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>>20398028
tell me anon, what do you know about balut?

>>20398028
whats the blue thing on his stomach?
he be looking good

>>20398113
Those semi-formed eggs? I'd eat one. Shit, I'd even feed it to my quacker for some cannibal action.

>>20398028
I have 6 ducks. Used to have 12. Their home is on my river so I never know if it's a predator doing it or they just skip town. Mallards joined the party and became pets too. No they are not profitable at all and they stink if you do not clean every day, but they are pretty fucking awesome. Don't get the black ducks. I have two of them and all they want to do is rape the white ones and be assholes (I'm not kidding). The alpha white has in injured leg from a cat or something and still takes on those niggers

>>20398028
ducks are assholes. get chickens instead

>>20398216
lol nigger ducks rape too

>>20398151
diaper

>>20398028
They just squirt shit out like a garden sprinkler, you can't pick it up, you mop it up, bad investment all round.
On the other hand, having a backyard attack goose is probably more effective than a guard dog.

>>20398256
Yes it's not a joke. The bitch at tractor supply last year told me they were more intelligent than the white ones and had a wild side to them. I have noticed zero signs that they are smarter than the white ducks but they are definitely wild just like the negroid. I bought them as pets and don't have the heart to cull them

>>20398277
This. ducks are real filfty all-day long master shitters. The body size to shit ratio is impressive.

>>20398216
Lmao black quacker chimpout

>>20398216
Corey?

>>20398028
quackers make the best traders