/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20488555
My main question is whether there is a record on the blockchain, or can it be discovered I exchanged one crypto for another on some random exchange in Singapore or Shapeshift.

Yes crypto can easily be tracked. You best bet is to pay someone cash in person for the BTC.

Lord I hope I'm never in your situation

>>20488677
Word buy it cash you can buy eth cash too would be easier to buy rsr through uniswap no account needed

>>20488555
>not going to a tambunting and depositing 1 million php cash and getting crypto in 1 min

>>20488745
This OP. Take a vacation

>>20488555
they will ask you where the money went.

Monero

>>20488555
as far as i know there are btc mixer sevices that transfer your btc to another wallet via some proxy wallets which makes it harder to trace

>>20488555
I also told my wife about crypto and now regret it

Take out a life insurance policy on her then hire a hitman.

>>20488777
You could just tell them you bough crypto with cash but then lost your keys. What are they going to do, make you pay money you don't have? It's not illegal to lose your money this way.

>>20488555

you dumbass. it'll be obvious you sent money to coinbase. wont matter what you bought with it.

>>20489683
they will watch the account and if they see any activity, you're fucked

>>20488555
>Getting married in the 21th century
Get fucked you cuck

>>20490151
You mean the bank account? It's his money.
He should have bough crypto with cash in preparation way before the wife wanted 'her share' though.

>>20490251
>You mean the bank account?
his crypto account

Actually you will be on the hook and be charged severely for attempting to hide your assets and give you ex wife a major leg up in proceedings. That’s fraud anon. “Oh idk what happened just bought a shit load of crypto and it disappeared!” Is horseshit defense. You’re better off saying you gambled it on a shitcoin(that you created) then send that money to shitcoin to buy it (basically to yourself) then crash the coin. Voila you’ve left a paper trail of your “mistake” and committed smart con fraud congrats for being a scumbag and protecting your assets from a shebitch.

The only way to make it untracable to (You) would be buying the BTC in USD cash thru a P2P gateway or BTC ATM's (some of them). The courts will see that you have xyz USD taken out from coinbase in your bank account if you do it this way. Alternatively you could just buy ETH on coinbase, then use a mixer (this hides your money), then with a fresh anon address swap for RSR. Mixers are risky tho so be aware of that but you really are going to lose your money anyways if she wins. Then in the event you really want to be super safe just wait until a Mixicle powered DeFi gets launched - send your ETH or RSR to it and take it out - this will make it 100% untracable. Mixicles are probably about 2-3 years away tho maybe less.

>>20490548
what if some pajeet finds this shitcoin and shills it, and then it's worth millions??

>>20490477
That's why you buy the crypto from someone with cash, make a paper wallet and transfer the crypto there. They won't even know what your wallet is.

>>20490595
Then just exit scam and take the liquidity, even better lmao.

The law is crazy when if comes to demanding you give your money to a woman

It is illegal for you to go to the casino with your own money and blow it

>>20490625
Topkek this. Profit from your laundering even further.

>>20490574
He’s still on the hook the instant it leaves coinbase without a paper trail her lawyer will slap him for the spot value of withdrawn funds he doesn’t have a receipt for. You need a paper trail as an alibi.

Is it a joint bank account OP?

Does RSR even have a pair with BTC, buy ETH dummy.

Move coins to another wallet
Say you got hacked

>>20489683
>What are they going to do, make you pay money you don't have?
Yes. That is absolutely what they do. Look at Brendan Fraser or Robert DeNiro.

Buy GHOST

>>20488555

Op, you can’t really do this legally due to tax reasons. The paper trail will be there.

If you can find out away to slowly get bitcoin for cash without a paper trail, post divorce you can “launder” it to yourself via starting a twitch stream and donating it to yourself, then reporting it all as income. You just need to find a way where the BTC account is not linked to you. I doubt you’ll be able to get a large sum of BTC in an account that makes the effort for this worth it. Plus If it’s not your wife screwing you over, Uncle Sam will

>>20491524
letting women have rights was a big mistake

>>20491561
the fact you believe in a project from literally an insane man who is off his rocker is amusing as fuck. Get rekt scrub.

>>20490548
genius thanks for this post

>>20490595
lol like the producers

>>20489457
Its like they never heard of it. Kek

Say you bought 6ix9ine coin. I know I lost a few hundred on it.

>>20491961
op: judge i put 100k into this anonymizing shitcoin and its gone now, honest!
judge: lol pay up or youre arrested

>>20492053

Kek same. How can erase this black mark from my wallet? Just send it to someone random?

>>20492293
I keep it as a reminder of how retarded I was.