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im 6'1 rich and /fit/ GIB ME A GF NNOOOOOOWWWWW

>> No.20418695

>>20418663
Please insert your penis in the penile measurement device and we will allocate a girlfriend for you shortly.
>beep boop beep
Sorry, sir, it appears that currently we don't have any girlfriends available for individuals with micropeni. Please come back soon!

>> No.20418724

>>20418695
holy rekt. better buy a batthmate before it’s too late op

>> No.20418746

>>20418695
>>20418724
hey my pp is at least average

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20418837

>>20418695
Fuck.

>> No.20418850

>>20418746
>thinks he’ll be able to scoot by with an average pp

>> No.20418873

>>20418695
Our soon to be future if things continue down the path we are heading. Scary.

>> No.20419387

When was the last time you approached a woman and asked her out anon?
How many times this month have you engaged a woman in conversation and escalated things?

>> No.20419421

>>20418663
brown eyes and in the uk i am down, i dont need money i just want a crypto lad, everyone around me is fucking normie or retarded chavs

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20419458

>>20418663
marry me

>> No.20419479

>>20418663
>>20418746
>he thinks 6'1 is tall enough
>he thinks average dick size is big enough
its 2020. minimum 6'3 and 7.5 inch dick if you want even an average gf

>> No.20419524

> he's not /fitlit/

>> No.20419564

>>20419479
>accurate

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>>20419479
>its 2020. minimum 6'3 and 7.5 inch dick if you want even an average gf
gf's are so 2019

>> No.20420268

>>20419479
this is only true if u want a girl from those shows like TOWIE or geordie shore

>> No.20420421

Start reading Neitche and Dostoevsky. Deepen your understanding of humanity, which includes females. If you're not a total retard, you'll figure it out. Or maybe you're gay. You'll figure that out too.

>> No.20420597

>>20418663
> 6'1
too short, mate. Sorry for your life of forced selibacy.

>> No.20420625

>>20420421
>Start reading Neitche
this