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20465999 No.20465999 [Reply] [Original]

You're walking or driving down the road and on both sides of the road is just endless fields of corn and you're the only one around for miles... Would anyone really mind if you just shucked some cobs and cracked a few of them tasty corns? Surely Farmer McDonald won't notice if one or two tasty corncobs are gone. Think of how much I'd save on corn products!

>> No.20466015

>>20465999
Is this in India?

>> No.20466052

I'm sure he wouldn't mind eat away.

>> No.20466202
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>>20466015
Iroquois

>> No.20466213

(((they))) fear the roadside shucker

>> No.20466254

>>20465999
>you're the only one around for miles
I don’t know mah nigga... if Farmer McDonald caught you it would be lights out for sure

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>>20465999
Well, most types of corn grown are meant for animal feed or processing, so the likelyhood of you snagging edible sweetcorn is relatively low. Good luck, shuck and jive on.

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>>20466052
There's no fences on any of these fields or some kind of alarm of even room for the cops to hide. The corn is practically begging to get shucked.

>> No.20466798

this thread