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>The year is 2058
>Quantum financial system fully established since 2025
>debt bubble: infinity
>every country has their own stablecoin
>Binance is the new federal reserve
>BTC is gone
>only 37 crypto currencies exist, only 4 are from the 2020’s
>1 billion stinkies is now a make it bag
>XRP is tied to the price of a sloppy blowjob from your mom
>ETH is $300 stablecoin still running on 1.0
>dogecoin is tied to the price of Tesla stocks
>elon musk has his consciousness transferred to a computer and is IRL Mr. House
>Jed Macalabe disappeared off face of the earth
>Epstein comes out from hiding and apologizes, Obama forgives him because pedofilia is now legal
>22 XRP holders are publicly executed in South Africa after buying Niger and renaming it Nigger
>1/3 of all of /biz/ commits sudoku
>1/3 speculate on dogecoin and can’t afford XRP, live in their Tesla cars
>it is illegal to be white

Dubs confirms.

>> No.20510877

>>20510850
Waste

>> No.20510913

>all 4chan frens died from masterbation years before this
>their bodies turned into onions green for stacy’s and chads to get drunk off of in utopia

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>>20510850
>>20510877
Checked and kekd
> AssassinMarket now online
> One link = one assassination
> All tripfags have been executed
> Age verification was actually funded by Epstein and Maxwell
> Cabal only contract with underaged cunny
> Ari ascends to the pedo elite

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>>20510985
kek

>> No.20511318

>>20510913
>>20510985
>>20511025
>countries are now commodities
>amazon buys half of America and shorts it
>Obama sold his share right before and is under investigation for insider trading
>Obama assets fully located in Nigger because he knows it’s going to moon
>Jeffery Epstein comes out as gay furry at the age of 126
>he publicly announces that he’s shorting the child trafficking market after fidget spinner regulations pass

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>>20510850
Its all so tiresome.

>> No.20512190

>>20510850
I thought this would be a FUND thread
dissapoint, son