/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for flexing on these haters like aerobics

anime

What's the next pump n dump meme I need a couple G's

Signs of being a retard that will never make it
>Dividends
>Oil stocks/companies, Tankers
>Gold/silver or any metals
>Still not having beaten s&p this year
>RTX

>>20364476
First for hating on these flexers like aerobics

>TQQQ mooning
>gold mooning
>TMF barely red
Betting against America never tasted so sweet.

>>20364492
Still TSLA deep OTM calls.
TSLA in general

>>20364476
Where is the hentai link you stupid fucking nigger?

anime is based

>>20364508
>Signs of being a retard that will never make it
Posting the same shit over and over

Is EVRI pumping AH too good to be true?

>no nhentai link
FUCK REDDIT NIGGERS REAL SHIT SMG HERE
>>20364499
>>20364499
>>20364499
>>20364499
>>20364499

>>20364476
Heh. TY after hours, now I can sell my TSLA tomorrow morning and feel good

>>20364508
Posting this every thread just makes you easier to identify and filter. You've never said anything constructive, never gave an actual suggestion or pick, and most importantly have never posted your own portfolio. You aren't worth the time of day. Ciao.

>>20364553

We'll come back to your thread at the end of this one. Don't discourage thread splitting.

>>20364508
TQQQ, TMF, and gold/gold miners are literally the only things worth holding.
Everything else should be options.

Holy shit, it is like you people here are speaking another language.

>>20364523
One day I hope to afford 1 TSLA option.

>>20364585
>Don't discourage thread splitting
Okay I won't

>>20364483
Pooooooooooooooooooop ahahahahhalalalalalalala pffffffttttttt brrrrrraaaaaaaaapppppppp GET A WIFF OF THAT!

>>20364541

>>20364585

*encourage

>>20364557
>Selling just before Thursday night.
You do realize all those puts expire Friday

>>20364585
If you don’t want that happening then respect board culture and tradition you Reddit kike. ALWAYS INCLUDE NHENTAI LINKS WITH EDUCATIONAL LINKS

>>20364600
what are you confused by friend

I have $10k to invest, and have invested $3,200 of it so far. I feel like I'm spread too thin, but still weighted almost exclusively towards tech. I'm about 50/50 between stocks and ETFs. What would you recommend I do with the remaining $7k? Should I better concentrate this portfolio as well?

>>20364600
> Holy shit, it is like you people here are speaking another language.

>>20364560
You keep confusing that guy for me. I was the person who BTFOed you about your PM stocks and inability to beat the market. It's hilarious how upset you still are about it but he doesn't have anything to do with it.

>>20364647
>buying one or two shares two dozen times
Are you fucking stupid?

>>20364585
We demand a reverse /smg/ split now!

>>20364549
I'm still holding from getting ass raped yesterday. Please God at least go up to $7.

>>20364647
You should make a plan.

Should we invest in 5G stocks or are they memes ? Shill me on some good ones

>>20364634
What happens on friday? TSLA price jump from puts having to buy stocks?

>>20364670
There's nothing wrong with that if you aren't paying commission.

>>20364549
>>20364683

Aftermarket/premarket pumping to rape the FOMO buyers tomorrow morning.

>>20364683
>buying a pump and dump at the top
These threads really do have stupid people in them

>>20364600

>>20364683
I’m in the same boat actually. I wonder why it’s happening...

>>20364698
Yes they will need to buy Thursday to cover those puts.

>>20364665
>there are multiple useless retards on /smg/ who constantly talk shit and never post their own positions
wow it's almost like the chan format encourages retards to shitpost

no1 mentioning EVRI?

>>20364746

Ever heard of CTRL-F?

>TSLA 3500c 7/17 went from a low of 0.15 to a brief high of 5.44
You will probably never see options chain manipulation of this magnitude again.
Also for fuck's sake, if you really are a TSLA bull, you should be selling your shares to get in on these fucking calls.

>>20364696
Gd that desk is so cluttered up. All the negative feng shui energy she’s is attracting is evident in her physique. Clean that shit up, you dumb white bitch!! And lose some weight!

>>20364729
Cool, I’ll keep an eye out. How come many/all(?) puts and shorts expire on specific days? Is there a way to check this?

>>20364647
honestly just increase TSM and AMD to 25%/25% of your portfolio and it doesn't really matter where you put the rest of your nmoney in.
I'm sure AMD will stop crabbing any day now. Crabbing just buys you more time to put money into it before it finally moons on some news. Alternatively just 25% TSM and 25% SOXX to cover all those tech plays (Microsoft, NVDA, AMD) instead of relying on AMD to stop crabbing. But it's not like AMD doesn't have fundamentals, just priced in a bit too far into the future.

Futures looking good

>>20364600
cool it with the anti-semetic remarks

>>20364640
Everything
>>20364654
>>20364711
What?

Guys I need a quick flip to 1.5x my holdings, what do you recommend? I'm currently in CCXX because the upside seems huge and it can't really go lower, but it seems like it would take a while

>>20364798

>>20364476
It won't break. There's no way in hell it'll break. The Nasdaq is way too high both fundamentally and technically. Covid is breaking records, the economy is taking longer to restart, China and USA are escalating tensions, earnings seasons are here and everything is overvalued even if they beat it (except maybe for financials and industrials), add to that the presidential elections with two of the dumbest people in the country running. One talking shit the other hiding. Etc

>>20364799
That bitch has like 2 inches of makeup on

>>20364710
This is my first week in the stock market, I didn't realize there were so many shills in this thread. I made the first mistake of believing people here wanted to help other anons. I learned my lesson the hard way.

>>20364798
ok let me walk you through the tutorial
>download Robinhood, make an account
>deposit money
>buy TSLA 3000 calls for august
>sell as soon as they turn green
>repeat

>>20364600
Low IQ newfag (net worth: 1.000 USD)
>>20364609
Weaponized investochad mongoloid (net worth: so high it can not be measured in the petrodollar illusionary fiat currency)

>>20364817
>le radical centrist

>>20364826
Welcome to the internet faggot.

>>20364782
Just keep and eye on things,
are you on Robinhood by chance?

http://shortsqueeze.com/?symbol=TSLA
http://shortvolumes.com/?t=TSLA
http://swingtradebot.com/equities/TSLA

>>20364830
>>20364831
you aren't making any sense

>>20364817
>It won't break. There's no way in hell it'll break. The Nasdaq is way too high both fundamentally and technically. Covid is breaking records, the economy is taking longer to restart, China and USA are escalating tensions, earnings seasons are here and everything is overvalued even if they beat it (except maybe for financials and industrials), add to that the presidential elections with two of the dumbest people in the country running. One talking shit the other hiding. Etc

>>20364849

>>20364696
Aey

>>20364788
Alex Jones would have been an international political powerhouse had he been born before the news was consolidated to this point. Lunacy aside, the guy has magnetism. How do I invest in Jones? Feel like he'll come out ahead of these apocalyptic times even stronger.

>>20364860

neat bot anon

>>20364849
You aren't giving us much to work with, the other guy is just spamming soijacks

who else sitting in cash waiting for next /smg/ meme moon pick

>>20364882
:)

>>20364845
I understand I was naive. I've been on 4chan for a very long time, I don't know why I thought /biz/ would be any different.

>>20364860
you can't touch kids

>>20364817
>he doesn’t understand climbing the wall of worry

It’s that nervous jittery feeling you get before jamal Tyrone Jackson is about to send you to new planes of ecstasy. Don’t fight it. Just dilate

>>20364852
I'm 2/3 in fren. But I'm selling on the vaccine news tomorrow

>>20364904

>>20364768
>Gd that desk is so cluttered up. All the negative feng shui energy she’s is attracting is evident in her physique. Clean that shit up, you dumb white bitch!! And lose some weight!

>>20364822
What's your point

Anyone else got a similar portfolio? I was sad yesterday but I'm starting to feel better

>>20364890
What do you want from me? Ask anything and I will answer.

>>20364892
me

>>20364895
Jesus christ, just look at the fucking catalog. Half of it is chainlink bullshit, a third of it is other meme coins, and the rest of it is bullshit.

>>20364895
Don't feel too terrible, I burnt 10k on the EVRI meme and I've been coming here for a while. That level of shilling isn't common, I'm not sure where it came from but I highly doubt it was organic.

>>20364923
>>20364894
wasnt it /g/ that made it can i HAZ?

>>20364849
Just buy as many shares of KO as you can afford today, then put 10% percent of your monthly paycheck into a random ETF for the next five years. Only then, review the results and develop a new strategy.

Never listen to any advice given on /smg/ (including this one).

I'm going to keep buying, and when we tank and plummet into a great recession, I'm just going to keep buying. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>20364923
I had to explain to my Mom the difference between a white nationalist and a white supremecist and I must have gotten pretty emotional about it because she asked me if I was a white nationalist

>>20364940
What the fuck is this? Its like an anthology of /biz/ of memes past, present, and future.
>1 MGM share
>0.033 TSLA shares
What

Prepare yourselves

>>20364956
Luckily for us we can minimize our losses tomorrow. Rejoice, fellow gullible anon.

>>20364912
>timing the market

What meme stock should I buy before the market closes?

>>20364965
I don't know what a ko is and my teacher told me that etf's are not real

>>20364942
I want to spoon feed your dumb newfag ass but you won't even ask about the things you don't understand, you just sit here looking like a dumb niggo

Here's your pablum: go to finviz.com, find a company you like, and learn what all the numbers in the big spreadsheet mean. That's more than 90% of retail investors do.

>>20364960
Yeah, I was in the thread helping put it together. Here's a pastebin to the greasemonkey script. Works in tampermonkey or violentmonkey
https://pastebin.com/3VaEQkWR

Hop aboard jensons moon mission. Tickets expensive though.

>>20364954
>complaining about chainlink bullshit
Don't worry, it'll be gone soon, because by the end of the year anyone who bought ICO will soon have made a 10,000% profit and will fuck off to go live their 'real life'. On the other hand, you and I will still be here and still be poor.

>>20364954
I've actually made like 30% on LINK so far since Friday. Bash it all you want, but goddamn I'm happy I dumped money in on it.

Reminder we are retesting the lows and there is literally nothing you can do about it

>>20364733
You've never asked to see my positions. It's mostly TSLA, which I've already taken double my original investment from and TQQQ which I'm up over 100% on. I also have some WKHS I bought at $5 and took my original investment back. I have some smaller positions and I day and swing trade some stuff on the side.
>wow it's almost like the chan format encourages retards to shitpost
It's almost like people expect posters to at least beat the market or else they want them to shut the fuck up and lurk more, which you should be doing. Stay mad.

>>20364940
kek I'm still holding my IVR bags too. Tempted to buy more even though I don't even know what IVR is or what they do.

>>20364978
China is the future anon

>>20364879
Breathe through your diaphragm, the elitists are trying to destroy our breathing patterns causing us to die quicker, wearing masks is part of making humans have short disturbed breathing patterns. This in turn destroy the spirit of the world.Every human is made of God's breath, the same spirit.

>>20365023
ANON.. I can only get so hard

>>20365010
wait why are you mad at me for questions I havnt asked, who are you anyway, it's like im talking to my mom, autistic screeching over literally nothing

>>20364956
>I burnt 10k on the EVRI meme and I've been coming here for a while
Literally how, it was the most obvious pump and dump

>>20364830
How much is a call? Im poor

>>20365063
There seems to be a contingent of posters and lurkers that use /smg/ as literally all of their DD like this poster >>20364940

Can someone backtest a trading strategy for me?
Every close you buy 100% KO, then sell it and buy PEP at open, selling it at close to buy KO.
It's supposed to imitate that feeling when the waitress asks you if Pepsi is okay.

>>20364696
i see a kid in the right side of the mirror. no wonder her night stand is so cluttered.

i'm in NOK as a 5g play, also ERIC. QCOM i need to pull the trigger already.

>>20364989
Maybe, hopefully, we'll see how quickly it dumps before open.

>>20364830
You can't abuse gamma that hard with August calls.

give me a list of your favorite ETFs

>>20364647
I like LIT a lot because it's basically just EVs, but without having direct exposure to volatility of EVs. Demand for lithium will increase as demand for EVs does, but the market for lithium is mostly just one or two companies in the Lithium Triangle, so it doesn't really matter which EV producer does the best when they all purchase from the same supplier. I'd go deeper on that and some other emerging technologies.

>>20364892
I did this with 13k and bought EVRI on Monday kek... it’s not always a WKHS scenario

>>20364976
lol the MGM share was from my first day of trading, basically got it to keep an eye on the casino industry. Set a limit sell so I can just forget about it. The TSLA was for a similar reason, just threw like $60 at it

>>20365025
It's an REIT and they're one of the few that actually sold all of their leveraged properties. Crossing my fingers for a slow recovery

Got TSM $70 calls for next week. Should I hold through earnings? How does this thing usually react

>>20364940
>>20365083
that memefolio is already better than 90% of posters here, anyone that bought garbage like rtx or oil stocks, gold etc

Futures losing ground mumu, wouldn’t it just be a shame if we had a reversal tonight? A shame...................

>>20364956
It's nice to visit us frequently Reddit tourist.

Let me stamp your Robin Nigger frequent visitor pass and you'll be on your way to your 10% of 4chan VIP gold pass

>>20365063
I would have taken 12% off the top but I had forgotten I was marked PDT on my platform, then I figured it would follow historical price action and hover around 6ish for a while limiting my loss. I didn't expect a complete and immediate rug pull to $5.50.

I'm also retarded.

>>20364873
Shill me why I should invest in them seemed like nothing is special about them.

>>20365023
jokes on you, my pick is still only a couple dollars above march prices anyways

So we just keep printing unlimited money?
How could they ever print enough for a second wave, maybe third wave in the winter?
Will we just print into inflation when everybody downloads robinhood and profits?

2nd Govt check soon. August I hope.

>>20365144
Feel any better?

>>20365111
leveraged NASDAQ (TQQQ, HQU, etc) is all you need desu, if you want to diversify into different industries just pick up one or two good companies (like Carrier or Brookfield) in that industry

ARKK if you just like memes and hate fundamentals

>>20364847
No I’m swedish so no robinhood, so I have only dabbled in stocks so far but nothing with calls/puts but it looks very interesting. Thanks for the links.

>>20365137
Thank you fren. I honestly don't doubt the collective intelligence of 4chan after being on here for a decade, but making money in this meme market is going to be a long game

>>20365163
They'll pass another check and extend unemployment if they don't want their heads on poles

>>20365137
Gold and gold miners have been pooping on SPY all year.
Post your portfolio or keep getting called out.
>>20364508

>>20365171
Made a killing on airline and cruise line memes today, so yes. Yes I do. Thanks for asking

>EVRI
holy fuck, whats happening? Is it going to continue or do i need to sell premarket?

>>20365023
I'm floating 20% cash, I'm fine with another crash.

>>20365160
1. The Fed hasn't printed a single effective dollar.
2. The bank reserves that the Fed lies and says are money printing stopped going up in May.

>>20365188
I will say that my memefolio is up 6.8% even with the /biz/bags in there

>>20364976
Standard Robinhood play

>>20365188
>Gold and gold miners have been pooping on SPY all year.
so did you go all in on gold exactly when this year started??? did you not do any more buys??? did you not buy the blatant march mega dip???

Anyone able to help this poor anon out? >>20364799

>>20365200

Sell now.

>>20364508
100% based. Keep dabbing on these bag holding retards. They're actually starting to get really upset every time you post this.

>>20365023
stop being a cashoomer, buy stocks now, sell before the elections

Is VXRT going to sink tomorrow morning?

>>20365008
KO is the ticker for The Coca Cola Company (dividend aristocrat, currently trading at a discount according to many, potentially a great investment for stock market novices).

>my teacher told me that etf's are not real
I estimate the probability that you are a incognito tripfag LARPing as a liberal arts college student who somehow stumbled in here via reddit to be no less than 75%

>>20364508
Tankerfags are the absolute worst

It's happening!

>>20365203
So imminent crash?

>>20365279
prolly knowing jews

>>20364995
GNUS is mooning for some reason right now

>>20365245
>STILL no portfolio
Gold has been in a decade long bear market and is being propelled by MMs and not retail.
Anyone not with gold exposure as an inflation hedge with treasuries in the toilet is a certifiable retard.

>>20365111
i'm in LIT for some tesla exposure and general battery stuff.

>>20365313
Asia opened. We'll see if Hong Kong opens green too.

>>20365331
Hope it hits 8.59 so i can break even!

>>20365347

Sorry, which index?

>>20364765
High was 1.0 and low was 0.16. Currently at 0.25. There was no way to exploit this, it was a smooth ride down all the way. Maybe except if you bought at 0.16 since you'd be up almost 100% since then.

>>20365174
>>20365344
LIT, TQQQ, SOXL and maybe a Gold ETF was kind of what I was looking at

>>20365370

What app is this? ToS? Somebody yesterday was asking how you can view historical options premiums, and I was curious myself.

The dollar just gapped down hard, expecting stocks to go up tomorrow

>>20365023
Wrong, the market literally will not be allowed to crash until at least after the election (and maybe not at all). Jpow will print whatever it takes. Cash is trash, long gold & silver.

>>20365355

>>20365321
No, the market believed Powell for long enough that the bull run is self sustaining. Especially with bond yields so low, money is going equities because where else would it go?

Fellow TSM Chads, did we make it today?

>>20365069
You'd have to buy 100 shares at $25

>>20365293
Yep. KO ain't going away. Can you imagine a world without sweet KO in a can??. Horrifying ain't it.. Just like a world without Heinz Ketchup or Kraft Mac and Cheese.

>>20365300
proof of abysmal bottom of smg retardation, they went full greed, betting on oil recovering. and it did by 400% so far.
did they get any of that? LMAO not even close. should have just bought wti/brent futures. i was telling these retards to do that but nope rather baghold garbage for years until it's +5% or something worthless

How are people able to trade stocks after hours?

>>20365331
Lol

I like meme stocks like anyone else, but there has to be a reason why it moons.

I saw it the first time it was shilled in here and diversity comics just seems like a retarded idea desu


>>20365352
Wait...did that pile of shit really get past $8???? Lmaooooo

Imagine buying at the top lmao

>>20365406
Up 18% since buying in on June 23, feels good mang

>>20365392

Google isn't showing any data for Nikkei yet.

>>20365392
Has anyone made a watch or clock like this? That would be neat.

>>20365370
Was talking about all time lows and highs. That rip today was from volume for the 7/24 deep OTM calls. Anyone following this could have turned 100 dollars into a 1 million + without ever touching a TSLA share.
It can't keep going so I am hunting for the MM buying deep OTM puts.

>>20365427
you get a secret password from your rabbi that let's you in

What's the best TSLA 7/17 option to YOLO @ 3:59 PM on 7/16?

>>20365352
Average down bro , it’s low enough to give you a better average

>>20365427
Sorry. After hours trading is strictly non-pleb broker hours.

Please stand behind the line, plz

>>20365300
Are people still holding tankers? I got out as soon as it was clear that June crude inventories wouldn't be overflowing. Tankers were a bet on an oil glut that went away as quickly as it came.

>>20365451
doesnt account for daylight savings

>>20365300
>>20365425
I think dividendfags are the worst. Most other groups on the list know they fucked up, dividend fags constantly under perform the market and come here gloating about how they made $25. They're so retarded that total return doesn't matter to them.

>>20365457
The deepest OTM call you can find expiring on 7/24

>>20365457
Buy the 2000c and the 100p.

>>20365112
>I'd go deeper on that and some other emerging technologies.

Thanks, anon. I like LIT as well and plan to go heavier, but hope I'm not being overly optimistic and confusing the recent hype around Tesla with electric vehicles being a legitimate emerging technology. Any other ideas for emerging tech? Maybe throw some into BOTZ, ARKK, ARKQ?

Green ID and EVRI moons beyond belief tomorrow

Unironically Bullish

>Dumped my portfolio and rebought the dip
>Next day stagnates

I'm proud of myself for avoiding the dip, but damnit today was a major boring day.

>>20365384
TWS from interactive broker. You can see option price history on virtually any broker, the problem is L2's.

>>20365455
Those are the ath and atl according to IB (3500 only started trading today according to them, and there was no strike above ~2800 on IB for sure). Maybe there's a glitch on your platform? Or conversely IB is fucking with me. I'd like to know which it is.

>>20365506
oh no no no no no

What happens when an OTM call gets ITM? Do the mad profits/volume stop because it is now conaidered a "vkable" option to be executed?

>>20365521
>boring day
lol what I was up 2% today without any leverage, just stocks and cash

>>20365514
Fuck yeah, I don't like orange man but he's got the right idea on Chyna

>>20365550

Nah, people still buy ATM or ITM options. There's a tradeoff between delta and premiums limiting the number you can buy but big players tend to go with near the money options.

>>20365522
>Maybe there's a glitch on your platform? Or conversely IB is fucking with me. I'd like to know which it is.
Who knows what the hell is going on with this
>10000 volume

>>20365550
yeah that's why it's important to try to buy options that are close, but unlikely to become ITM.

lol what even is your question?

>>20365197
Good for you, anon. I hope it lasts.

If you want better calls than Tesla's, go with:


1) FLIT (Thermal Imaging)
*Criminally underrated, will blow earnings out of the water*

2l UPS
*If FedEx killed earnings, this will do the same....since they're identical*

If you have other underrated calls, let me know. No Tesla.

>>20365506
kek. Where are my SPAQ and SOLO chads at?

>>20365612
Woops make that

FLIR

Not flit....fucking autocorrect.

>>20365612
Those are calls tied to earnings. When TSLA is pure manipulation.

>>20365415
Coca-Cola is the most recognized non-tech brand on the planet and global population is going to grow until at least 2080. Stop being fucking retarded.

What's the best hedge for inflation since the dollar seems to be going down hard, also can anyone explain what happened to the value right before the covid crash? It dipped hard for some reason and stocks soared

>>20365606
Did we just become best frens??? Nice!

Thanks. I'm sure it will. Stonks only go up.

>>20365478
There are ways to have it adjust for that even with completely mechanical design. I want physical mechanical clock like this on my wall.

How do I make money in this market bros? All I've done is lose it.

>Make plays all day
>Account ends up the same net worth it was exactly 24 hours ago

is MRNA actually winning the race for vaccine or is this a PnD

ummm...?

>>20365735
If you lose money tomorrow somehow, you should quit

>>20365716
So get a cad program, a 3d printer, and start calculating gear ratios.

>>20365596
Added the 'high' column and I'm seeing it now. But why does it not appear on the candles? Did it appear at this price but never trade (e.g. they bought everything at a low price, and then there was a power-gap going all the way to >5, which they didn't touch)?

>>20365735
How did you lose money???????

You don't have to sell your bags with every drop unless it's a PnD

>>20365735
Invest in "boring" things and wait. You are probably over trading without a good tested strategy to help your decision making.

>>20365746
yes

>>20365496
so you can look up what stock is contained in an ETF, LIT has TSLA stock so a lot of the gains it's seen recently are from TSLA. I expect WKHS to get the USPS contract as well, and that will legitimize EVs as not emerging, but emerged when they become a major government fleet vehicle, potentially kicking off investment across the sector.

One thing I look for is how economical it is for mega corps like AMZN to adopt a new technology, and automation definitely saves them a ton not just in labor costs, but less concerns with OSHA, greatly reduced HR departments, etc. Self-driving fleet vehicles would be a huge cost-saving measure for them and they're all EVs almost by necessity, so if I know someone like Bezos is going to have to put his money somewhere, that's where mine is going. Reducing it down to materials with a small market like lithium, which will supply every EV manufacturer, or semiconductors which will go in every EV and robotic control arm, etc, seems more intuitive to me because it's a greater likelihood of profit even if I am limiting upside potential by not investing in something like TSLA directly.

I don't like advising people on specific stocks, but you now know my overall investment strategy if you want to apply it yourself.

>>20365715
I meant your good feeling, anon. I want you to feel good for a while. I know it's all very hard and I think you deserve a little break for yourself.

>>20365735
>>20365736
It's good to know that even if my picks aren't perfect I'm at least doing better than some retards

>>20365700
Unironically gold

>>20365742
MRNA PnDs so its execs can exercise options. There will be news in 1-2 days that is basically "stepping back" their earlier claims. And they always time these announcements during uncertainty.
Just look at their chart for the past 4 months.
>>20365764
Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe a bid/ask spread.

>>20365735
only put a portion of your money into pump and dumps unless you really get some good DD from someone or yourself.

>>20365605
I bought an AAPL 400 7/24 Call when the crash happened and have yet to sell. I realize I can sell it for gains but Im wondering if I can gold it for more profit.

This is the first time an option ive bought goes ITM. I ttpically buy like 10% OTM and sell right before it becomes ITM.

>>20365827
did nothing, green again. nice

>>20364476
AHHHHHHH WHY DID I BUY VXRT AT THE TOP FUCK AHHHHHHH

>>20365735
please post what you've lost it on

>>20365857
>This is the first time an option ive bought goes ITM.

I think that was a perfectly reasonable play, but don't be so sure of it until it happens.

>>20365919
kek it never stops being funny

>>20365753
>start calculating gear ratios
I watched the entire clickspring clock making video series, you know. And I stayed at a holiday inn express once.

>>20365857
holy smokes congratulations

>>20365805
>automation definitely saves them a ton not just in labor costs, but less concerns with OSHA, greatly reduced HR departments, etc.

Makes a lot of sense. There's a bit of luddite in me, but the arguments of automating ourselves into perpetual unemployment have always been false in the past, and no one can say that it's going to be any different this time around.

>I don't like advising people on specific stocks, but you now know my overall investment strategy if you want to apply it yourself.

I appreciate the insight. I'm checking out various ETFs now and will do more research into individual companies that make them up. BOTZ and ARKQ look interesting.

Should I do it?

>>20365980

Definitely.

NFLX is going to moon this week

>>20365945
FUCK YOU AHHHHHHH

>>20365813
A..anon...you can't ask me to marry you in front of everyone...

>>20365991
>1 post by this ID
>multiple of this "nflx will moon this week" posts single posts per id
>all threads today
wtf is this

>>20365857
>I realize I can sell it for gains but Im wondering if I can gold it for more profit.
Speaking from experience, this never works.

>>20365995

i haven't taken a shower in 3 days because there's a cockroach in the bathroom

>>20365612
What's FLIR going to?

>>20366029
chad roach

>>20366029
pussy

>>20364722
It peaked on June 8, it correlates with other reopening/recovery plays

Jump aboard or get left behind

>>20365550
I've had options go from OTM to ITM and I still lose money. You have to experience IV crush to believe it.

>>20366016
>wtf is this
market has both amateur and professional astroturfers what go to variety of sites with retail trading communities and try to plant seeds

>>20366016
its been me shilling nflx stock because they're going to moon when they report earnings ive been doing this all day when im taking a shit on my toilet, before and after I biked for 2 hours in the sun, when I was at safeway buying food, and later tonight after I jerk off I will be shilling my nflx play

Another blood red futures

Ruth Gisburg is in the hospital. Now I don't want anyone to die but considering our virus friend lurks at such places well.. Maybe another judge gets appointed to the supreme court before this year is up.

when do we transition into the bear market?

The 2008 bubble was made by 700 billion USD in assets.

Currently the US private debt is:
1.4b student loans
1.1b auto loans
10+b in mortgage

Shouldn't a collapse in stocks happen when forbearance ends, and Americans have to liquidate their stock assets to cover their obligations? If that's true, then we see shocks in late September right?

>>20366111
If you’re wrong (or jinxing it) I’ll come find you anon. I need Nflx to get back to the $560 range to not be financially ruined

>>20366111
>>20366102
smg can't move a penny stock one cent lmao

>>20366155

Meant to say

>1.4 trillion student loans
>1.1 trillion auto loans
>10+ trillion in mortgage

>>20366029
Why are you in the bathroom kekekekek

How are my fellow bobo’s feeling right now? Rug pull when?

New here, should I just put my money in a leveraged ETF for the Nasdaq with a stop loss while I learn how to trade?

>>20366155
>Shouldn't a collapse in stocks happen when forbearance ends, and Americans have to liquidate their stock assets to cover their obligations?
Most Americans don't have any significant stock holdings which is why they got left behind in the ever widening wealth gap. TARP was a crime against humanity responsible indirectly for both the Tea Party movement and Occupy Wall St. But the public has short memories.

>>20364508
Why don’t you post your portfolio buddy

>>20366167
Don't worry jabroni I'm trying to help people make some money

>>20365976
Cyrus McCormick automated the slaves into perpetual unemployment so it's not entirely untrue, but automation definitely saves people billions and therefore will receive a ton of investment, it's just a question of when. We seem closer now than ever before so I'm willing to put money on it.

If it helps any, ARKK looks promising. One strategy I use is:
>find a sector ETF I like
>look at major components of the ETF (top 5 holdings generally)
>look for upcoming catalysts amongst those stocks
>buy into the ETF shortly before said catalyst so that if it goes down, my losses are insulated by the rest of the ETF

Ex: LIT contains TSLA, which is possibly entering s&p500 july 22 but nobody's really sure because it depends on if they have positive earnings. So, by purchasing LIT I limit my exposure to the sharp drop they'd likely experience if they report negative, but I still the benefits of holding TSLA, and at a much lower cost to myself.

>>20366098
I'm on this train to Nowhere

>>20366140
If she dies before the election, Trump gets to put a conservative judge in her place, right? Is that how it works? Not too familiar with US politics.

>>20366185

Soon.

BUY BUY BUY

>>20366029
Tell your cockroach gf to leave the bathroom then. The only good roach is a dead roach.

>>20366223
Just get a straddle and enjoy being a millionaire regardless of what happens at earning.

>>20366223
>Ex: LIT contains TSLA, which is possibly entering s&p500 july 22 but nobody's really sure because it depends on if they have positive earnings
TLSA will post positive earnings. It will be the most convoluted and opaque accounting ever seen, but they will post earnings. I actually think they will "correct" them sometime in 2021 after they are added to SP500.

>>20366185
I was expecting Jerome to pump at close to prevent the dump but I still opened a short.

>>20364560
Fucking based, another anon shitting on this guy the exact same way I shit on him yesterday. Well put

>>20364978
YES

>>20366240

We also developed vaccines for SARS 1, all of which increased immune response, all of which induced ADE which would kill people (immune overreaction, citokine storm).

>>20366204
Avoid leverage until you have a better understanding of how to trade and whether leverage makes sense for your approach or no.

>>20366258
my thoughts exactly, but I've thought similar before and gotten fucked by it. I'll probably hold LIT as my main position, and TSLA as a smaller one with funds I'm willing to lose, just waiting for the right time to buy

>>20366272
Yeah that past month has been rough for me, just want this thing to dump already.

I’m going all in TSLA calls with my last $3k. When should I buy and what strike and exp, please I need to double down to recover some losses

Look at that double bottom.

>>20366303
Thank you, I'm curious though why not use a leveraged ETF if you can put in a stop loss? wouldn't that help reduce the risk compared to a normal ETF tracking the same index while maximizing the gain, or am I just being a faggot?

>>20366339

>>20365467
I averaged down to here from 13.79 after panic selling the bottom and buying back!

>>20366351
What does a double bottom mean

>>20366377

It means whatever stocks you have are mooning tomorrow.

>>20366204
>while I learn how to trade?
no, you shouldn't bother with this to begin with. just buy TQQQ 50% and other half tech stocks and bluechips. just buy regularly especially any dips. you will beat 90% of posters here. never sell anything to try to time shit. only sell if you need to buy some garbage irl.

>>20364600
Smells like summer.

>>20365279
>sink
>500% up

Don't laugh. This is the first stock I ever bought four months ago.

>>20366377
anime poster who takes two dicks at the same time. usually one in the mouth and one in the ass.

>>20366377
it means nothing, literally just made up TA voodoo bullshit.

>>20366204
Avoid leveraged ETFs unless you're a pussy and want to hold SPY for baby gains. What you need to start doing is waking up 1 hour before market opens. Look at the latest headline news for market direction. Check out the latest /biz/ memestocks. Watch futures direction. "Watch" specific stocks you're interested in and track its trendline. Wait for the daily dip small or big. There are so many other things to say but these are really basic ideas to get started

>>20366370
I am one of the biggest fans of TQQQ, which is one of the leveraged instruments for the NASDAQ but you really should know and understand what beta slippage means.
Just google it. You will get a few links that are overly negative to it but the point is to understand why it ISN'T really a problem with TQQQ when it almost always is for other leveraged securities.

>>20366223
>If it helps any, ARKK looks promising

I've been checking out the various ARK ETFs lately, and own a small percentage of ARKW already. Are their higher expense ratios (around 0.75%) worth being concerned about?

>>20366383
It means S&P is going to double.

devidendchad reporting in

>>20366339
EOW sell-off friday is what I'm waiting for but I have 0 liquidity right now because I'm stupid. Good chance it pumps, but if it does then you won't get a better opportunity to buy before earnings report on wednesday.

Normally I would say buying a specific call because it's the only one you can afford is a terrible strategy, and it still is but probably more acceptable here if it's far OTM and more than a month away, with the intent of selling next thursday.

>>20366098
I want to put money into it so bad, but I want it to dip 1 more time, I missed my chance at 10:30 this morning b/c of a huge shit I had to take. Kinda bummed at missing out on a .38c+ close. Guess I'll see what happens tomorrow

>>20366370
you don't use a stop loss unless you're up some ridiculous amount on something in a very short period of time and you absolutely want to secure the gains. most of the time a stop loss is useless and makes you miss more gains.

>>20365747
But it's sorta fun.
>>20365774
I was trying to be a day trader.
>>20365827
Rude.
>>20365778
You know me so well.
I just invested in Berkshire Hathaway-B today:) So i'm trying to slow my roll.
>>20365854
I was trying to practice risk management but I got greedy.
>>20365920
Here's a few:
>MRO
>IRM
>F
>X
>KOS
>LADR
>OKE
>PAA
>FRO
>DHT
>STNG
>EURN
>JNUG
>TVIX (actually made a bunch of money, but then lost most of it again)
>WKHS (ditto)
>SOLO
>ET
>SLB
>SOXL
>TQQQ
>SQQQ
>TECS
>SPXS
>SPXL
>BYFC (Before I get mocked, I practiced risk management, <1% invested, and lost only $100)
>MFA
>UUUU
>EGLE

This list isn't exhaustive. Some stocks I have only made money on, so its not like I pick poo all the time.

Btw, I'm only 15% down right now. That's after being 30% up, which was all realized in cash. And before that I was 15% down. So I'm not completely stupid, just sorta.

>>20366339
my penis goes up

>>20365023
Not yet. We're riding this thing all the way up until then. All assets will collapse either mid August or September. Banks are running the same scheme that caused the 2008 crisis only with businesses now. Covid is impacting businesses heavily and we will begin to see an uptick in loan defaults and bankruptcies beginning August. Businesses are going to close their doors and more people are going to lose their jobs. This coupled with the exponentially increasing cases and schools opening back up will likely send us to another shut down. Things aren't looking great but we don't need to stir panic until the dominos actually start tipping.

I went all in on TQQQ this morning though, what about you guys?

>>20366296
that's why i always find it hilarious when herbals or supplements advertise themselves as boosting your immune system, like what the fuck does that even mean

Oops.
I forgot to buy Palladium.
And I missed the whole dip this morning.

>>20365183
>They'll pass another check and extend unemployment if they don't want their heads on poles
today mitch signaled that he does not want more cheapies, he and his friends bought up enought in 2008-9 and in Feb/March. So unless he's just setting up someone else to be the fall guy for holding up benefits, it's a go.

>>20365845
I believe MRNA's insiders have been dumping shares. It's unfortunate that the market rewards this shit. PFE also did not seem as optimistic about their vaccine news as the market did, and MRK CEO Frazier warned about getting too excited about an imminent vaccine.

>>20366387
Get a series 7 and 63 or off yourself already

>>20366494
jesus fucking christ stop your "trading".
just buy some random tech like msft, nvidia, intel, amd etc and some tqqq and log out. you clearly waste too much time watching your trash and touching it too much.
>all that energy trash
smg is so retarded

>>20366212
>LRTNF
Based.

thoughts on X? I don't see it getting lower than this and I think Trump will win the election; looking at how well it did NOV 2016 it seems like a natural buy if you think Trump will be reelected, but any second opinion is appreciated, and any ideas on what to hedge with in the event Biden wins would also be.

>>20366231
Not if the Republicans follow their own rules of appointments during election years.

whats he trading bros

>>20366541
>off yourself already
you will wanna do that being up +4% in this unstoppable bull run

>>20366590
Every single "trader" I have seen streaming always has GNUS or IDEX on their watchlists

At this point how does the bear market happen?

>>20366334
I'm not even expecting a huge dump just the appropriate pullback .

>>20366624
Higher interest rates.

>>20366494
That's a lot of memes. At least you've got UUUU. the only better meme ticker and corp is SHIP/seanergy.

For you and >>20366572
>X
I prefer XME and CLF due to likely commodities appreciation. If you want a pure steel play, nucor (NUE) might do you better.

>>20366601
>he isn't managing other people's money already because he's so good and smart at this
Hurry up faggot. Time is money and you're not getting commissions on other people's successfully managed accounts. You talk so fucking big that you just need to get off the board and hustle other people's money to nut up.

>>20366572
I have stock in X (only 1, RH freebie) I still check on it often. Best bet is if Corona virus starts to taper off in the fall post election then I assume Trump will want the economy working overtime. I would expect lots of development especially if he approves infrastructure programs. Also if more counties start to move away from China then there is the real possibility of us retaking our old claim in the steel market.

I hope tomorrow is red so I can buy more cheapies.

>>20366590
>thought it was gonna be some pajeet day trading curry powder stocks
>just some nigger and fat kike
no

>>20366624
Bear market happens when quantitative tightening/interest rate hikes start happening. Which won't be a possibility until 2022.

>>20366656
>he isn't managing other people's money already because he's so good and smart at this
that's what tqqq is doing for me and other geniuses here

>>20366667
>if more counties start to move away from China
away from China into Vietnam and shit kek, don't fool yourself

>>20366630
That’s when the gold rally happens.

>>20366494
lmao, are you literally just buying whichever stock just happens to get shilled on any given day on /biz/?
I've made it my policy to only gamble once at the beginning of each year, with no more than 1000$ and then continue gambling only with profits until the year is over or it's gone. This year I did great with Moderna, sold, then lost it all on Wirecard. So it goes.

If you have this much of a gambling tendency you should unironically just stick to ETFs.

>>20366414
>not already having a plan the day before
>letting other people influence your investment decisions

>>20366689
Hurry up and sell it already fuck head. You're basically every other faggot manager already. You'll fit in just fine.

Watch how futures gonna implode once HK and SG markets open.

>>20366377
Multiple bottom or top (usually two or three) is considered a reversal pattern. Multiple top being bearish and multiple bottom being bullish. In pic related the S&P did a triple bottom in 2002 at the tail end of the dot-com crash. See how the price rebounded repeatedly at similar level near green line three times? That is triple bottom. Now, there are problems with using this pattern as a trading indicator. Consolidation price action often looks identical to multi-top or bottom pattern and you won't know whether it was one or the other until after the pattern has played out. Calling multi-top or multi-bottom without breakout either way is a good way to lose money when line don't do what you think it should do. This chart pattern is more reliable on weekly and monthly candles, especially when there is a decent period of time between each peak.

>>20366590
he is long on american bob and vagene, short on Indian bob and vagene.

>>20364647
Put the 10k all in LINK while it's hovering around $8. You'll be a millionaire within a year. Dead ass serious lift off is right now.

>>20366656
I've made pretty good gains off of NUE before actually, thanks for reminding me they exist.

>>20366667
yeah I was thinking the same, plus all the talk of infrastructure bills, but that stuff seems hugely delayed and every time I buy into something like X or CAT expecting it they fall for one reason or another. I'll just keep an eye out and stay out of most things related for now, thanks senpai

>>20366720
this is your average oil, rtx, dividends retard. doesn't even know what the fuck an etf is or tqqq.

Lawmakers have Robinhood targeted now over where that one dude offed himself

>>20366730
Whats a decent link broker?
I might dump 1k on it.

>>20366730
>1 post by this ID
Are coinfag shills literally search for all 'what do I invest in?' just to shill their coin?

Fucking RIGL needs to go back up! I'm getting crushed by IV!

>>20366494
Wtf

>>20366756
to be fair it's absurd that you can get infinite leverage with options but Reg T limits you at 2:1 overnight and 4:1 day trading leverage

>>20366782
the guy was likely doing a spread anyway so it was literally just a dumb UI bug that didn't take the other leg of his spread into account

>>20364499
>>20364499
>>20364499

>>20366749
Nigger you don't even know how to Google.
>GDX/J is a literal who etf
Fuck you, fag. Go sell your services to the public and make sure to avoid getting yelled at b... I think finra is who would revoke your licenses for investing others money in such a fucktarded way.

>>20366782
Yeah. I'm kinda torn on this. No one made that dude place those trades. If you don't get that you could lose your wad you shouldn't invest on your own. Hell E-trade lists at the bottom of the page each time you login that "investment could lose value"..

thinking of copping some draft kings 35 aug 28 calls feel like it might be a perfect storm with nhl nba and nfl coming back all around that time

>>20364753
Which exchange is CTRL-F on?