/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20617638

that's a man

>>20617638
How so?

>>20617744
This

>>20617831
>he doesn't know

>>20617638

George castanza would be the one to make the ultimate shitcoin. The shitcoin that all the normies buy as he makes it rich and always wears the same fucking shirt as he laughs at them all.

>>20617638
I'd smash

>>20617831
Look at George’s shirt.

>>20617638
SIGNIFICANT SHRINKAGE

>>20617638
The protagonists being eventually exposed before a court of law?

you didn't know that sergey filled in for kramer once?

The 4IR, Jerry!

>>20617957
Human Coin: A coin for humans

>>20619566
A coin that’s worth nothing? Who’d buy that?

>>20617638
George isn't fat enough to be Sergei

>>20619849
Yet.

>>20620417
wut
this either means you think the actor Jason Alexander is going to get fatter and reprise his role or you think Sergey is going to get thinner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyZPXfSqcDk&list=PLZjBaatPbm4xlVnJf0jtv3PzCkuviy9Nc&index=86

>>20617638
Take your meds

>>20620484
Yes, Jason will take the BigMacPill

This thread just gives more proof that chainlink holders/ posters on /biz/ are actual Jews who like Seinfeld

>>20620882
Yes, and? With Jews you win.

>>20620923
No. With Jews you get third world savages imported into your lands, while the Jews load them up on govt funded welfare programs and slowly they demographically take over and vote for the slave- pro jew party while the Jews use these helpful brownies as cheap labor all while promoting violence towards whites from these imported savages.

Vandelink

>>20617638
Man in plaid shirt discovers 4th industrial revolution. Of course in the example from OP the 4IR is mannequins which are a way to combine 2D and 3D womenz

>>20617957
and then he sends the exit scam funds to the wrong address

>>20621984
Man we really need modern Seinfeld with shit like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qcZ9M-QoOc

>>20621984

Who would make a wallet where you need 30 digits to open it? Whatever happened to just reaching in your pocket jerry?

100 MILLION DOLLARS, jerry!

Kramer busts through the door ; 100 million big ones?

>>20617638
George Costanza is 4chan incarnate. He even mentions Pepe in one episode.

>>20617957
He'd make Doge

Kramer would be the one to invest in crypto not George. George would outsource his job to a pajeet without telling his boss, but then somehow the boss would find out and fire George and give the pajeet George's job

>>20622853
I feel like they'd both buy but George would lose his keys and Kramer would make a lot of money but blow it all on something stupid

>>20617638
FUCK YOU SCAMMERS

>FUCK YOU

!FUCK YOU

>FUCK YOU

!FUCK YOU

>FUCK YOU

!FUCK YOU

>FUCK YOU

!FUCK YOU

>FUCK YOU

>>20622853
The pajeet could be Babu's nephew or Cousin or something

>>20622906
Kramer would buy LINK, and so would George. George would be constantly worried about the size of his stack and lose most of it trying to swing trade or by gambling on shitcoins. Kramer would make a shitload of money, crash his Lamborghini, spend the rest of his fortune on hospital bills, and be completely satisfied with this outcome.

>>20617957
george wouldn't make a coin. he'd buy at the top and cry about it for years, only to sell at the bottom.

>>20623053
George
>jerry, if I'd just held I'd be a multi-millionaire right now...all my problems, gone! a key to the citadel...all it would have taken is chainlink

Kramer
>chainlink? oh, right, I bought some link after my pal bob sacrameno mentioned it– he knows Sergey, bright kid– totally forgot about it until right now...it's worth how much?

>>20617957
vandelay coin

>>20623116
Jerry actually did that; George was the one with iron hands.

>>20621806
It's amazing just how demonic they are. Just consider what us that are aware of the Jewish question know about them.. how they conspire night and day etc, just imagine what we don't know. Its crazy to think about really.

>>20617638
just another glitch in the simulation

>>20623338
Kramer
>HOLY MOMMA IT'S UP TO $475, Jerry we gotta find my private keys. I left 'em with Carlos, y'know he used to run the taco truck in the village, he told me he'd keep 'em in his bird sanctuary- safest place in Flatbush, nobody ever goes up on those rooftops down there Jerry- now I just gotta remember which building it was..

>>20617638
Its called predictive programming

(((they))) love to do it for some reason

>>20624010
Lol

>>20617638
>Jason Parser
>Jason Alexander
Coincidence?

>>20617957
>Anons don't realize he's talking about Chainlink

>elaine and putty break up
>immediately after link skyrockets
>putty made big heard about George and Kramer getting in through Elaine
>elaine says its part her money because he knew about it through her, tries to get back together with him
>by the end they're together and she finds he's still in his old apartment with nothing new
>wait wait david where's all the new stuff i thought you would at least own this apartment
>nah i don't like expensive stuff
>so you just let your money sit there
>yeah that's right

>>20625688
kek

>>20625688
I can hear putty saying “that’s right” in my head

>>20625688
kek good shit anon

>>20622409
Seinfeld 2000. Reading people's shorthand scripts of episodes is better than watching most current television. The entire episode plays effortlessly in your head.

>>20625688
George
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE JUST LETS IT SIT THERE

Jerry
>He's a staker

Elaine
>a s-staker?

>>20626177
I was gonna post that too but I looked at the twitter and all the recent stuff seemed pretty garbage

>>20626307
Probably a lot of tryhards. I just read the best of what's been posted here. Twitter is cancer.

>>20626475
honestly the characters make writing the episodes effortless. They could have gone on like the Simpsons but they were more comfortable moving on with their lives.

>>20617638
Watching Seinfeld I wish I would have been 20 years old at the start of 1990. Building an adult life before the internet era must have been bliss.

> Kramer bursts through Jerry's door walks into the kitchen and slams his hand down on the countertop
> Kramer "Well I finally did it! I joined a cult"
> Jerry "you joined a cult? But why?"
> Kramer "gonna make me rich Jer, stinky rich! I'm a marine now"
> George "how does a cult make you rich?"
> Kramer "well first I gotta buy either a suicide stack, a make it stack, or a fuck you stack depending on how rich I wanna become!"
> Jerry "a fuck you stack, oh come on"
> Audience begins to giggle
> Kramer "it's a number cult Jerry! Dubs Trips Quads! They all mean something!"
> Audience roars with canned laughter
> Jerry "and I suppose if you get all sevens something big will happen?"
> Kramer "that's right Jerry the leader, a guy called Big Mac, will come down from the Cayman Islands on his rocket ship and take all of the marines away!"
> Jerry "what to the mental hospital?"
> Audience basically shits themselves laughing

Holy shit. Seinfeld really did predict chainlink

>>20617638
Evidence of George praying to Kek