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20303026 No.20303026 [Reply] [Original]

MY MOM IS KICKING ME OUT OF THE HOUSE SHOULD I JUST GIVE HER 60.4503 LINK?

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.20303123

>>20303026
why would you give your mom 60,450.3 USD (sixty thousand four hundred and fifty United States Dollars and three cents)?

>> No.20303393

>>20303026
You posted this same larp thread 2 days ago

Sage

>> No.20303496

>>20303026
Based
>>20303393
Doesn't get it

>> No.20303588

>>20303026
This dumbass larp all over again. Just kys dude. Lmao

>> No.20303637

>>20303026
kek, good meme sir, good meme.

>> No.20303726

>>20303026
this thread is not funny anymore. so stop

>> No.20303768

>>20303026
Kek the times when it was 450 and more

>> No.20303798

Just give her the dick.

>> No.20303813

>>20303393
>>20303588

Since we're all rich today I'm going to actually explain this to newfags instead of suggesting they kill themselves:

This is a long-running past on /biz/. It originated a long time ago (years?), and might have been a larp at the time. But the joke is: every time it's reposted it's with a lower amount of link to pay the $500 dollar rent. Like it used to be 1000s of link, then in the 100s, and now it's fucking 60.4. So, it's a kind of beautiful, constantly-evolving pasta that shows us how far we've come. I fucking love it.

>> No.20303814

>>20303026
the anon offer is quickly encroaching on mom's demand lol

>> No.20303851
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20303851

>>20303026
IT KEEPS GETTING LOWER NOLINKERS BTFO!!!!!

>> No.20303856

>>20303026
Don't worry op I appreciate you.