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I had sex 2 weeks ago

>>20535059
bend over

fuck you

last monday for me

>>20535059
How can incels exist when whores exist. Checkmate incels

I had sex once but I was so anxious I couldn’t really get fully hard so her vagina made a lot of farting noises. She was really nice and warm and soft though and she got pussy juice all over my balls while she lay on top of me and kissed me and I sucked on her boobs

>>20535059
Make me

Can't. Lockdown. The whole lockdown is a Christian Right project to make people abstinent.

Idk where to get it

I fuckin hate this clown world i haven't had sex since December and the only bitch that matched with me on tinder is fucking like 10 other dudes and isn't even that attractive. fuck my life bros.

>>20535127
how do I profit from this?

>>20535135
dude if you really need twat, learn how to be an asshole, workout and send this EXACT message to every chick you match with on tinder. "wanna be my baby momma ::wink tongue emoji::. You will get twat. Snapchat them for 5 minutes, confirm pic, ask them to if they want to chill rn. Theyll say yes. Dont talk when they get there, ask them if they want to chill and watch some shit. Dont talk. If you arent smooth JUST SHUT UP. Get into your bed with only your pants and a t shirt on. The second they sit down you need to break the ice by just saying straight up - i dont let people wear pants in my bed. Take you hand and grab their ass, use your other hand to hold their neck and start slowly kissing them. If you dont know how to kiss, then just hold your breath and every 10 seconds or so move your mouth to their neck and lick it a little with the tip of your tongue up and down the side of it. give it a SLIGHT nibble and then go back to it. Remove all of their clothing entirely. Learn how to remove a bra and everything with one hand. keep your clothes on still, its a sign of dominance. I really dont feel like going into extreme detail on how to get them to suck your cock. just fucking do your thing, make sure they suck your cock first or its a waste of time. bust nut in them, dont ask questions. never ask questions. just do it. when your done dont fucking talk just fucking make sure you kiss them when youre coming if you do want a return customer. GLhf

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>>20535205

>>20535127
My first couple times I couldn’t get hard either, turns out the normal sized condoms were to small for me and cut off blood circulation, perhaps try Trojan XLs if you got a girthy one

Last time I had sex was a year and a half ago with a prostitute

>>20535205
Too hard and boring, better stay virgin.

>>20535234
>t. virgin

>>20535059
Explain how.

>>20535205
Wtf I have a reputation I can't go around being a creepy rapist

>>20535059
But I like being pure

I want to have sex but I don’t want to lose my virginity

>>20535127
>>20535255
It’s because you retards have erectile disfunction from watching too much porn

>>20535059
i will tonight but im not an incel

>>20535127
cause her vag was already stretched out from riding the cock carousel.

>>20535127
that was a man

>>20535504
Fuck them in the ass

>>20535059
With who?

>>20535059
Welcome. To the far right of inceldom.

>>20535059
I have low confidence and autism, how do?

>>20535120
Wtf I don’t exist now

>>20535059
I had sex in my imagination.

>incel
No such thing as an incel if you have $200 to spare.

>>20535059
Had sex around 1:00am.

Might have sex or get a blowjob tonight.

Not sure what to choose?

>>20535205

or get a gf

>>20535255
>Using a condom
Bad form, anon. You’re never going to be a richfag throwing all your money away on cuckbags.

>>20537712
>cuckbags
I like to think of them as alimony insurance