/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20628864
just walk out and never come back, ghost them all
thats what I did

>>20628864
>Implying any of us are going to make it

>>20628864
suck him off

>>20628965
extremely based. what are you up to now anon?

>tell your shitty work colleagues that you/madeit/
>months later one of your former female colleagues #METOOs you

>>20628864
I'm already unemployed collecting coronabux.

>>20628864
>in meeting
>check my phone
>$1000 EOY has come
>stand up
>clear throat
>put on sunglasses
>leave directly out of the building not even stopping at my desk to get any of my shit and never come back

>>20629169
That might be a good wrinkle. I could sperg the absolute hell out and get fired so I could git dem gibs.

>telling any single solitary soul you've made it
That's a good way to lose it.

>>20628864
>I make it
>put in two weeks notice
>boss is happy for me
>work a week
>boss tells me I don’t have to come in the next week
>whole staff has a party for my going away
>shake hands with everyone and am still in contact with several of them to this day

>>20629020
I let my money work for me and enjoy the passive gains that I keep funneling into other promising investments

>>20628864
imagine telling them jack shit lol just say you're going back to school or something

>>20628864
You don't
You just leave
If you give a fuck you give your notice
If you don't you just leave
After smearing your shit everywhere

*Ting* *Ting*
All coworkers please assemle, i have an announcement to make.
FUCK N.........

>>20629222
checked and extremely based

>>20628864
>Take a break to buy a bottle of champagne
>Tell every bangable roastie ages 18-37 I "made it" and give them my number
>Walk out shortly after, still clocked in
>Never come back

>Make it
>Helicopter lands on the lawn outside work
>Laters guys, fly away with no explenation

I’d actually like to arrive late to work in a lambo and just rev it in the office car park until the prick comes out and tries to bollock me. I then tell him to wash my car (all staff members are looking out the window and filtering to outside at this point) because guess what, I bought my way onto the board of directors and I’m now your boss u piece of shit, now go get yourself a bucket and a sponge.

>>20629790
kek this one is the best by far

>>20628864
Hand in a two weeks notice with no reason or explanation for it. It's my choice, not theirs and I'm sure as fuck not letting people know I've made it.

Ask for my release
Get released
That's it

>>20629511
>opens new email
>To: Entire Company Directory

>>20629511
Checked and extremely based

>>20628864
If you are a NEET you are your own boss

>>20630033
Checked and extremely based

>>20629395
this desu

>>20628864
how can I tell myself something I already know?

Gonna send a calendar invite to him and the management team I have a small but imporntant announcement

then stand up, clink my glass and say

>FUCK JANNIES
>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK THIS COMPANY

then walk out to my new lambo

>>20629305
>this

If you start running your mouth and flashing your cash you'll only attract leeches. All your former "friends" and distant family members will hit you up, trying to squeeze whatever they can out of you. I mentioned it in a similar thread a few weeks back, but the only time you should spend any sort of money around your friends and family post making it, is if you pick up a tab at a nice restaurant or get your family member a nice gift. Even then, you should have a hard cap of $500, so you don't raise any suspicions.

>>20629511
Based and checked

So much pettiness. Give notice, be professional, try and get the digits from the broads you wanted. Go on and live well - success is the best revenge.

>>20629790
this. normie 26 y/o coworker whos into investing (boomer stocks only) asked me why i do crypto. I said i was trying to buy a helicopter off a 4k initial. need to make it come true to prove him wrong.

>>20630526
This, but Park in the EV parking with my new lambo

I will unironically poo in loo

>>20628996
NOOOO MY HECKING COINERINOS IS GONNA MAKE ME RICH NOOOOOOOOO.

I wouldn't quit. For me making it means having "fuck you" money in case I need to.

>>20630964
I wouldn’t quit either, but I own a business. Fuck, I’m never gonna make it. Don’t go into farming bros. Although the self driving tractors nowadays are great. CNHI. Too bad they let NKLA spin off.

>>20630964
Yeah, I like this one. I like my job desu. I do science n shit, I write articles. It's good stuff.

Wouldn't be bad if I also had a shitton of money on the side, science doesn't pay well unless you some sort of senior consultant or invent something (good).

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>>20630964
>>20631174
Ngmi

>>20630526
Low energy soi

>put a new conference in company calendar invite everybody
>wait until everybody assemble
>wait a bit more
>join the conference and set BBW farting compilation as camera input
>post link to join on /b/

I would change my work phone ringtone to "Ocean Man" by Ween