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20557371 No.20557371 [Reply] [Original]

Musk fags BTFO.

>> No.20557387

>>20557371
yikes this didn’t age well

>> No.20557403

propaganda cartoons that ignore the consumer demand for tesla cars

>> No.20557405

Buy the dip

>> No.20557437

>>20557371
Somebody edit it to say TSLA $2000.

>> No.20557624

Does this board seriously trust a South African who is literally subsisting from government gibs and calling them "profits"? Ngmi.

>> No.20557667

>>20557371
Tesla going to keep gowork big up. It reminds me of when iPhone came out and only a few people had one. Soon Tesla will be mainstream. Easy 10 times from here

>> No.20557694

>>20557371
ITS OVER TSLAFAGS

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>>20557624
>This.
Money printer can only brrrr for so long. Can't hold up the entire stock market forever.

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>>20557739

>> No.20557844

>>20557371
Haha le funny coartoon

>> No.20557885

>>20557667
It's overvalued retard

>> No.20557921

>>20557437
Then 3, 4 etc

>> No.20557943

>>20557885
That’s what they said about apple when iPhone came out. Tesla will be the king of the auto industry

>> No.20557963

>>20557943
It's already the highest Market Cap from any car company. Yet, the sales are only 10% of it.

>> No.20558346

>>20557963
isnt it a higher market cap than every single other car manufacturer put together?

>> No.20558387

>>20557371
a chainstink edit of this has to happen

>> No.20558443

>>20557371
>Boomer cartoons

anyone else cringe everytime they see these cartoon styles, I don't even know why I find them so appalling

>> No.20558444

>>20557371
Sir the year is 2020 and TSLA is $1600

>> No.20558489

>>20557667
their products are not affordable lol, iphones arent really either but not a lot of people have $120K for a car.

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>>20557624
No he’s a POS. The Jewish shills here all would suck his cock. Why did Elon get to use the Tesla name? Why did he make it look like a crucifixion cross? THE FUCKING TESLA JEWS WILL PAY

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20558611

Musk is controlled opposition.

Elon Musk is much more than just an average politically opinionated tech CEO. He is an intel asset. He is just like Jeff Bezos, Mark ZuckerBerg, Tom Hanks, Jack Dorsey or Bill Gates. They all have specific high-profile public image in their respective fields, however they are also active behind the scenes, all connected through the same entity of common intel agency. Intelligence agencies are especially heavily interested and invested in all tech sectors, especially space and remote-controlled cars, so just like they have journalists as assets that work for big newspapers to publish or spin specific story that CIA wants, they have tech CEOs, developers etc. that do CIA's bidding. When one of them shows a higher potential, then that person gets into smaller, close-circle of powerful people. Elon Musk is one of them. He is glowing brighter that supernova. Just research his involvement with companies and where they get their money from. Government subsidies are not to "help" company grow, but to make them govt's slave. Everything that comes from Musk is guaranteed to have backdoors and other hidden surprises.

Just search for "Tesla subsidies", or "Space X subsidies" and you will see. Musk would be a total nobody if he wasn't compromised, 100% controlled and propped up. Just like all these people I mentioned above. They are all part of something bigger.

Also, check Musk's ties with Michael Griffin, (head of NASA 2005-2009). Griffin was also working for In-Q-Tel, a CIA subdivision.

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20558651

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7361801/Jeffrey-Epstein-claimed-crisis-manager-Elon-Musk.html
https://www.businessinsider.com/tech-moguls-jeffrey-epstein-connected-bill-gates-elon-musk-2019-8#elon-musk-ceo-of-tesla-and-spacex-2
https://dailycaller.com/2019/08/13/epstein-musk-saudi-tesla/
https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epsteins-ex-girlfriend-dated-kimbal-musk-brother-of-tesla-founder-elon-musk-2020-1


>https://www.artsy.net/news/artsy-editorial-elon-musk-fire-refusing-credit-artist

>https://www.businessinsider.in/tech/news/elon-musk-hired-a-pi-to-dig-up-dirt-on-cave-diver-vernon-unsworth-that-guy-is-reportedly-a-convicted-felon-/articleshow/71441328.cms

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/10/tesla-workers-union-elon-musk

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/18/tesla-workers-factory-conditions-elon-musk

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/13/tesla-workers-pay-price-elon-musk-failed-promises

>https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-tesla-life-inside-gigafactory/

>https://www.mamamia.com.au/elon-musk-wife/amp/

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/05/tesla-sexual-harassment-discrimination-engineer-fired

A teenage Elon Musk once walked the streets of New York with emeralds in his pocket. His father, Errol Musk, had a casual attitude towards the family's considerable wealth, including the stones that came from the Zambian emerald mine in which Errol owned a half share.

Elon Musk enjoyed the fruits of apartheid slave labour, and he wouldn't be successful as a businessman without slave money. What does that make you feel?

>https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-dad-tells-bi-about-the-familys-casual-attitude-to-wealth-2018-2?IR=T

>https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/9/30/20891314/elon-musk-tesla-labor-violation-nlrb


http://theculturechronicles.com/index.php/2018/08/20/elon-musk-tweets-lsd-and-a-self-confessed-witch-all-make-for-a-bizarre-turn-of-events-that-could-kill-tesla/

>> No.20558696

>>20558611
>>20558651
Based

>> No.20558853

selling Environmental Good Boy Points (eGBP) from the guvment is the next big thing. Also giving a "car" (is this how you spell it?) with it just shows how generous he is.

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>>20558651
>elon musk built his empire off apartheid slave labor
the man gets more and more based by the day

>> No.20558970

>>20557963
You do realize tesla does other stuff than making cars?

>> No.20559087

>>20558970
Can you give me the sales numbers on that?

>> No.20559583

Almost for sure elon is paying shills on wsb with reddit gold to vote tsla yolo posts up.

>> No.20559713

>>20558651
I didn't really like him but this goes a ways to reconciling him in my eyes