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The day I finally buy some fucking Tesla. Wow.

First for NIO

>dividends
>tankers
>oil stocks
>shorting tesla
>buying boomer stocks
>memefolio failing to out perform QQQ or even SPY ytd or yearly
>gold
>rtx
>bank stocks

>>20323131
FUCKK I MISSED SPARTAN

Reminder TSLA is the biggest bubble of all time and will be under $100 within a year feel free to cap this post i'm from the future

FUCK FUCK FUCK I BOUGHT THE FUCKING TOP OF VXRT AND I DONT HAVE ANY MORE DAY TRADES WHAT THE FUCK TELL ME THIS STOCK WILL MOON TOMORROW

>>20323162
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

I bought TQQQ at 125.50

>>20323175
MUHREEEENS

Reposting because I'm sitting on so much fucking MINT ready to go 50% of net worth next dip into SSO.

>2x all daily returns/losses reset daily
stonk only go up long term
>ETF will collapse if s&p 500 drops 50%+ in a single day
This has literally never happened, not even half that. Highest daily loss was 20% followed by 12%. Circuit breakers hit anyway now thanks to Mr. Whale and his flash crashing.
>Don't hold it long-term even though these are true anon!
Tell me why not. Why would I not buy SSO every market dip and hold this fucker forever.

What are the best oil stocks to invest in now?

>>20323215

>>20323215
I’m looking at FANG

>>20323131
What's the meme this week? Took some profits and got some cash..

Lunch about to dump. Great dip opportunity.

>>20323215
GUSH

>tfw comfy gains with IBKR and PFE
maybe there is something to this whole “finding proper companies and ignoring you regards” thing

>>20323215
Probably the larger-cap ones like XOM or CVX that will buy the little guys in financial turmoil. Oil will be back sometime in 2021 but all the smaller companies didn't have the cash/investment rating to keep going. This will result in industry consolidation, especially for US oil companies.

>>20323232
EVRI was but idk now. Someone’s suppressing it

>>20323229
What's wrong with oil stocks? Surely they must go up at some point right?

>>20323156
It's a lunch dip, retard.

>>20323215
short TSLA

>>20323191
Im so glad I didn’t buy today

>SOLO
please tell me you didn't fall for this pnd

>>20323191
Somebody has to take the other side of Chad's trades. Don't begrudge your lot in life, anon. Embrace it

OIL CHADS WHERE ARE WE AT

>>20323191
Um, yeah? That’s gonna be an OOOF from me.

>>20323270
So no oxy

>>20323156

That's what happens when you FOMO buy

>>20323215
Rockefeller.

>>20323282
Lol nobody is suppressing it. It's just not going to uptick 25% more at a time

>>20323201
>Tell me why not. Why would I not buy SSO every market dip and hold this fucker forever.
Because you should buy SOXL on every dip and hold that fucker forever

What the goddamn balls is going on with SOLO and EVRI? The latter I can understand since it's a total meme but as for the former somehow a single EV company is dumped while thousands of people are buying??

GME is steady climbing have you noticed?

>>20323131
>World is literally on fire
>Businesses and shopping malls outright going out of business
>30 million americans entering eviction
>Second wave ready to strike and we're still seeing the first
>On the brink of civil war and potential war with China

>Stock market booming!!!
This isn't sustainable.

>>20323270
>>20323215
To add to that though, oil is so volatile because the market isn't balanced. Our supply shortages and surpluses are artificially created by OPEC+ turning off their spigots, most recently with the Russia/Saudi price war. Fracking is destroying ME oil, but can only turn a profit if oil stays over $35ish a barrel. That's another reason oil dropped so hard recently, the Sauds and OPEC were trying to run all the US frackers out of business by driving prices down and burning their cash. Problem is frackers are a dime a dozen and just file bankruptcy and more pop up when they turn the spigots off. Entire industry is really interesting but I personally don't like it.

>>20323215
FWONK

>>20323357
but what will burst the bubble?

>>20323342
Nobody is going to buy a 3 wheel 1 person 20k car

>>20323342
Stop asking this question 4 times in every thread you've received the answer 10x about solo

>>20323347
Console cycle

>>20323316
I wouldn't go into anything that wasn't a top 5 domestic producer right now. Foreign is another whole bag of worms.

Wtf is TQQQ doing

>>20323197
Haha did that guy shit worms
Imagine being such a beta you shit worms

>>20323342
>What the goddamn balls is going on with SOLO and EVRI

What you're really asking is "what the goddamn balls is happening to my money", and the answer is "you made an impulse buy because you were chasing a moonshot and you got it wrong".

>>20323375
>>20323376
And you guys have been told multiple times that they have more than one car, and their 2 seater roadster which starts shipping this year has over 40,000 preorders. Starting to think you're the shills - either that or you're dumb as fuck

I am financially ruined

>>20323385
Confirming what I thought when I sold oxy to buy more xom and shell

>>20323131
haha wow how did my desktop end up on 4chan :P

>>20323340
3x leveraged in that sector means it collapses with a 33% daily move. We have brushed that a few times since the beta of chippers is so damn high. That's why I'm looking at a 2x for buy and hold.

>>20323191
125.17

I’m going to get a chicken tender sub, they are on sale. Please pump MSFT and TSM while I’m gone.

I’ll bring you guys a sub. What do you want, Anon?

HOLY FUCK THIS DIP

>>20323357
This will continue until we have solvency issues or inflation enough that interest rates change.

The highest strike TSLA call at 2850 for Q3 Sept 18 is over $10,000. It would have to nearly DOUBLE to break even.

>>20323417
Nah sell solo and buy nio. You are only allowed 1 EV stock

>actually purchasing underlying shares
>2011 + 9

>>20323439
your mainframe was hacked

I panic bought EVRI at 7.19

>>20323374
The Jews whent hey decide it's time in September.
Technically probably the second wave ravaging the world again in September. Possibly the three gorges dam collapsing and market correction being a fallout of it. The imminent wave of bankruptcies and foreclosures (this will be a really good time to buy REITs in like a year)

>>20323445
We got bonked

>bought the TQQQ dip

Imagine not buying MAR calls

Should I sell cpe and kos?

I guess I'll hold mark.

>>20323425
>loses 5%
>i am financially ruined

>>20323447
PICK ME UP ONE ANON I SWEAR I'LL GET YOU BACK TOMORROW ALL I HAVE AT MY APARTMENT IS SOME SPAGHETTI

>>20323438
RDS was good too imo since they cut their dividend for the first time in like 75 years if I remember right. That TANKED the price, so I hope you caught the bottom of that dip. The dividend will return and the stock itself will recover in a year or two imo.

>>20323417
Then ask somewhere else you absolute mongoloid fucking retard nobody has any additional information to provide to you and when they do you just say NO CAUSE STOCKTWITS WATCHERS so fuck off already

>>20323417
>seater roadster which starts shipping this year
its shipping this year (its already July btw) but we havent even seen a demo of it? Doubtful to say the least.
If that car appears, and its solid, im investing in them for sure

>>20323481
Bought at 5.90 and then more at 6.50.
I'm holding, It's gotta pop up again.

>>20323215
USO

>>20323447
Meatball with extra provolone plz

>>20323191
You'll be up by tomorrow

>>20323454
Must be comfy writing long ass TSLA calls right now.

>>20323489
woah momma that was timed perfectly
based MACD + RSI TA

>>20323454
Mother fucking hell. Jesus

>>20323451
The market will plummet the moment powell even thinks of raising rates, however he did say that they would be low through 2021

>>20323443
>3x leveraged in that sector means it collapses with a 33% daily move. We have brushed that a few times since the beta of chippers is so damn high. That's why I'm looking at a 2x for buy and hold.
The underlying index SOX would have to actually drop >33.3% in a day for that to happen and it hasn't come anywhere close to that ever since it became a thing in the mid nineties. SOXL going down 33% in a day means nothing and would not be a termination event

you are buying the NIO dip right anons?

What would you call this pattern? I call it the “I should develop a real strategy and stop buying and selling based on emotion”.

>>20323488
post the gif tho

>>20323481
>>20323523
SELL YOU IDIOTS!!!!

REMEMBER

>>20323564

OH NO NO NO

>>20323574
I'll hold too, thanks.

Should I buy XOM? Thought they might be headed for 40 territory but I've seen only promising articles about them for over a week. For like a 1 yr hold

whats some tickers to hold 5 years?

>>20323574
ngmi

>>20323574
it'll bounce back r-right?

>>20323564
I don't know, you are up.
That is better then being down.

>>20323564
The bleeding crab

Should I max out an IRA 2019 or 2020?

Or should I self cuck and pull all my stronks money into savings?

I feel the crash is coming.
Virus getting worse, companies all filing bankruptcy, there is no way this is sustainable

>>20323215
ENB if Canadian.
XOM if American.
Good boomer bluechip high-dividend companies that will likely reach ATH if you have the patience. Think 3 to 5 years.

>>20323329
kek

Did you buy the lunch TSLA dip? See you guys at 1800.

>>20323593
Bezos get #metoo'd?

Why the fuck is FSLY dumping so hard?

>>20323574
No faggot, you ain't taking my evri until we reach 10

Need help

Truleav has a 66% share lockup expiring in two weeks. Though for some reason the stocks up 30% in the past 3 days. How do I play this?

>>20323594
I said that when I had IVR
I nearly did the same on SOLO
You’re doing IVR right now

Guys,

>>20323598
IZRL my fellow goyi....based lad

>IB's prices are a hour slow
holy kek

>>20323131
Should I go half amazon and tesla?

>>20323548
You misunderstood my post, but thanks for trying to clarify anon. 3x is too much for my risk appetite.

>>20323672
What the hell?

>>20323447
Foot long cold cut on Italian herbs and cheese.

Cheese , lettuce , tomato, black olives, green olives, onion, spinach, sub sauce, hot sauce and ranch dressing.

>>20323447
Tendie sub here too pls

>>20323005
Nvm unbased, GET ME OUT OF HERE

>>20323699
I was wondering why I couldn't sell shit.

>>20323574
This, you guys are gonna get dumped on again.

DAL and WFC earnings this week....

...Going to hold right through

>>20323659
what the fuck is wrong with your text rendering

Redpill me on WKHS. Why is it doing weird shit?

>>20323681
Nothing wrong with that, man. If you wanna use SSO and reduce your risk even further consider throwing in some TLT or TMF in the mix. Long term treasuries tend to inverse stocks for the most part yet still go up in the long term. Combining SSO and TMF in your portfolio probably won't even cost you any gains but the volatility of it all will significantly decrease. Google Hedgefundie on bogleheads for details if you aren't up on the strategy. It sounds like something you'd go for

>>20323454
God I wish I bought TSLA shares at the bottom so I could write these ridiculous OTM covered calls.

>>20323740
Someone’s mad they didn’t buy under $6

Got a play to short McDonald’s. My boss sends me there everyday for the 2 for $3 deal. I get a receipt everyday and can fill out a survey for a free quarter pounder every day. That can’t be sustainable, if we got a few people to fill out the surveys everyday we could get a ton of free quarter pounders that McDonald’s would have to write off.

>dead cat bounce

Why doesn't the market expect a second lockdown?
Cases are going up, deaths are going up.

>>20323380
So is my money safe if I put it there?

>>20323799
Politics.

>>20323799
People are dumb

>>20323659
Hey what does "Purchase" mean on these?
The cost of the order was $142.59x100? No that can't be right...

I'm very tempted to follow this one... I need to make some goddamned money. Any tips?


>>20323447
>I’ll bring you guys a sub. What do you want, Anon?
Tomboy w/wide hips and nice abs to be my petplay sub and breeding sow.

Preferably not too mentally ill to be a good mother, but I know how women are these days.

Imagine not going all in on FSLY cheapies right now.

>>20323799
>test more people
>number goes up
Because death rate is going down. People are realizing that its basically just another flu and shittons of people had it without realizing.

>>20323785
based

>>20323799
Nobody cares old man
Zoomer chads realized boomers have done nothing for them so zoomers might as well let them die

Buy WMT dips. When it hits $131 I'm buying calls.

im finally green today! +0.07%!

>>20323799
Retard.
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/new-york-city-without-coronavirus-deaths-for-first-time-since-start-of-pandemic/2511864/

>>20323775
Naa, I bought on friday dumped it this morning. Wish I would have bought puts after selling this morning.

will TSLA dip a bit more before the evening surge?

>>20323800
Probably be bankrupt by 2030

>>20323799
I think the market DOES expect some shutting down in Cali, Texas, Florida. Which is why it's not panicking about the resurgence in positive tests.

It won't be like last time though, it will be more targetted with specific measures, not just "everyone who doesn't work for a utility or a meat packer has to stay home"

>>20323799
>>20323818
>>20323820
If at this point you still view covid as a danger, you’re not astute enough to make it trading. Just dump into SPY, it will beat your returns.

what are some arab investments that do not involve oil? do such investments (outside of gulf state REITs) even exist?

>>20323855
I will be honest. It's a gamble regardless of a dip being present or not. But if you truly believe Tesla will ride main street to $2000 and hold for at least a day, go for it. Do it.

>>20323850
Fair and what I should have done but I didn’t see this big of a dip coming

How safe are my BAC calls bros? Sell at 25 or 26?

>>20323799
>all the communists on CNBC told me muh second leg muh cases muh financial collapse
you've been played retard open your fucking eyes

>>20323799
to be blunt its a robbinhood bubble
once the big investors pull out in october we'll see a second crash

>>20323880
i dunno maybe some beheading providers or mosque builders

I think it's not too late to but gun manufacturer stocks, hear me out.

Biden's position should be on a lazy boy chair, falling asleep to WWII documentaries on the history channel at 7:45pm. Literally nobody wants to bend over backwards for the mob like the democrats are doing in a foolsih effort to channel the BLM/anti riots into votes. Even if Biden wins we are getting a hard right candidate the following term due to soaring crime rates caused by blue cities. People will be snapping up guns for both personal protection and for the dems potentially DBZ style final revealing their true form of communism.

So basically: Invest in and gun manufacturers or sporting good stores. I went to dicks the other day, a wrapped around line for handguns and shotguns. I think it's gaurented profit leading up the the election and even more if Trump loses. Also I would invest in actually having a gun if you do not.

>>20323417
>their 2 seater roadster which starts shipping this year has over 40,000 preorders
Their preorders are worth literally nothing, it doesn't cost any money to reserve one.

https://electrameccanica.com/eroadster-contact/

>>20323799
affected states far more spread out and easier to shutdown (especially Texas) than the tri-states area where everyone is packed like rats

>>20323598
Microsoft, Apple, Walmart, defense stocks, etc.
You could look into playing the 5G market. With so many Western countries banning Huawei, someone in the West has to take up that slack. I don't know enough about this industry to recommend anything, though, so do your research.
Alternatively, try green energy stocks. Not necessarily solar, either. Just companies working to lower overall emissions while still generating power. NEE might be a good choice, though they're a bit pricey.

>>20323627
I'm europoor my dude, I never read into ETFs too much because I can't really trade them (the US ones at least, but who cares about euro or all-world ETFs)

>>20323881
I don't even think 2k will be the maximum, this is such an immense bubble fuelled by this year's irrationality.
But since I'm playing 10x, every dip hurts a little.

>>20323929
>I'm europoor my dude, I never read into ETFs too much because I can't really trade them (the US ones at least, but who cares about euro or all-world ETFs)
Look into LQQQ for a euro equivalent 2x Nasdaq. Also DBPG is the same as SSO (2x S&P)

>>20323375
This. Chevy and Toyota and Nissan have electric cars for about the same price. Small enough to easily park in busy cities, but big enough that you can use it for a lot more than the cuckmobile. Also about the same price as the cuckmobile so might as well get the better and likely safer choice.

>>20323889
Looking at this as well. Trying to figure out how to play bank earnings this week.

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>>20323828
Russel 1000 etf seems to be doing good.
I’m almost all in on ARKK however.

>>20323548
Yo SOXL shill, how does it feel getting outperformed by the TSLA you refused to buy?

How do I choose between MFST and AAPL?

>>20323846
I'm 1% up today, 0.8% up in the month
I'm boring af

TSLA is back to 1700+. Did you get the dip?

>>20323915
NEE isn't a pure green energy play because of FLP/Gulf Power, their subsidiary LP NEP is a better pure play.

>>20323375
you will buy your 50K electric car, wear your mask, and insert the tracking chip like your are told kid

>>20323998
>dip

>>20323454
Aaaaaaaa wish i had 170k so i could buy tsla and immediately sell a call on it. 10k in premium would be nice. If it dumps by $100 meh no big deal ive seen how this stock moves. If it gets taken away no big deal. I literally made over 100k in a few months.

>>20323989
>Yo SOXL shill, how does it feel getting outperformed by the TSLA you refused to buy?
Feels bad man. I remember a few years ago before the IPO reading about this new weird car company in california making an electric roadster with laptop batteries and thinking to myself "Holy shit that's a great idea I can't wait to be able to invest in this shit"
>you know the rest

>>20324017
It was a small dip, see you at $2500

Waking up to green machine

>>20323956
Will definitely do.
Kinda off-topic to the topic at hand, but do you know if it's possible to trade US options from the EU and which broker?

I'd like to give a formal thank you to the based Tequila frogposter who brought up RUN ITT when it was like 8 dollars in 2018. You made me some good money and it keeps coming.

>>20324091
That I don't know

>>20323799
Imagine being afraid of a flu that was hyped to infect strong social surveillance when the medical communities own studies don't agree that cloth masks, etc are effective.

>>20324006
I specifically recommended NEE because of that. Pure green is too risky of an investment. People will still flock to cheap energy after all.

Do all you Norwegianchads use nordnet?

>>20323998
no

fuck me

Another blood red day...

>He doesn't have at least 100 bucks on small miner stocks like THM that could go 5-10x value by years end
>He only owns shit coins instead

ERVIbros I might have to just sell these bags ad count my loses, these are looking like some dead cat bounces.

>>20323902
low iq nibba thinks US leftists are actually leftists, think they even share a table with true communists, kid, people have been 'stocking up' on guns (because they have small pp) since the dawn of politics.
There are more people now so it seem like its more.

>missed chance to buy property
>missed tech stocks
>missed tesla/EV
What will I miss out on next, smg?

Quick rundown on $EQ?

>>20323990
Look around at your tech products. Go in on whichever you have more of.

>>20324192
Silver and gold moon mission.

FGOVF makin' my day...

>>20323895
>I-i-i-t-ts robinhood
Is this the new crypto cope?

>>20324157
the fuck are you holding the markets are going OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20323990
>How do I choose between MFST and AAPL?
Buy the stock of whichever company you hate the most. That way if it goes down you're happy cuz the hated company is in the toilet but if it goes up the company you hate is doing well but at least you can console yourself with cold hard cash. This works with presidential elections too. Bet on the other guy and it's a win/win

>>20323162
>Gold is a bad investment

>>20323131
For once I sold near the top instead of buying it
Bought wkhs for 14 sold for 20 expecting a dip to 17 on Monday
Not the apocalypse

>>20324192
>missed tech stocks
>he doesn't know that we're pumping until 2022 at least
We're just warming up the money-printer on this shit.

What’s so good about Folgers coffee anyway

>“What’s clear is the tech cold war is beginning to bite”—China and America cleave an industry
>TENSIONS BETWEEN China and America are hastening a global technology-industry split. That is not just inefficient; it will have far-reaching geopolitical implications.

>https://www.economist.com/podcasts/2020/07/13/whats-clear-is-the-tech-cold-war-is-beginning-to-bite-china-and-america-cleave-an-industry

>And smic, China’s aspiring semiconductor champion, has just said that it will raise $7bn in a state-supported listing in Shanghai—it delisted from New York last year (see article). The proceeds will be used to supersize China’s home-grown chipmaking capacity.

I'm feeling like such a retard for selling...
Bros, tell me I'm not going to get fucked for HODLing SMICY, CQQQ, CHIK, or some other chinktech?

>>20324076
Gotta love a bull market!

>>20324192
Buddy, we are in 2007. Remember 2008?

Up 30% on the JPM $110 7/31 calls I bought this morning. Should I hold through earnings? This trade is about 3% of my portfolio so it won’t break me if it goes to zero, I just want to know what the other anons think. Anyone else playing JPM?

I

AM

FINANCIALLY

RUINED

>>20324242
let me just go back a few decades to buy cheap gold
RETARD

>GEVO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20324287
>uranus
>anus
hehe

>>20324238
Went all in on JAGX in July 2016

>>20324091
You can definitely trade options, brokers up to you.

Do you want to pay $15 a trade with a big boy bank, or free with a app that’s 90% as good. Both are easy to research on google for who is the best in your area.

JESUS FUCK https://youtu.be/9EOPKizJ_Y4?t=448

>>20324164
Lol it's been 1 day just hold it a few weeks and get your money back

>>20324242
>cyclic pump & dump

main problem with gold is, supply is abundant and artificially suppressed, if one major government needed it they could flood the market with it.

Elon is going to scalp +4b by eom.
Making insane over 22b grand total on shorts.

>>20324215
THM and MUX reporting in. THM is a 95% profit for me, MUX call is 10% ITM

>>20324287
>made me Google images for sailor uranus

I DID IT! I FUCKING DID IT! IM RETIRING!

>>20324164
You have probably had these bags for less than 5 hours. Chill. You only lose money when you sell.

>>20324321
It's still cheap relative to the everything bubble we are currently in.

>>20324242
Goldfags are almost as cultish and bad as TSLAfags

>>20324345
cringe

>>20324371
enjoy staying poor

>>20323967
based fuck (((native))) americans

>>20323799
>deaths are going up

>>20323247
ok wait
wait one fucking second

There is NO WAY that this stock goes back up to its pre-covid prices, right? This has to be a trap, there's actually no way it's this easy.

>>20324344
Okay now I can see that degiro has been allowing US options for a while, though I'm on 212 and they don't.
AFAIK you have to lie about your financials on Interactive Brokers for them to allow you to trade US options

>>20324378
difference being teslafags make more money in a few weeks than what holding gold for over a decade will do

>>20324418
You've never heard of stock splits? Sure smells like summer zoomerfags up in here

>>20324157
My portfolio is in recovery mode rn I'm down from last month but made back half what I lost last week so it's a good trend at least, how much are you down?

>>20324025
No worries. SOXL and TQQQ over the next decade probably outperform TSLA.

>>20324418
are you retarded?

BULL RUNNNN!!!!
I'm such a pussy I should have been much more aggressive...

>>20324378
Silver fags are much, much worse.
That said... I want to buy more silver. I really hope the train hasn't left the station, I never got around to buying physical.

>>20324360
>>20324338
kekk
gotta love a sexy pixie-cut busty tomboy sub!

So glad I bought Apple during the dip last week.. bought BKR during this morning dippy today. Both up nicely.

>>20323357
there's a wall of fed money backstopping new risk. downsides from the old risk assets will strike in waves - we saw it once with the drop in june when the 90-day loan delinquencies started, so my theory is that the fed bubble will burst shortly before christmas when the 270 day defaults start happening.

>>20324428
Not sure as I’m Canadian, but I’m finding not only can we do anything they can, we actually have less restrictions and taxes thanks to the Liberals in the 90s. Sure it’s the same in Europe.

Only bitch is buying US otc, as I have to call in and actually have human interaction.

>>20324418
Gush can go to 0

NIO taking a shit and fucking me

Dollar General is a recession proof stock and has been my least volatile throughout this whole COVID crisis. They're going to branch out into larger stores I think.

>>20324462
>+E+V
witnessed

>>20324489
No, just ignorant

>>20324312

reversal back in steps from lockdown happening, bankruptcies and Q2 results, but the enigma is the feds..

>>20323832
Positivity rate (positive test/total tests) is also increasing.

>>20323847
Not New York. Have you checked California, Texas and Florida?

>>20323912
>>20323871
These make sense.

>>20324312
what are you in bro?

>>20324580
that's good to know, i'd buy them for a hold but their dividend is kind of shit, pstl isn't bad if you are into pandemic proof stocks

FUCK the son of a WHORE who shilled EVRI

I guarantee when trump loses, we'll never hear about covid again. Instead its healthcare ,heathcare and healthcare.

>>20324544
I don’t want to turn this into pol, and not interested in hearing from any poltards with Trumps cock in there mouth. But I’m starting to wonder if Biden’s new tax scheme is as bad as is being touted and I should pull out for the election.

>people still holding NIO

this cute black chick im talking to on tinder is being really flirty and asking to come over but I just want to sit here and watch my green lines go up
is this normal

>EVRI

do I hold boys

>>20324623
Give it a few days dumbass

>>20324570
Can't any stock go to 0? GUSH seems to be pretty "stable" at around 30-40 right now. Maybe putting a few hundred for the chance of a x50 wouldn't be the worse idea in the world.

Where's the guy who originally shilled it ITT?

>>20323131
Am I the only one selling everything? Especially Nasdaq related

If i make a profit on all these shit PnDs i got memed into i will only buy TQQQ SOXL and TMF until i die

Sold TSLA at 1400 Friday. I feel like a big idiot

>>20324635
>>20324544
what about stocks that are still at pretty historic lows and haven't even risen since covid hit? I'm in some reits i bought low, I will only lose if they completely die at this point. I'm holding them for the dividend and banking on a slow recovery to their old price, but right now I feel like Biden just wants to burn everything down and rise something else from the ashes.

>>20324675
yes.

>>20324661

what do you want, a cookie?

>>20324462
prove that gush was split

>>20324637
>NIO 18B mcap
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

>>20324611
>dealing with people is tough.jpg
it really is...
I just want to make the big moneys on stocks bros. How come everything keeps mooning without me?

>>20324684
Been holding TSLA since this morning and I feel like the bigger idiot.

>>20324675
TSLA short is literally free money

what should be the entry point on FNGU?

>>20324661
invite her over and show her how much money you made and then she'll let you sniff her bum for sure

I bought TQQQ at $125.02

>I thought I bought the TQQQ dip at 123 after buying at 125.50, it immediately went lower

why is my WYNN bag mooning lads?

>>20324710
I'm considering a put

>>20324669
But gush is not a stock it can go to zero from volatility

Real talk who here pulling out and going mostly cash around october? I see a massive dip on the horizon with the trump biden niggercircus

/pmg/ and /smg/ collide

I have been successfully betting on a silver breakout for the past week (with a $18 put hedge)

seems to be working so far, wish me luck bros!

see you all at $25 SLV in september!!!!!

I sold some shit to break even today, it finally went up. I have no idea what to buy now. What has tanked recently that might go back up? I want to buy but today seems pretty green. Somebody give me some suggestions.

>>20324737
You would be better off selling some premium to get short exposure

I don't really get the constant up and down throughout the market. I get algorithms constantly trying to skim profit off of literally everything but otherwise the real humans out there selling shit when the line goes down a bit are truly, utterly retarded. I guess that's what happens when highly evolved chimps play with money but goddammit why can't people hold longer than 24-48 hours and realize profits? Is this the same psychology as that experiment where they give a kid a marshmallow and tell them they can have another if they don't eat the first one? Infantile bullshit

>>20324742
Everyone does, massive dip during Q2 this and next week as well

>>20324737
>looks at prices
lol no youre not.

Is it normal to exist such a discrepancy between early market hours and lunch-break/late hours, or is it a post-corona phenomenon?
Nasdaq opens high and takes a dump at around 12 to 2pm ET. Has this been exaggerated in the past 4 months?
I never really monitored US stocks closely before April.

>>20324705
Sometimes you just want to give up.

>>20323799
fast spreading is good, herd immunity here we come

>>20324765
I was up almost £1,000 this morning but as of now I'm "only" up £472.
That's why we monkeys sell.

>>20324740
Yeah but honestly I won't miss a few hundred dollars, the reward seems better than the risk. Unless there's something else about ETFs I'm missing other than the fact it can go to 0, it seems like an ok gamble.

>>20323414
hitting nails on the head here

>>20324723
125.50

I bought TQQQ 175, what happened bros?

>>20323828
Purchase refers to cost of the underlying stock at time of purchase

Are you a degenerate gambling mumu or bobo, lads?

i haven't fapped for 3 days so now the market is up
how long can I keep up this bull run

>>20324765
If I'm two stocks are down and one has the potential to go up and one doesn't, but the one I own doesn't have the potential to go up, I will sell the one that doesn't and buy the one that does. That is one reason. The other is people need cash and are forced to sell.

>>20324827
seems like the biggest oof so far

Should I just take profits on everything and start selling AMD puts?

>>20324792
yes.
I think I nee to try taking valium regularly again. It wasn't that hard to ween off of last time, I was just afraid of dependency and long term effects.

>>20324830
THANK YOU that makes perfect sense.

>>20324808
F it I will play some long calls options on it too oil will eventually comeback
And i love they idea of getting hard seeing gas 10 bucks a gallon

>>20324664

lol

>>20324406
its true, the US death rate has risen in the last week to roughly mid-june levels
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

>>20323535
I'd be up her tomorrow, if you know what I mean

>tfw gold
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey TA people, if we can't break 3230 that means this is a double top right?

>>20324812
>>20323414
I mean yeah it would be great if my lines were green today, but that's not really what I'm asking. There's essentially no legitimate explanation for something like SOLO to go down like it has today. They have a decent product whether you like the look of it or not, and clearly thousands of normies are buying the stock - but somehow it tanks on zero news, zero rumor. The only answer I can think of is that big brains and algorithms are shaking people out to buy more cheap shares, and the people praying for it to fall are either shorting or just retarded bears

>>20324872
I don't like drugs and I avoid it as much as I can.

>>20324697
sure. ill take an oatmeal raisin

>>20324872
of course an anime pedo like you also requires drugs to function LOL

I averaged down on TQQQ at $123 and now I don't even have any cash to average down any further.
This wasn't meant to happen bros.

U mumus will all know what it feels like to get gangbanged by feral bobos come september. Prepare your boi puccis

TAP is at/below preCOVID lows
Who likes beer?

>>20324906
If we're at March or even May levels, thats a problem. at June and steady (nationwide, but that is certainly not the case) is exactly the best case scenario as explained by Faluci.

>>20323162
this is pretty much all you need right here. and you could remove BRK.B from this list, but they are a solid long-term hold

>>20324945
Relax. Just relax.

TSLA is going to close on red.

>>20324840
Yes and yes.

>>20324544
Repos started when? Last october right? And they stopped sometime last week? This will force financing through private means. Wondering if this is why banks cut divs, buybacks etc so they can provide more loans, liquidity etc. It would help to boost loan revs and shifts all risk to the big banks not the fed. Just a few dots/ideas i'm kicking around right now. Need to search how many businesses raised private capital kinda like DAL just did.

Profited 90% off tesla, sell now?

>>20324991

Sell off half or so. See what the rest is doing. Continue to sell off if you get nervous.

>>20324991
Was about to ask if I should go in, I keep thinking it’s peaked but it keeps going up. What do I do, buy?

>>20324972
4chan says to buy more.
Red everytime

>>20324356
>Implying Gold is the pump n dump

>>20323131
Will Tesla ever be under 1000 ever again

>>20324953
why is it just the meme STZ that's making good post nothingburger gains instead of BUD and TAP?

>>20324934
same, but I want more out of life

>>20324937
>pedo
>requires
anon, you're pretty much a shit.
But if insulting people for their hobbies and interests makes you feel better about yourself, so be it.

TESLA DIPPING HARD

>>20325047
Bwuahahahahaha

>>20325023
No, but it might be under 2000 for one or two more trading sessions

>>20324364
>3 months
how the fuck do you barely break even investing during teh greatest bullrun in the history

>>20325019
I'm really curious about this. Reserve currencies are generally backed by the world's dominant power at that time, but I just can't see the Yuan becoming a reserve currency ever, unless they make some major changes.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>20325047
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What price should I buy into tqqqqqqq at?
115?

>>20325047
yeah wtf, should I be worried, or its just a dip?

I was up £1,000 this morning....
I'm about to be up £0

>he bought TSLA calls right before a blowoff top?
DUMP EEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>20325047
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20325055
/biz/ in 2022 will Tesla be under 4K ever again

>>20325023
>>20325055
When Elon says
>What the fuck are you niggers doing, TSLA should only be around $500.
On Twitter

Again.

>>20325042
I don't know about your situation but I don't think it is healthy to use drugs if it's not necessary.
Have you tried a drug-free approach?

>>20325042
quit fapping to weeb pics and you'd probably fix ur broken brain and wallet

>>20325047
I just watched it dip like 8% in the span of 6 minutes.

>>20325150
but it also went up 8%

wew dat tsla dip

Just filling a gap, the moon mission will resume shortly

>TSLA

Lol.
Buying 1 share Tesla in the dip.

What’s going on with everi bros

>watching weak hands and robinhoodies get shaken out of INO
>mfw I'm holding the bottom

tesla is red bros..

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>>20325189
me too except i'll buy at 300

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING????? HOLY FUCK I AM SO HAPPY I SOLD MY HUGE CALL GAINS ON FRIDAY

ITS OFFICIALLY OVER TSLAFAGS THE DAY OF RECKONING IS HERE

>>20324692
Say that again loser lol

>>20324906
Sweden has the same death per million of italy without lockdown, it's fuckin nothing.

>>20324756
Nice work cunt, really. It’s good to see someone who’s not a complete mouth breather around here

Who sold their calls at the top?

>>20323447
Get me some of that delicious BOARS HEAD and some broccoli cheddar soup

GUYS SHOP IS ON SALE UNDER 1K BUY THE DIP NOW THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY