too then hes 100% real and exists. the chance of two separate life forms both believing in god is very low chance

Alien niggas...

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20668802
No one seem to care about that as well.

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666511
Only feasible way for us to achieve this is through gravity propulsion. Else we will never reach higher than 10-15% of light speed with very slow acceleration.

>>20668806
How dare u this would be a job for jannies not Mods

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20666044
AYYYY LMAO

saw this and thought UFO=SAUCER=RING. Is this thread about RING token? If it's not? Then fuck off. It should be about RING token. Buy RING token. Conform to RING token.

>>20666044
ayy lmao

Buy UFO obviously

>>20665725
I just told this to my GF, she just scuffed and said it's not interesting. WHAT THE FUCK!?! WHAT DO I DO? Even if it's all fake, whatever, just the miniscule chance that this is true, should spark interest, imagine the implications for technology or our doom.

>>20665915
Because they need to slide something , literally slide threads but on normie news.

Probably the monetary collapse or pedo blackmail shit.

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20671490
fucking kek

>>20666044
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>20666044
AYY LMAO
Pls alians give energy.

>>20665725
Alien UFOs were a meme created by the US military as cover for testing experimental aircraft during the cold war

>>20674293
Brainlet take

do space niggers have huge cocks? asking for a friend

>>20665725
They are not UFOs and there are no vehicles. They are demonic manifestations because of occult pedo shit our elites do. Have you noticed all alien encounters go away when the person invokes Jesus Christ? I wonder why is that...because theyre not ayys but demons.

>>20666044
AYY LMAO

>>20675062
Ever notice how ufo sightings are near Air Force bases?

>>20675392
>>20675634
>aciS6IST

satan confirmed behind alien psyop

>>20675392
Take your pills