/biz/ - Business & Finance

Does anyone know of any programs or spreadsheets that make it easy to track your cost basis while running the wheel?

First for BOBO

Imagine thinking that the markets will actually end up crashing

threadly reminder Soft bank is likely to make ARM go public. They provide architecture for apple and amazon most notably and a bunch of other companies

I wonder what will AMZN do tomorrow? Will it continue it's downward slide?

>>20507677
nobody here who fucks with options actually knows what they are doing sorry

OH NONONONO WE GOT TOO DAMN COCKY BULLBROS THIS IS THE SECOND LEG DOWN WE'RE RETESTING MARCH LOWS FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ITS ALL FUCKING OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

will CAPR moon this week?

>>20507689
>covid new infections/deaths on the rise
>new shutdowns/stay-at-home incoming
>earnings reports are gonna be shit cause of first half of covid

You’re so right anon everything’s looking up, green forever

>>20507685
>>20507704
>>20507720
Zoom out retards

tomorrow will be a heavy morning dump followed by a day of crabbing

are these threads just bots, why is everyone always repeating themselves

>>20507689
>>20507720
The fed has discussed letting inflation exceed 2% in order to keep employment steady. If we crash, it'll be in real terms only. Green line go up.

>>20507715
*ahem*

tomorrow will be a heavy morning pump followed by a day of dumping

for anon asking about the rosetta stone: >>20507736

>>20507677
you looking for this https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

Lol at thinking markets are gonna crash
Tesla will pump Mark my words
Musk has been selected by bilderbugs/cia and they will not let his companies go down

The market realizes this

Okay nevermind we just broke 3200

Circuit breakers tomorrow holy fuck.

why are you talking about the market crashing tomorrow?

what about AZN? they're publishing the report tomorrow

>>20507801
thanks
I want to pound that crab in way that are inappropriate for broadcast television

market dumps for my cheapies

I can't wait until its legal to shoot anime fags in the street

>>20507821
What does this all mean, wise anon?

stop posting cartoons you fucking creep

>>20507824
im going all in on AZN calls even if the market "crashes (FUD)" everyone will just fear monger to vax stocks.

>>20507789
Am I reading this right? You have $500? And you were down $7,500?

>>20507821
It's not even a 1% drop, you spaz.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Literally all you had to do was pay attention, bulls...

>>20507855
It means March 9 level sell-off tomorrow

Why are we down?

MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Fucking AMZN

>>20507914
Moon cycles

Alright. I’m getting SQQQ calls tomorrow, market open, month out, all in.

>>20507864
I was thinking on moving to commodities ASAP and putting some money into AZN

kek

https://www.barrons.com/articles/nikola-stock-could-have-a-wild-week-ahead-51595178725?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

>he forgot futures were down 1% at midnight last wednesday and we ended the day green
>he still bets against america
ngmi

>>20507864
they already are going into vax shit. vaxart is up to 16 or so from 1 dollar earlier this year

>>20507934
At least post the best one:
https://www.lunarliving.org/

>>20507962
But who's the next vaccine meme, I need to quintuple my money by the end of the week.

>>20507950
America doesn't matter now, we're inept

Sooooo if we pump off this Lancet vaccine report...

LUV?
Or some sort of casino or cruise shit?
Oh shit DIS??

(I'm not going to chase AZN, but there's lots of others who will benefit)

>>20507910
No it doesn’t faggot
Great a -1% followed by Elon pumps

I was been reading manga all this night, my eyes hurt and i don't think that i can even wake up in nine. Sometimes i think that i would give anything to be a morning person. See this bullrun for me, i'm going to sleep.

>>20507785
>The fed has discussed letting inflation exceed 2% in order to keep employment steady. If we crash, it'll be in real terms only. Green line go up.
Sounds like we're going to see stagflation?
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-07-17/the-fed-is-setting-the-stage-for-a-major-policy-change
https://www.forbes.com/sites/kevincoldiron/2020/07/18/the-fed-is-going-to-buy-stocks/#4ca822d7eb49

Who SQQQ calls?

>>20508000
the feds have paper hands

I'm putting the shotgun barrel in the center of my chest. I WANT it to be painful.

>>20507641
>>oil
>'no'
why not?

>>20508013
got sqqq stock here we're gonna make it

>>20507986
Just look at the one minute candle dude that big red means tomorrow opens red

>>20508026
Make sure you at least use slugs. Buckshot may not kill you.

tech product for your consideration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5n5N0UzebU

>>20508000
They only care about consoomer inflation

Asset inflation will be over 5%

>>20507993
I want a report on the best manga to read now, on my desk, first thing in the morning.
night night~

>>20508034
Literally the sector that gets hurt the most from pandemic, stay-at-home and shutdowns

If news about corona caused the crash back in march, wouldn't news about a cure cause the market to crash again? I'm sure a lot of people have their money in the market cause they literally can't do anything since a lot of people have lost their jobs. Stocks can't go up forever r-right?

>>20508048
Need vr app

>>20508000
Seems most likely to me.

If that is the case, I don't know if stocks are the place to be. S&P lost value during the 70s even though green line went up.

I am curious though how the new wave of leveraged ETFs will perform in this kind of market. Even if the regular market is losing real value, leveraged ETFs might ride high enough on the constant "bull" that they will result in insane value.

Was there anything akin to SPXL/TQQQ during the 70s? Or any accounts of how leveraged bulls fared through that time?

>>20508044
Good point. I better get myself in a noose so that the recoil blasts me off the chair just in case

>>20507805
Unless I am missing it, that doesn't have what I want.
I'm looking for something to keep track of the credit I receive for buying puts and selling calls on a stock over a period of time. It should be fairly simple to do in excel but I was hoping there was one made already.

>>20508073
People predict easy policy and inflation for the rest of decade

>>20508026
Don't do anon, remember why you're so drawn to this to begin with. Existence is duality. Without the red abyss, you wouldn't appreciate the green days.

>>20508070
but if AZN publish good results, shouldn't we consider it? prices will start to soar

How do we play VIX now that TVIX is gone?
Are VXX and UVXY the only options?

>>20507970
DFFN is looking at phase 1/2 approval from FDA very soon.

>>20508121
Yup

>>20507976
oh my god
I need a cow gf

>>20508073
Don't try to reason with the markets. They always find a way to defy logic. Just swing with the markets and follow the price action.

>>20507993
I feel the same way.
I take a 30mg adderall and drink coffee all day. Some nights I just can't sleep and stay up, shitposting in /smg/.

Holy fuck I went all in on SQQQ on friday at $6.47 and held over the weekend. Is this shit actually gonna pay off?

>>20508082
ETFs are something invented in the 80s I believe, and leveraged etfs have only been around since like 2010 or so

>>20507854
>he says on 4chan

So you’re suicidal?

>>20508121
uvxy/ svxy
vxx
/vx and options

>>20508117
We’re far from there, anon. You need to be able to see the light at the end of the tunnel first. And we’re unironically just entering the tunnel for real

alright im lock and loaded with 10k to get into the market tomorrow, what meme am I falling into? its looking hot for SQQQ calls

>>20508192
>SVXY
never forget

>>20508189

Thank god for cheapies on monday..

>>20508217
i know anon.. i was there...

Literally all you had to do was pay attention

I have a question. If my debit spread reaches the maximum amount it could reach, will my stock broker automatically excercise it?
I have 45/48 DOW debit spread. My broker is robinhood.
Do I just put in a limit order to sell at $3?

>>20507763
Is it over before it even started for us CAPR bros

what's the next WKHS?

>>20508082
>If that is the case, I don't know if stocks are the place to be. S&P lost value during the 70s even though green line went up.
If not stocks, what alternatives would exist? I don't think real estate gets better returns.
>I am curious though how the new wave of leveraged ETFs will perform in this kind of market. Even if the regular market is losing real value, leveraged ETFs might ride high enough on the constant "bull" that they will result in insane value.
The returns just have to outpace inflation, right?
I personally don't think I'm ever going back to holding 1X leverage ever since I read the ddnums article on optimal leverage being 2X to 3X
>Was there anything akin to SPXL/TQQQ during the 70s?
I'd imagine so. They at least had options contracts, I believe.
>Or any accounts of how leveraged bulls fared through that time?
GL

>>20508242
generally the broker only auto removes the long option when the matching expiry short option is exercised,
in my experience it wont hit the exact full $3 due to the spread so you can try for 2.95/99

>>20508240
B-but I live in a state with few to no new cases...

>>20508277
SQQQ

I just started stock market on robinhood and reddit and then moved over here to this sub feed. I have never seen the graph on investing.com drop so much during the night markets. Has anyone seen this before or is it unprecedented?

I am panicked a little now and need to wake up as soon as robinhood opens to sell my hertz. are you other guys worried that have been investing longer than me.

>>20508199
yes, you're right. Many places are starting to shut down again

>>20508311
How's Mount Rushmore?

>>20508321
this is literally nothing you fucking baby

>>20508277
CNNY

>>20508321

ok thats some high quality bait

>>20508321
>I am panicked a little now and need to wake up as soon as robinhood opens to sell my hertz

>>20508321
Yawn

>stock market on robinhood and reddit and then moved over here to this sub feed
Fuck off we're full.

>>20508321
kek.

>>20508321
go back

Hope you guys are ready for the BIGGEST, BLOODIEST, REDDEST day the market has every seen before on Monday.

>>20508321
if you just started in the market you should prolly not start with bankrupt companies without first reading about how liquidation goes to bond holders first, etc

>>20508370
>high quality
You have to go back

>>20508321

>>20508311
Lol so do I, and I’m glad as fuck that we’re doing relatively well (for Americans), but that doesn’t mean I ignore the news. Shit is about to get real, the last few months have been nothing

Looks at futures:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20508278
>If not stocks, what alternatives would exist? I don't think real estate gets better returns.
2assscoops you are retarded, if you bought gold in the 70s you made it. Three asset classes: commodities/PMs, stocks/bonds, and rel estate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-knwwD-PZc

>>20508321
retard

As a 26 year old, is it socially acceptable to date an 18 or 19 year old?

>>20508437

>>20507776
"No"

is reading technical analysis of the financial markets by Jhon Murphy a good starting point to understand this fuckery, lads?

or how did you start?

>>20508437
Divide age in half, add 7. Acceptable date minimum for 26 is 20.

>zoom out on nasdaq graph
ok that's it putting in $450k on x2 leverage nasdaq

>>20508321
Invest everything into KTOV

how to long CNNY?

>>20508459
does anyone have the astrology book picture

>>20508468
How long before KTOV fags give up? It's done nothing but drop the last 3 weeks

AZN bros....another country added to the list

>>20508467
Enjoy losing your ass

>>>/pol/268710050
/pol/ is never right...right guys?

>>20508467
you think that the NASDAQ graph looks really good??

>>20508481
just pat them on the head

>>20508437
Yeah.

>>20508488
why?

Goodnight sweet prince

>>20508437
Go for it. Hell there's 40 yr olds married to 20 year olds.. Nobody bats an eye. I'm 37. My wife is 30.

>>20508494
If you didn’t fucking reply to me the newfag would’ve fallen for it. That’s if he’s actually serious about what he said.

>>20508509
>>20508502
fucking retards check TQQQ
that's 3x nasdaq
how the fuck is 2x "riskier"
eat shit god damn fucking newfags

>>20508517
they're the same thing

>>20508136
I know man. I know.

>>20508321
Guaranteed replies/10

>>20508277
SPAQ and SHLL

>>20508523
>wife
How's that investment going for you?

>>20508523
what if your wife was 18 though...

>>20508537
bro I'm not a retard
I just asked a question

>>20508321
include me in the screencap

>>20508576
yes nasdaq and TQQQ is fucking GOOD
just check TQQQ, pick literally any year to start with to today, you beat every single index there is, you beat any bluechip/tech portfolio you can create, the only way you would beat TQQQ is picking very few absolute winner stocks

>>20508321
Are you retarded? HTZ is a long term hold, going to be the next TSLA.

EU failing to do anythingkek. Wattasurprise

DOW futures need to be up like 2% for people to be somewhat happy but when they're down only .45% everyone freaks the fuck out? Negroids would define yall as "bitch-ass niggas".

Why did I only go in for 10 shares instead of 100 of AZN. Or buy calls. I'm missing out on the biggest moon mission.

>>20508321
Get the fuck out of here, faggot.

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

>>20508426
I had never taken gold seriously since I think it does worse in the long run, but I'll look into this.
JNUG looks like shit. GLD seems like a fair option. How do you invest in gold?

On the real tho, how can I find this info before it blows on Jewhoo finances?
By the time those faggots bring it out everybody is already have got a position and I am buying fucking bags, I wanna be first to position.

On the same topic, how dip is NKLA going to dump?
Should I get a short even tho their like 2k per option

>>20508630
They're still waiting on their trading loicense

>>20508437
I'm 32 and I'm with a 20 year old right now.
The only people who care are post-wall roasties. Her family loves me.

>>20508437
what sort of fucking question is this, of course

>>20507910
what the fuck are you smoking?

>>20508503
Generally, yes.
What did he have to say, and did they just shout him down and blame the Jews for everything they don’t understand?

>>20508698
The description of stimulus negotiations are comical

Tied to rule of law
Northern stingy wanting lower limit
South wanting more

Its.a union of bribes

I'm putting cash in a Savings account but I figure there are probably stocks I could buy that'd give more profit than a term deposit.
Is there anything worth going all-in on for ~7 months?

>>20508744
yes

>>20508741
I hope those retarded rich countries realize in the end they will be raided and pillaged by the bureaucrats without a shot being fired, what a sad state of affairs going slowly into the night cowardly

>>20508699
ok now how do I do this

>>20508435
>cunnybro
nice
>easily baited and triggered
eugghh

I got a hot tip to buy iraqi dinar and vietnamese dong

>>20508699
I am 37 and chase on 17-18 year old girls, I am single, no kids and no fucks to spare, I am actually trying to get one of those little ghetto rats pregnant, it'll be an update from the usual brainless thug drones that usually knock them up.

The way I see it, I am actually doing them a favor

dow futures keep going up you guys are tweakers and have severe anxiety.

>>20508537
Because it’s gonna plummet

>>20508744
TSM and AMD but dont touch it for 2 years

>>20508784
black girls?

whats your play? Limelight Networks is soundings kinda good. Logitech looks good.

>>20508744
buy SQQQ after this week basically putting my entire bank account into it until im out of college

Alright boys, rate my portfolio. Majority tech with an emphasis on TSM, AMD, cybersecurity, and ARK ETFs. Adding a stack of Mastercard and Visa tomorrow, along with Logitech and Calix.

>>20508823
>boomerfolios

>>20508784
>I am actually trying to get one of those little ghetto rats pregnant, it'll be an update from the usual brainless thug drones that usually knock them up

That's actually not a bad idea. Good luck, fren.

>>20508660
Futures price behaviour in earnings season:
-downward pressure overnight due to de-risking on earnings reports set for the following day
-if earnings reports are good and market is willing, that overnight de-risking turns to flood straight back in during the day after said AM earnings but may slump back down again around power hour as de-risking for the PM earnings calls occurs.
The result is snibby business unless/until key blue chip companies come through with the goods and instill a greater confidence in equities for the remainder of the earnings to come. This same thing happened last week with banks.

>>20508823
Pretty solid but maybe not enough leverage

>>20508321
>This obvious

How do you idiots not recognize a blatant troll

>>20508799
>*zooms out*
>*check tqqq graph 10 years*
>tech has barely just started in the last 4 years, not even close to a bubble
ok stay poor while i become a millionaire.

>>20508823
Stocks are stocks. Dont really give a fuck about your picks versus spy or whatever. Same shit. What about the rest of your portfolio? How much iraqi dinar? How many 90% copper pennies? Any rare pepes? These are the real questions

>>20508842
More than that

Stimulus negotiations all week
Corona effects
Earnings of a century in terms of uniqueness.

These futures are meaningless unless its a trillion fund with insider info on all of that. Which is highly unlikely.

>>20508791
>dow futures keep going up you guys are tweakers
>DOW -100 pts

>futures
oh no no no no

>>20508858
everyone recognized that he's trolling, I think you might be the retard here. I bet you post "underrated comment" on reddit

>>20508871
How many racist banned mtg card and card art?

Sayonara motherfuckers.

>>20508881
What's reddit?

>>20508865
At least wait 2-3 weeks bro

>>20508895
It's where you belong

>>20508919
Sounds fun

>>20508919
ahahaha very funny kind stranger!! take my upvote!

>>20508807
My cock is like the untied nations bro, it sees no colors and again, the way I see it my kids might be miserable by having a ghetto mom but those of us with some consciousness need to breed more, smart people rear one or 2 kids while hood rats drop a litter of 8 nigglets per sheboon.
The world is getting dumber and fucking dumber by the generation, anyone above room temperature I.Q. should breed 2 or 3 little spics, sheboons and mud sharks.

Again think of it as doing a favor to the world, we're at levels of Idiocracy none tolerable.

You would also knock them up early to price the niggers out their pussies

>>20508821
After this week?
As in, not right now?

>>20508758
>>20508802
Actually now that I think about it, I can probably leave this cash for longer. A lot longer. Like 5+ years while I'm not earning.
Does that make a difference?

Anyway much obliged, thanks.

$40 in 2013
400 in 2020

Daily reminder that if you support any rights for faggots besides the right to a bullet in the head, you support child molestation. These people are so deranged in the fucking head that they each each others feces, and yet plenty of Americans are happy to see them "married." You deserve what's happening to your country.

>>20508858
how will jizzlaine naming the pedos affect the stocks?

Whats the most anyone's made on SQQQ anyway?

>>20508899
dude in that amount of time it's already like 10-20% gains missed possibly

>>20508991
90 degree angle straight down

>>20508991
not good news for spce, I can tell you that much

>>20508791
it's crashing you dense retard. your monitor must be upside down

>>20508872
>Stimulus negotiations all week
Absolutely
>Corona effects
Mild headwind effect. Market is still clearly determined to focus on recovery over shitty current (expected short term) situation
>Earnings of a century in terms of uniqueness.
I don't think it's that unique.

>>20507854
Lose the trip, faggot. You're actually worse than both literal trannies and anime fags. Your forced meme also sucks.

>>20508997
O-okay anon. I tried. H-have fun.

>>20508974
GODDAMN I want to get some collectibles...
Think the VIP thing might be worth the big bucks if I stuff it in my closet for 5-10 years?

>>20508842
Interesting reading, thanks.

>>20507805
>https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/
how in the shit do you read the graphs on this site, I am just too much of a brainlet to understand..

example: buying MSFT call

>>20508943
do your thing bro

>>20509061
Just hover each square. Closer to expiry = less return. Farther away from the call = less return. It tells you your net if it gets to a certain price by a certain date.

>>20509037
I dont understand collectibles.

>>20509061
>how in the shit do you read the graphs on this site
It's in percent increase/decrease. -100% means your financially rooooooned.

>>20509061
Change output type to money. Since you lose money as the call expires, you have to pray it stays in the green. The longer you hold, the more money you lose waiting for the stock to rise. Never buy anything less than two weeks left to expiration or you are literally giving money away.

I got it lads. I'm going to try reverse iron butterflies with $1 spreads on weeklies. Sell to close the second one wing shoots ITM. Buy at close, sell at open to limit PDT and increase chance of a wing being momentarily ITM with the gap.

So are we going back down towards the weekly moving average?

>>20509137
>>20509061

Also this call is extra shitty since you have to pray to God that MSFT goes up buy 10 to make any decent gains unless you can buy more than just 1 call option. Start with smaller accounts like Denny's to get the feel for it without losing money. Microsoft is literally not going anywhere anytime soon.

>>20508437
only if you're in it because you love her :^)


also FUCK I hope SPCE drops now in the morning so I get my puts back

>>20509214
>Goes up by 10 in the first three days

Missed that part.

>>20509201
who cares

>optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/credit-spread.html
Suddenly I'm much less confident in my MSFT credit spread... but I've never used this shit before and I don't know too much about what it means.

When are we gonna have days like these again?

Buy cheapies on monday. Get 2nd Govt check in august. Check covers cost of cheapies. So cheapies cost me nothing.

>>20508044
That's the stupidest thing i've read all day, no gunz retard

>>20509201
Just look at the pretty stochastic indicators and cross reference Jupiter's orbit.

>>20509137
>Never buy anything less than two weeks left to expiration or you are literally giving money away.
idk I doubled my money by going all in on SPY calls on the 14th when it recovered the next day and it was for 7/20 expiration.. maybe I just got lucky since a $10 jump is pretty big.. I lost all the gains during the crabbing after I re-went all in again on more calls.. I shoulda held off.. I'm hoping MSFT does the same thing this week with earnings.. 205 and/or 210 7/31

>>20509214
that's funny, I bought puts on Denny's a few weeks back (cus who in the FUCK is eating at DENN right now), and their stock popped up a bit. I got out a lost maybe $7.

anyway, thanks. I haven't been paying attention to the market past couple weeks but all I see is a) earning this week and b) omg tech bubble pop!!

Breaking: Judge working on Epstein Deutsche Bank case husband and son shot by guy in FedEx outfit.

>>20509255
Second lockdown officially in 30 of 50 states Tuesday morning markets drop 8% I am q anon :)

>>20509268
>cross reference Jupiter's orbit.

>>20509255
2 years from now. NASDUMP is going to slowly go down over the next few weeks I think but I'm not betting money on it.

>>20509304
this is somehow bullish for FDX right

>>20509307
trust the plan!
trust sessions!
follow the breadcrumbs!
WWG1WGA

>>20509304
At least post a link anon it took me a minute to find.

https://heavy.com/news/2020/07/new-jersey-federal-judge-husband-son-shot/

>>20508160
maybe in a month

>>20507657
>Lum
Absolute God tier taste

How to use OptionsProfitCalculator to fine puts to sell? Considering AMAT, AMD, MU, SLV, WEN
Maybe something like ARKK or KWEB too...

>>20509324
jesus christ terry had some based things to say

>>20509425
>SLV
hi cunny bro, i'd make double sure SLV won't execute unless it's EoW. price fluctuations for silver spot might go all over the place.

>>20509255
THE BULLS WILL PRAY FOR A DAY LIKE THIS

>>20509187
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/99ykz7/flipping_butterfly_spreads_ftw/

>>20507657
When the Euro, takes the Orphan the Moon will rise

>>20509415

option spreads are a waste of time and money, don't trust me try for yourself and enjoy your failure

>>20508943
Have fun paying child support

>>20507935
How much and when? I’ll join you in this gamblers haven.

>>20509445
>won't execute unless it's EoW
this confuses me, can you explain?

>>20508660
Were all fucked bro. No one left alive. We're all financially ruined.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

......

Same time next week?

i’m shorting this market with everything i have

today is the day the crash begins and i make it

>>20509508
I’m doing 10c 8/21. Gonna put 2,500 in

Green/Crab week
>Congress will announce new stimulus.
>Earnings priced in.
>Fed will print and buy stonks.

Stonks only go up.

You dirty bears missed your chance.

>>20509552
with no survivors?

NOTHING CAN TOPS MEME

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Any thoughts on junior gold miner ETFs? I think gold will go up to $2000.

>>20509592
you wish, i’ve been warming everyone for weeks about today

this is the end, go cash or short or lose everything

>>20509493
Sure, you got to be responsible as long as the woman is not too greedy

>>20508720
Bunch of coomers in that thread but you should read up on OP for a doom scenario

>>20507766
Party time, florida and arizona being pushed to close with no more icu space

>>20509508
>>20509590
In reality, most likely 7.5c 8/21. If I feel like gambling tomorrow and depending how much SQQQ is by market open I’ll do 10c.

>>20508720
It’s an absolutely fucked thread.

>>20509590
Cheers. I’ll join you in brother, money is fake and we are spirits in a material world.

>>20509635
Yeah, you've been saying this for three weeks. ICU's cycle patients by the day. Either it's filled up or it's not.

>two more weeks bro

>>20509635
crash incoming big time, lockdowns all across the country

i’ve seen what this virus can do first hand. my sister had it and she felt horrible

>>20509592
That doesn't sound like a plan, Trump needs to figure another way, another pump will destroy the economy for good if it even has any chance now, they're betting it all on a vaccine whoever finds it first wins.

>>20509625
>i’ve been warming everyone
knock it off!

>>20507657
does anyone have this exact pic but topless. this is very important

OH SHIT I THOUGHT HE WAS ALREADY DEAD AND THEY WERE KEEPING IT SECRET

> RIYADH, July 20 (Reuters) - Saudi Arabia's 84-year-old ruler, King Salman bin Abdulaziz, has been admitted to hospital in the capital Riyadh, suffering from inflammation of the gall bladder, state news agency SPA said on Monday.
>The king, who has ruled the world's largest oil exporter and close U.S. ally since 2015, was undergoing medical checks, the agency added, without giving details.

This... could cause some instability, no?

>>20509720
don’t want free market advice?

Short Disney if you want to live -.-

>>20509696
If NY isn’t locked down then no crash.

Oh look another Sunday filled with doomposters that are just brimming with themselves being very smart and rational.
Surely this time we'll have a "rug pull" and the legendary "Blood Red Monday" they've been talking about for months

>>20509696
>she felt horrible
Oh god, she felt bad. Better shut down the economy and arrest people for leaving their houses.

Fuck anime

>>20509770
I've stopped masturbating until she gets better.

An0n$,

If Trump dies from virus, are markets going to crash?

>>20509759
if you look at the technicals and the news surrounding covid and china then you would come to the same conclusion

I miss the old days
Why is China allowed to exist? Before you know it, they’ll have another plague because some idiot cannibalized another citizen

>>20509740
Maybe the powers that be were mad, or he's too old, or a different fren called in a favor and now it's his turn. He'll probably die from a sudden cardiac event or commit suicide and the new ruler steps in without missing a beat. They've done it so many times it's like changing a light bulb at this point.

>>20509759
boboposting on the weekends is a time honored tradition

>>20509759
It can happen Tesla it's the only company that can save this

>>20509680
>/smg/ is this fucking stupid on a Sunday night
I think I might pass on posting this week too... I'm very glad that the conversation is ICUs and not deaths, but the meme arrows are fucking retarded, we're approaching an adequate sample size to confirm, beyond reasonable doubt, that there is a directly proportional relationship between economic activity and ICU admissions. It's stupid to even talk about it. Corona is a headwind, and that's about it. The states aren't able to shut down again unless the state reps think that the penalties of running an unbalanced budget will help them stick it to Donnie. There's much more interesting shit to speculate over and this is the BS you're fixated on.

>>20508823
Redpill me on ARK, been seeing them a lot, whats their deal?

>>20508810
Monday buy coke calls. Tuesday sell them and chill. Wednesday buy lvs puts. Thursday sell them and buy discover calls and amex calls. Thoughts?

>>20509830
We now have thousands, and thousands, and thousands, AND THOUSANDS of ventilators sitting around that we don't need because their stupid plague didn't materialize. You don't NEED an ICU bed for the vast majority of Covid patients. That's just where the hospitals put them first because it gives the highest bill rate on top of the special Covid bux they get from the feds. These numbers are all manipulated hard for money.

BOBO ARE U OK
ARE U OK
ARE U OK BOBO

BOBO ARE U OK
ARE U OK
ARE U OK BOBO

BOBO ME ARE U OK
WOULD YOU TELL US THAT UR OK BOBO

YOUVE BEEN HIT BY
YOUVE BEEN HIT BY
A SMOOTH CRIMIBULL

>>20508823
What are you, a mutual fund? Sell some losers and increase position on winners. Or average down on some losers if you still believe they are solid. Too many positions

>>20509878
Dumbest person i’ve seen itt is you. Start taking this shit seriously or get left behind.

>>20509747
I'm hot enough as it is, no more warming.

>>20509819
Hasn't this one been in power for ages, and the past 5-10 years been in hiding while MBS consolidates power?

>>20509918
You're the same guy that's been here all day. You type, ironically or not, like some guy in his 40s on Zuccbook and it stands out like shit on /biz/

Goin deep on
MVIS
AZN
DFFN

>>20508887
They forgot to ban this one though, kek

>>20509826
Oh fuck you, this time we're crashing for real this time :'(.....

I swear....

>>20509933
the only reason why the covid is a problem is because of zoomers like you not giving a fuck and spreading it to more vulnerable populations

if not for you we might be able to escape more lockdowns

>>20509950
oh fuck oh no

>VIX up 1%

>>20509971
It's killing the people who are a succubus to the economy:

Black people
Old Boomers

Bullish long term.

>>11848493
Fuck you mate

>>20510003
older people are the only ones with money to keep the economy moving

you’re wishing for a great depression and you might just get it

>>20509944
Why DFFN

>>20509625
Why?

>>20509878
>yes! now let's open up big league to manage our normal patient inflows with the operational stress of managing a highly contagious and poorly understood virus.
There is a balance to the scenario, and I agree that the numbers are very likely skewed depending on regulation and other economic stresses. With that said, the established relationship of economic activity up and infection rate up is what matters (for the time being). I completely agree with analysts that say Corona should be modeled as a natural disaster, but what I think that's missing is that this is a one to two and a half year natural disaster. I will also state that the ventilator situation and creation of a liquid set of resources between hospitals puts the US in a much better state than it was back in February, but we really need to understand the virus more and let it keep becoming weaker. Additionally, vaccine won't happen and it's a liability for the corps that get the pump. I think KURE might be of some interest, to answer your original question.

>>20509933
lol you sound like you're underage.

>>20510003
bullish for economic well being longterm. Incredibly deflationary and bearish short and mid term.

>>20510037
a perfect storm of bad earnings, ending stimulus benefits, china tariffs, and a new wave of lockdowns will crash all sectors of the economy this week

>>20509971
Sorry Boomer, you can't shit all over the generations that came after you and expect any sympathy...

Fuck man should I sell WKHS or keep holding

>>20510051
Q2 earnings shouldn't matter, anon. Unless there's other things HAPPENING (THERE ARE BURGERS COOKING I CAN FEEL IT), we're probably going to have to wait for September and November.

>>20510025
>wage suppression and the erosion of the middle class as the rich suck up all the wealth
>this is somehow the average consumer's fault
Yeah no fuck off.

Is it crazy to believe that Tesla will beat Q2 earnings?

>>20510078
it will be the q3 guidance in the earnings that topple the first domino

the whole world will learn there is no quick recovery and the panic selling will begin

>>20510075
At this point you're stuck until the USPS Contract gets announced. You've had three weeks to get out. If you haven't by now you're staying.

>>20509525
You're selling right? I would make sure to appreciate volatility if you're selling with expiration dates longer than a week on SLV.

>>20510097
not at all

You fags better hope they extend unemployment or say goodbye to your gains.

>>20510103
When's that?

>>20510137
Sometime in the next 84 days.

>>20510137
never it was a pnd rumor

>>20510075
If you sell now, remember to write your losses off your taxes.

>>20510100
>q3 guidance in the earnings that topple the first domino
I'd be very surprised if it isn't some wishy washy "things are looking up." BS that a bunch of... something... ends up shooting line up. Although last week i remember some headlines that had some dampened/uncertain expectations over earnings. If I was able to bet, I'd say that we're not breaking away of the general trend from 2008 to present on the S&P until September without an additional shock. I think we're near the top of the channel, and the bottom is near 2800 give or take 50 points.

>>20510025
Older people don't contribute in taxes and instead increase medical costs in the trillions.

new
>>20510209
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>>20510180
younger folks are far less healthy

>>20510035
Because I like to gamble

JESUS SHITTING BRICKS

Is this big enough to buy RGR premarket?

>>20509947
fucking kek how common is it?
probably won't be worth anything if it's common

>>20510106
Yes, selling. I'm not sure what you mean by "make sure to appreciate volatility", honestly I don't mess around with options much but with things perhaps over-valued, I thought I might make some money running the wheel or at least selling some puts. And I wouldn't mind having sa larger silver position lower.

>>20510261
>Is this big enough to buy RGR premarket
no

>>20510261
SLV could explode in either direction, or maybe just crab. I'd be careful. Over the month, i think there's more downside risk, but It's somewhat murky for me.

>>20510261
No it isnt worth anything. Just funny they didnt ban it. I traded my entire collection into a handful of old singles, about 20k worth. I almost traded into Invoke Prejudice for the lols, glad i didnt!