/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20441785
What is the agenda for this meeting?

There isnt an agenda anon, I just felt that it is important to pull the team together so we can collaborate.

>>20441785
lmao just switch to another department

>not plowing the married female manager in her office
It's been like 3 years now and I still think about it every time I fap.

>>20442521
you’re mentally ill

>>20442461
underrrted post

>>20441785
>working for fake paper money in 2020

>>20441785
Spends half the week meeting with members of the “ecosystem” to get feedback, really just gossiping and shit talking without accomplishing anything

>>20442461
do wagies really?
this is pathetic

>>20441785
I'm still in uni so I don't have managers but supervisors and goddamn.
Every male supervisor I had is super chill and every female supervisor has had this uptight insecure attitude.
Do women actually think that being angry equals an authoritative character?

>>20442521
We need more details anon

>>20441785
Have specific programs and training I develop to roll out to my direct reports.

“That’s a great idea anon, let’s pull in 10 other people to provide input so everyone can benefit. Ensuing cross functional meetings destroy ownership and responsibility for the initiatives with no set action items or timelines for deliverables.”

>>20441785
“Anon, the team isn’t collaborating with this other group. When I had your role we were very engaged. I want your whole team to drop what they are doing an give me 3 accounts each by end of day that will benefit from engaging with this other group”

No problem I will have the team pull this together. Since you want to drive engagement between the teams, can you clarify who is responsible for the follow up, how often you want the teams meeting on these accounts, and how we will define success from the collaboration?

“Anon, I just know it worked better when I was in charge. Send me the account lists and I will determine next steps.”

1 year later and have not heard another word on the project

>>20441785
This is Tyler.

Tyler, with Grammarly’s help, is writing an email to his boss, Anita.

Tyler sits just 15 feet away, though it can feel like the distance to Antarctica, approximately 47 million feet.

Tyler desperately wants Anita to like him, but doesn’t want to sound unsure of himself.

He also wants to explain the incident at the elevator.

But this probably isn’t the email for that.

It’s an email asking to lead a team workshop, because more collaboration would be really helpful. . . beneficial.

But Tyler worries that Anita doesn’t think he’s competent. Especially after the time he told her: “I’m a suppository of information”

And she gave him this look:

Since he clearly didn’t know what a suppository was.

This time, Tyler is determined to find the right words, the ones that will connect best with Anita.

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And the distance between Tyler and Anita stops feeling so far.

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>>20443096
They pulled you off it because you’re not a team player. Do all incels lack introspection?

>>20441785
>Imagine having a female Nigger manager.

>>20442696
majority do. Find the good ones. stay with them.

>>20443166
I know 100% for a fact nothing happened with the list because I actually work with that other team frequently. She asked for the same info from the 2 other managers that report to her and they never saw anything either.

She just immediately overreacts to any offhand comment from our VP, creates a firedrill, and then get distracted by the next squirrel that runs in front of her.

>>20442696
this is why they all complain that whenever they try to act dominant they're called a bitch, they can't distinguish between leadership and power.

>>20441785
iktfb

>>20443311
And yet somehow she’s higher than you in the hierarchy if she can make such demands of you. Once again, do all incels lack introspection?

>>20442461
The high pitched voice
The slutty outfit highlighting her small waste and big bust
The fake tits clearly visible
The fake smile of sincerity
The overly done head nodding
The sarcastic, demeaning voice

Goddamn I wanted to hate her but instead I hate fucked her and now look where I am... Just another coomer with 2 suicide stacks instead of a make it stack.

>>20443155
W-what incident in the e-elevator?

>be me
>have female manager
>insecure about others not perceiving her as important enough to be a manager (even though she's been the manager for years and is quite competent)
>loses respect from people after blowing up at them to show she's the boss
>starts crying in the back after arguments
>gives you silent treatment every other day because "you haven't said hi to her"

there's no space for insecurities and emotions at a workplace
woman managers =< no managers

>>20443320
Exactly. Also their 'power' is very forced. Just physically I'm 20-30cm taller and almost twice as heavy so there is no physical basis to their power. So instead of just keeping calm and rational they try to act tough but in this childlike frustrated kind of way.

>>20443350
Are you saying everyone moves up in a company because of merit and competency?

>>20443532
Power isn't entirely derived from physical strength, anon. The fox is more powerful than the lion in many cases even though the lion could easily eat the fox if he caught it.

>>20443523
What kind of job is this? Sounds low tier as hell

>>20443593
Not at all, I’m saying you lack introspection. The fact that I’ve had to say it three times now also strongly suggests that you’re a dumb nigger

>>20443350
And a nigger was president.

>>20443667
low/mid tier sales sector I could say

>had female manager/director in IT
>she was pretty based
>helped me grow as an IT bro
>promoted me twice, gave me a raise once or twice out of cycle, bought me lunch for my bday every year
>she left for a different company and we said goodbye
>my life was better for knowing her

not all chick bosses are bad bros, now I have a guy as my boss and he's cool... I've been pretty lucky so far in my career

I've had many managers. Gender did not make a difference on whether they were lazy or micro manager.

>>20443631
Yeah i'd say it comes from your actions having consequences. So they do have power in that they can grade you badly or fire you or whatever.
But I think that this form of power is a lot harder to perceive instinctively then the typical "alpha" kind of power of being huge, having a deep voice etc because of the instinctive physical threat. So whilst they do have power, it is harder to perceive compared to a man that is in the same position.

>>20441785
Your mistake was being a fag incel

>>20443674
You are either just making assumptions with no actual details, or just baiting. I’m not sure which

>>20443906
I'm working from home on a new project and never met her. Project harder incel.

>>20444055
He is a turbo autist.

> Male managers: Right there in the shit with you, solving problems together and helping you grow into an expert in your field
> Female managers: Don't actually do any work, spend all their time in meetings and shuffling assignments, avoids conflict instead of fighting for doing the right thing
I've had two of each, would not recommend.

>>20442579
too true

>>20441785
ITT socially retarded anons who can't into work with other humans

>>20441785
I honestly wouldn’t care if I had a female manager. I currently don’t, but have had one in the past. It’s literally the easiest thing when you’re charmingly Chad enough. You can do whatever you want, get whatever shift you want and other women like you just because your lady boss does. But if you’re a loser, expect having the most miserable time of your life working for a female for you will get none of the benefits.

>>20441785
I have a femdom fetish so i think i would like it. Unfortunately all my bosses have been male

>manager’s last name is Rosenbaum
>has hired a Goldberg, Perlman, Schneider, and Lieberman in the past year
>all of them fast tracked to senior positions

>>20442579
literally all managers are just meetings that never do anything

>>20441785
>manageress sends you smiley faces in emails

>>20443841
Hi chad

>>20442534
fag

>>20443416
Raep

>>20441785
Try having an unironic dyke manager

>>20445030
Why is this allowed?

>>20443674
he lacks social awareness anon.

>have female manager
>they try to establish themselves and act domineering
>a week later they dont care and let me do what I want
>2 months later the female manager gets replaced by a next female manager because of some generic excuse
>cycle continues for a year

I hate wageslaving I hope it collapses soon

>>20445030

>>20444972
>if

>>20441785
i work in a place where 9/10 guys are male and i think im going to die alone

>>20445213
have a life outside work retard

>>20441785
>mommy female manager

>>20443155
Kek

>>20445213
why? do you need a company mandated wife or something?

>work in logistics management in ultra-luxury retail (mostly SAP but also have to handle the merchandise because it costs a fuckton)
>have italian and french female managers in their 30's
>they'd playfully bully me because all of the girls that work on the sales floor would spend way too much time chatting with me when they needed something

if you're even moderately good looking work quickly turns into high school

>>20441785
>tfw my first job was an overnight shift at a gas station
>my only coworker was a gorgeous young Swedish girl
>my manager was a fat middle aged Spanish lady
>the Spanish lady loved me and was blatantly jealous of the Swedish girl working with me all the time
>any time something went wrong I was never blamed and the Spanish lady would put all blame on the Swedish girl
>She eventually bullied the Swedish girl off the shift and then promoted me

>>20445041
>stopped attending meetings my department's managers set up, which I was told were critical and necessary months ago
>nobody has noticed or said a word about it

>>20445356
Lol this is my experience with female coworkers and managers

>>20445319
i dont know how to meet girls on my own time and the kind of girls at bars or tinder wouldnt be into me

>>20443364
underrated

>>20445030

>>20445477
jesus christ what a retard

>Be me
>IT slave for local school
>Woman for principal
>Principal has been in the district for so long she's 4 years from retirement and was principal for years at another school
>Just got assigned to this school the year I started there
>Literally did nothing, acted like she had never held the position before, had the APs do all the work of running the school - told them to figure it out if they didn't know how to do it because she could never offer any guidance
>Focused on making the school look pretty(never lifting a finger herself of course) and enacting unnecessary bureaucratic procedures that were dropped 3 months later
>Discipline for students nonexistent, any attempts from teachers and staff to implement procedures was swept under the rug because it would make her look bad
>Kids that should have been sent to local correctional school just in and out of ISS listening to music and playing games all day
>First AP of discipline dipped because he couldn't do his role and essentially was doing principal duties for half the salary
>New boomer APD hired who was a "friend" of principal
>Poor guy had an unhealthy work ethic and the principal exploited him like no other
>School event needed setting up or taken down? AP's stayed after hours to get everything sorted while principal went home
>Cemented her role as "queen of the teachers" - just wanted to be a support person for the teaching staff
>Never wanted to discuss HOW things would be done, just wanted them done
>Would regularly move staff offices around for no reason other than a power play
>Blew the budget on stupid shit and when the district found out about misallocating funds she threw the blame on the bookeeper. Also talked shit about said bookeeper to another principal when she tried to leave to a different school. Moved bookeeper to a office the size of a closet and gave her office to a social worker who didn't even work for the school district

Yes I hate women in leadership how did you know?

>>20442521
degenerate

>>20445887
Why parents dont complain to the school district?

>>20445887
I have multiple family members working in schools and they all have the same kind of stories as you. Sounds like hell.

>>20441785
>Be me
> Work as dev
> 18 people team all white
> 1 womyn QA

Feels good niggers

>>20445356
Oh God this is me at every job I’ve been at that had women. Then the dudes at the gig notice women noticing you and they get jealous of you. shdhehdnjshwxknems

>>20446108
It was the most ghetto school in the district, which made the lack of discipline procedures far worse than if implemented (or lack thereof) at another school. The parents didn't care as long as their shantaylah was babysat while they were at work. Often the worst kids didn't fall far from the tree.

>>20446203
The way the school system promotes the administrative staff leads to an absolutely criminal amount of nepotism and ass kissing. There is absolutely no merit based promotion in the district I worked. This leads to the most incompetent and least trustworthy people rising to the top.

>>20443350
Typically there’s a big difference between the competent people who actually get things done and the status chasers who just want to make it to the top.

>>20443364
Kek

The other day this mentally ill foreign bitch of an assistant manager who barely spoke english was giving me shit at my wage slave job that I was quietly planning to leave in a few days so I just straight up told her off and quit on the spot. I hope word got to the real manager that she ran off another employee and her "career" takes a hit.

>>20446289
Uuuuuh are we working in the same department?

>>20441785
Hahaha has a female manager that bitch got demoted and they put me in charge hahah! She cried gender and they told her to shit her shit

>>20446289
what can I self teach myself right now to get a cool software dev job in the near future? really looking how to get a job outside retail or fast food.

>>20443523
Wait, if she's giving you the silent treatment then how did you find out why she was giving you the silent treatment?

Not even lying, 10 minutes ago I had a conversation with an 'office manager' female at an IT company who uses the company resources to promote bisexuality and consensual non-monogamy. Makes me feel very justified in the whole being a hikki thing.

>>20441785
>Having female co workers

>tfw no femdom manager

I only had one female manager, but she was very nerdy and introverted. She was definitely trying to hide her Pl. She didn't gossip though and got to the point, she was cool. The other female managers in the department did gossip though.

That's a man

>>20443674
Shut up you fucking retard, you have said absolutely nothing

>>20445030
please don't make me antisemitic

>>20445887
Filthy bastard boomers, they have to give in to covid and perish already, I FUCKING HATE BOOMERS REEEEEEEEEEEE

Threads like these are why I keep returning to /biz/

>>20445030
Wagie moment

>>20447236
You will be
You will be...

I've had a female manager for a few years now, she started as a developer (actually seems to know how to code) and eventually worked her way up to manager. Pretty introverted, leaves everyone alone to do work, only starts pulling people into meetings if people above her see an issue, and she's apologetic about it. Probably one of the better managers I've had.
Last year our corporate overlords started bringing in just female employees to these progressive feminist liberal discussions about women in the workforce, talking about how there's a gender wagegap, and women face discrimination, and about being assertive. Typical leftist buillshit and she seemed to accept it, and started to get a bit more annoying about bugging people to do things that really didn't matter, but it seemed to die down after a month.
I imagine other women that are just into their careers entering those discussions who don't know better, who get brainwashed into being the most batshit insane people. As if academia isn't bad enough, they've successfully infiltrated the workplace.

>>20447369
I love this board...

>>20443364
>waste

>>20445030
Anti-semitism, the post.

>>20447006
>white people

Good to know male chauvenism still runs rampant in today's day and age.

>>20447236
>not already one
how new are you?

>>20447494
KIKE HAHAHA

>she calls me a good boy in front of a large crowd

Yooo, what the fuck bitch. I should have called her out the first time, but I did the 3rd time.

How to make social respect gains?

>>20442521
You're a degenerate but thats still pretty hot

>>20442696
Yes

>doing anything at all besides refreshing chainlink on cmc 2000 times per day

>>20445030
>he doesn't pretend to be Jewish at every company he gets hired at

Retard

>>20446940
She probably talks in her sleep

>>20443364
Pretty sure the sum of two suicide stacks is a make it stack

>>20442696
oxford?

>>20445356
And if you're unattractive, it's still a schoolyard

>>20442461
you know why they want to 'collaborate'? because they don't know shit

>>20445068
Smash

>>20442696
Yes, for women leadership is simply telling people what to do.

It's almost like women can't comprehend what makes a good leader, I have yet to see a respectable female leader. The CEO of my previous company straight up sat there playing with her kid at the office while the vice president was out on his 3rd consecutive business trip pulling overtime.

Meanwhile at the end of every HR email is a reminder on how they're "ONE OF THE TOP 50 WOMEN OWNED BUSINESSES!". What a fucking joke, sir gay please release me form this hell

Look guys - few years back my experience used to be same as described above. But last few years I've met female programmers who are total pros. You know the ones who every few days push 100 files flawless pull requests. Some of them mothers for little ones and occasionally doing team leading stuff too while staying empathic. Good looking too. The workplaces have become so hyper-competetive that many of them have really stepped up their game to the point I basically look up to them based on meritocracy.

>>20449766

Slacking female programmer hands typed this post

>>20449811

BS anon. It's fucking truth.

>>20449811

And I have disaster stories to tell from the past but let it be. In my eyes they've redeemed themselves - this new breed of women I've met.

>>20449271
This. The females in my project refuse to just shut up and learn on their own so they insist on everyone talking to them. Won't leave me alone.

>>20441785
>boss is a white nationalist and he only hires whites

Feels pretty good.

>>20449811
You're wrong anon

It reads like a reddit cuck post

>>20450067

Go fuck yourself fag

>>20449811
Stop being an incel nigger, look at distribution curves and accept that even in traits where women are worse than men on average, you still have like a 30-40% of picking a random woman who's better at the task than a random man is. Individual women can make good leaders, programmers, engineers, whatever, it's just less likely. Diversity quotas foul up representation and put poorly qualified individual women in places where they don't belong to puff up minority rosters which is why you meet so many that are shit, they're there to fill up a column on a bar chart that gets shown to the senior board of directors.

If I was a female boss, coder, engineer etc I'd be incensed at the prospect of hiring based on race or sex. Totally deligitimizes the efforts of those uncommon women who give a shit about quantitive work and bust their asses to get where they are just to drown in an ocean of talentless diversity hires.

>>20450116
>Trying to fit in NOW
should have saved those words for before you started simping for female programmers

time to go back

>>20446924
Haskell

>>20450164

I'm not simping for females, I'm talking about good programmers who happen to be women. I'm not talking about all women to be great in the workplace, fuck no.

>>20450150

I can't believe my low effort shitpost drew in such a hothead. Now I'm convinced this person is a roastgrammer

>>20450164

I can talk about terrible females who basically have destroyed the projects and one point in my career where I walked big circles around women, cause I knew they were trouble and up to destroy me. This is what you want to hear right...

>wide mouth sojack.jpg

>>20441785
> Not having a hot boss that you can jerk to since she's the only one with her camera on during meetings

>>20450205
ill check it out thanks.

>>20449963
I cant imagine how efficient and productive an all white workforce would be

>>20441785
>have a female manager
>wears a short skirt
>sit two seats away from her at meeting
>look at her as she's talking
>glance down at her thighs
>looks at you, sees you glancing

Well, that job was fun. Was getting old anyway.

>>20451277
If she didn't complain, she's giving you the go ahead.

>>20449811
kek at all the toasty from this post lmao

hire a male one retard

>>20449811
Based, fuck women

>>20451277
kek you're probably fine.
I had a meeting with just me and my female manager in a tiny ~8x10 room, she's in typical business attire, skirt, collared shirt, jacket, but the collared shirt had a few buttons unbuttoned. This looked fine when she was standing/walking around, no cleavage visible, but once we sat across from each other she leaned forward enough that I could see down her shirt and a decent amount of cleavage. I couldn't help from occasionally glancing down as we talked, and I saw her smile a few times. Not really a power move or anything since we weren't discussing anything important, but I wouldn't be surprised if she did it intentionally.

>>20451266
Until they unionize.

>>20446940
because he's not autistic

>>20451266
We have a few non whites, but they're Asian so they're at least skilled at what they do.

>>20445356

post face ugly faggot

>>20452131
Did you fuck her?

If you're chad female managers are the best because they really want to get fucked by you

>>20452283
>>>20451266
>Until they unionize.

Get fucked. Caucasian unions are good and it was what boasted our standard of living... before the dark times... Before the jews.

>>20447369
holy based

>>20448679
+1 good boy point (gbp)