/biz/ - Business & Finance

literally never, unless you want the bitch to get half of it

>>2035831
But then I'll never be able to spend any of it

>>2035834

ok then call her right now and tell her faggot

>>2035834
you can spend it retard, just act like you worked very hard for it
if she knows it's already sitting there she will think half of it is her, you can make it seem like you're really spending a lot on her instead of not enough
never reveal your hand

>>2035826
put it in a trust then tell her so she can never get her hands on it

>>2035844
dubs confirm.. never reveal your hand

>>2035826
>I think we will get married eventually. When should I tell her?

Never EVER fucking fucking tell her or what you are going to get is a list of ideas on how to spend it

Your private keys should be in a safe deposit box

>>2035831
>>2035859
This, you fucking idiot.

>>2035826
Pretend that you're a freelancer and never tell her the real source. Trust me, you dont want her walking around with your money.

>>2035826
Never tell a woman about your money. Do like this guy here. He's a legend.

>>2035859
>a safe deposit box

what a terrible idea.

>>2035826
If you really want to tell her tell her its like 50k or something. May seem like alot of money to her and allow you to go on exotic vacations etc without getting fucked having to pay for giant right or losing it all in a divorce.

>>2035928
It gets even better.

>>2035928
>>2035950
GTFO Reddit faggot.

>>2035855
Double checked

>>2035950
Has to be a troll

>>2035826
If you marry her, you may have to tell her because it would become difficult to hide.

Don't tell her before you're married, probably don't even tell her after (or at least don't tell her how much). My wife has been married to me for 3 years, and thinks I blew $1500 on a "fancy computer" in our basement. Little does she know, that computer (mining rig) paid for itself in ethereum 10x over by the end of 2016, and net me almost $80k in eth (which is now mostly invested in smart contracts to hopefully give me dividend income at some point).

She doesn't know, because I'm not touching the money anytime soon (basically not until I'm 7 figures rich, or eth becomes fungible for daily expenses). She won't know unless/until she's independently wealthy.

Don't tell her unless you feel there's no way you can hide it, and do your best to hide it.

>>2035962
no

>>2035976

Well stranger, hearing about all that gold, if you are ever looking for a mistress, hit me up.

>>2035831

> this

>>2035988
...is this a video game reference?

>>2035928
will sounds like a loser

inherited all of his money and is clearly horrible at communicating/picking decent women

>>2035826
Never, my wife doesn't even know, and what do you it's the only thimg she can't touch and it's growing rapidly.

>>2036011

Nope.

>>2036030
>ID: fat

Thanks, but no thanks.

>>2035950
>>2035928

I hope this is actually true and not just some virgin MGTOW LARPing

>>2035855
>never reveal your hand

fckin' beautiful saying

>>2036020
sounds like someone is jealous

>>2036034

I'm divorcing you. By the way, good luck trying to hide your money from me. I'm gonna suck you dry.

>>2035826
abso-fucking-lutely not.

>>2035826
Assets you had before marriage aren't usually divided in a divorce.

you can tell her any time you want. She might try to leave you and take your money but if you can prove you had it before marriage and never let her use it or shared the account you're fine.

You don't unless you have a large portion of it invested in other cryptos.

>>2035826
>>2036103
Not only is it impossible for her to take half your money in most cases,
but it's also illegal to hide assets during a divorce. And you will get caught.

So as usual if you ignore /biz/'s legal advice you'll keep your money. If you listen to /biz/ you'll lose everything.

Speak to an attorney, nobody her knows anything.

You dont marry.

/thread

>>2035831

/thread

if you do ultimately take the plunge and marry, the single smartest decision you can make is to hide some money from her.

>>2036149
>but it's also illegal to hide assets during a divorce. And you will get caught.
How could I get caught though?

>>2035928

I have read this and the story is retarded.

It sounds like Will (a) didn't know how to enjoy life and (b) put little effort into showing affection towards his woman.

It's a MGTOW jerkoff piece.

If I had a daughter and she was with Will I would tell her to leave that retard, money or no.

>>2035962
>>2036020
>>2036187

Wow /biz/ is full of normies.

>>2036181
her attorney will usually hire a PI to look into your finances. But with the added bonus that you have already submitted a sworn affidavit saying your financial records are complete and have been given to the court.

so not only do you have one or more investigators looking into your finances, but they have the full authority of the court's subpoena behind them. They can ask for and get pretty much anything they want.

>>2035928
>>2035950
1. Plebbit
2. Not the same Username


Also Will and here deserved one another. He's a lameo who can't be honest with his woman, and she's a golddigger.

>>2035988
saucy!

>>2035826
Just don't. make it your "little" secret.
Buy a land or a property or a business behind her back. I know a guy who does these.

>>2036187
Keep putting them on the pedestal, thats how you get the quality grills.

>>2035826
Tell her you have 10k and she will think you're a genius.

>>2035826
Never. How does she benefit from knowing that? How do you?

If you are going to get married you have to understand that legally speaking, the cards are stacked against you.

>op's GF actually has even more stashed in crypto and she also doesnt know how to tell him.

>>2035826
I know a couple who both hold ETH. They watch the charts together. It's kinda romantic.

Kinda in the same spot OP.

made a metric fuck ton off ETH this year and girlfriend has no idea.

will probably marry her, but don't plan to say anything yet.

>>2035826
>Tell gf about Internet money
>Get married
>Crypto crashes on wedding night
>She wants a divorce
>Takes half of what you don't have
>End up even poorer

>>2035826
If you tell her you'll be a poor faggot !

>>2035980
got...got anymore of these?

>>2035980
fucking cuck redditor

>>2035834
Whenever you need/want to spend any of it, just say you have won that amount in some recent haphazard degenerate trade.

Also wash your gains through 1 (or more) anon coins.

>>2035826
never you stupid cunt.
never marry a whore either.
she's probably been talking to 10 other guys the whole time you've been together if she's attractive at all.

>>2035928
>"our entire relationship"
>10 months

MAKE ME MONEY OR NO PUSSY

the delightful love of women.

>>2037483
Cant wait until I get rich off crypto and purchase my luxury condo in Bangkok and I just bang 20 year old jailbait hookers, smoke opium and play video games all day.

>>2035988
whore club

>>2036103
hahahaha yeah right. dont marry this whore

>>2036187
kys slut

>>2036427
leave whore

>>2035826
get yourself an offshore account in the caymans asap

I have a 2 million NEET inheritance coming my way. be fucked if I'm ever telling a roastie about it, I saw my boss get taken to the cleaners by his ex wife. fuck that

>>2035826
Don't ever let her know. You have no reason to tell. Cash it out at your own leisure and live a life as you normally would. Just do whatever you want with the money and enjoy your life together with her.

I'm strongly against joining financial means due to ANY reason. If people get together and even go so far as to marry, they'll already be having eachother's backs. There's NO reason to join a couple's finances as it creates a precedent for the following negative potential arguments:

1) I contribute more!
2) I want a divorce and am taking half!
3) Don't you trust me!?

And this is because:

1) People choose different professions that earn different salaries. One earning more doesn't mean anything. If anything at all, it just means the family is financially even more secure and should NEVER be used as an argument for or against something mutual. If the woman/man tries to use it as an argument, you've got a red flag. Each partner's finances must remain theirs and theirs alone. Family purchases such as furniture and home technology can be split, with the higher earner having the OPTION to put in proportionally more. DEMANDING them to do this is unwise. Food is not even an issue. Whoever happens to be close to a store gets what the family wants. Big purchases such as a house will obviously require both sides to confer with a professional to come up with a payment plan.

2) Among the biggest problems modern men must contend with is the ever-looming threat of simply losing half of their net worth because the court system arbitrarily vouches for the woman.
A prenuptial agreement is a must. I repeat - both partners MUST remain in control of their own finances. Threatening or alluding to the contrary is a BIG red flag! Compromise comes through discussion, not threats.

3) Trust ties in from the previous point. Trust has absolutely nothing to do with sharing finances. If a woman uses trust as an argument, you have a red flag.

>>2036187
>didn't know how to enjoy life
Hiking, cooking, playing the guitar, watching documentaries
All fine endeavors.

Tell her after the break-up/divorce is settled :^)

300k... is everyone on this board underage? That isn't that much in 2017. Unless your GF has a waitress tier job that probably isn't going to impress her.

>>2035834
>spending money instead of reinvesting
Okay you don't belong here.

>>2035826
How did you reach 300k. Give us the steps anon?

>>2037568
Most people have less than $5000 in savings.

>>2036187
t. Retard

>>2037595
>easily in the top 8% (probably in the top 5% or so) despite being a student
huh, and here I thought I was a complete poorfag

>>2035826
Thinking about it now, OP, just reinvest it. Then you don't even have to hide the fact that you have a net worth of 300k in investments because it's literally NOT MONEY at that moment. It's just numbers on the internet. If she ever asks about it (yellow flag), you can say you just earn your whatever you make without a heavy heart.

>>2037599
Ever wondered how so many people can afford to drive BMWs, a new iPhone every 2 years, and big houses?
Pro tip: They can't.

>>2037568
6x the average household income

>>2037595
Is that in the US or in general? If a bunch of African poorfags are skewing the data then that info is meaningless.

Well fuck I guess the shitskins would be putting a heavy skew on that data even if it is confined to the US

>>2037568
this retard has been spending money on sluts his whore life.

>>2037610
US
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/10/03/how-much-americans-at-every-age-have-in-their-savings-accounts.html

>>2037568

Almost half of Americans retiring don't even have 50k for retirement, if OP is in his 20s about 300k that's a good start.

>>2037610
>Well fuck I guess the shitskins would be putting a heavy skew on that data even if it is confined to the US
Dindus and spics are too little a portion of the "Seniors (65+)" group for that to be a valid excuse.

>>2037610
Ausfalia here

I was on the phone to the bank and the person seemed surprised and said hardly anyone has $10k in their bank account

pretty depressing if you ask me

Never. Only if you sell it.

>>2037615
fair point

>>2037625
Yeah, the seniors statistic kind of made me sad to imagine some retirees that can't provide for themselves and dont have savings. For the most part though it makes me happy to know that this is the competition I'm dealing with.

>>2037625
Most people today live pay check to pay check

>>2035826
Tell her after she breaks up with you, then laugh.

>>2037604
This. Most people are living on credit. There is no way there are enough people to afford 100k cars for bmw to stay afloat if everyone had to pay cash.

>>2035928

She's a complete retard for letting Facebook influence her feelings and future by seeing photos of people she knew getting married. Typical woman.

>>2035826
Don't. Think of it as divorce insurance.

>>2035834
She is not your mom retard. If you already act like this with her, she controls you way more than you think. You should probably leave her before things get worse. With that kind of money you could get a better girl who will do what you say, not the other way around.

Also, never tell your SO about your finances. The first thing they will tell you is to spend it. That's just how they think.

>>2037613
Lets be honest here, its more than a "good start"

>>2037625
Wait what's the stat on that for the US? What do most people have in their bank account?

I have 375k and I didn't do any entrepreneurial shit either, I just saved my money from my job since I was 19.

I'm 37 now and I've always felt I was way behind...

>>2037595
>tfw top 8% of millenials

>>2037604

Yea. I was sat with £17k in savings trying to grow my own business and my crypto portfolio thinking i was poor when looking at everyone buying expensive shit.

Found out it's all on credit and loans... idiots.

>then i funded a wedding
>fell for the ultimate scam, a wife.
>t.idiot

>>2037595
HAHAHAHAHA

Fucking losers

>>2037946
You're way ahead, it's just you look behind because everyone else blows their wads on fancy depreciating assets and luxury goods instead of securing their future. Home Simpson said it best, "yeah, but that's a problem for future Homer."

https://youtu.be/jQvvmT3ab80

>>2037948
lol you're telling me. A big fancy wedding is the biggest scam I ever fell for.

>>2037595
Moar like these.
Makes me feel really good, just like Tyler Durden in the cancer meetings.

Are you fucks really making this amount of cash off of eth?
Holy fuck

>>2035826
Anon for the love of God, if you value yourself as a man keep that to yourself, therea literally no reason why she should know, if you ever want to make a big purchase say your family helped you put the moneu together and you had some cash for a rainy day, whatever you do pleade do not tell her. Women are evil, manipulative cunts that will rek u if the deem necessary
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE
NO EXCEPTION

>>2037595
Hmmm, I'm 19 and already in the top 8%. Really makes me think...

>>2038393
Hey man congrats im glad you were able to make great wealth at a young age

>>2037612

>savings accounts

>>2038414
10k is nowhere near great wealth man. Very achievable if you just start saving and investing. I don't understand how 72% of people in my age group have less than 1k savings, considering they live in a first world country.

>>2035826
Never
Tell her you have an online business that pulls $1k a week, so you can spend some and it doesn't look suspicious.
Never ever tell a woman you're rich if she isn't already aware of it.
You're already together so it's not like you need to impress her and as bad as that sounds you should never fully trust a woman no matter how she makes you feel.

>>2035826
Never.

>>2036292
Treat them like trash, that's how you get the quality girls

>>2038446
this!!! she doesnt need to know, money makes women blind. give it time and see if she's the real deal.

>>2037595
This has to be fake news, there's no way people are that retarded anon

>>2037625
Makes sense, interest rates at banks are shit, why not have it in index funds

>>2038584
savings accounts are retarded.
hell I think my checking account pays better interest than savings.

>>2035826
Never, you dumb faggot.

>>2038437
hey dude fuck you I invested my money in my studies

...
I'll probably work at mcdonald but fukkk you

>>2038647
>tfw studying electrical engineering for pretty much free
Thank god I live in Germany

>>2036179
Except if u hide it n divorce all tht monet belongs to her because u hide it, however for this case if u tell her n divorce u get all the money because u had it b4 u were married

t. Me one of the youngest lawyers in my state

This case is actually so fukin common theres like one of this a week per town

>>2035826
If you tell her you're not a man. You can't keep a secret that could literally save your life, and you don't deserve to handle that amount of money.

You can marry a girl, but allowing one to have leverage against you in today's court system is suicide you stupid cuck. Stop ignoring people who have been through this shit.

>>2038767
Dude, it's crypto money. No one can ever learn about its mere existence. And if you decide to cash it out someday, you can simply declare it as "payment for freelance services". Or just exchange it for pure cash in parts. It's untraceable.

>>2035855
That's true, but don't expect other people to reveal their hands if you don't reveal yours.

>>2036020
this. DESU, going on reddit is a humongous red flag for any woman. it's pretty much a sure sign they are broken in some way

>>2036187
He did enjoy life, though

You enjoy it most when you don't burn it all at once

>>2037499
>20 year old jailbait hookers
what did he mean by this?

>>2035928
>cheap
>quiet
>autistic
>named William
this guy has got to my parallel universe self

>>2035826

You don't, you tell her you have 10k in Internet money and you want to go on a holiday.

>>2037595
I don't see any reason to have over 10,000 in a savings account for an extended amount of time unless you're getting close to retirement. Why not put that in some investment?

>>2037938
This also aplies for moms. As soon as they know about your savings they want you to spend it.

>>2036086
Suck me dry desu~

>>2035826
do not fucking say shit until you sell those bags

>>2039519
"Savings" does not mean "savings account"

>>2039601
It does here though.

>In 2015, we asked more than 5,000 adults how much they had saved in a savings account. The results were startling: 62 percent said they have less than $1,000 in savings.

https://www.gobankingrates.com/personal-finance/data-americans-savings/