/biz/ - Business & Finance

Can't really relate. Got about 70k worth of Chainlink I acquired as a NEET. Now I'm "studying" comp sci at university (actually do not do anything, I have the right to study there for at least 2023 which is my deadline for completing studies)

>>20609633
Meant to say 70k Chainlink, not 70k worth (much higher)

>>20609647
I have 0.2 bitcoin. Maybe I retire in 2030 when it hits a million

>>20609633
>>20609647
hey man no one cares about your scam, see you in a few years jumping off a roof when that faggot walrus rips off to moscow

>>20609543
>I’m monitored by webcam and keyloggers between 8-6 so can’t really slack off
>I need permission to go to the toilet and enter in a log how long I was away from my desk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
please tell me you're joking anon.

>>20609543

> Wah wah I have a piece of paper that says I'm smart, pay me!

No one owes you a high paid job, snowflake. Your fault for picking a degree that you thought would impress people at dinner parties over one that would give you sellable skills. Unironically learn a trade. My father is a plumber and he drives a Jaguar. Sure he has to unclog shit from pipes all day, but still beats your job lol. Laterz!

>>20609543
Larp. Post degree

>>20609647
If you managed to put like 14K into link as a student you are either already rich of just a lying fag. Kys

>>20609543
>need permission to go to the toilet and enter in a log how long I was away
gotta log them logs anon
Always Be Shittin, Quicker

>>20609923
no...

>>20609969
My field was actually booming when I first joined it. Then all the jobs got outsourced to China.

>>20609999
I posted my PhD degree here a while back. my certificate is in the attic right now and can’t be asked to get it. Just have to trust me on this dude

>>20610125
There is a limit to how many bathroom breaks I can take unless I have a medical condition

>>20609543
>serving boomers

Boomers are horrible. They are so absolutely retarded, and yet so demanding and racist. I now understand genocide because of them, and eagerly await the day they spend the rest of their lives going in and out of the hospital as the healthcare system literally takes every cent they’re worth.

>>20610381
If only corona wasn’t a hoax, more boomers could have died for the better

>>20609543
It's pretty interesting how susceptible the human mind is to peer pressure regarding suicide. Most news outlets in the US aren't even allowed to reference methods of suicide or the presence of a note because of the fear that it might lead to copycat suicides.

Just look at this article, where the guy didn't commit suicide he fell to his death.

>>20610381
>racist
>bad
Kys nufag nigger

Anon get out asap. Use your knowledge for good

>>20609543
How do you get a PhD in Physics and don't have a job landed before even finishing it?
I live in France and I've NEVER seen a PhD candidate in STEM who wasn't proposed a contract before even finishing it.
Also I would rather do anything than work in a call center, most soul crushing job I've ever seen.

>>20609543
Whats even the point of working at a call center? Of you arent applying the skills you learned with your degree, you may as well get literally any other job. Work in construction for gods sake. At least you'll make a livable wage.

>>20610322
>can’t be asked

Has PhD in Physics. Can't write a coherent sentence. You zoomers are a riot!

>>20610594
It’s different in the UK because we such high unemployment (even before the pandemic) masked by rigged statistics. The fact is the government is encouraging young people to stay in education because there are not enough jobs to go around.

>>20610607
What’s the point? Well if you put it that way, 10 years of my life spent researching and working with top scientists in the most cutting edge of physics really was pointless. But the fact is, most jobs are being outsourced to save wage costs. So you either you have to possess a really high IQ to succeed because of the low social mobility here, or take some shit job like I have.

>>20610802
If you’ve accepted such a pitiful cuck job and continue to work there despite realizing all its evils, then I hate to break it to you but you’re not intelligent and your degree ain’t worth dick.

If you want practical advice, get the first plane to sunny jersey. We’re desperate for anyone with a half a brain as too many jobs not enough young people, thank me later dipshit.

>>20610557
>knowledge for good
I need 11 published first author papers to get a job that does remotely anything “good” with my PhD. Since I’m a publet, I should have been allowed to drop out but it’s better to pass me anyway because it looks good for the university drop out rates

>>20610922
Wish I could but Trump stopped issuing H1Bs.

>>20609543
>monitored by webcam and keyloggers
>need to fill in a form to pee pee and poo poo

Jesus christ wagie have some fucking dignity and quit. I would rather shovel shit or be a NEET than put up with that

>>20609543
Im still an undergrad and Im a senior engineer an Australian company with international presence. And when I say senior, I mean I have older people with more experience working under me.

I haven't graduated because I've been working and (ab)using university mechanisms to extend my maximum time to complete my degree.

>>20610952
My parents said if I quit they’ll kick me out. Honestly I can’t blame them since I have neeted with them for the past 3 years.

>>20610955
Weird flex. Congrats? You’re better than me? Not sure if that’s what you wanted to hear buddy

>>20609543
really sorry for u bro but if you have a phd and cant find a decent job it means
a)phd is worthless
b) you are to autistic to function in real world
c)both

>>20610943
Jersey in the Channel Islands stupid. UK’s sunny crime free homogenous tax haven.

That reply proved my point, you’re just another 105 iq serf who thinks he’s above the rest and can’t figure out why he’s so low in the pecking order.

>>20610742
You sound low test and low energy. You can move to any anglo country, take a bootcamp in whatever to expand your skills, nothing to lose at this point.
You could even go on Linkedin, search some company in the field you're interested in and directly PM some engineering team guy saying you finished your PhD last year and you're passionate about whatever they do and wondered if they could hire you, just don't sound too pathetic and don't contact HR drones.
Even if they pay you like shit you can network from there.

>>20609543
I'm pretty sure you could more or less easily become a software developer

>>20609969
when hes going back to poland?

>>20611046
I’ve already figured it out I’m low in the pecking order. I have a low IQ but I don’t take it as an insult anymore desu. I just wish the government didn’t force me to waste 20% of my working like getting an education when I would have been better off doing something else

>>20611056
>>20611058
I think I said on /biz/ I tried for software dev roles. Long story short, I couldn’t make the cut. I think I was doing courses on deep learning before I stopped.

>>20610966
Get a non demeaning job if its making you miserable, you need to be in a positive frame of mind about your future and what you can achieve. Unironically learn to become a plumber or electrician. There must be people taking on apprentices near you. Either that or toughen up and put up with the call centre bullshit for the next few years and focus on other projects

I didn't get a 'good' job after leaving university either. I had the highest grade in my year in business and corporate finance from a top 10 university but I didn't get on a graduate scheme because I'm an autist and I can't talk to normies. It forced me to seek out alternative ways to become wealthy. Fast forward 9 years and I'm a self made millionaire from trading options and crypto while my university friends are slaving away soul crushing 60 hour weeks for 'prestigious' top 4 firms earning 70k a year. While I wfh in a comfy NHS job making half a million pounds in the last 4 months

Sometimes you're better off out of the rat race anon. You get into a very narrow frame of mind and fail to see the bigger picture. I unironically learned more about how the economy works from 1 week posting on biz than 3 years of university. walk your own path and you will make it

>>20609999
no1s checking those quads?
faggots all of you

>>20611125
there are philosophy bachelors, sociology masters (etc., you get the point) transitioning into software dev
you CAN make the cut

>>20610955
Why are you trying to extend the maximum time to complete your degree?

>>20611087
Again retard, stop the woe is me act.

Be pragmatic, no one forced you to do anything you just swam downstream like everyone else and now you’re dismayed the bear has taken a bite at you?

Jersey has low taxes, no crime, is homogenous and has stupid social mobility. There are literal illiterate multi millionaires here. Every second person drives a super car.

Any fuckwit can get a £26,000 starting career in finance, moving to 40-50 within 3 years.

With your PhD you might be on 30k starting. These are all cushy finance jobs with no keystroke logs and lots of highly funded corporate social events.

Stop complaining, it’s a victim mentality that will get you nowhere. Start doing research on how you’ll improve your situation, although I just gave you the blueprint to a better life.

t. Millionaire born and raised in a tax haven who fucking loves it here

>>20611155
>There must be people taking on apprentices near you
Lmao I’m too old to qualify for an apprentice here. And besides the selection rates are low like only 10 apprenticeships for 1000 applicants.

>>20611170
Yeah I know. My last interview was with a senior data engineer who dropped out of a law degree. Got rejected because I couldn’t answer a hackerrank question.

>>20611193
Pack the fuck up with your defeatist attitude, you fail before you even try when you think like that. My mate is always losing jobs and he manages to get apprentice jobs age 29 no problem

>joiner
>roofer
>electrician
>plumber
>plasterer
>welder
>cnc miller

>>20609543
Einstein had trouble getting a job with a physics degree.

>>20611190
>woe is me
You’re probably right but I don’t care anymore. I’ll probably off myself eventually

You got a PhD and decided to work in a call center? Having the paper isn't enough, no one is going to throw money at you because you went to school for eight years or so. You have to actually show initiative yourself. A PhD and you chose to work at a call center... What did you really learn, I wonder?

>>20611255
No, he was a patent lawyer which paid quite a lot.

>>20611190
Based. I would love to move to Jersey anon. What would a starter home cost there

>>20611216
that's the point; software dev jobs are fairly well paid and I'll eat my ear lobe if a physics PhD can't transition into it
it seems you're a little demoralized, maybe cut the weeb stuff, put every possible hour into learning how to program properly, build a portfolio of projects that you've build on your own (on GitHub for example) already so you can stop posting another blog on biz eventually (although I do enjoy them)

>>20611283
He wasn't a lawyer he was a clerk. low paid, brainless and tedious. He took the job specifically so he could do physics thought experiments while he worked

>>20611264
Is that all you’re taking from my posts? I charge £150 by the hour to provide financial advice and I’ve given you some scraps for free. Re-read my hastily scribbled posts and absorb something you dense prick.

>>20611305
I have a GitHub with multiple projects. Even designed dashboards that can track streaming data and store in AWS.

I think I just can’t compete in this market desu. The bar of entry is so low that it comes down to luck or connections to get through

i ve spent the last year doing construction and just got a new job in the farming industry. i now drive tractor and taueki. down 4 kilos, learning actual real world skills , and the job is actually meaningful unlike helping some retarded boomer kike figure out an h323 call

>>20611264
>start exercising, lifting and running
>eat healthily
>limit screen time to under an hour a day
>meet up with friends
>go outside and get some sun
>do some volunteer work with people who actually have a shit life because of disabilities etc and realise how lucky you really are

>>20611185
Still want to finish it, got derailed with this opportunity.

>>20610985
Dunno m8, I have no friends to talk to irl, felt like telling my frens in this armenian rock collecting forum.

>>20611347
Your hastily scribbled notes can literally be summed up as
>just be yourself

>>20611350
there's no point on earth you wouldn't get any software dev job
my room mate even applied for one knowing practically nothing about programming and started learning after he got the job
start by applying to low to mid companies (literal local whos companies may be a starting point) or doing freelancer stuff, which in turn will guarantee better positions for the future because of the real life experience

>>20609543
Just hold on for a few years, we’re about to create a pan European pseudo fascist state in opposition to China ala Huxley.
All those ceos that were reported to be leaving their jobs are already in a working group to bring this about while COVID and BLM keep the masses distracted. Don’t ask me how I know this but screencap it and thank me when it turns out true and you didn’t kill yourself and decided to kill chinks instead.

>>20611432
>there's no point on earth
*no way on earth

>>20611433
A few years is too long. I don’t think there is any anime to keep me distracted from killing my self that long. Re zero And Yahari ends in just 20 weeks... :/

>>20611432
Lmao I did. So is everyone’s grandma now with the pandemic.

>>20611286
You can’t buy property until you’ve lived here for ten years consecutively, however if you can invest over £1.1 million into a gaff you can buy straight away.

Housing is expensive, London prices nearly. The average 2 bed semi-detached is £600,000.

If you’re minted, there are some unbelievable estates ranging from £4-30 million that attract oligarchs from all the shady corners of the world.

>>20609543 wtf, physics is constantly in demand you only have to type in" physics jobs" into literally any job search engine of any worth to find loads of jobs within your area.

If you got a PhD in astro physics yeah it's worthless but go into the industry and work in data science or something I'd you're willing to do this, op what the fuck lmao

If you're a fat autist who can't Into interviews well that's your own fault learn how to not be retarded for 30 mins and you'll be golden.
Get your shit together op you're me of the smartest people on the planet if you have a legit PhD in a good physics field. Despite what the fags here say. What did you do in physics btw?


>t.former lorry driver, current physics student

>>20611494
You are lazy and there is no amount of advice you get here will fix that. What you need is inspiration and motivation, and if it's not coming from within you, you need to get it from elsewhere. I work as a software developer and a have masters degree in offshore oil gas engineering. No jobs when oil crisis hit. Joined the current company as a technical writer, told them I want to be in development process, they gave me a six month project, worked day n night to prove my worth, got the new position. I had 200 rejections before I got this job. I now have decent money and enough free time to do whatever.

>>20609999
quads checked sir

>>20609543
are u a pajeet?

>>20611310
He was a Patent Agent, which is not a low paying job in fact it is quite lucrative.

If he tried to claim you’d have time to publish theoretical physics papers during your day job as a Patent Agent that’s just a shitty meme from a bygone era. Einstein lied about many things.

>t. lawyer

>>20610381
>NOOO FRICKIN BOOMERINOS! HECKIN RACISS OLDIES UGHHHH

>>20610052
You had two years
https://m.soundcloud.com/extrastinky/you-had-two-years-1

>>20611476
Bruh I’m not kidding we are gonna make anime real life just step back and smell the roses, go for jogs every morning

>>20612124
Whats the point in improving myself and getting fit when I have nothing to look forward to? I tried lifting weights once and found it completely pointless

>>20609543
I’m currently working as an intern while waiting for my graduation and planning on getting one more post-graduate internships just to have something on my resume in this dogshit job market

>>20609543
>mfw im WFH and the only way they monitor me is by if my skype status goes to inactive

never been so lazy

>>20609999
Impressive

>>20610322
>Then all the jobs got outsourced to China.
>DEY TERKKK ERRR JERBSSSS

why are collegecucks so fucking fragile? Maybe you just aren't very good at what you do

>>20610322
I come from a dirtpoor family
I did not go to university
I do not have any degree
I now have a great job with an increasing pay package in the international gold industry
I also hold LINK
I am on WFH and I spend my days working, networking, shitposting, answering questions in /pmg/ and hunting artifacts in STALKER when I'm not watching anime or buying more link or BBQing.
Your life is your own responsibility. People may or may not help you along the way, but that is mostly a result of your own influence also.

>>20612178
You can prevent that inactive status anon. Ideal for naps and vidya.

>>20609543
So are you smart or dumb?
did you ever contemplate how you would find a job?
Unis are a scam,
#learn to code, its a joke but unironically will get you work, even retards get coding jobs

>>20612237
that's true but then my already bare minimum productivity would just fall of a cliff.

I've been doing menial remediation which could take a couple hours of focus and stretching it out over a few days.

>>20612178
My company doesn't bother monitoring me because I am the most reliable person at their disposal, so I sleep in as much as I like and work late if necessary

>>20612178
Holy based

>>20612157
stop trying to improve yourself, stop trying to be anything other than present in the moment. Go for a walk and just experience the physicality of it, bend over and stretch your hamstrings out and feel the stretch, see how your body both enjoys and repels the strain. Run if you feel like running and then when you hear a voice saying to stop, tell that voice to shut the fuck up and see how far it can be pushed beyond. Just trust me when I say that you havent seen the true pleasure that can be found in life when the tyrant has been overcome.

>>20612157
>lifting weights is pointless
Only if you see yourself as a dead-end investment

I'm also a Physics grad but I did an MSc in Applied Math afterwards. I'm working in Finance now, and most of my old friends from uni are working in IT.
Honestly, just do a bunch of paid certifications in a famous programming language and you'll be able to find jobs where you need to think a bit more.

>>20612448
Been there done that. I have hundreds of certifications at this point. You know what a normal distribution looks like right? Im somewhere in the tail 3 standard deviations from the mean.

>>20612475
Yes, me too as well, what the fuck does that have even to do with anything?
Just fucking send your CV with all those fucking certifications to every programming role you can find on LinkedIn and Glassdoor. Maybe your CV is shit.

>>20609543
This sucks to hear because you just know the job you should have had as a physics doctorate is taken by some roasty and given to her by thirsty men celebrating (((gender equality)))
Don’t worry friend, in the new age, women will be humbled again, because the ones who don’t, won’t have children anyway.
It just sucks to be born in the dark ages. Luckily chainlink is one vector to get out of the shit.
Stay strong brother. But you should have known better, I realized rather early on that academia was just thirsty professors and hoes prancing around their teachers for grades and favours.
Glad to see academia suffering now, it is long overdue for a complete collapse.

>>20612508
Already done that. And yes, it's probably shit. That's why I work in a call centre now

>>20612528
Then post your CV here with the personal info blacked out (names of Unis as well) and we can give you advice on how to improve it.

>>20609543
Moral of the story here is thank god for anime

>>20612528
Also, you're not supposed to do it once and stop. You're supposed to keep doing it continuously, every day, without stopping until you land a job you're satisfied with.

>>20612528
Your problem is that you live in a prison, you can’t comprehend your own power because it is repressed and hidden behind endless layers of societal norms. Before you kill you self you should ask yourself what you would do if you were already dead. Whether you would care about all the bullshit that you are letting control your mind. All you need is nutrients to feed your flesh everything beyond that is within your own control.

>>20609543
Is everyone in this thread a secret millionaire wtf

>>20612528
>>20612559
do this, also if you can figure a way to securely contact me I will provide you employ and living accommodation for as long as you are willing to endure my beatings and do my bidding. I need devs right now.

>>20609856
Go all In XSN stakenet
Thank me later

>>20612583
Everyone that’s been here since 2016 at the earliest SHOULD be a millionaire.

If you’re not you either had pennies to invest in which case you’re better off than your 3rd world peers.


Or worse, YOU DIDN’T LISTEN

What did you do in physics? Just find a semi-related field, be flexible and believe in yourself and build your resume

I did a law degree. Wanted to work in employment law but the job market for law is fucked and ridiculously competitive. Work in HR now and I get paid to sit on my ass and am miles above the average HR employee in the market in ability and knowledge.

Don't give up and keep working at it, there are tons of jobs out there that would benefit from your skills and experience you just need to challenge yourself

>>20612997
I just started using 4chan a couple of months ago this is the 1st place I've heard of the "Neet/comfy" life, honestly anything that can get me out of the "go to college then get good job" group would be helpful

>>20612865
I don't understand what I'm looking at

>>20610052
You had 3 years lol

>>20609543
I've seen this thread before. Why do you keep spamming this shit?

>>20609647

I have 200k link tokens and am getting morning head right now

>>20610381
>boomers
>racist

They literally protested in favor of the shitskin commies in Vietnam. They protested for the niggers so they could go to school with their white children. Boomers are hardly racist and that's why they let their respective nations go to SHIT.

>>20609543
You're working harder at home than I do at my in-person job, sorry anon.

>>20610955
Let me guess, its a mining company?

>>20612734
i don't know how to code but i will let you beat me for money. i don't even care which country you're in, as long as you pay the airfare

>>20613072
Just watch out for scams. LINK is probably the most bullish project in crypto right now, but don't expect it to go 100x at these prices. I would try to buy a little bit weekly.

>>20609543
>monitored by webcam
Why the FUCK is that necessary for a telephone job? Absolutely uncalled for and intrusive.

>>20613427
thanks for advice

>>20610052
this
>no proofs

>>20609969
Your father is either an alcoholic, drug addict, sex addict and/or has the knees of a 93 year old football player.

you could literally be making more trading shitcoins, just be careful about it

>>20612528
What’s your dissertations title faggot?
Also get fit, don’t take shit and find something rich folk want. There is a lot of money just for the taking with rich idiots

>>20609543
There are shitty call center jobs and easy as fuck ones.
Mine is as follows
>Government client
>Second level security clearance required
>1 week in office 1 week at home
>No cameras allowed (would breach security)
>no keylogging (would breach security)
>It is expected you will goof off for a least an hour per day
>1 hour of break time per day
>for the 6 hours of "work" I do 90% of it is done by a script.
>Most callers even the fresh graduates are dumb fucks too afraid to google something.
>endless promises I will move onto the server team to be taught all that shit (Syrian colleague got the position...diversity placement guy constantly asked me how to do his job before he moved on)

Honestly brahseph if you have nothing to lose i'd suggest taking a heroic dose of magic mushrooms and acid and seeing where it takes you.

Not saying it will change anything for you, but at least for me personally I was also very depressed and nihilistic at a certain point in time, but the psychedelics helped me realize that there's so much to live for.

>>20613174
Because it’s my PhD NEET lore on /biz/? I know many with PhDs who’ve just offed them selves. It’s the untold story the government doesn’t want you to know

>>20609543
this would have been me but I spent 5K on btc back in early 2013.

An hodl.

its kinda nice to walk round with a few Million you can draw down on.

That said I blew about 60M worth by not investing 20BTC in eth launch

I am daily depressed by this.
burnt by 20BTC into ltc burnt by 20btc into XRP
so put in 0.5 btc into ETH and sold half of the yes a whole 500 to just cover my 0.5.

Could have had 60 M in eth and drawn out 40M...

I also blew another 6M in another oppourtunity by selling to early then 2M by not selling.

fuck fuck fuck. You can make it and still feel really bad.

I larp also

>>20613554
My dissertation was in condensed matter Physics. When I eventually kms i’ll link it here on /biz/, don’t worry

>>20614681
This, suicide is numb. Use the protein Computer given to you and acid with mushrooms will Atleast get you somewhere

>>20614763
What happened that made you this defeatist son ?

>>20612212
>1950
>undergrads need to compete with a few people from the same country
>2020
>undergrads need to compete with literally everybody on the planet, most of whom are willing to work for a fraction of the pay that you could afford to

>>20613284
>people always stay the same


You’re obviously retarded and don’t even hold a position with responsibility. You’ll be going in and out of the hospital too. You better be nice to all the brown people, or your life will be more difficult, you cunt.

>>20613097
These are Masternode staking and trading returns of XSN
its an estimate of course.

>>20615020
So your gonna invest big and hope it grows in value

>>20615011
>boomers push a brown agenda their entire lives
>now realize their mistake as they approach death while watching society decay around them
Fuck boomers and fuck niggers

You can’t get a job at a university teaching other future doctors how to teach the next gen of doctors how to teach?

Isn’t that what most of you “doctors “ do these days?

>>20615304
That’s why I don’t want to teach. Fuck this scam. I never learnt anything from teachers anyway. Just googled and read books myself

>>20609969
idk where people get this idea plumbers just unclog shit all day
those jobs are rare

Why dont you nerds just fucking learn to code
Its not that hard
Especially if you have a phd in fucking physics

>>20609543
PhD in physics but not Jewish, ofc you didn't get a job anon.

Unironically the earth is flat and Jews hoard technology, check out old Nazi science to get a idea what I mean.

Nazis drew heavily from Vedic science and were able to replicate old Vimana designs. Jews actually do run the economy and keep controversial tech out of economics.

The easiest science red pill for normies is old skool centrafugal guns breaking Newton's third law. Once you can stomach that try doing the same thing with a mercury recirculating system.

>>20609856
how do you not have any Link PhDP anon?

HOW?

>>20609543
We all started doing shit jobs.
The meta strat is :
Save as more money as possible, making progress regardless of salary, even if small
Get experience, look up for better jobs, have a profile on linkedin
Progress this way

>>20610985
Seethe

>>20609543
Science is a Jewish club designed to preach watered down crap to normies. Do some simple flat earth tests with a cheap laser or trig, you won't believe the truth until you see it for your self. Nazis believe it was flat, pilots and merchant marine use flat earth maps. Pretty much everyone who knows the truth about Saturn can start to comprehend true science.

If you do not improve you will never construct a Vimana and you will never go beyond the wall.

>>20609543
>COMPETED
top kek+

got free time? need some crypto?

https://cointiply.mobi/shJX

your welcome

>>20609543
Why don’t you get a job as a college professor? Are you trying to avoid working in academia?

>>20609543
the virgin PhD vs the chad Master's

Bachelor's in Chem here, I work at a finance firm call center. I did work in chem for 4 years but company closed and I couldn't find any work, cause I was overspecialized in a niche field with a fucking non-compete agreement, outside of garbage tier lab tech positions.

So fuck science I'm a banker now. After 2 years I'm making close to my salary ATH. I'm going to fuck over people to get mine. This is what you wanted America so fuck you.

>>20610381
Said the guy who uses 4chan biz, which isn't at all racist

>139 retards reply to an obvious larp
Mods, just ban every single IP in this thread and make it range up and down 10K. /biz/ needs a user purge

>>20609543
>keystroke logs
Jesus Christ anon. You should do finance. I barely do shit over here and make decent money. Plus you get to learn how to manage your own money so you can be less of a fuck up in the future.

If you can learn the laws of the physical world you can learn the laws of Man