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Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:06:36 2020 No.20323585 [Reply] [Original]

Why are women so attracted to my voice? I've been working from home and have signed ridiculous deals with women over the phone that would have never happened in person. They also say bye to me like 3 or 4 times before we actually hang up. I personally think my voice is nasally and kind of lazy my teachers used to say I got bored halfway through words and wouldn't finish them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:07:30 2020 No.20323614 >>20323585 >They also say bye to me like 3 or 4 times before we actually hang up they just want you to hang up so they dont have to listen to your incel voice anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:08:42 2020 No.20323656 Maybe your voice is so bad they make quick deals to get out of the torture?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:09:45 2020 No.20323685 >>20323614 this, they sign the deal just to make sure you don't ever call them again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:10:00 2020 No.20323694 >>20323585 post a vocaroo of you saying something you might say to those women over the phone and well tell you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:10:20 2020 No.20323705 > kind of lazy my teachers used to say I got bored halfway through words and wouldn't finish them that makes you sound disinterested which is like catnip for modern women who are used to incessant simping and attention.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:12:29 2020 No.20323768 >>20323694 record yourself saying "pee pee poo poo i do a vocaroo roo"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:22:23 2020 No.20323993 >>20323768 https://vocaroo.com/8d22ieTjdhb

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:23:52 2020 No.20324032 how does my voice sound https://voca.ro/dxcfWxDlWHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:24:27 2020 No.20324048 your strong and sexy nerd voice excites them spontaneously to orgasm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:24:54 2020 No.20324063 >>20323993 very nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:25:18 2020 No.20324073 >>20323993 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:26:19 2020 No.20324100 >>20323585 If you are a coomer your vibrations all suck; voice too;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:27:29 2020 No.20324134 >>20323993 hot 8/10 >>20324032 5/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:28:44 2020 No.20324160 >>20324100 Nah your libido is a muscle use it or lose it. I will agree that porn is degenerate and you should stick to soft core pictures and imagination.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:29:06 2020 No.20324175 >>20323768 >>20323993 pathetic, TRY THIS https://voca.ro/l1Jr7IXVUhw get on my fucking level voicelets

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:29:16 2020 No.20324180 >>20323993 That's it? That's nothing special.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:30:08 2020 No.20324200 >>20324180 learn to use id's newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:30:32 2020 No.20324209 >>20324100 >>20324160 placebo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:32:14 2020 No.20324229 >>20323993 >>20324175 >>20324032 cringe voices

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:32:22 2020 No.20324239 File: 993 KB, 797x865, 43574568485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:32:35 2020 No.20324249 >>20324200 Nope. I don't even use this place often

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:32:58 2020 No.20324265 you all sound fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:34:20 2020 No.20324296 https://vocaroo.com/m2klD7LLhM7

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:35:18 2020 No.20324329 >>20323993 You sound like an autistic anglo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:36:32 2020 No.20324354 >>20324296 based and comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:37:13 2020 No.20324369 >>20323993 >vocaroroo wtf is wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:38:48 2020 No.20324413 >>20324265 >>20324329 https://vocaroo.com/eK1pTugYULW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:39:42 2020 No.20324438 >>20324229 https://voca.ro/lRbIt1QAUFL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:40:16 2020 No.20324454 File: 106 KB, 765x1024, 1594640048121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okay you autists https://voca.ro/dO8BChDPIu3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:42:08 2020 No.20324514 >>20323993 you sound like a fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:42:18 2020 No.20324518 >>20324454 You sound like a dudeweedlmao. Clear your throat before you speak, or stop smoking so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:43:30 2020 No.20324554 >>20324518 i don't smoke faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:45:11 2020 No.20324595 >>20324554 No, you smoke dicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:45:47 2020 No.20324610 >>20324454 You sound nervous and white. And actually unironically fat. Either that or you have a dick in your throat. Unhealthy either way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:46:28 2020 No.20324628 >>20324454 You sound like the guy who doesn't care if he fucks them because there's a queue of chicks who are going to fuck before them They are going through a lot of wipes dealing with you, man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:49:17 2020 No.20324696 File: 4 KB, 175x135, 1502548851177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://vocaroo.com/4gi0dNcuf4e

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:04:38 2020 No.20325078 >>20323585 https://voca.ro/5zkiAYwBUej

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:09:36 2020 No.20325218 >>20324454 jesus christ anon I wanna fuck you and Im not even gay how do I get a hot voicel ike that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:11:27 2020 No.20325264 >>20325078 https://voca.ro/d2hm7uvHlwf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:13:48 2020 No.20325340 File: 26 KB, 598x574, 1585243519268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20325078 FOOKING BASED!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:26:17 2020 No.20325681 >>20323993 You just sound normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:27:18 2020 No.20325708 >>20324454 good voice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:29:36 2020 No.20325767 https://voca.ro/gGDx3Yni59y

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:31:20 2020 No.20325814 guys the pee pee poo poo is a funny meme but can we stop it with all the racism pls it makes me really uncomfortable? biz is a fun place and should not be so toxic, it akes away from the fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:32:08 2020 No.20325831 >>20324454 you have a nice phone/radio voice unironically

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:35:02 2020 No.20325910 https://voca.ro/jrb6CbIqTLA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:35:44 2020 No.20325931 File: 124 KB, 334x506, TOPHATPEPE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20325767 OH SHIT GONNA HAVE TO BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS FOR THIS ONE. https://voca.ro/l8fthT09Ljt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:36:46 2020 No.20325959 >>20325910 >YA'LL BACK TO PLEBBIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:37:28 2020 No.20325976 >>20325931 >https://voca.ro/l8fthT09Ljt lol have you considered making a career out of voice narrating fantasy novels?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:38:18 2020 No.20326000 >>20325976 I haven't considered anything in a long, long time. I just stack Chainlink. My career will be shouting at plebs from the roof of my mansion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:39:17 2020 No.20326033 >>20325959 https://voca.ro/5RKDXsxeQPx

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:41:03 2020 No.20326091 >>20326033 hahahahaha https://voca.ro/mP2oLjdphmt

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:41:36 2020 No.20326107

>>20325264
>https://voca.ro/d2hm7uvHlwf
are you peterdraws? lmao

>>20323993
good voice

>>20324032
sorry but you sound like a fat horny teenager

>>20324454
Good voice, though I did imagine a deeper one. You sound like you are smiling and smiling is always nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:41:55 2020 No.20326117 >>20325931 thanks Gandalf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:42:15 2020 No.20326128 File: 95 KB, 589x726, 1594334224695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://voca.ro/kXSsdHLzfEk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:43:46 2020 No.20326175 >>20326091 https://vocaroo.com/3h6jPmOonap

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:47:22 2020 No.20326285 >>20326175 https://voca.ro/bkw0OZqsMkb my russian accent is failing me, used to nail it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:47:32 2020 No.20326288 >>20326091 >https://voca.ro/mP2oLjdphmt I listened to your response after posting >>20326175 The synchronicity is bulding

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:48:09 2020 No.20326303 https://vocaroo.com/662eyz0XdTk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:48:16 2020 No.20326305 This thread is proof that /biz/ is full of closet fags

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:48:49 2020 No.20326319 >>20326288 Checked. That's really weird. This is getting autistic even for me so I'm going to stop now but this has been fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:51:06 2020 No.20326376 >>20324175 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:52:48 2020 No.20326427 >>20326305 https://voca.ro/jlu1R9vg1Pp

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:54:08 2020 No.20326466
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If anyone is interested I made one last effort for this glorious thread.
I actually made this a week ago but it makes more sense here.
I love you all.
https://vocaroo.com/8gLFsNjXSHv

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:54:13 2020 No.20326467 >>20326285 https://voca.ro/7SZLTNfj6Eu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:55:10 2020 No.20326486 >>20326467 >https://voca.ro/7SZLTNfj6Eu holy shit that was amazing. I wish I could do a convincing gay jew accent like that. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:55:58 2020 No.20326513 File: 546 KB, 720x720, 1579398513190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20326466 truly based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:59:04 2020 No.20326586 >>20326486 >>20326319 Fair enough bud, probably time to stop. Was fun indeed. Also, your posh English accent is dope. Find someone who makes funny cartoons to do voiceovers for, I bet you'd be good at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:00:28 2020 No.20326632 File: 29 KB, 660x574, fads.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The only women who like me are single mothers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:01:41 2020 No.20326663 >>20326586 It's not my real accent, my real accent is common as muck. I'm just getting ready for when I have to larp as old money amongst the billionaires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:03:53 2020 No.20326731 >/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:04:47 2020 No.20326756 >>20324454 Sounds like some faggot dying gargling on semen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:07:01 2020 No.20326817 >>20326632 what's the problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:09:46 2020 No.20326912 >>20326817 I don't want to be a cuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:11:10 2020 No.20326948 >>20326912 being a dad to a kid who needs one is pretty fucking far from cuckoldry, this website has melted your brain

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:13:25 2020 No.20327028 >>20326948 There's a difference between raising your own child and raising another mans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:17:40 2020 No.20327170 >>20327028 obviously, but there's nothing wrong with marrying a single mother and having kids of your own too. if anybody is the cuck in this situation it's the deadbeat dad who left.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:23:42 2020 No.20327391 >>20327170 Yes, but imagine being the only child in the family not biologically related to both their parents. I've had this happen to friends growing up and there's always ended up being a disconnection within the family.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:27:08 2020 No.20327495

>>20326632
>>20326912
>>20326948
>>20327028
>>20327170
my ex took my kid and married a beta provider and while i can see how he is a cuck i also feel like a total cuck too. knowing that my kid is calling another man dad makes me want to kill myself unironically

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:27:44 2020 No.20327514 >>20323585 >>20323614 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:32:16 2020 No.20327656 >>20327391 I butchered that last sentence. Just ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:40:47 2020 No.20327971 >/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:44:16 2020 No.20328109 >>20324454 Sounds like the typical discord vc funnyguy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:48:40 2020 No.20328296 >>20324296 cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:50:25 2020 No.20328359 >>20324032 Couldn’t listen to the whole clip

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:52:09 2020 No.20328425 >>20325814 nigger nigger nigger

Malcolm Rose Mon Jul 13 16:10:32 2020 No.20329071

>>20323585
As a popular streamer of roguelikes video games I too have experienced this! They hear my voice, and their pussies go SPLOOSH. It's like magic, my brother. I can't begin to tell you how many times I've been offered sex after someone heard one of my streams.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:13:48 2020 No.20329173 R8 https://voca.ro/giBKzI0qoZC

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:27:06 2020 No.20329581 >>20324454 you just sound effeminate and gay. maybe women trust you because of it. maybe you look straight in person so that's why they don't in person

>>	Anomynoose Mon Jul 13 16:37:44 2020 No.20329890 >>20325814 >--Aaron

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:46:21 2020 No.20330123
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Ok OP, the real answer is due to these two factors:
>Women are more audio oriented vs men who are more visual.
>Most men don't have the balls to call, but those who do sound like cookie cutter salesmen.
You call them, which they like, but sound like a normal. laif back person, not a coked out, over-eager credit card salesperson which is annoying as hell.

Please tell us, exactly what product do you sell and how do most of your convos go over the phone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:50:03 2020 No.20330229 >>20329173 You sound like a regular dutch guy to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:51:09 2020 No.20330260 https://vocaroo.com/1kcWCCyc4fr I had to be a little quiet because there's others living with me and I don't really want them hearing what I just said.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:55:14 2020 No.20330345 >>20329173 Wouldn't of guessed you were Bengali if you hadn't of said it but now that you did you sound like an average 2nd generation old man

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