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https://www.theblockcrypto.com/amp/post/72628/us-bank-regulator-crypto-custody

>> No.20588374

>>20588291
Fidelity will announce in 3..2..1

>> No.20588468

Here, banks! Hold my keys, please. I love you and will keep my anus tight yet inviting.

>> No.20588503

Bank security is such garbage because it's all FDIC insured so they don't give a fuck.

>> No.20588519

i'd rather Be my own Bank™ :^)

>> No.20588899
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20588899

>>20588291

>> No.20589027

>>20588503
baby steps. eventually fdic insurance will cover crypto (the cash value of) and in order to do that fed reserve will start buying it.
you wouldn't believe how happy that would make fed reserve

>> No.20589047

This is bearish

>> No.20589122

>crypto currency
>banker regulations
pick one

>> No.20589215

the entire point of holding crypto is that you can easily and safely be the custodian. sending crypto to a bank is literally the opposite of the reason you would hold crypto.

>> No.20589247

>>20588291
banks are a thing of the past.

>> No.20589294

>>20589215
not if they start paying positive interest rates again

>> No.20589434

>>20588291
has nothing to do with Chainlink

>> No.20589856

>>20589215
>outs himself as 100% pleb
imagine if there were things called "companies"...

>> No.20589907

>>20589215
It also makes it easy to get raped, tortured, and robbed of your entire fortune in 30min or less.

>> No.20589954

>>20588291
THIS IS THE LAST STEP TOWARD MASS ADOPTION, SOME PEOPLE DONT WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEMSELVES. THIS IS THE BIGGEST NEWS IN CRYPTO SINCE THE PAST 3 YEARS.

HERE WE FUCKING GO BOYS. THIS IS WHAT MAINSTREAM ADOPTION REQUIRES.

>> No.20589976

>>20589954
I'm a brainlet. Tell me why I shouldn't agree with this allcaps?

>> No.20590031

>>20589976
""mass adoption"" is a reddit meme for redditors. everytime you see the phrase, imagine a soijack saying it
normies will never use crypto for anything

>> No.20590035

>>20589976
He might be right.. doesn’t seem to matter tho. Do we need to wait for it to be on FOX news or something before burgers wake up?

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20590122

>>20588291
>>20588468

HAHA! DEFINITELY A SMALL BTC/ETH WHALE HERE. I'm gonna wait a year or two after they start advertising crypto in banks, start selling it as an investment to everyone and then I'm going to rock both charts.

I'M LITERALLY THE JEW NOW

>> No.20590163

>>20590031
if they don't know it's crypto, and if they don't know they're using blockchain then it will