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>> No.20591055
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>>20591029
Welcome to the end game, bitches.

>> No.20591074
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20591074

You got in, right?

>> No.20591082

>>20591029
WE CAN ALL MAKE IT

>> No.20591083

Make or break time post predictions

>> No.20591085

Elon is finna rape some bears today/tomorrow

>> No.20591086
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20591086

is it time

>> No.20591094

4th for i fell for the pfizer meme

>> No.20591101
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>>20590940
>Caring that much about some chump change

>> No.20591103

TSLA IS MOONING

>> No.20591105

>>20591074
My September SLV calls are up on average 40% today.
This is NUTS

>> No.20591111

>>20591083
125 TQQQ tomorrow is mine

It's a short term prediction so unreliable.

>> No.20591118

PREVIOUS >>20589477

>> No.20591119

rip the anons who lose everything they own betting on tesla tonight

>> No.20591120

>>20591029
TSLA TO $2K EOW

>> No.20591124
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

MSFT, a dividend stock, is posting earnings after hours

>> No.20591128
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do i liquidate my SPY now or tomorrow at open

>> No.20591134
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>>20591086
It's time. Do it.

>> No.20591139

Today is the last full day of my vacation and I didn't make enough money in the past two weeks to retire. Back to the grind for me

>> No.20591142
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20591142

>force liquidates you so his bank frens can buy your house for cheap

>> No.20591146
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>>20591111
checked

>> No.20591147
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20591147

Do I buy one Tesla for 1.614 or sit on my ass and hope I didn't fug up

>> No.20591154

>>20591120
2K TOMORROW
WE DID IT BRO WE DID IT

>> No.20591157

puts on days

>> No.20591158

what do i do with my tsla????????

>> No.20591165
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20591165

>half of you think TSLA will moon
>half think will tank
Crab confirmed

>> No.20591170

>>20591147
BUY SLV CALLS

>> No.20591173

>>20591158
fuckin bail out

>> No.20591177

>>20591147
Your last chance to buy below $1700

>> No.20591185
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20591185

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT AND I FEEL FINE

>> No.20591191

>>20591147
if it passes 1621 go for it

>> No.20591193

my SLV call hasnt filled in 5 minutes wtfffffffff

>> No.20591197

>>20591105
Are you sporting some 9/30 22c, as well? I picked up 20 yesterday, and another 20 today.

>> No.20591199

>>20591074
Yeah dog I'm in. Got calls for august and september

>> No.20591203
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>>20591134

hold on, we can set one more bull trap for the TSLA retards

>> No.20591205

>>20591170
Strike and Exp?

>> No.20591209

in for dabbing on sad little incels with their white rice and chicken breast while I and my sweet loving female gf enjoy food from all over the globe from our local restaurants.
Stay poor you non-essential crypto trading faggots.

>> No.20591217

OCN nigger. Pls short it <$1 so I can keep my shares

>> No.20591224

>>20591197
I did 9/24 24c at 0.68 today. They are now 1.1

>> No.20591231
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>>20591185
CUT MY SHARES INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST FED PUMP

>> No.20591234

anyone can give me a quick rundown on fvac? do any of you own it? if so how long are you holding?

>> No.20591253

Is instant settlement not working on RH for anyone else? Just closed a position but I can't use the funds for anything yet.

>> No.20591254

What a fucking fake out sour hour. I should just buy SOXL and Tranny Q's

>> No.20591261

>>20591205
See
>>20591224
It might be getting too late. Could go for October calls.

>> No.20591262

I'm sitting on 25k of gains from march memebuys what's mooning tomorrow? Help a brainlet out.

>> No.20591265
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>>20591203
No time to spare. Time is of the essence with my puts. ENTER THE CODE.

>> No.20591266
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im not good enough at this to make a confident decision one way or another so i end up doing nothing and watch half of you make stacks and half of you scream. i predict tomorrow will be the same. maybe ill get to sell my EVRI AH

>> No.20591278
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Now this is proper /smg/
A giant cock fight of bull and bear and retarded option gamblers throwing money into the ring.
What are you listening to, frens?

>> No.20591285

>>20591254
You just said last thread buying TQQQ was retarded you fucking spaz

>> No.20591286

Why do you mess with TSLA? Stay away, its poison, you cant defeat the reddit hive mind comprised to thousands of Comp Sci majors with disposable income.

Buy Coca-cola instead! Its such a simple choice nobody expects it!

>> No.20591289
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20591289

For reference last thread. Imagine giving this little of fucks for struggling businesses.

>> No.20591300

SILVER DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.20591302

>>20591254
You know your portfolio is in trouble when the only think keeping it up is some shit called XELA that you have no fucking clue why you bought or what it is.

>> No.20591308

Today is a historic day for the market, and remember never bet against America

>> No.20591310

they probably have 5 biotech stories ready for any upcoming red days. It's rigged just get on the rigged side and go long.

>> No.20591326

>>20591300
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.20591332

>>20591083
tsla 1300, bitcoin up

>> No.20591333

WHAT IS THE NEXT MEME TO GET INTO?

>> No.20591338

>>20591289
their life doesn't matter until they die.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4w6q0cxdpU

>> No.20591340

Can someone explain what dividends are to a stock market dummy

>> No.20591346

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.20591349

>>20591262
tsla, look at it now, in a hour they show the earnings

>> No.20591357

>>20591333
SHRMF

>> No.20591363

>>20591340
Companies that pay you money for holding their stock every quarter.

>> No.20591368

>>20591310
meh, i tried that for a bit. i sold my azn options and made a little but that shit doesn't rise with the good news, whoever bought into biotech bought in about 10 years before all this shit happened.

>> No.20591372

>>20591340
Salary for owning gay stock

>> No.20591380
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I dont get it

>> No.20591381

>>20591285
It is fucking retarded, but this market is so retarded right now you it can't even be corrected. You just give it a gold star, a participation trophy and let it graduate like all the other retards.

>> No.20591383

>>20591340
Something losers chase. Just stay away

>> No.20591387
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20591387

He will protect us.

>> No.20591392

>>20591340
Some companies try to bribe you to hold their bags. That bribe is called a dividend.

>> No.20591400

D..did /biz/ meme me into ATNM?

>> No.20591403

>>20591286
Coca Cola
Explain yourself nigger

>> No.20591408

>>20591340
The business pays you a tiny amount of money every quarter for each share you hold. If you’re a millionaire it allows you pocket a living wage from your holdings instead of them being used to grow the business. If you’re not a millionaire it’s fucking pointless.

>> No.20591412

>>20591380
its not even tomorrow yet you fucking moron

>> No.20591414

>>20591340
Something that pension managers buy to fund the retirements we'll never be allowed to have

>> No.20591420

>>20591340
They only matter if you're already wealthy

>> No.20591422

I'm believing in TSLA

>> No.20591432
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>> No.20591435
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>*whistles merrily*

>> No.20591436

>>20591340
no

>> No.20591442
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>>20591286
I did buy Coca-Cola but it's boring so I sold it and got a dank green number.

>> No.20591448

>>20591289
Simple as

>> No.20591450
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20591450

Just bought 12 tsla it's gonna happen

>> No.20591452

>>20591340
>"Our company got so much money, its better to give it to the stock owners."
Alternatively
>"Our stock is worthless but maybe we can bribe people with a dividend. So ,I, the CEO get my bonus for holding a certain share price before the company goes bankrupt. Oh. Now? Ok. Hope you didnt actually buy any shares lmao. Bye."

>> No.20591454

>>20591368
the point is

Go long Equities
Go short the dollar

that's the fucking trade and all you gotta do. Tech just makes the most sense by a mile.

It's not complicatttttttttted

>> No.20591473

>>20591450
How high we going, friend?

>> No.20591478

>>20591422
And with his next magic trick, Elon Musk will force S&P 500 ETF's to buy his stock.

>> No.20591480

>excited about my SLV call gains
>but they are in USD and the DXY is eating them up
STOP

>> No.20591483

$4.50 bagholder on GNUS, only play is to keep averaging down. Surely this shit stock will go up in 2021 after Q4 earnings

>> No.20591487

Can Vanguard just tell TSLA to fuck off and not include them in VOO? Please?

>> No.20591492

>>20591289
>the economy has nothing to do with human life
Really activates my almonds

>> No.20591493

>>20591473
2k

>> No.20591495

>>20591408
So hypothetically, if I owned around 500 shares of a stock worth 75 dollarydoos with a dividend of 4.02%, I'd be getting $1500 every 3 months?

>> No.20591497

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LuzOoQDPgU

Recommended music for green days, a few bad songs but overall kino

>> No.20591499

>>20591450
1800 or 1400 AH

>> No.20591507

>>20591473
I don't know, i'm lying.

>> No.20591515
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>>20591473
3k
buy more

>> No.20591523
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>>20591055
>>20591086
>>20591134
>>20591142
>>20591185
>>20591203

lel bears BTFO

>> No.20591526

Time to search for bear stew recipes

>> No.20591537
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20591537

NASDAQ has been doing this all week what does this mean

>> No.20591538

>>20591497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIieHL8LerI

>> No.20591541

>>20591495
Dividends are reported as per year, so you get 1/4 of that per quarter.

>> No.20591542

>>20591480
Same.
Just treat it all as USD. Dont compare it to other currencies.

>> No.20591545

>>20591473
bout tree fiddy my dad works for Tesla

>> No.20591555

>>20591495
No, $1500 every year... divided into quarters.

>> No.20591559

>>20591487
They would have lower performance and people would sell it for something that included TSLA.

>> No.20591565

>>20591555
Oh fuck that then

>> No.20591567

>>20591537
Every top and dip represent a Bog call.
We can only guess what they want to achieve here.

>> No.20591584
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I am financially recovered

>> No.20591589

FNGU rocketing

>> No.20591590

>>20591538
I like to channel the 80s japanese bull market

>> No.20591596

I just want to see all those robinhood TSLA owner's tears

>> No.20591598

>>20591454
maybe so, all my tech is 5g because everybody is sleeping on them right now, outside of that i'm trying to find out who the winner banks and reits are because they are at historical lows and whoever comes out on top will come out big and probably buy the others up

tech seems overvalued imo, it's up, why buy what is up at the moment?

>> No.20591623

This Tesla pump into AH seems like a trap

>> No.20591630

>>20591565
The easiest lesson ever, learned in mere minutes. Yet, somehow, the same retard shills dividends every thread.

>> No.20591638

>>20591538
Same song but key inversed for red days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFKtnGpnImc

>> No.20591640

Silver is unironically what real "pent up demand" looks like.

>> No.20591646

I have an announcement guys, Im finally coming out of the closet. Im gay thats why ive been acting like an obnoxious faggot every thread.

>> No.20591647

>>20591598
Cuz I'm seeing shit like google 1800+ by EOY.

>> No.20591657

>>20591567
probably a bull trap

>> No.20591658
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Not sure what to do with AMD

Now its broken the resistance it could keep running after crabbing for a fucking lifetime

If I hodl and it drops down to $56 and then fucking crabs again I might kms

>> No.20591662
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>>20591523
yes yes very impressive 0.1% gain
very impressive indeed.

>> No.20591666

>>20591596
>he missed out on cheapies TSLA
I understand your pain, but it's not going to happen.

>> No.20591669

I have no idea what IV crush is, my MSFT calls have been printing since Monday.
Why does being retarded pay off?

>> No.20591680

>>20591623
Earnings are in 50min for tsla. There will be no AH pump unless it beats earnings.

>> No.20591685

>>20591596
Tsla is the only meme stock in the world right now. It will go to 3000 and won't dump until every zoomer faggot on the planet has it.

>> No.20591689

JUST A QUICK POLL

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BOYS FAPPED ?


NO MEMEING

>> No.20591696
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>>20591669
Youre gonna find out in 40 minutes fren.

>> No.20591714

>>20591689
My dick is in my hand right now

>> No.20591715
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>>20591669
my AAPL calls are fucked

>> No.20591720

>>20591689
Like an hour ago.

>> No.20591726

>>20591696
DO I SELL ALL THE CONTRACTS THEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.20591730

>>20591689
last night

>> No.20591734

>>20591598
>why buy what is up at the moment
Because it has been consistently going up since the dot com crash and investing in it has outperformed nearly everything else.
>>20591623
Relax, it's $6 higher than it opened. A true bull trap would have moved like $100.

>> No.20591742

>>20591689
last night I only fap as a sleep aid

>> No.20591745

https://www.strawpoll.me/20647834
https://www.strawpoll.me/20647834
https://www.strawpoll.me/20647834

>> No.20591747

>>20591640
But how long can this go on for?

>> No.20591751
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20591751

Howdy.

>> No.20591753

>>20591689
2 days ago. Been alternating between 3D and 2D.

>> No.20591754

>>20591689
Almost 3 weeks

>> No.20591755

i hope TSLA dumps today

>> No.20591758

>>20591689
the adderall I take causes erectile dysfunction. about 2 weeks

>> No.20591763
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20591763

Last chance to get out of tech

>> No.20591764

>>20591689
30 mins ago

>> No.20591767

All my Puts just jumped somethings coming

>> No.20591768
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20591768

check these, dump commencing, get out while you can

>> No.20591770

>>20591714

you better be lying baka

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20591775

>>20591074
Yeh

>> No.20591776

>>20591689
About 30 mins ago. SLV is up. I had to put my peñor in my hand to keep from selling my calls.

>> No.20591777

if I believed that there is going to be tons of unpaid mortgages and subsequent foreclosures a year or so from now what would be the best way to play that?

>> No.20591792

>>20591689
Yesterday morning

>> No.20591793

>>20591758
Why do you take addreall

>> No.20591800

>>20591537
>NASDAQ has been doing this all week
you mean just today and yesterday? The NASDAQ was booming on monday

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>>20591726
>Not wanting to feel the rush of watching the AH of earnings when you hold options
Hodl!
Its like watching a Thai ping pong show except youre betting on it. Shits fire.

>> No.20591804

>>20591777
A shotgun to keep vagrants from squatting in your shed

>> No.20591808

>>20591689
few years ago unless you count me finishing myself when my gf wants it on her tits or face

>> No.20591809

I don’t know what’s happening with KO but I like it.

>> No.20591814

>>20591747
To answer your question with a question, how long has gold been pumping for?

>> No.20591823
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20591823

Last chance to get into tech at a discount

>> No.20591827

>>20591734
You are right about that but I think it's overvalued and it's past the point of insiders making money and it's just a bunch of people making the easy choice. I guess it could still keep pushing up for a while though, I'm just not up for the chance people get a reality check and start pulling the rug.

>> No.20591829

>>20591777
Quick access gun rack in your truck.

>> No.20591834

>>20591800
2 days to me is all week

>> No.20591841
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TSLA will beat earnings with a GAAP EPS of $2+.

You can screen shot this.

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>>20591111
>$125 TQQQ
that's crazy, but I. Ant really argue with numbers like those.

>> No.20591853

pink wojaks incoming

>> No.20591858

35 minutes left... TSLA

>> No.20591863

>>20591745
I voted for the crab to induce maximum pain.

>> No.20591865

>>20591793
because im a sperg

>> No.20591873

>>20591689
Before the morning shower

>> No.20591875

>>20591747
I have no idea. Silver has always been the angry, rage fueled cousin of gold and it was strapped in a cage for 12 years. I am personally seeing my exit point at $30/oz for most of my silver plays. It might go higher but that is my risk tolerance. That 30 dollar mark is tied to the "historic" gold/silver average. The silver all time high of $50 is actually less now because of inflation but it'll be a psychological hurdle.

>> No.20591876

>>20591442
I bought KO months ago, basically has stayed the same, finally sold today for 30 bucks green. I love coke in general, so I'll probably spend it on coke unironically.

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20591882

Half hour til close and MSFT volume is average... It'll pump hard in after hours right?

>> No.20591893

>>20591853
smg is going to be funny as fuck really soon
I hope we get some great P/L porn

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>>20591111
Quads confirm!

>> No.20591897

>>20591777
I just bought a new bike a few months ago and this scares me too much to ride it by myself on my local dirt trails ($1500 retail).

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20591898

I miss the big dips boys.

>>20591777
It's already priced in a little. Financials and many REITs are still in the drain.

>> No.20591902

>>20591689
Two weeks ago

>> No.20591906

>>20591658
same desu don't know if I should get out and and buy back in when it crabs again fucking amd

>> No.20591910
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20591910

You retards buying $SLV options yet? I'm almost up to a half ton of silver here boys.

>> No.20591914
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20591914

Invest in big tech dystopian future while you still can.

>> No.20591917
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20591917

sell SOXL at close, y/n?

>> No.20591918

Trump is talking tonight?

>> No.20591921

>>20591898
that was a fun day, wonder how many people ate buckshot because of that

>> No.20591929

>>20591224
I got 13x $23 31st Jul @ 0.66
Am I kill?

>> No.20591932
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20591932

>>20591853
Nobody knows

>> No.20591938

>>20591751
hola mi oso, kof es la vida

>> No.20591940

I love this. Feels like election night or something

>> No.20591948

>>20591897
Conceal carry a bazooka

>> No.20591949

>>20591910
Wish I knew earlier. Probably too late now. If I buy now it’ll tank tomorrow or the next day probably.

>> No.20591950

>>20591876
>I love coke in general, so I'll probably spend it on coke unironically.
Based

>> No.20591958

>>20591777
buy tech
buy a house a year from now if you like bad returns, want to stay in the same place 30 years, and want no diversification or on the money.

>> No.20591959

(same poll)
https://www.strawpoll.me/20647834
https://www.strawpoll.me/20647834
https://www.strawpoll.me/20647834

>> No.20591961

>>20591910
Bought december and october 21 calls

>> No.20591963
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20591963

>>20591949

>> No.20591967
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20591967

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.20591969

SQQQ bros this will be our time

>> No.20591972

>>20591827
Sometimes things are just what they appear to be and people make easy money. I'm not getting too cocky but I definitely think they'll beat and it will cause some more retail FOMO. It's very hard to rug pull TSLA because if it drops a few hundred you have so many people buying the dip and driving the price back up. A real rug pull would take serious negative news and they haven't seen that in months.

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>>20591906
My only reason for holding as it so hot is that there is still a few more days until earnings so there could be a run up to that (if this isn't it)

>> No.20591983

>TESLA DROPPING, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, NOW BELOW

>> No.20591987
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20591987

Do I buy the TSLA dip?

>> No.20591989

>>20591948
I live in IL so that is a no go

>> No.20591991

>>20591929
You are almost ITM.

>> No.20592000

>>20591689
a week ago

>> No.20592003

>>20591340
They are money

>> No.20592008
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20592008

>yfw when TSLA and MSFT beat earnings but everything massively dumps anyway

>> No.20592009

EVRI is shit and I should sell, right?

>> No.20592012

I just keep losing over the past two weeks, and now I don't even know what to go in on, but I don't want to just sit around holding cash if there's oppurtunities to be made. How are you guys making money with all this theta burn/high ass break evens?

>> No.20592015

+++30 MINUTES+++
PLACE YOUR BETS

>> No.20592017
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20592017

MSFT earnings NOT priced in.

>> No.20592030

>>20591958
No, anon. I will buy land and construct a house. I have plans.

>> No.20592043

OH NO NO NO TSLA BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

GIVE ME BACK MY TEN DOLLARS. I MADE A MISTAKE, I NEED A REFUND

>> No.20592055

>>20592012
Better to sit out and confirm a trend than to gamble on a 50/50 and potentially lose more

>> No.20592060
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20592060

AMD about to break $62. AMDCHADS STAY RYZEN!!!

>> No.20592077
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20592077

TSLA go DOOOOMP
MSFT go POOOOMP

>> No.20592089

>>20591898
Did that guy that dumped his life savings into two ever report when he sold? Last I saw he was up like 400%

>> No.20592093
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20592093

>>20591209
white rice and chicken thigh ftw

>> No.20592095
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20592095

Add TTI to your watchlist and do a little DD. Earnings are August 4th and the company is expected to smash their expectations. Worth keeping an eye on.

>> No.20592097

>>20592030
yeah and then you are stuck there. The freedom of not having a mortgage / X value in one location needs to be factored in.

>> No.20592103

>>20592060
I lost about $10000 on $63 calls when the price got annihlated by covid and i'm still fucking mad

>> No.20592119

I might buy Tesla to pretend I'm diversifying.

>> No.20592130

>>20592012
Just threw a bulk of my money in silver and gold to hold for minor gains. Keeping 1/3 cash to seize a good opportunity when it arises

>> No.20592134

>>20592043
This is the post that finally made me understand how options work. This fills me with deep shame.

>> No.20592136

>>20591658
I sol after it crabbed for 2 months and now I just feel like a twat with my ebay bags.

>> No.20592142

>>20592060
to h*ck with AMD

>> No.20592157

>>20592095
>DD
Dungeons and dragons?

>> No.20592159
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20592159

>>20592103
AMDCHADS do not gamble with options. AMDCHADS hold stock forever.

>> No.20592166

>>20592097
I'm a sedentary man.

>> No.20592168

>>20592134
The way options work, is they FUCK the buyer unless the buyer is an insider.

If you want to make money, you sell options. You do not buy them unless you're a degenerate gambler.

>> No.20592170

>AMD mooning
Of course after all this time it finally goes up when I’m not in it

>> No.20592179

>>20592043
NO REFUN WONDEYE AHAHHAHAHAHAH

>> No.20592184
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20592184

>>20592119
why would you buy tesla at 1000$ and hope for a 700$ gain when you can buy a 10$ stock and hope for a 7$ gain

the math doesnt add up for tech boomers

>> No.20592190

>>20592119
AMZN is basically an entire index in itself with how diversified their products and services are.

>> No.20592198
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20592198

Would this be considered normal market behavior a year or two ago for MSFT?

>> No.20592206

>>20592142
dude my kids are in the next room, cool it with the PG language

>> No.20592209
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20592209

>Ee bought NIO?
>pull ze dam

>> No.20592208

>>20592184
The fuck is this logic?

>> No.20592217

>>20592089
*WTI Jesús fuck

>> No.20592222

>>20591537
It means "buy every dip"

>> No.20592223
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20592223

>>20592008

>> No.20592228

>>20592198
>no y-axis
I know what you mean, and no. Everything feels like shitcoins now.

>> No.20592235

>>20592206
Sorry I got carried away

>> No.20592239
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20592239

Made $2... at least I didn’t lose anything.

>> No.20592244

>>20592095
>pennyshit
>already expected to smash earnings
>still pennyshit
Its priced in if that's the case and that's pretty pitiful since it's still a pennyshit

>> No.20592246

>>20591689
My wife gave me a handy last night.

>> No.20592256

>>20592008
at this point I wouldn't be shocked, maybe the days of v-shaped recovery for no reason are over for now

>> No.20592259
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20592259

>>20592060
I sold my fucking $60 7/24 calls at .25 fucking cents last week REEEEEEEE

>> No.20592261

>>20592166
I'm just saying. you get some hellish neighbors or something.. etc. There are way more risks to buying a home than people imagine. Liquidity, ROI, freedom, debt, etc.

I hate that people say "I bought a home" and have nothing but debt from said purchase and people imagine they actually own something now and not 30 years later.

>> No.20592262
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20592262

>>20592208
theres more chances of a smaller cap stock increasing 70% than there is tesla already worth billions more than toyota

it is a scientific fact. you buy tesla because it looks cool

>> No.20592268
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20592268

>>20592222
Quads confirm

>> No.20592269
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20592269

>>20592103
>he only lost 10k in Feb/March
Not even my 7/10 tsla calls could make up for the money I lost on covid

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20592274

>>20592008
>mfw

>> No.20592279

>>20591689
this morning

>> No.20592282

>>20592190
It feels a bit slow. I would like more diversification but also higher risk.

>> No.20592289

>>20591989
Hire a bigger nigger than the ones found innawoods

>> No.20592298

>>20592262
No need to compare it to Toyota. TSLA marketcap is bigger than Home Depot. It hits 1750 its bigger than Walmart.
All without achieving profit and 0.1% market share in car sales.

>> No.20592310

>>20592262
Have you not paid attention to Tesla at all? It moves like a million dollar penny stock.

>> No.20592311

Anything worth picking up EOD?

>> No.20592332

>>20592311
The torn pieces of butchered bears

>> No.20592336
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20592336

Nice.

>> No.20592338

I bet AMD will crash tomorrow.

>> No.20592341

>>20591584
This

>> No.20592353

Thread theme for all TSLA holders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMeXzqTfNcY

>> No.20592360
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20592360

PUT IT ALL ON KING ELON

>> No.20592361

Is the HORSE going to follow TSLA?

>> No.20592362

>>20592336
“I have no strong feelings one way or the other” - /smg/

>> No.20592365
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20592365

>>20592311
I bought some CLSN. It dumped hard last week, but it seems to have found support. See you guys at $5.

>> No.20592369

>>20592311
ERIC and NOK

>> No.20592385

>>20592336
would actually be hilarious if it ends up flat

>> No.20592392

>>20592311
More SLV

>> No.20592394
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20592394

>>20591480
>>20591542
Noob here. What does it mean? We're almost as bad as the worst time during COVID.

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20592395

>>20592222

>> No.20592403

>>20592336
>pump and dump tied
Crabs win again.

>> No.20592405

Should I buy some horse just in case?

>> No.20592412

>>20592338
Sincerely hope so, I want to buy into it finally.

>> No.20592423

>>20592336
So what you're saying is no one can predict the market and everyone buying or shorting is just guessing.

>> No.20592431

>>20592361
That day TSLA went from 1700 whatever to 1500 WKHS actually stayed fairly stable.

>> No.20592434

https://www.strawpoll.me/20647834/
https://www.strawpoll.me/20647834/
https://www.strawpoll.me/20647834/

>> No.20592438

>>20592392
i was just thinking about that
there's really no reason for it to come down as long as people are buying it up as an inflation hedge, right?
the fed isn't going to dump their balance sheet tonight

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20592443

>>20592423

>> No.20592447

>>20592403
I have NNO and OMI I bought on a whim. I want to supplement them with an SLV, any recs?

>> No.20592468

>>20592431
alright, I've got Oct calls anyways so I'm not to worried

>> No.20592469

>>20592365
Oof, do I buy back in for another 20%? Tempting

>> No.20592471

>>20592423
This market is nothing more than a never ending coin flip.

>> No.20592472

>>20592423
Everyone knew that though.

>> No.20592494

what a shitty uneventful day

>> No.20592499

what time does tesla actually report? after hours but around what time

>> No.20592501

>>20592447
Buy calls at least a month out, enjoy gains. Usually dips around 2 hours before close.

>> No.20592505

>>20592405
I probably wouldn't buy WKHS at current price desu unless you want to go long
t. $7.46 average

>> No.20592508
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20592508

please make my gains back silver

>> No.20592509

Making back a 4 percent loss on the day with a 3 percent profit. Thanks SLV!

>> No.20592515

>>20592499
they fuck with people and it's haphazard

>> No.20592520

>>20592269
Rip

>> No.20592526

>>20592494
uneventful days are good
made my 1%
if every day could be like this it would be incredible

>> No.20592533

>>20592361
No, horse is permanently $13-$18 until contract announcement.

>> No.20592539

>>20592499
10 mins after close so in 25 mins at this time right now

>> No.20592542

>>20591584
This
I am financially based

>> No.20592548
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20592548

Absolutely MAJESTIC

>> No.20592550

Will GME be 5$ soon? Don’t want to miss out desu

>> No.20592553

Do I strangle or straddle SPY right now?

>> No.20592554
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20592554

>>20592394
Stick around awhile, you'll see.

>> No.20592559

>>20592494
>two gigantic market movers have earnings report in an hour
>not eventful
might have been a boring start but we're about to have a storm either way

>> No.20592564

>>20592533
Looks like swing trading is back in the menu.

>> No.20592566

new
>>20592556
>>20592556
>>20592556
>>20592556
>>20592556

>> No.20592579 [DELETED] 

>>20592567
>>20592567
>>20592567
>>20592567

>> No.20592583
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>>20591689
2 days ago to /e/

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20592587

>>20592526
I love these days. All the consistent 1 and 2% days are really building me up quickly.

>> No.20592590

Elon will announce his coronavirus cure, fucking based +15% market day tomorrow

>> No.20592597

>>20591714
Based

>> No.20592608

MY THREAD IS MORE WHOLESOME AND UNBIASED

>>20591029
>>20591029
>>20591029
>>20591029

>> No.20592612

>>20592353
Based

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20592625

>>20592170
>crabs for 2 months
>sell
>week later it moons
why am I gay?

>> No.20592641

>>20591758
Lel, fucking junkie. Been taking Addy for about 2 years and have always kept it bellow 15mg. Can't believe how some think 30mg+ is normal in any way.

>> No.20592644

>>20592469
That's my plan. I go on finviz and add some big losers on my watchlist. Then I check back a week later to see which one seems to have bottomed out and buy some to swing. Doesn't always work out, but I made a cool 30% each with SAVA, AVGR and GEVO.

>> No.20592779
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20592779

First call option, hopefully continues going well

>> No.20592851

Hey guys, you’re alright. Don’t show up to the stock market tomorrow.

>> No.20592975

>>20592851
I know this is stupid to ask but should I take profits on everything and pull out? I'm in the green in pretty much every stock that I own

>> No.20593027
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20593027

heavy crabbing today

>> No.20593067

>>20592008
Basically TSM. It hit 69 right before earnings, collapsed to 64 and has been slacking upwards ever since.

>> No.20593227

>>20592239
Another day another dollar :^)

>> No.20593322

>>20592975
I’m net long still but will be watching what happens to tsla. Won’t be able to listen to the call.

>> No.20593362

>>20592494
For you. I've made like 2k today alone (25% of my portfolio)

>> No.20594045

>>20592779
>hopefully
Line go up