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I shilled Chainlink to a friend who is a senior dev and he said it's literally a JSON parser.
Is this true?
Fuck you /biz/ this is the last time you scam me.

>> No.20350084

>>20350050
Yes. That doesn't mean large companies will be willing to put in the work to make their own shit work with smart contracts cause there's more to the process than that.

t. software engineer invested in LINK

>> No.20350098

Who is Jason Parser?

>> No.20350100

>>20350050
Not to mention the fake partnerships.

>> No.20350120

>>20350098
I think he was the guy that organized the Unite the Right Rally

>> No.20350132

>>20350050
He probably meant Jason parser, the founder of shadow fork

>> No.20350146

>>20350098
>Who is Jason Parser?
>He probably meant Jason parser, the founder of shadow fork
kek, i remember that and i haven't been on /biz/ since 2018

there was also some shadowfork shit

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>>20350050

>> No.20350218

Fine. I'm gonna be honst with you, go buy ARPA NOW

>> No.20350246

>>20350098
He killed Paul Walker

>> No.20350269

>thinking Jason = JSON

Absolute state of retardation here

>> No.20350301

>>20350149
Shut it down!

>> No.20350427

Any paying customer using this technology to solve multibillion dollar real world problems?

There no single enterprise use-case listed on the marketplace of this 4Chan meme:

https://market.link/search/data-sources

>> No.20350468
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>> No.20350479

Chainlink is a store of value

>> No.20350480
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>>20350269
Is this 160 IQ b8 or is this board actually full of newfags

>> No.20350483

>>20350100
Is this true?

>> No.20350494

>>20350050
thanks fren, just sold 10k linkies

>> No.20350517

JASON PARSER CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>> No.20350543

I smoked pot with J Parser

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>>20350050
Ask him how he performs http/https gets/posts from his solidity code currently.
Go ahead we will wait.

>> No.20350617

>>20350050
who is jason parser?

>> No.20350644

>>20350050

I shilled McDonalds to a friend who is a head chef and he said it's literally a BURGER.
Is this true?

>> No.20350662

10y of sw dev here, c++
Most "software developers" are soi manchildren that have no concept of value, they tend to lowball everything. Just look at Vitalik.
I once talked with some guy that was selling a SaaS at $5/mo and knew that companies were replacing $100/mo systems with his, and he was too afraid to raise the price because "It's an easy system someone else could make it for cheap and undercut me."
They're so dumb with money that only doctors beat them in dumb deals

>> No.20350675

>>20350050
Thanks, just changed my link to XRP for mad gainz

>> No.20350686

>>20350468
I bet Sergey liked that meme

>> No.20350771
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20350771

>>20350098

he's friends with Amanda Mayward and Mai Haf, working on behalf of Dunhere

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>>20350084
Yup. Companies especially enterprises are fucking lazy. They'd rather shell out money for a built solution they just integrate into than make it themselves.

>> No.20350797

Yes its a scam. Sell everything

>> No.20350822

>>20350098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8IavGgtQMA

>> No.20350937

>>20350050
im a link holder and id be ok with banning all link threads if it meant stopping this retardation

>> No.20351000

json parser is a 4chan fud to fud chain link
but now at this point when link is
$7 do u really belive it ?

it was fun fud when link was at $1,
but now ?

now whole crypto world is buying chain link, yet 4chan is fudding it to stop u from buying ?

like WTF
ALL HERE bought tons of link BEFORE $1

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>>20350686

>> No.20351204

>>20351000
LINK is literally the equivalent of a Json parser

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>>20350771
I tried to get my gains out from the bank and this guy kept calling me "Ewan" and saying my friends were dead. My name's not Ewan, it's Bill WIlson

>> No.20351402

>>20350479

Audible kek

>> No.20351477

>>20351204
nope, its an ORACLE

think as link is https to http, but u own a share of https and thus u yield dividends from it.

so basicaly u own a share of a patent for "internet" 3.0

so folks, dont sell your links cheaper than $1000

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>>20350479