/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for tesla to $2,000

Peepeepoopoo i fuck my dog

>>20504680
>https://nhentai.net/tag/diaper/
No
>https://rearz.ca
What is that

>>20504680
Get to sucking that fucking cock faggot.

>>20504680
BASTE BASTE BASTE!

AHHHHHH BROS WHENS THE DIP IM READY TO DROP STACKS

I need SPCE to drop to $22-23 so I can make a small profit and get out of these puts and go all in on MSFT calls

>https://nhentai.net/tag/diaper/

SPCE calls

Snib snab until November

>>20504740
you had all fuckin week when we were crabbing around the lows retard

>>20504680
BPD and ecstacy conceded with low self esteem
She's a teenage dream if you hate yourself
Bright died hair and obnoxious clothes thinks communism is the way to go

Tacobell is fucking with the menu items again. 11 items is getting pulled. Thank god my 5 layer burrito, bean burrito and the shredded chicken melt is still there.

>not a stonkler OP
fucking gay

>>20504680
Gonna go full steel stocks my dudes,
Whats in your portfolios frens?

Can someone explain to me the basis of SQQQ? seems to be a pretty stable climber looking for something to dump 10k of stagnant cash into.(copy and pasted cos i didnt see new thread)

>>20504740
AZN calls lol

I got raped in the movie theatre bathroom this weekend frens. Ive been coping by staying blackout drunk since but im scared im going to kill myself soon. I also really need to shit but have been holding it in because it hurts so bad and dont want the gashes in my asshole to become infected

>>20504817
sqqq is literally betting against america in the worst possible way. unless a can time a crash stay away

>>20504877
fag

>>20504781
please tell me my chalupas are safe

>>20504781
taco bell is puppy food

its literally gross.

>>20504710
Can’t afford options :(

>>20504877
Well all that matters is that you had fun

>>20504886
Is sqqq expiring n shit like the monthly Vix etfs?

>>20504781
as long as they keep the crunchwrap I'm good.. even though that last bit of it always has too much goop in it to eat

>>20504817
>eems to be a pretty stable climber

well you said it yourself, it only goes up :P

>>20504817
You're better off going in on TQQQ when you feel the markets are primed to climb and switching to TMF when you feel the markets will flip and dip

>>20504746
You bought puts on the new nkla?
How fucking stupid are you, I am selling evening and buying calls in this stupid stock for next month selling next week.

Yeah, that's how stupid Twitter mouth breathing idiots are

Palladium is so close to breaking out now and doing bull run phase 2. Whisker away.

>>20504877
>I got raped in the movie theatre bathroom this weekend frens
They are open?

>>20504781
>>20504900
>>20504902
>>20504936

Starting August 13, you'll no longer be able to order the Grilled Steak Soft Taco, 7-Layer Burrito, Nachos Supreme, Beefy Fritos Burrito, Spicy Tostada, Triple Layer Nachos, Spicy Potato Soft Taco, Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, Loaded Grillers (Cheesy Potato, Beefy Nacho), Chips & Dips and the Mini Skillet Bowl.

>>20504877
Where are movie theatres even open?

has anyone looked at $NTEC? saw someone post a shill thread about it earlier.

>>20504961
MARKET CRASH ON AUGUST 13 CONFIRMED HOLY FUCK

>>20504910
You know a few weeks ago I paid $150 for a TSLA 1610 was like wow this is retarded sold it for a 200 profit then watched it climb to $2500 wtfffff

What would be a catalyst for circuit breakers soon?

Yellowstone supervolcano erupts?
War with China over Taiwan?
Solar flare takes out the internet?
Jerome Powell dies of COVID and money printer stops?
Ghislaine Maxwell implicates hundreds of billionaires, politicians, and CEOs in a global pedo ring?
Tesla found to be a fraud and Elon Musk escapes to Belize to live out the rest of his days memeing from Twitter in exile?

>>20504961
going 100% cash this ride is over

>>20504961
Maybe their drive thru won't take 45 minutes with a simplified menu. Holy shit it's supposed to be fast food.

>>20504961
NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN NACHORINOS

>>20504877
I'm sorry to hear that fren. Purhaps there is a help line you can call?

>>20504961
i know a lot of people liked those beefy fritos burritos for 1$

very cheap and practical

>>20504995
Dood they are like 595 dollars a contract right now even for the Far out contracts offered at 3500 expiration.

>>20504961
>no 7-layers
WHAT IN GODS NAME IS TACO BELL DOING

>>20504680
This thread is so based we're gonna make it this week TSLA/WKHS/DENN bros

Stonks go up tomorrow?

>>20505047
practical for clogging arteries at least xD

WHEN WILL THIS FAKE MARKET CRASH IT IS NOT FAIR THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS HOLDING THIS SCAM UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EVERYONE IN THE MARKET IS A CRIMINAL

How does the decay thing work with the inverted index stocks? Also where does the money even come from if it’s tracking losses?

>>20505082
No.

>Just looked at SQQQ 5y graph
Jesus christ how horrifying

>>20504746
>>20504737
>>20504680
blessed TUM TUMMYS!!

>>20505008
nice
I'm gonna buy the dip, I bet it's prudent cost cutting and streamlining, and probably something to do with beef costs as well.

AZN BROS.....POST YOUR POSITIONS

>>20505091
dude i can get a 2$ taco at any taco truck and itll be like 10x better than any dog food placed in a wrapper at taco bell

>>20505005
unironically this >>20504961

>>20504946
My puts are ATM, I'm just expecting a very small dip.. line has been going up for a while now it HAS to come down a little bit and I'm not even a bear

>implying I am not buying deep OTM puts and calls on Friday morning for 7/31
The IV crush from earnings is going to regenerate the potential for gamma abuse.

>>20505051
I know and I cucked myself out of my gains by being a "safe" retard and selling at 100% profit

>>20505005
>Tesla found to be a fraud

He didn't bought the dip, it'll be 2k before the weekend

>>20505092
Just ride with it dude. Swing trade with the markets, not against it.

>>20505120
JUST SAYING WHAT REEEE this whole AZN shit feels like a fucking scam like oh we might have news it might be good like why do they got to be such cock teases about it

Futes looking pretty weak

How much CLSK should I amass tomorrow at market open?

>>20504961
how do i short this..........

Imagine unironically not having a neural network for market forecasting

Do you like gambling

>>20505122
Why do you have to ruin this threads with your kpop trash faggot?
Go eat a fucking bullet

>>20505195
YUM brands

>>20505195
Puts on YUM

>>20505122
Yeah but is it worth it to live in a west coast dump just to have access to taco trucks?

>>20504817
>SQQQ TQQQ****
Im autistic idk how i mixed them up lol

>>20505200
MVIS is loved by neural nets

>>20505132
I highly doubt it you recall how DIS cuckifies anyone that dare shorts it they are doing this to SPCE look at all that upward volume

>>20505214
because it gives me recognition

i dont believe in anonymous chatting boards unless you were like trying to expose the government or something and didnt want your name out

for all other purposes its totally impractical and we become dumber because we dont place a face on a person so i could be talking to a black guy whos goal is to kill all white people but im talking to him like hes a white nationalist

it doesnt make sense

>>20505222
checked and there are taco trucks all over here way up north

>>20504781
SHORT IT

>>20505222
no but i think they should unregulate the whole country

so you could sell food on the street and have lemonade stands and what not

matter of fact im in favor of kicking all beaners out!

>>20505200
I just place all my favorite companies into a hat and pick three at random. I then I dump all of my money into them and hold for a few weeks or months with stop losses set. Hasn't failed me since.

>>20505287
>wtf is a broker?
>>20504961
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20505252
you have to go back

>>20505252
>for recognition
You’re not the only fag posting kpop retard and there’s an option to type a name out when you post.

Looking at pharma tomorrow, I see: AZN, PFE, TTNP, DFFN. Is AZN a sure moon this week? I might all in on that.

>>20505200
I write some ticker symbols on a tissue and ejaculate onto it. I buy the one with the most jizz and the one with the least jizz to see which one performs better. Results so far are inconclusive.

>>20504961
>Starting August 13, you'll no longer be able to order the Grilled Steak Soft Taco, 7-Layer Burrito, Nachos Supreme, Beefy Fritos Burrito, Spicy Tostada, Triple Layer Nachos, Spicy Potato Soft Taco, Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, Loaded Grillers (Cheesy Potato, Beefy Nacho), Chips & Dips and the Mini Skillet Bowl.
How do I short Taco Bell

>>20505321
anonymity only helps the bad people

if i knew who i was talking to , i wouldnt waste time talking to them most the time

id look for white men or asian men to basically throw ideas at

not like women or blacks who cant interpret ideas

>>20505338
but then youll just get banned faster

i dont need a name tag

Will NCLH moon this week on vaccine news?

>>20505348
not sure if theres a possible dip. it might run the whole week like moderna/nvax did last week. I got in on friday but i imagine PM is going to be 70

>>20504680
>https://nhentai.net/tag/diaper/
>https://rearz.ca
HOLY SHIT THE DIAPERCHAD HAS RETURNED

>>20505375
Fucking retard alert

>>20504951
Is PALL a worthwhile investment?

>>20505391
There is nothing chad about a developmentally disabled diaper fetish

>>20505376
>Will NCLH moon this week on vaccine news?
Yes.
Bears will be slayed this week. Shorts will be put to pasture. Price manipulation is OVER
:rocket_emoji:

can a chad please post the earnings whisper chart of whos reporting this coming week

>>20505082
of course aobachan!
now sit on my face, I've been a good boy

>>20505423

>>20505092
Don't. Fight. The. Fed.

>>20505252
Faggot

>>20505435
thanks fren

>>20505407
yes there is, it makes redditfaggots seethe

>>20505132
Dude your gambling on clown market, stop trying to guess what's going to happen and just follow the lemmings, there is too many mouth breathing soi boys buying stocks based on their cape shit fantasies, save yourself the misery I am going through right now, I have lost all my gains and I am down 2k of my own money trying to guess calls on logic.

Pic related, this shit is getting hammered left and right with the worst news a company can get and the soi boys are buying in droves to support they revolution against Trump.

Just buy long calls down to September and dump as soon as the stock starts to falter

>>20505435
So I can dump my TQQQ call bags on Wednesday open. Thank God.

>>20505092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

>>20505407
>developmentally disabled diaper fetish
>implying it's a fetish and not a necessity due to neuro/psych problems
he's a good dude, you shut up redditfag

>>20505252
>because it gives me recognition

You don't belong here, go back

>>20505375
>only helps bad people
“Hey guys, maybe burning and looting isn’t the best way to go about protesting violence
>gets full name doxed
>gets home address doxed
>the names and school where his children go gets doxed
>place of employment doxed
>loses job because of hundreds of people calling employer
But yeah, only bad people benefit from anonymity.

>>20505383
I got into DFFN at Friday's bottom but I don't think it's going to grow as fast as AZN. Might take the hit and get in at market open. Thanks.

>>20505252
Fagtard

Should I get out of CAPR and fomo into AZN first thing in the morning or will I immediately regret it

>>20505407
kys fucking faggot ass bitch

the futures are dead right? they're literally not moving

>>20505471
>neuro/psych problems

>>20505528
I've always regretted fomo'ing into a stock. If anything, stocks pump and dump all the time so just keep an eye out for the next one

>>20505485
leftists who try to brigade people will get exposed too

if the twitter and big corporations didnt censor right wingers

you eventually find out who the true criminals are because all the information is on the table

nasty people can use anonymous to muddy the waters to make it easier to do those criminal activities u just mentioned

The market in America is gonna collapse over the next two weeks. What’s the best way to profit off of this?

>>20505407
>he doesn't know that /smg/ is a diaperfag general
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>20505456
I concede, this is acceptable

>>20505612
Source: your ass

Not gonna lie boys it looks like we're primed to gap up hard and moon this next week here

>>20505612
Rice, beans, potatoes, toilet paper, and ammo
:rocket_emoji:

>>20505591
Blah blah blah let me backpeddal my bad take and redditspace while doing so

>>20505622
I post here all the time and had to wear diapers at night until I was 13 because I couldn’t stop pissing the bed

Stonklers picks for Monday: LLNW, AQB, MVIS, UAVS, IBM, LOGI

>>20505435
Sands will be fucked right

>>20505383
why not just calls

>>20505658
its not a bad take ive been on here a long time ive debated with women or niggers while the roastie will say "im a man btw"

and youll waste hours fighting a npc who cant change their opinion its impossible. women want to destroy civilization in their nature

>>20505676
earnings after close... when do you think the dip will happen?

>>20505252
Get a trip so I can filter you out.

>>20505649
>gap up and moon
not until we go down around 10200 we don't

>>20505695
was hesitant friday morning and Im too nervous about touching options. Went with shares because I saw the stable price is low 50s.

>>20497857
Alright, idk if you're still here but for you and anyone else who cares, I got around to doing a preliminary version of what I was talking about in >>20497753 so I guess the robintrack accelerometer is officially in alpha lol
all I need is for robintrack's data changes to start rolling in during Monday premarket and I will nurse this bitch through a manual trial run and report back.

>>20505591
Eat a bowl of bullets kpop faggot

>>20505636
Source is Coronavirus

>>20505717
you have to ignore it, we were all doing a great job before and it started posting less but with this new burst of attention you retards just emboldened it

when was the last time a Monday opening was this fucking hyped? I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tonight

Anime is the most unoriginal, uninspired art style I have ever seen. Literally since the 90s every anime has had the exact same way of drawing, indistinguishable from one another, well beyond over saturated and just plain lazy. Not to mention just how clanky the movements are like seriously stop animation like Wallace and Grommet moves more fluidly. Do you people ever wonder why the people with the most retched, degenerate fetishes flock to anime? Your head has to be seriously scrambled to enjoy that shit.

>>20505676
Wonder if MVIS is really going to keep pumping. I'm not sure why it's really pumping at all.

odds I sell my SPCE ATM puts at open

evens I hold and pray for a "morning dip" to try and minimize my -15% loss

>>20505717
>>20505750
see you guys are just big corporate tech normies

you believe in censorship

all im doing is saying words and it makes u angry like you need to shut down speech

i dont have this reaction towards anybody

even if you posted the most offensive thing imagineable to me

you couldnt do it

>>20505764
Oh come on, you can't mean that

>>20505663
Welcome home, brother.

>>20505764
do japanese ever watch american cartoons?

like old spongebob was my favorite

i wonder if any popular toons they watched of ours?

>>20505649
So long as NIO takes a shit, I don't care.

>comes back from a three day ban
>right back to avatarfagging
genuine mental illness. one look at their thousands of kpop generals would tell you that though.

>>20505759
I didn't do shit that's all I said to the tranny.

>>20505769
you need to get a fucking grip

>>20505867
What did ktrans do to get banned?

>>20505929
Who cares lol

>Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves; otherwise we will be scattered over the face of the whole earth.”

>>20505701
Your original statement is a bad take.

>>20504680
Damn bro you risk jail time keep this crap on your cpu?

>>20504946
The idiots boycotting FB probably have no idea it owns Instagram as well, and are probably dumping money over there.

>>20505962
whats a bad take

you have to explain things. this is what im talking about.

timcast irl will like make full fledged arguments hes the type of guy you can have a rational discussion with

99% of braindead 4channers just say "kys"

they cant speak or say anything coherent

>>20505398
PALL is a physically backed palladium investment fund tracking the commodity price (but not the futures price). It has low volume most of the time and sometimes kind of large bid/ask spreads. It's a slow rolling cargo ship and that is why I chose it for my palladium long. There are better options if you want more volume and possibly more volatility.

reminder that you don't deserve gains if you're too scared to invest

>>20505929
Nobody cares. Just ban him again and make it permanent.

>>20505848
>>20505785
>>20505701
>>20505591
>>20505591
>>20505375
>>20505252
>>20505282
>>20505122
>>20505047
imagine being so retarded that anons are more willing to tolerate diaperniggers over your dumb k-pop ass.
pic related may be from circa-2009 /a/ but it still applies to a faggot like you.
lurk moar newfag

>>20505980

>>20505978
Because you’re a genuine waste of time.
It is a bad take and is just a wrong statement.

>>20505979
>god I wish I was that noodyl
how's metals looking PALL pal?

>>20505282
That is the flattest ass I've ever seen in my life on the right
I'd still pull her hair tho ofc

>>20505999
that isnt an argument, im sorry sir.

you lack an argument.

>>20506029
Here’s a better angle

/smg/ is probably the most heterosexual place on 4chan. Keep doing God's work.

>>20506030
I don’t care what you think is an argument.

when did /smg/ become anime thread?

>>20505722
Good point

>>20506021
gold, silver, and copper are all flat tonight. All have entered a, probably brief, consolidation phase. This was apparent on Thursday/Friday and why I trimmed hold position a bit to free up cash for earnings season and possible entries on equties.

>>20505591
Anonymity is a retard sheep test in whether you can factually process information without a appeal to authority or popularity. Guess if you passed or not?

Do I buy TQQQ calls at open? NASDAQ is going to have a solid green week with all these earrings coming out right?

>>20506087
You seem knowledgeable. What is the best time of day in general to sell or buy a stock? I wanted to make some changes to my portfolio.

NCLH will moon on positive vaccine news?

>the futures
FLAT FLAT
FLAT AS A PANCAKE

>>20506110
With how sporadic it has been the last week, I wouldn’t recommend doing so.

>>20506091
anonymity is appealing to niggers and mudslimes
all day long

because youre taking in their opinions and you might trick your brain into thinking a white person is saying it

youre losing dignity in your self and your opinions and all sense of reality because youre ingesting things from non white people or women as if they were opinions that real humans are standing by

>>20505980
Can't win if you don't fight. Attack on Titan was very clear on this life lesson. Also gimme season four this fall. Supposed to be final season.

>>20505435
Capital One is getting fucked on Tuesday afternoon.
Mark my words, faggots.

>>20505741
Based. Absolutely fucking based.
I want to see you make a lot of money, anon.
Just a heads up that Two Sigma has probably already done this tho

>>20506064
Kek

>>20506162
Historically false.

>>20506139
Not a chance retard. Cruises will get extended bans on travel until next year.

>>20505987
I often get banned from the /a/ because the /a/ spergs have little sense of humor and do not respond well to gentle bullying.

Hey fuck anime

>>20506124
apparently buy close, sell open is a good bet. I don't time stuff in quite that way but people's backtested charts seem to indicate that is the big brain move if you're that kind of trader.

>>20506210
How can they last so long with no income? Is their only expense cleaning barnacles off the undersides of the ships?

SOXL nigga! WHAT?!?

>>20506087
hmmmm thanks
think I'll order a bar, seems to be the most cost effective way of getting a rock

>>20506124
a better question might be how to figure out the best time to sell a stock

I love money and I love cunny!

>>20506144
HOT

>>20506264
Thank you for the info.

>>20506290

>>20506124
For the last month it hasn't mattered, overnight movements dwarfing Intelsat movement.

Why are futures prices on yahoo finance delayed 10 minutes? Why can’t they provide real time prices like investing.com?

>>20506324
The "futures" prices on investing.com that are real-time aren't the real prices since they come from CFD exchanges. The real prices from the CME are delayed

>>20504961
7layer burrito was my mainstay ffffuuuccckkkkkk

>>20504961
LOOKS LIKE BEAR MARKET KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU LADS THIS IS IT FOR AMERICA, IT'S DUNZO

>>20505252
If you believe the speaker is relevant to the validity of an idea, go to any other platform (reddit, facebook, twitter, literally any other modern social media). As a bonus, they will have nice shiny upvotes for you and you can bask in all the recognition you want, if you play to their circlejerk hard enough. 4chan is not a web 3.0 (or 4.0 whatever .0 we're on) platform, your ideas must stand alone.

Ironically, I am thinking of SJW's and cancel culture when I write the above but your opinions on blacks (i.e. presumably writing off any opinion you know to be from a black person) are a good example as well. Anonymity is a great equalizer, if you don't believe that why are you here?

>VIX up 0.02%

It’s over isn’t it

>>20506170
Thanks man, you know I appreciate it, and you know if it produces good %s I'll don a trip and post buy signals at the start of market hours each day for you guys.
>Two Sigma
this is fascinating, is there any way to get ahold of their data or investment alerts or something? or are they just gonna counterplay my ass?

>>20506356
Hmmm interesting. So yahoo finance is reporting the real CME prices?

>>20506422
You got it

I got raped again in my boipucci fuck i cant live any longer

>>20505741
neat!
>>20506393
stop responding
it will go away, but you people need to stop responding to it.

>>20506439
Is there an actual difference in the numbers? Mahalos anon

>>20506280
Do you know how to read what you're posting or are you a weeb?
>Bar
Buy 10 oz silver bars. If you want gold, buy coins. Don't buy bars.

>>20504680
meme girl makes my COCK rock HARDDDAAAAAA

>>20506460
No problem. The difference is negligible, fractions of a point, but you probably wouldn't want to try scalping with it. Any higher time frame won't matter.

that's it i'm going all in on link fuck this market

>>20506366
the 2 chalupa meal was my go to, sucks that they cut chips and potato items it seems.

>>20504680
GODDAMN IT im down 1500$ because I listened to some faggot and bought 2k shares of LCI thinking it would moon, Im staying the fuck away from pharm stocks. Fuck you shills who recommended it.

>>20506462
>Do you know how to read what you're posting or are you a weeb?
what the hell are you talking about?

Yes I'm talking about a 10 oz silver bar.

NASDQ can only go up.

On a scale of 1-10 how bad will HAL do tomorrow?

>>20506528
LCI is a generic pharmaceutical company and I hope you learned your lesson about buying shit you've never heard of and haven't done any real research on.

It's worked for a lot of people lately, but it's not a sustainable strategy.

>VIX up 0.16%

>>20506528
actually look at what people shill retard
dont buy it without using a single brain cell

Any /ptg/ friends here? Is ACOR pumping tomorrow?

>>20505557
THOSE PANTIES

>>20505741
This is really cool. Pls post updates in future.

>>20504721
>newfag doesn't wear diapers
wow, what a shocker

>>20506613
yeah ive immigrated here off of every general getting deleted lol

>>20505741

>>20506633
Do jannies hate pennies now?

>it's just a flu bro

So many pedophiles posting tonight. Fn gross.

Umm sweetie? Your promised a blood red Monday.

>>20506690
>V-shaped recovery, goys

>>20506690
sounds like /biz/ in 1929

>>20506757
>>20506690
ummm who are you quotey?
And how is your picture connected?

Does this nigger think we care about some random internet article he found?

>>20506786
>priced in

>>20506757
>>20506690
who are you quoting

>>20506690
>>20506757
is that from mike maloneys book?

whats the plan for tomorrow

>>20506810
Bernard Baruch can suck my dick, fucking traitor.

>>20506532
I mean the dialog from your Chinese manga.

>>20506810
Too bad they didn't have the PPT and QE infinity in 1929

wtf red

>>20506853
I haven’t been able to focus all weekend. I think I’m going to gamble on ACOR. I’m hoping DFFN, TNXP, and HMHC move tomorrow. I picked them up Friday on hype.

>>20506906
I thought you were bullshitting for a moment. What happened?

HONG KONG REPORTS 108 NEW COVID-19 CASES, 48 HAD UNKNOWN ORIGIN - BBG
>HONG KONG REPORTS 108 NEW COVID-19 CASES, 48 HAD UNKNOWN ORIGIN - BBG
HONG KONG REPORTS 108 NEW COVID-19 CASES, 48 HAD UNKNOWN ORIGIN - BBG
>HONG KONG REPORTS 108 NEW COVID-19 CASES, 48 HAD UNKNOWN ORIGIN - BBG

>>20506823
The Trend Following Bible
Also
>HODL

>>20506963
>>20506906
I don't understand why you guys care about small ticks in futures the night before the bulk of summer earnings season starts.

FUTURES BLOOD RED

>>20506690
>>20506757
>>20506810

NO NO NO
BULLS WERE IN CONTROL

>>20506999
roosevelt, the ballsiest kike of them all
pfu

mfw red futures
good night

>>20504710
Maybe, but the stock is going to crash back down to sub 1000 levels at some point. Reality eventually catches back up.

>>20506999
The older I get, the more disillusioned I become of fdr.

HOLY FUCK STOP THE MARKETS

THIS THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE IS IT, THE BIG ONE

Guess who bought SQQQ calls Friday?

>>20507028
>tfw i don't care because boomer investing but enjoy watching anons seethe when they try to beat the market
When are you people going to wake up and take the boomer pill?

>>20507116
YES FREN, THE MARKETS WILL STOP GOING DOWN.....WHEN THE PRICE HITS 0

>>20507110
is this the dip?

>Nintendo still dipping
>Sony still ripping
N-no big deal
Thanks for the cheapies!

i can't sleep..
not when nasdaq is leading the red pack by 0.4%..

>>20505122
Based Houstonian

WAIT WTF AZN VACCINE IS REAL. IM TELLING YOU

>>20507165
this is only the beginning

WE ARE IN A RECESSION WE ARE IN A RECESSION BABY

I’M GONNA BE PRINTING FUCKING MONEY THIS WEEK

>>20505612
I fucking told you bros I fucking warned you this is the big one

When we start crashing, what is a better pick, UVXY or SQQQ?

who here is properly positioned for

BLACK

MONDAY

>>20507299
CALLS AND PUTS ARE IN BAAAAAABY

I know what is actually going to happen

Tip for newfrens doing a babby's first earnings season: go link below, see list of dates for earnings release with option to filter by market cap here:
https://markets.businessinsider.com/earnings-calendar?op=1

>>20507217
Would you share the site you're using for this chart?

Dutch trying to stop the brrr and end the eu

>>20507339
NO PLEASE NO MORE CRAB

>>20507341
tradingview.com
search for the ticker ES1!

>>20507341
tradingview

>>20507298
Why not both anon?

>>20507299
Sitting on almost all cash except some shares of tqqq I picked up cheap, and a handful of tmf. Not really worried

But really....it's just 0.3% down, and we are 3 hours after open. Just relax guys

Oh no!
The coin-shortage China dam coronavirus second/first spike shutdown craaaaasshhhh!!!!!

Guys what happened to Rosetta Stone friday? What’s the next Rosetta or Chegg?

>>20507356
>>20507341
it is 10 minutes delayed though fyi

use investing.com like this guy >>20507202 if you want live shit

Finally got the kids in bed
Let's check and see how futures are doAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mumu, just bogged a man,
Puts on stocks until they bled,
Dumped the market, now it's red.
Mumu, Monday's just begun,
But now I've sold and crashed it all today.

Mumu, AAAAAAAAAA,
Didn't mean to make you buy,
If you still hold again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on like your bags don't matter.

How do I figure out optimal strategies for wheel/CC/CSP?

>>20507356
>>20507361
Thanks

its time

>>20507383
>>20507356

what up racists use the ticker SPX500USD for futures on tradingview with no delay

>>20507110
AHAHAHAHAH SQQQ BROS WE'RE GONNA PUMP SO GOD DAMN HARD PREPARE FOR BIG GREEEEEN DILDOSSS I'M PREPARING MY ASS RIGHT NOW

At least AAPL is safe

Right bros?

>>20506950
thats pretty funny you have my same stack lol

>>20507299
>got out of everything, fully liquid
could have moved to gain, but then, I could have stood to lose

>>20507470
what the fuck thank you kind sir

has anyone looked at the biotech company $NTEC? apparently they might have a deal with Merck & Co.

>>20505222
Good luck

Futures are always red who cares why do they matter

AUUUUHGHHHHHHHH FUUUCK THOSE LYING FUCKERS ON THE FINANCE NEWS SITES SAID TODAY WAS GOING TO BE GREEN
what the fuck do I do, just set everything to immediately sell on market open now?

>>20507477
Reminder that 27% of Apple's revenues come from China.

>>20507527
this

Lmao I love these diluted bears.

Green by morning... As always

Buy more SPCE calls at open?

>>20507563
not this time

>>20507549
As fun as boboposting is, it's hardly red and it's prone to change before market open. Just assess the situation in the morning.

>>20507563
>diluted

Reminder that perma-bulls are brain damaged.

would you lads think this oil etf would be good to buy into? It would have to be near the bottom by now.

>>20507549
Futures aren't very accurate until about 330-4am eastern

>>20507619
>oil
'no'

Does anyone know of any programs or spreadsheets that make it easy to track your cost basis will running the wheel?

TSM CRASHING HALF A PERCENT

NEW
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>>20507657
>>20507657

>>20507555
So?

>>20507382
>Guys what happened to Rosetta Stone friday?
News came out that they might be getting bought out and have obtained advisors to that possible end. Which would be bullish for the share price.

>>20507445

>>20507736
ooooo neato

>>20506403
>>Two Sigma
>this is fascinating, is there any way to get ahold of their data or investment alerts or something?
No fucking way.
"Efficient markets hypothesis", dude
Whatever info they monopolize is the secret to their gains.
I think they are required to file something with their short positions. I've never dug into that info though.
>or are they just gonna counterplay my ass?
They won't play "against" you. But if they play the same things as you with a big portfolio, it'll reduce your gains.
You'd still have a stronger signal off the indicator than shit like P/E ratio, which is 100% public knowledge

>>20506602
the fucking thing dumped 10% on good news, yes it was a shit stock but i figured it would gain at least until 1100, not moon in the premarket then dump in the first hour.

>>20507831
Sounds like a whole lot of learning is heading my way! Thanks for letting me know about these guys anon

>>20505972
I hereby sentence you to 20 life sentences to be served concurrently for cartoons

>>20505252
>for recognition
Fuck off