/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

All this thread makes me do is buy into FOMO stocks

AHHHHHH IF I HAD BOUGHT GENE THIS MORNING I'D BE FUCKING RIIICHHH FUUUCKKKKK I WANT TO DIEEEEEEE

nasdaq more like fucking fagsdaq amirite

>>20387741
Digits and Texas announced their are locking back down again indefinitely

How do I invest in sex toys?

>>20387784
I didn’t spell that right so it doesn’t count. Trying again.
DIGITS AND TEXAS ANNOUNCES THAT THEY ARE LOCKING DOWN AGAIN

>>20387741
The SPX is going back to 1650 because this post is dubz.

>>20387807
>>>/jp/ona

>>20387784
>texas
>locking down again

I don't know why I read these threads, I just buy the same boomer stocks every month.

>>20387193
Looks like this has been discussed on the internet for years. Damn it, Google. You used to be beautiful.

https://www.marketbeat.com/press-room/google-finance-changes-and-alternatives/

>>20387807
alibaba

It's not too late to go balls deep on CAPR.

After this walmart dip ends I'm going to buy some calls for some easy money. Also going to buy some TSM shares for when they pop off tomorrow.

>tfw up 12 grand after tax
>tfw initially just wanted to make some spare money on the side
based meme flu

Fuck this shit.
DIGITS AND SPY CRASHES TODAY BEFORE CLOSE

Seriously though AMPY is up over 25% and I'm kicking myself for not averaging down

>>20387840
Texas is already in its second lockdown.

capr bros when will it be our turn

>made money again from abusing deep OTM calls on TSLA
Meme company and dudebro CEO but I'll take profits when I can.

>PHUN
Did anyone take advantage of this when I said to load a position? The TA is tasty from that 1.2 support. Rip this morning was nuts from yet another news catalyst. I might go long on this soon.

>>20387193
Google has spent the last 10 years making worse versions of everything they had already perfected before.

>>20387845
I’m just here to channel energy towards our lord and saviour Jerome Powell

>>20387840
brown cunny
bunny

>>20387784
I thought they were locking down again. Anyone got news source info on what's going on? Dont want to fomo into stocks simply because 1 news article about a "vaccine cure" to covid.

>>20387870
The pump continues

>>20387882
>bars closed
>its a lockdown
Yeah I guess

>>20387876
Never average down. You should have been selling calls. In fact, you REALLY should be selling calls now.

>>20387839
I mean they most be making a killing now.
It's basically an alternative for holidays.
>>20387855
Yeah ok

>>20387921
NO
DIGITS AND SPY DUMPS HARD BEFORE CLOSE

>>20387857
>13% up on no news
Fuck it, I'll bite the bullet. Whatever potentially leaked must've been good.

>>20387776
Why won't any of my biomemes pump like this?

>>20387924
Hasnt California put in heftier measures?

>>20387751
kek the absolute state of bears
permanently assblasted, expects others to do the work for him, AND is soooo fucking early.

>The stock market needs to crash now
>We need a new thread now, it' already 16 posts past bump limit and third page!!

Nigga what?

>>20387079
Thanks anon.
"mass censorship" like removing people from twitter is such a fucking dumb thing...

These people are so distracted by their pet identity-politics issues they can't see what's happening. Those are distractions, and they work well.

Some are claiming that the second dose of the vaccine gives you super aids.

What’s the story here? Most outlets are saying the side effects are expected and not dangerous

>>20387946
guys i think bobo is losing it

>manage my brokerage account and my dads account
>my portfolio was up 1000% then I started making bad plays and went to 500%, 400%, slowly bleeding
>started to inverse myself on my dads account
>tfw he’s up 123% in the past week

Love you pops I will go broke if it will allow you retire sooner

>>20387946
AAAAAAAAAA I SAID FUCKING DIGITS
GIVE ME DIGITS NOW TO CONFIRM SPY IS GOING TO CRASH TODAY
GIVE ME DIGITS NOW
NOW
RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU NIP KIKE OWNED PIECE OF SHIT
RIGHT NOOOOOWWEHDUDJSKKWJSJDKJDJXJSJJSKEKIG

>>20387946
digits and spy pumps until the weekend though

>>20387807

Buy LVSE (Lovense)

>>20387959
California fucked up. Gavin is literally trying to tank the economy.

>>20387963
just take the vaccine like a good lil sheep

>trying to swing trade
>trading on rumors
>technical analysis
>day trading trying to make rent and buy groceries
>asking for pump and dump tickers gambling on getting in and out
>not buying and holding for absolute bare minimum one year

>>20387973
DIGITS AND SPY CRASHES NOW

>>20387928
The lowest call is $2.50 and it's trading at $1.43 right now. That seems extremely unlikely or am I looking at it wrong?

>>20387963
just don't follow the "news"
problem solved

>>20387959
>California
California is its own super version of retarded.

Whew I'm up 11% today, single biggest day gain, % wise, since March.

Though I'm still down from June 8th highs. But just 2 more days like today and I'll be back up there.

>>20387971
WAAH WAA H WAAH WAA WH I LOSE A LOT OF MONEY

>>20388000
OH NONONONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20387973
>bears are /pol/ are the seething freaks who whine about not having a new thread at 326 posts
fucking pottery

>>20388000
digits, but you can't roll that many times, friend.

>>20387963
Rushed vaccines tend to have shit side effects and low immunization rates. Hence why half these vaccines are going to get fucked in phase 3 trials.

>>20388006
What the fuck does that mean

>>20388000
HAH
TAKE THAT BULL NIGGERS
AHAHHAHAHA I WIN AAAAAHAHA
SPY CRASHES NOW
YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY
AHAHAHAH FUCK YOU ASSHOLES FUCK YOU!!! LOSE EVERYTHING!!!! GO BE HOMELESS!! FCUKING KILL YOURSELF YOU POOR NIGGER BULL AAHAHAHAHHAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20387999
>>not buying and holding for absolute bare minimum one year
Am considering doing that on solid companies that arent "overvalued" bigly. Got the heck out of SOXL position. Something just scares me about it tipping over the esge and plummeting.

>>20387959
They closed movie theaters and some other stuff but its not a full lockdown like they had

>>20387963
covid antibodies last only few months, there will never be a working vaccine. everybody should just ignore the flu like scanndinavia and japan does

the last time they vaccinated was for swine flu and people got illnesses from those vaccines. also vaccines dont work for corona viruses they are different kind of virus type and almost impossible to vaccinate thats why sars did not have cure either

>>20388045
Are you ok, Bobo?

>>20388031
half you mean 80%

>>20388000
WHAT THE FUCK ITS ACTUALLY DUMPING THIS IS THE RUGPULL SELL EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20387971
the fuck are you doing losing money in this environment

Why is SPY dumping?

>>20388016
Oh my God look at that absolute cow
She is perfect

JEROME YOU FUCKING BOOMER SAVE US

daily reminder that lumber futures are being manipulated and my WOOD calls are up 30% since i opened them yesterday

these aren't bags i'm trying to pump, WOOD is tied to futures. you guys made me $8k on wkhs, i owe ya one.

>>20388024
FUCK YOU ILL DO WHATEVER I WANT SEE??
SPY DUMPING
I WIN
AAAAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
AAAAAAAAAAA

Thoughts on SAVA? GALT? LCI?

>>20388056
80% cant even go to church or get a haircut in california, it’s a lockdown

>>20388005
>>20387928
bumping for more info on AMPY calls, they look like shit to me but I've never traded options

reminder to go outside and get some sun.
your body needs vitamin D!

DESCEND INTO MADNESS

I'm buying TLRD. Anyone else buying TLRD?

>>20388069
This. 70% pass phase 1, but only about 20% pass phase 3. Phase 3 is about proving it works better than a placebo. Phase 1 is about proving it doesn't kill 50% of patients outright.
Now that everything's accelerated, you don't even have proper phases, just statistically useless rushes allowing the companies to cherrypick which of the volunteers they want to admit to having results for while discarding the bad shit.

>>20388005
Not sure where you are looking. 17th calls can be sold for 0.05. Not much but unlikely to surge that hard. The august ones will likely move soon. There doesn't seem to be much liquidity in AMPY. Might even explain the price movement now.

>>20388000
NO

>>20388022
Black hands grasping lolified anime girl is a lot less freakish bro

>>20388139
gonna need the tldr on tlrd

>Lost $13k on Tesla OTM calls because I'm a FOMO retard
>8 swing trades later, got enough capital to sell covered puts on TQQQ & credit spread on AMZN $2850/2800

If AMZN drops to $2850 somehow by Friday I will fucking cry
Otherwise this is how I claw back up the $13k

>>20388112
>40% of the middle-dose group show symptoms after getting vaccinated
great vaccine there, lads

>>20388058
nip government it's already saying they'll make the vaccine mandatory and nip twitter is going full conspiracy mode over it

>>20388133
Yes, I looked at them again and they aren't that great because there isn't any volume.

Ok guys. What do you expect to see tomorrow?
I have a bunch of airline, cruise line and oil stocks and their value went from 12.5K to 14K today. Do you think that rise will continue tomorrow or should I sell them in anticipation of another dip?

I SAID CRASH YOU PIECE OF SHIT SPY
CRASH
CRASH NOW
NOOOOOWWWWHSOKOSKSAGKALLAAAAAAA

>>20388032
they are just fucking with people with their bullshit fearmongering

>>20388106
yes usa is collapsing. they are likely too diverse and low iq culture already to play out long term

>>20388000
Anon you rolled a lot. Not like those digits mean anything. Although I wouldn't be surprised by a hard dump by eow or next week. The algos likely bought up a lot of stock eod yesterday eg the big pump across the board isnt just your average Joe Schmoe somehow telepathically all know "Buy now! It's going to pump!". Whatever their software measures are it could be that they dump based off how much they made or if sentiment begins dropping off (eg not caring about that news anymore). Could easily dump the market considering it only went up on "vaccine" news that I doubt most people would take.

Keep crashing, I want cheaper WMT and TSM calls. My FLIR calls are getting closer to break even finally too. The worse today is, the greener tomorrow.

>>20387963
7 out of the 13 that got the low dose got a fever or some shit along with 100% of the volunteers that got the medium and high doses. It might work, but good luck trying that 80yr olds

>>20388153
>>20388194
The August 21 $2.50 call went up 900% today, why is that? How much would I have to sell to even profit off of that? I have 95 shares of AMPY so I could almost cover a call entirely

>the pre and post market manipulation
>the controlled glide for IV crush
whoever the EVRI whale scam group was shitting up the boards on monday, you guys are fucking assholes

I want to take a break from the market for a bit. Should I just put my money into a blue chip and wait for a while? Only talking of a few weeks here. I was big into NIO and WKHS but I'm not sure what they're going to do in the future. Anyone shill me anything else which could be good?

>>20388241
FUCK YOU I GOT TRIPS AND I SAY CRASH

Netflix is officially a shitcoin

>>20388209
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BLACK MAGIC ITS FUCKING DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>20388228
Old news anon. The problem is timing when. Just fill your bags as much as possible.

SSL bros, sell day or hold day? Will it dip later this week or moonbound until next week?
>>20388228
Average white IQ in the USA is the same as Sweden, a few points lower than Japan. That's including all the white trash and IngSoc retards.
Imagine how big brain that makes the rest of us.

>>20388255
there are no blue chips in this environment

>>20388255
if TQQQ crashes soon buy some and store it there. otherwise i would do your bluechip idea.

>>20388112
Im surprised they find volunteers for this. Especially with how rushed it is. Would not risk life even if it got fully released as supposedly being safe for the public.

>>20388249
Yeah, apparently a bunch of pajeets have found a new hobby in shilling on /smg/.

>>20388056
>>20388106
>30 counties can't go to gym, church, or salons
Who cares though?

>>20388134
Thanks for the reminder fren!
I'm going to stop looking for stocks to buy after raising too much cash, and get some work done outside!

>>20388168
>Black hands
kek I didn't look that closely 2btrue
mostly just saw that it was Jack and didn't have nips or puss. Yeah I'm going to get rid of that one.

>>20388243
>I want cheaper WMT and TSM calls
how cheap could TSM calls possibly be before earnings?
Shit is it dropping? Maybe I should sell a call.

When is NIO going to crash, I NEED IT TO CRASH. THESE PUTS ARE SO FUCKING HEAVYYYYY

>>20388245
The OP Int is so low that you can sit on the bid/ask spread. Likely someone had a sell order up there since this morning or yesterday and when the price surged, some algo picked up any contract at that level it could find.

>>20387741
May I ask a question?
Why are earnings not a good way to evaluate a REIT?

>>20388312
Imagine betting against EV, the future

>>20388310
PUT
I MEANT MAYBE I SHOULD SELL A TSM PUT!!

How much CLSK should I be acquiring at this very second?

>>20388310
>Who cares though?
you were wrong, you may not care but you’re still wrong.

>>20388271
you were warned of weak support

>>20388312
Same bro same

>>20387823
Shut up bobo we didn't say you could post

>>20388245
When there are no bids, the price of an option is defaulted to .01 even if, as is the case here, the lowest the option can sell for is .05.

OILS CHADS WHERE ARE WE

>>20388192
>mandatory
Yeah no thx seems awfully fishy how these governments are really interested in sticking people with it.

>>20388300
Any you'd recommend? I was looking at NVIDIA but tech seems overbought. Possibly looking at JPM or TSM instead.

orbiting with $IBIO

Is it too late to buy GENE I was going to at 5 earlier and I want to kill myself now

>>20388344
Im not betting against EV so much as I'm betting against an overvalued EV in the biggest clown market ever

Also, Anyone got the scoop on IBIO???? its up 50% in an hour

i hope you bought the dip

>>20388372
TSM earnings tomorrow, I went all in.

>>20388389
Yes, don't touch it. Watch to see what it does in the morning though.

>>20388350
what was I wrong about?

I definitely sold LMT too early. That was wrong

>>20388372
>I was looking at NVIDIA but tech seems overbought.
yeah NVDA is one of the chips that seems too risky up here, in the short-medium term

>>20388293
I'm holding - up 23% right now and have a 90 day limit sell order at $21. If things spike up again I think it will get there but we'll just have to see

>>20388317
>>20388360
A lot of that is jargon to me at the moment, unfortunately. But basically I couldn't have made 900% unless I bought calls this morning and put like $1k into it?

>>20388372
havent done DD on them. although, I think Johnson and Johnson has some Coronavirus vaccine business going on. May check them out.

>>20388367
right here my man
setting the SL's tight though, expiry at the end of the week, innit

>>20388392
No EV company can be more overvalued than TSLA at the moment

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK JANNIES

AND FUCK AMINE

Made this for you guys, wish I wasn't moving house next week so I could focus on this doozy of an earnings season.

>>20388198
Idk about oil but there's no way cruises and airlines will stay up for long while Mexican beer disease cases are still climbing. I took profits on cruises in June and haven't touched them since

When I told you I was holding DAL though earnings, you all laughed at me.

Well I've got to say, you're not laughing anymore, are you?

Literally every single time I buy in it dumps
This has been happening for 2-3 weeks now
Last time I actually made money was KTOV.

>>20388393
where???

>>20388452
Long answer: no

I FUCKING HATE THIS SHITTY FUCKING GAME

>>20388310
I was waiting for TSM to drop to 65 but then lunch buyers jacked it back up to 66. I was way too greedy. SPY is dumping again so I'm waiting for this dip to end before buying positions.

>>20388367
Up $10k today
XOM, CPE, MRO, OKE

>>20388389
I bought at 5.7 and sold at 6 cause I thought it was dumping. Allow me to cope with you

>>20388421
It's at 2am eastern. Are you going to stay up for it anon?

>>20388436
Yeah, hello? BASED DEPARTMENT?

>>20388427
You could have bought the calls for .05. The highest they've sold for today is .10. So you could have made 100% IF you managed to sell them all for .10.

>>20388480
Naw, I'm comfy in my hold for now. It dumped a bit in my opinion because people knew they could buy back in in the morning.

>>20388471
posting questionable age asian grils isn't going to help you anon

>>20388367
SSL KOS OXY HAL RDSB here

>>20388448
INTC will take a shit, AMD is taking market share by the day and they are spending shitloads on R&D to catch up. They will have a rough few years to come.

>>20388471
so stop playing

literally take your money and give it to a professional fund manager
they will grow it at like 4% per year and you can just focus on other things

>>20388016
Name please

>>20388475
Correction: $13k

>>20388462
>Last time I actually made money was KTOV.
based wizard

>>20388353
So fucking heavy... And my dumbass accidently bought another one at the put price top last week instead of selling the one I already had.
>>20388367
Holding ET for the eventual overturning of the Dakota Access Pipeline shutdown
>>20388384
You have any reason why? QRD?
>>20388435
I don't disagree but I'm too much of a poorfag to buy TSLA options

>>20388436
>FUCK ANIME
Please, maybe some day

>>20388436
uhm

based department?

>>20388507
>literally take your money and give it to a professional fund manager
No one should ever do this. Index funds are superior to 90+% of "professional" money managers especially after 5 years.

>>20388348
As much as possible, then dont look at it for 15 years

if RDSA climbs just a little more, I can fuck off out of half of it for no loss (finally)

>>20388367
KOS
FANG
MRO
XOM

Happy day

EVRI’s volume is 7 times what it was at opening. Its going to explode in AH

Imagine buying anything at this level that isn't short.

>>20387741

>>20388475

How?

They're all up like 5% each. Did you buy calls?

>>20388491
So what would a play for tomorrow be, for example? Assuming I think the price will continue upwards towards $2.50, and I own 95 shares, how many calls would be reasonable to buy? Or how much would be reasonable to spend on it?

>>20388295
KO will exist even if humanity doesn't.

> bought GENE at $3

Shit, should I get greedy and wait? The gains have been incredible, but it seems like people are dumping now.

>>20388427
I mean I'm holding to at least 18 in the long term, but I need to get a little cash and I want to average down too if there's another dip.
I sold the last few $9+ shares I had for slight loss, averaged down to 8.2
Hoping it dips down to 8 again and I can buy in. If not, I still have most of my shares.
>>20388436
based

>>20387971
I get exactly what you mean.

>>20388563
I just have a lot of shares.
310 XOM, 6000 MRO, 65k CPE, 2900 OKE

>>20388563
maybe he just has a lot of money invested

>CROX ripping, greenest on my watchlist
>Copper finally dipping
what's it all mean bros?

>>20388579
Get out while it's triple digit gainz, wait for inevitable profit taking from others and buy back in

>>20388302
I had an online friend who was a neet and let scientists do experiments on him for cash.

>tfw sold BOXL like an idiot at 2.27
GO BACK DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH GO BACK DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

COME ON FUCKING PUMP IT GIVE ME THE SWEET GREEN GAINS

>>20388519
G-forces to moon too much SEND HELP$$$$$

>>20388652
back to your containment thread

>>20388655
that webm is so damn hot

GENE NO
FUCKING PTD LET ME GET OUT OF THIS SHITCOIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20387776
>GENE
Hindsight is 20/20, anon.

>>20388547
>7 times the morning volume
>1 million in morning volume X 7
>not knowing anything about volume

7 million in volume is absolutely shit tier. Lol

It's the same 3 people playing hot potato with those heavy bags lmao

>>20388579
Wow, ten shares?! That's incredible anon!

>>20388436
>fuck amine
But I wanted to fuck an anime...

>>20388547
I hope you're right

My Jewish friend just called and told me to leave the market. Is he right, or is this some kind of trick?

>>20388677
post more cute jewish girls

I HAVE LOST 2k ON CANADIAN PENNYSTOCK SCAMS TODAY PLEASE FUCk AND KILL ME

SQQQties where we at?

>>20388655
This is hot until you realize they're all Chinese

Glad i closed my SOXL puts for an approx. 33 to 40% profit. Right about where white line is at.

>>20388729
go 100% gold or 100% cash anon, the goyim march to their doom

>>20388729
>jews
>friends
kek

FUCKING GO UP PIECE OF SHIT

>>20388757
Big natural Chinese tiddies are always that shape too. Like sagger/torpedo tits. It’s great for p a i z u r i

>>20388748
I don't think any CA stock is worth looking at that isn't related to raw materials.

>>20388747
She looks Korean to me.

>>20388612
Nice!

Who's my little wolf of wall street?

Wish I'd sold at 10 but GENE was good to me while it lasted. Used 2 of my day trades today though... guess I'll see you guys next week

>>20388729
always do the opposite of what your jew "friends" tell you

>>20388729
He wants your bags for cheap.

>>20388729
A Jewish rabbi told my friend to buy XRP in 2018, so it was probably a trick.

Cramer says market peaks July 27th and valleys August 26th.

>>20388729
My digits spoke. We dump hard today. Sell while you still can

>it's every graph looks the same hour

>>20388748
which ones so i can buy the dip

>>20388835
Who gives a fuck what that retard says...pretending to time the market like that?

>>20388835
when and where did he say that?

>GOCO
fuck IPOs

>>20388835
wow he knows exact dates?

>>20387882
>NOT MY HECKIN BARARINOS NOT MY BASED PISSWATER SHITHOLES!!1
neck yourself

>>20388835
Cramer is an honorary jew do the opposite

>>20388811
n-not me

>>20388770
What happens is money is worth less, not more, because consumer prices have soared, so while there is an immediate pullback from shortage of money, long-term the market inflates and leverages even further beyond sanity as the big players realize investing is indeed the only way to preserve even a shadow of actual buying power at time of payment.
Things get worse for everyone, socialists use it as an excuse to shill higher minimum wage driving inflation higher once again on basic goods, and every honest hard-working person who didn't have time to figure all of this out gets fucked, and I, the lazy part-time-job internet faggot college dropout who likes to think a lot will secure my bag's value relative to buying power (minus fucking extra fees and taxes, as always) and still be able to buy my tendies when they're $20/lb

I knew this shit when I was 12, why is Schiff acting like it's news?

EVRI to $7.5
NIO to $19
EOW

PRINT IT

Even on shitty days Tesla still does great.

>>20388912
unf

Am I a boomer for playing options on GE stock? What the fuck

>>20388672
Leveling off now. I think it's DUMP time for IBIO
>>20388934
Im thinking $11-$12 for NIO pls. kthx

>>20388934
DONT LIE TO ME FAGGOT

NO FUCK YOU SPY I SAID FKUCING CRASH NOW!!!

>>20388934
I think if EVRI gets above $7, I’m selling.

Who here owns SHLL and WKHS? Am I too exposed to E-trucks?

>>20388920
which bags that you hold will give you buying power to purchase $20 tendies?

>>20388574
Where my AMPY options bruhahs at

>>20388959
I know people who literally make all of their money playing options on 3 stocks they know really well.

YOU TOLD ME EARNINGS SEASON WAS GONNA BE EBIN FOR BIG TECH AHHHHHHHH

>>20388965
EVERYONE KEEP YOUR EVRI
vertical zooms tomorrow pm and fri am

>>20388967
I SAID GO DOWN!!! GO DOWN NOW!!! RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOWWWWWHEISKSKSJDKDKJSJSSLDNSJSAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

>>20388977
>workhorse
why are you still holding that meme?

>>20388998
Big tech is a bubble in a bubble, everything is going down.

Can everyone cool it with the antisemitism? Thanks.

>>20388998
it will be you stupid fucking nigger did your stupid fucking head even buy netflix

>>20388934
what would make nio go up. looks like its just going down to me

>>20388574
Premiums are higher for call buyers when the price surges upward like this unless you expect the trend to continue. The volume is too low except in some far expiry calls. So learn the greeks to time your entry. It is a little easier if you actually want the shares. But only a little.

I need to make my portfolio less retarded with like 15 stocks. Should I just sell and start over?

>>20388000
can u not

>>20388556

I love pictures of these over dramatic brokers on the floor.

I LOVE BIG TITS

>>20388995
Big money or small amount in profits?

t. Want to make big money and never wagecucm again

>>20389049
ive been holding DAL and NCLH, i have no clue when i should sell

>>20388989
SSL
VNO
XOM for now
ET
NNBR
Hopefully AFLYY
Sometime next year when the market has "normalized" to its new manic state I'll re-evaluate which ones are keeping up and which are falling behind. I might just keep half for month-long plays and dump the other half in TQQQ just to be a madman.

>>20389036
Jesus christ

>>20387840
Florida is friday, the aides and shit keep leaking info and it's amazing. Chaos is coming baby

Wheres TSLA going

>>20389036
no i will not buy your bags

>>20389035
Fuck niggers
Fuck kikes
And fuck you.

20% of common cold cases are caused by a virus in the coronavirus family

there will never be a cure for covid-19

>>20389059
No FUCK you. This market is irrational and needs to DUMP. We should be NOWHERE NEAR ATH. Plus I’m sick of losing. I WANT TO WIN. ITS MY TURN. FFUCK ALL OF YOU.
NOW DUMP SPY
FUCKING DUMP RIGHT NOW

>>20389049

Yes.

>>20389097
no where nigger they caused the tech dump only a dumbfag would buy that shit

>>20388139
Bought some dirt cheap calls last week

>>20389049
Anything that is green sell before 7/27
Thats when the rug is pulled.
Pull out Friday 24th. McConnell is going to fuck us over and not extend unemployment benefits causing a crash.

>>20388112
Fastest vaccine ever took 4 years kek

>>20388934

More like EVRI slow bleed to sub 5 over the next few weeks while robinhooders slowly capitulate. Just like the last time it was pumped in June

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>20388939
Yeh bro I'm sure your 7/24 calls are safe bro

>>20389080
My retarded self just keeps buying other things and not selling. I think I may keep the airlines and cruise lines until August and just sell the rest here soon.

>>20389046
So basically, don't fuck with AMPY options? I don't even have the cash to really fuck around with options on anything more expensive than that, unless I get balls out lucky

>>20389119

Just bought another $2k in Tesla.

Excelsior!

>>20389116
>This market is irrational and needs to DUMP. We should be NOWHERE NEAR ATH.

>>20388989
Oh, and COST. Don't forget COST. Though it's pricy right now, good company but should dip soon.
>>20389035
Sorry I have a medical condition which forces me to name the Jew please understand you fucking bigot

>>20389130
No way they extend that shit

>>20389114
this is the uncomfortable truth for the boomers hoping for a vaccine

>>20389130
Probably solid advice

>>20389073
Big money probably for this general. Volatility is currently making it possible to do it with less but it generall isn't the norm for the market as a whole.
Hell, I've made money from abusing TSLA calls over the past 2 weeks that took me like 3 months back in 2016. And I think TSLA is hot trash.

>>20389093
I know you can practically see her pussy pulsating and getting wet through her panties

>>20389114
I DON GIVE A FREACKIN HECK I WALK AOURND IN A BUBBLE ON IMPENETRABLE PLASTIC

It's not too late to go all in on CAPR, you fucking faggots.

Methinks the market goes up and down for absolutely no reason. It's totally mental.

>>20389119
It turned green as soon as you posted
Keep going

>>20389130

Yep, the phat unemployment gibs are over and the cash is going to be brutal.

I'm going from $732 a week to $132 a week. Plus $1,100 a month in NEETbux.

>>20389130
>McConnell is going to fuck us over and not extend unemployment benefits
Jesus christ anyone that actually believes that the benefits won't get extended it such an ignorant contrarian fuck. As if all these politicians, party aside, would be dumb enough to shut down millions of people's jobs AND stop giving them unemployment

>>20389184
yes, and if a vaccine comes out its either a placebo, population control, or a microchip from id2020

>>20389116
infinite QE says the market is rational

>>20389161
You mean $1509 in Tesla

>>20389130
Implying people shouldn’t go back to work. But that does seem likely that there will be a fall once the unemployment runs dry.

IBIO chads, it's OUR time!

>>20389201
Lol post the stocktwits link again pajeet

>>20389158
I wouldn't. The lack of liquidity in the options chain would have probably pushed me away from taking an Ampy position in the first place. The ability to sell calls during dips is great and overall better than "averaging down".

Mods had to make an announcement regards to the Mr.Beast post lol

Mr.Beast said he will throw 100k in the ticket that the top reply said. I'm gonna report WSB to the SEC

>>20389114
>there will never be a cure for covid-19
Why is that a bad thing for the society?

>>20389035
third panel is completely wrong.
>/pol/ logic
Ironic because if you don't mention the jews, the rest of the statement is correct.
>/pol/ logic

>>20389208
Yes they would be,
You really never worked in government have you?
Dumbest of shits work inside.

>>20389095
Didn't FL have some bogus numbers coming from their labs? Something like 100% positive test rate. They don't seem to be reporting any recoveries either. Anything that happens there turns into a shitshow.

>>20389210
>placebo
unironically though, if enough people get it and believe it to be effective... it could save lives

>>20389130
Gonna have to agree with this.

>unemployment easy bux ends by eom at the latest
>eviction bans end by eom as well
>businessthat are apparently off more including airliners who just so happened to go up today

Lmao this market is like crypto now

>>20389228
>implying anyone is hiring right now
>implying the job market isn't an order of magnitude more difficult to contend with due to mass closures and work from home policies

>>20389201
Better moon by Friday I bought calls

>>20389252
it isnt, i dont give two shits about this virus

but msm keeps saying "vaccine coming soon!" and its all bs, all cope

>>20389063
Not bad. Has a good face, nice breasts, nice legs. A little chubby on the sides.

>>20389114
Colds aren't "deadly" and virulent enough to warrant research though. COVID made it profitable because of all the sweet gov money. I doubt we ever get a vaccine that's 90%+ effective anytime this decade though.

>>20389232
>implying it's a pump and dump

It would've dumped already, faggot. This shit is about to moon. Don't say I didn't warn your gaping ass.

Blessed virus for allowing me to "retire" early or at least giving me a taste of life after I retire for real. Thanks for giving me cheap stocks and cheap gas. Thanks for giving me 2400 in free money and soon another 2400 in free money from the govt.

>>20389210
I don’t know about population control or microchip but it could very easily be a placebo security theater if one does get pushed kind of like the shitty flu shots that get pushed every year

>>20389276

>>20389269
All of the numbers are bullshit.

>>20389114
A vaccine for covid-19 is worthless because the reason coronaviruses don't have vaccines is because they mutate so quickly. All the doctors are going to just say, "No, you asked for a cure for covid-19, not to prevent covid-20, I did nothing wrong" and walk away with huge bags of taxpayer cash.

>>20389208
Nigga i quit last year so no unemployment and havent been able to get a job since. Also less job postings.

>>20389208
Unemployment wont stop of course. But the boosted unemployment will stop. Back to normal, back to wage slaving, faggots

get out of tech and go to airlines cruises

>>20389207
>>20389190
>>20389168
>>20389228
>>20389267
>>20389273
How the fuck do you guys survive out in the real world with opinions like this? Do you just start shaking whenever people talk about Republicans? Ending unemployment benefits right now would practically guarantee the people in office don't get reelected. Free money is a free vote for these motherfuckers

>>20389320
why would I do that when amazon will eventually have their own airline

>>20389282
We'll bask in our new wealth together, fren.

>>20389206
Fortune teller on [s4s] predicted 1525.40 close yesterday.

>>20389238
Why can't you provide investment advice for money?

>>20389161
Moon mission baby, Moon Mission.

>>20389306
>doctors
>make money
>on research and development of all things
literal retard. C-levels will make money. The doctors get paid peanuts.

>>20389303
Pretty much, without data showing how many people are being tested and accurate numbers of how many have recovered all the rest is basically meaningless. There are all sorts of anomalies in the county level data.

>>20389232
The volume doubled today.

>>20389290
>>20389298
>>20389306
this is gonna sound /x/ tier, but i think that the US government likes to instill fear in the population to restrict the rights of its citizens, like 9/11 and the patriot act. I think this virus and BLM is the next big push for a transfer of power to the government

>>20389311
It simply won't happen that way, I can almost guarantee it. There aren't any jobs and millions of people aren't just going to suddenly switch careers because a bunch of millionaire career politicians mandated their jobs shut down indefinitely

>>20389238
So which ticker won?

>>20389322
People give no fucks about who to vote for, they already decided. And these faggots need to stop sucking off the government tit and go back to making nothing.

>>20389208
Shut the fuck up you blind retard.

>>20389130
>not extend unemployment benefits causing a crash.
extending it is unironically bearish

i almost said no to an offer because i wanted to get NEET bux for a bit longer

>>20389116
Instead of betting against SPY why not just bet with it?

>>20389217

Fractional shares, senpai.

SPY is about to try to break 323 a fourth time.

>>20389377
Stupid nigger who doesn't know how much money these people are making on overtime.

>>20389322
Bro it's not even Republican or Democrat thing politicians are just stupid as fuck they don't understand what people want they throw shit at the wall and hope it sticks.

You have an insane amount of faith in politicians if you think they're going to make the logical, mutually beneficial and thought-out choice.

>>20389322
imagine typing something like this out unironically

>>20389346
Okay Anon, I trust you, I've never been steered wrong here before

AMAT PUTS
MU CALLS
ERIC PUTS
SLV CALLS

Any way to know if these Unusual Whales are hedges or legit?

>>20389306
You sound like the guy who compared viruses to

Is the nio meme finally over?

>>20389389
Trump hasn't made any power grabs though there is the E2e encryption bill but that's the house

>>20389411
Because it has no reason to be up. Fuck QE. Fuck the fed. Everything is horrible and SPY should be sub 300 AT MOST.
That is rational and logical and reflects reality.
ATH are NOT rational or logical and do NOT reflect reality.

So I'm forever stuck with pajeets EROS

>>20389424
Underageb& detected. The people who develop vaccines get paid little more than minimum wage, retard. The clinicians who test them get paid more, but not that much. Most don't have "overtime", they're salaried. Fucking inbred.

>>20389322
Hows this political?

>>20389389
Nah the government just uses the opportunities presented to push for more control.

Up $5.6k today from buying TSLA at 1500 and selling whenever it hits 1510 or 1520.

>>20389201
Didnt this shit already moon 3 months ago?

>>20389369
(((They))) don't like competition.

>>20389430
>>20389429
>>20389399
>>20389397
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people? I have practically no faith in these faggot politicians but the one thing you can rest assured of is that they'll do whatever it takes to keep their jobs - and if that means a bipartisan "compromise" on continuing unemployment benefits, literally the only income millions of people are able to get right now, they'll 100% do it. They would have done it a month ago if they didn't want to play political theater and take a cushy vacation so they could magically pass a vote at the 11th hour.

>>20389468
You forgot to call him a drooling retard

>>20389466
JEET'D

SPAQ/FISKER going vertical.
This is going to be good,
Make Tesla look like a EcoCar.
How come nobody shorts Honda?, was looking yesterday puts are really low

>>20389466
thats what you get for believing in /smg/ memes

new

>>20389450
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>>20389450

>>20389238
go back there and don't come back, nobody cares about your love affairs

>>20389479
Its funny, the guy just instantly goes to Le EbIL ReBUVlicaNS like some sort of retarded NPC bot

>>20389468
Stupid nigger who doesn't know regular everyday doctors have been brought in by the government and paid hourly plus overtime.

>>20389320
Why do i get the feeling I should NOT go into airliners and cruises, and insteas GO into tech?

>>20389541
>>>/s/chool/

who else yolod netflix calls?

>>20388655
You just convinced me to get back into the dating world

>>20389525
Fun Fact, I voted republican all my life.
McConnell is still out of touch.
I don't know why you would want to defend him,

>>20389484
How many shares do you need to get this kind of return on $20 growth

>>20389460
All stocks should be lower anon. But you know the government and fed have it designed and manipulated to force it up otherwise fear of collapse and loaing their power is there.

>>20389293
Post it pajeet as proof of your DD lmfao

>>20389460
It's just a flu bro

>>20389585
I've also been Republican since I could vote but McConnell is a stupid fucking boomer who's political philosophy hasn't updated since 1980. All these Reaganite "fiscal conservatives" are fucking over the GOP meanwhile the entire Republican base just wants law and order.

>>20388859
SIZE
Ist didnt dip yet
But worse it got halted before the massive dip

REEeEeEeEeEErRrRrR
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>>20389482
you think? i find it weird that most MSM and large corporations are behind BLM and spread fearmongering news about the virus. I feel like the government is gonna use any opportunity for a power grab, but the media and large corporations make their job easier.

I see two possibilities:
they profit off fear so spreading the news is in their interest, and supporting BLM is to get them to buy their products and vote their side.

or

making the government more powerful is in their interest because it will ultimately make them powerful