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>>20608930
Just don't do it you dumb, degenerate immediate gratification seeking faggot

The key is making a heap of money so that you can just tell her you have a mistress or four and as she is so financially dependent she cant do anything about it.

A lot of girls are secretly cucks, you just have to pull it out of them. I say go for it OP.

>>20608958
This

>>20608941
>>20608958
what if I don't get caught?

>>20608997
if you're going to do it just visit a hooker
they dont have feelings, so if they bump into you and the miss in the street they wont fuck up you're life

>>20609034
There's this new girl at my job who's been flirting like crazy with me, I was thinking of fucking her.

>>20608930
It’s not cheating if it’s with a man.

>>20608988
Kinda this.
Had to go pull an all-nighter at a friend's place because of a project deadline. Wife:
> please wear a condom
... I never cheated and I just wanted to work without bothering her, kek

>>20608971
Based

>>20608930
pros:
cons: eternity in hell

>>20609034
Ya right. If they somehow find out who your wife is, they will blackmail you.

>>20609067
Is she doing it because you are married or because she has the hots for you and truly digs you.

Because it could go very bad if shes one of those girls that gets off on sleeping with another womans man.

>>20609067
>cheat on wife
>sleep with coworker
both of these are retarded ideas and you want to do BOTH?

>>20609067
>What if I don't get caught?

Bruh, if you're cheating on your wife with some roastie from work it's only a matter of time. Someone will find out eventually and it will get back to your wife.

>>20608958
>immediate gratification seeking faggot
Sir, this is a crypto board.
You literally described 90% of this board.

>>20608930
The pro if cheating on your wife is to have a fair balanced relationship. If your wife is attractive and has been with you more then 3 years chances are she's fucked another guy atleast once. She knows the worst version of you, is tired of your stinky dick and fucking the same guy for years. Woman need romance and to be slutty because it's in their DNA. Did you know women moan during sex to be heard by other males as a signal that they're DTF. It's part of our species evolution. Woman started wearing make up to look like they just had sex because its attractive to men. Humans are monogamous creatures. It will hurt cheating on her at first but you'll get over it and you'll be much better to her afterwards. I cheated on my ex wife and fault guilt for a few years until the moment I found out she'd cheated on me. At that moment I felt relief.

>>20609164
>Is she doing it because you are married or because she has the hots for you and truly digs you.

I think she likes me, we have similar interests and hang out all the time during breaks. She wanted my phone number but I didn't give her yet though

>>20609173
>>20609212
I know it's a bad idea but I can't help myself

>>20609067
Post pic

>>20609230
That's a bit delusional desu.
Reality is somewhere in between, fresh pussy is sth men urge for by nature. Conquering a new woman is the biggest gratification and the urge doesn't disappear only because you are married or in ltr. So this is sth that can happen and it can make life good. But make sure you don't chose some psycho bitch as your sidekick plus try to rationalize the romantic feelings you probably will get. And always be cautious and aware about the fact that it's a dangerous situation which can result in destroying your relationship or family life.

>>20609370
she kinda looks like this but a bit older

>>20609067
Coworker affairs are mostly a very bad idea due to constant contact and the romantic feelings that will eventually appear at least from one side.

>>20608997
you will 100% get caught eventually, don't do it Jesus is watching. Its better to fix your marriage and spice up your sex life.

>>20609408
terrible idea, but I'd do it

>>20609220
i'd say the percentage is even higher than that

>>20609345
take mushrooms OP, really. In fact, everyone should

>>20608930
/adv/ ——->

>>20609479

>>20609479
no, most people shouldnt

I was flirting with a coworker and when she found out I have a gf she decided she didn't like me anymore and got me fired for sexual harassment.

>>20609220
smg and wagie threads aren't about that

only link and made it threads the rest are shills

>>20609520
cant imagine microdosing hurting anyone as long as ur not a schizo

>>20609520
Yes, they should you faggot.

>>20609549
So like I said.
90%

Why do so many middle aged career guys go for the "just fuck my shit up" move and destroy their job and family in one go?

>>20609067
Pros: 2 minutes of pleasure
Cons: Destroying the meaning of your wedding vows, losing your wife's trust, risking an STD, getting #metoo'd by your bimbo coworker who will immediately sell you up the river if it means getting a promotion

Please tell me you don't have kids

>>20609067
Profoundly stupid. You give her absolute power over your life if you do that. If things go south, she can #metoo you, get you fired, blacklisted even, and ruin your marriage, in which you will 100% definately be paying alimony and lose half of everything. Say bye to your kids if you have any as well. All because your stupid retarded caveman brain wanted some cummies from a new pussy, that feels just like any other btw.
Actually, go ahead and do it you dumb fuck.

>>20609067
>"this new girl at my job"

>>20609345
>>20609479
Unironically this.

>>20609520
Hmm, if you're a retard then you shouldn't take shrooms. Otherwise it is fine to micro-dose and occasionally take a larger amount.

>>20608930
Just try to get an amicable divorce if you don't want to be with her. Then you can fuck around afterword