/biz/ - Business & Finance

Cruise lines recover when?

the wayfair short on open is genius but i dont have the money for the premium

good look to someone who does have cash laying around

>dividends
>tankers
>oil stocks (instead of wti futures)
>shorting tesla
>buying boomer stocks
>failing to out perform SPY ytd or yearly

me running off with tesla short's money

Will WKHS have a pre-market pump to make up for the Hindenburg Research hit job, or will it continue to slide.

>>20296887
Only Elon can fight them and get away with it

>>20296852
What happened to wayfair?

>>20296887
hoping some other millionaire decides to cuck him somehow

>>20296793
based and cunnypilled op

>>20296965
its been proven to be a cover up for pedo rings selling kids

they might go down tremendous

>>20296862
>wti futures
for me, it's Brent

When does the line start moving for RH users on Sunday? People keep saying 4 EST but it still hasn’t moved

>>20296965
some based genius shorting it created the best fud ever and nobody has caught on yet (check r/conspiracy)

got a good feeling about this thread, despite you all keep feeding the trolls and taking the bait, even stating in the OP how to guarantee replies...

>>20297123
That was a fun little rabbit hole. Hats off to whoever did it, I hope it works for them

I texted my girl "come over" an hour ago and she isn't here yet
maybe I lost my touch

Ok, should I buy LMND or XOM tomorrow. I made my research but I go for swing not hold. What should I choose?

>>20297229
it's deserved too because there is no fucking way this piece of shit company should have this share price and that rise in past months has been considered suspicious as fuck by many

>>20296965
Seriously, should I short Wayfair tomorrow?

>>20297298
LMND easier to swing trade, already seen it go to 90 twice after its short debut. def buy at ~70 even 80

EVRI is 90% held by investors.. are they more likely to sell after a small moon on Monday and then short their own positions or will they want to ride it up higher to the estimated ~17$ PT before they dump it all?

>>20297283
maybe she hates you for making shitty attention whoring posts in a thread about the stock market
>>>/r9k/

>look up ticker of stock I own
>not in robintrack's top 200
Looks like I'm safe for another week lads.

So have things really changed that much to warrant the markets not completely collapsing to shit red when all these Q2 earnings come back terrible?

Is JPOW really going to save us?

>>20297366
I don't think that's the reason
I'll post about the stock market in 5 minutes

>>20297283
Don't stress it, make it look like it didn't matter. Then have a nice chick on the side if things get complicated.

>>20297446
>nice chick on the side
if you do that she will get jealous and try to do the same and leave eventually, that's what I did.

kpop might be a schizo /pol/ack, but the move to short W might be right.

>>20297298
>LMND
>renters and home insurance policies for homes, apartments, co-ops and condos in many US states in addition to content and liability policies in Germany and the Netherlands
>Insurance corp with net losses
Set a tight trailing stop. Long term, absolutely not. Geico exposure via BRK.B is even a better insurance play.

>>20297446
Based

>>20297424
what >>20297446 said.
if you're pretty enough to have 2 women and one doesn't appreciate you enough its always good to have a backup to spite them with

FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED
I REPEAT
BLOOD RED

FUTURES

>>20297574
kek

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>futures
>about to get some ass

Should I sell TSM puts

the hourly is just insane. where the hell is line going?

>>20297507
depends could make her want you more
t. fucked a girls friend she caught us, cried about it, still slept over and continued to fuck
her. friend gave the best bj i've ever had and it was interrupted fml

>>20297586
dont mock me for being colourblind

>>20297641
Up

>>20297672
and Australian, kek

>the poster that doubted me about massive green previous thread
eat shit

>>20297692
wait, up means GOOD?
this that explains why I'm always losing money

>>20297404
Earnings don’t matter unless they are surprising.

>>20297641
28 year bull run started 23 March 2020

>>20297686
what destination? The movement just seems silly.

>>20297803
correction when

amazon earnings when?

Nth for EVRI

How the fuck do I see futures on interactive brokers. They have no ticker??

>>20297841
who knows

BULLCHADS RISE THE H*CK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>20297346
I mean, it looks like most of the major outlets have already tagged it a conspiracy theory. I don’t think it has enough meme magic to trigger a sell off. If it does though I’m buying calls when everyone realizes they were rused

>>20297841
>>20297880
it's literally right there on the graph, the most recent dip

>>20297641
Gud places fren, very gud places

SQQQOLDIERS HODL THE LINE

I go sleep now.
When I wake up I better be several thousand euros richer or else.

Thoughts on ARKK?

>>20298044
I thought profits were illegal in Yurop?

oh jesus

im so fucked

have you ever gone all in on a stock?

>>20298049
Fuck back off to r*ddit

>>20298076
Just taxed to high heaven. But 75% of 10000€ are still 7500€ I guess.

Every Sunday you idiots blather on about futures and it doesn’t even matter at open

>>20298079
I got fucked today /biz/ and not in a good way

>>20298042
Picked up 10 contracts Friday, lets goooooo

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20297802
pls jesus bless this mans predictions, I want to retire early.

Everyone will be panicing for 28 years saying WELL IT WILL GO DOWN THIS YEAR
>IT IS GOING DOWN
>IT IS GOING DOWN
>IT IS GOING DOWN

but after 28 god damn years, it is still going up.

>>20298079
I would be surprised if it opened above 3180.

Guys what are the bank earning reports going to look like this week? I have no idea whats going on in the market right now. How tf are we up in the middle of this crisis? No matter how manufactured it is, it's still seen as a crisis by most, so how are we still going up?

>>20298162
I’m retarded did you buy calls?

Docusign will hit $300 this week.

>>20298188
maybe it's not actually seen as a crisis by most and that's why we're going up

bong here.... just about to go to bed with mint green futures

I just know i'll wake up and for some reason they'll be blood red and RDSB will fucking shit itself again

>>20298237
>debt doesn't matter for equities
>lock up your retirements and pensions here
spooki

>>20298121
well best of luck to to you Eurobro

>>20298188
the earnings reports are going to look like shit, there's no doubt about that. however, the market is expecting shit numbers so if they reports are near expectations or less shit than they expect then unironically bullish. on the other hand, the reports could be even more shit than expected, in which case we're fucked

reminder to sell NKLA asap if you're still holding like a retard, literal vaporware scam and the guy bought a $230 mil mansion first thing he could

>>20298042
small spex, when will they learn

>>20298259
dont't worry anon, nothing bad happened over the weekend so the markets will love green tomorrow. don't fucking bet against america

>>20298259
>red
>ever
>for any reason
that's illegal, sir.

big fat asian girls

>>20298318
you smell a little cocky
I hope you have your 3200 party hat ready

>>20298362
I know....

How are fellow WKHS investors feeling right now?

I made about 3k profit, but I could have made more if I sold at 23. With the Hindenburg dump, is this week the time to buy back in, or are we on a downward trend?

>>20298332
I've not lad, most of my bags a burger bags

But when all looks well I wake up to blood red on "corona virus fears" even though nothing had fucking changed and theres no new news

>>20298411
Made some money on calls before, now I'm on puts. Hope it craters.

>>20298219

I'm thinking of going in on them this week. Their monopoly literally will just go up the entirety of this crisis.

where's that absolute smoothbrain who bought like 14 call options on SQQQ last Thursday ? what a fucking idiot

Futures blood green on hopes of vaccine trial, Dr Powell warns panicked investors on slipping future earnings amid rising protest worries

WFC reports earnings. My take. Shit hit 22 at the absolute low in march when the virus fear was in full swing. So if you bagged it at that level or a bit above honestly why stress about the earnings? Everyone knows shits fucked the only question remains how bad. If it turns out not as bad as predicted then hey all the good for you. If its the other and the stock drops then either bag more or ride it out.

Things not priced in this week:

Ghislaine Maxwell implicating people
Joe Biden VP pick
Trump gets COVID

Wanted stupidly high premiums on Amazon for my put credit spread for the week. Oh well

Where are you theta friends looking for high premiums this week?

>>20297363
pls respond

All systems go
Get ready for moon tomorrow

>>20298540
Investors hold traders dump

>EVRI now at 7158 watchers on Stocktwits

holy shit boys this is gonna moon

>Big banks made big bucks off of Covid-loan program through fees
Shit. I think there's serious potential for NOT AS BAD AS FEARED pumping.

GS chart looking bullish?

>Reddit and /pol/fags reporting /e/-tier images
what the fuck?
Am I drawing attentions away from your shills and schizo-theories? Fuck off.

Fuck off back where you came from.

>>20298644
buy as many banks as you can

>>20298411
I'm perfectly content to hold fast where I'm at tbqh.

>>20298638
Is 7000 watchers really even enough to affect the stock price

>>20297059
not until premarket chief

>>20298644
>Big banks made big bucks off of Covid-loan program through fees
How do you know?
Don't you think banks would have pumped each other? Because they could ahve assumed that other banks made the same fee gains they experienced themselves.
Didn't happen though.

>>20298644
commercial banking makes most of their revenues from fees reddit spacing stupid fucking cunt faggot nigger shithead

>>20298411
holding since $4
that jew isn't dumping fyi, he is a tiny retail trader that just scares with his twitter and paid spammers, he sells short so anyone that panic sells tomorrow is just letting this jew win.

Buddy of mine he recently went thru the divorce hell. Ended up moving. He's got a kid to. Anyway he told me that 3 months post divorce he's gotten laid by 3 women and one's his next door neighbor. Says he don't gotta even try and he's banging one of them. He uh kinda rotates among them, keeps them on a string. Maybe it's the whole kid deal, I dunno. Brings out the maternal instinct. Dude's playing with fire I know that much. I mean hell one's his neighbor..

>>20298782
what kinds of stocks does he own

>>20298638
If this moons and we make money this should be an /smg/ case study for how we get people to make us money off site

>>20298817
He’s deep into GASH

I woke up with a nightmare.. I fear something is going to happen that will kick 3x leveraged ETFs into the dumpster besides things like TQQQ.

I'm selling my DFEN and NRGU positions at 12.50 and 4, and just dumping everything into TQQQ and TMF and never looking back.. It was fun while it lasted.

OH GOD ITS DUMPING WE GOT TOO FUCKING COCKY BROS THIS MIGHT BE THE RUG PULL THIS TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20298638
It was at 6000 on Friday and people are talking about it on Twitter, so those people are not counted on the watchers plus some of us here too don’t have Stocktwits

lol @ kpop stan autist blowing a fuse

>got horse at $6
>bought more at $8.50
>sold half at $15 to cover my inital investment
>kept mooning to $20
>still believed into le WKHS is a long term hold meme
>realized that's a fucking meme of the month
>sold the rest when it was at $15 again
>bought the FB microdip on Friday with my WKHS gains
>made another 4% so far
heh

Remember that Whatsapp Pay will make FB investors rich
I also bought the jogger dip two weeks ago and I'm 40% in the green with it (calls)

>>20298840
>I'm selling my DFEN and NRGU
yea you were really fucking stupid for buying those to begin with

Tommorow will be your last chance to pick up KTOV under $1

>>20298840
if you have lower risk tolerance, there isn't anything wrong with using QLD or SSO instead of TQQQ
also just buy ITA and XAR like a true chad

>>20298859
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20298705
It was at 6000 on Friday and people are talking about it on Twitter, so those people are not counted on the watchers plus some of us here too don’t have Stocktwits

how do you feel now when you know that you missed the dip?

>>20298885
KTOV shills has been saying this for 2 weeks.

>>20298744
>newfaggot who loves kpop tranny seething, must defend trap e-gf
Ah, it makes sense now. I'm sorry your life has turned out like this.

>>20298732
>How do you know?
WSJ cover story from earlier this week.
>Banks Could Get $24 Billion in Fees From PPP Loans
But I didn't read this part:
>JPMorgan, Bank of America, others have pledged to donate profits from small-business lending program
so now I'm not so sure.

>>20298913
I was all in long since march 23

>>20298918
**shill
i swear to god it's just the same retard

>>20296793
>dow futures

is tomorrow going to be the "blood red monday" /smg/ mentions every week?

>>20298212
Yes 7 dollar calls

>>20298921
Bank of America just gave away like $1B to black people or something right?
I would be unhappy with them if I was a shareholder or customer

also look how well those russelcap futures are doing...
;^)

>>20298913
I didn't tho

>>20298975
yes of course

>>20298921
>JPMorgan, Bank of America, others have pledged to donate profits from small-business lending program
How aren't their CEOs sued over this?
Imagine you controlled 100% of the stock and the CEO did this

>>20298967
more than like true

NIO and EVRI chads...ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!

>>20298985
Thanks anon

>>20297665
Wait you guys have friends?

>Write a covered call for +3% on thursday
>Get shrekt before tuesday
>Every time right now
I really need to go balls to the wall +5% or so.
I might even stop writing them. There is no way but up. We are invincible bull bros.

Planet fitness shorts sounds like a good idea to me
>lock downs coming back potentially
>fatties canceled memberships and won't be tricked again
>home gym equipment sold out everywhere= less people will come back for a gym membership
Thoughts?

>>20299006
Imagine thinking the board didn't agree as well, imagine thinking the CEO isn't on the board to begin with, imagine thinking jpm doesn't use this to get tax deductions

>>20298494
Not quite. If you look at bank stocks, most did find their lows back in March. Now when you look at WFC, you'll see it found a lower low in April, before finally bottoming out at the 22 you mentioned on May 13th.
And that's the fundamental problem with Wells. Just when you think they can't possibly have more bad news to report, they find another way to shit the bed and tank even lower.

>>20299064
>home gym equipment sold out everywhere
>america
implying

>>20298921
>>20299006
>Wells said it will donate gross proceeds earned through the program, which originally ended June 30 but has now been extended through Aug. 8. BofA and Citi said they will donate net proceeds.
>Wells’ $400 million will be split into three areas, according to Jenny Flores, head of small-business growth philanthropy. Flores said most of the money — $250 million — will be allocated to CDFIs, with a focus on Black and African American-owned small businesses.

I officially HATE wells fargo (WFC) now
Pretty sure they will underperform the banking sector as a whole
Thanks for the tip though. I will get Citi calls on open

>>20298507
>non event
>non event
>non event

fuck bro's they are on to me. did I cover good?

>>20298872
Well my average is 11.05 and 3.06 on those so I will take my wins and leave. Bummed out DFEN never got a re-run up to 15.

>>20298082
I went all in on IDEX after the massive dip from Hindenburg
Turns out I timed it perfectly and I made +40%

I'm thinking of getting more PLC.TO and maybe AW.UN in the morning, or some MTY. US equities seem so overbought. A&W burgers are great, i live in a city and there's so much takeout burgers going on now. I think A&W is great long term, they'll double their dividend in a few months i bet, back to where it was.

What are you looking at monday morning?

also pic unrelated, should i get this shirt?

>>20299068
>tax deductions
That's a valid point. But deductions at an x% marginal tax rate are still less than just keeping the earnings.

>>20299141
>it's another shoah

>>20298840
>holding tqqq right before q2 earnings

>>20299006
>>20299003
Think of the blowback if they didn't do this.
>They stole billions from the relief for small businesses! That was supposed to go to workers!
>>20299003
>also look how well those russelcap futures are doing...
god damn it
you fucker

Well I shouldn't have bagheld those TMF and UVXY calls, and the same with that TWM. But at least all my bulle positions are GOLDEN!
THE BULL GETS HIS MILK

(assuming futures mean anything at this point in the evening)

>>20299150
hinden(((burg))) tanked my APHA stock at one point, they're so full of shit. ignored aphrias beautiful canadian greenhouses to shit on some bullshit unrelated assets. fuck you hindenburg.

> tfw no unlimited money supply to throw $1000 at whatever random shit I fancy this week

How do I train myself to stop being so impatient with my stonks? I'm not even chasing meme pump and dumps but I constantly find myself wanting to buy new things.

>>20299195
Yikes

>>20298397
golden bulls are allowed to be cocky, because we fight for righteousness

>>20299196
give me milk mommy pls. i never sell anymore uwu, just wait for good market to reward me w tendies

>>20299108
nice milkers

>>20298975
Futures opened green so yes.

>>20299219
don't throw ur money at garbage, try find whatever value exists in the market now. like, I wouldnt chase fang but look for undervalued smallcaps or even visa. i feel like visa hasn't recovered to what it should be yet, dragged down by shit banks in the same etfs.

I hate that I'm going to make a bunch of money off random speculative tech stocks and leveraged ETFs when we know the economy is fucked.

I'll spend it on weed and tech to make my feel better.

3500 spy
1200 nasdaq

In august

Get hyped golden bullbros

>>20299276
I've been staring at visa pretty hard lately, they have a lot going for them.

>>20299333
12000 naschads

Shits.gonna be cash

>>20299234
but what if you get too cocky

>>20299347
what's the best thing about Visa

>>20299347
cash free society, covid makes physical dollars gross, tapping is literally easier than counting change. they make money off transactions, low debt. for me it's a no brainer

>>20299211
...anon are you kidding me? Did you at least listen to them and take profits, or have you bagheld all the way down to... 4.20?

>>20299276
Visa chart looks weaker than MA, no?

Pretty sure since it's charity they can write that off next years tax bill. Same as a person can. You donate x amount to charity. Long as you can prove to IRS that's what you did/purpose then you can claim that on your taxes.

>>20299015
reporting for duty sir. i hold both of them and TSM as well, will i make it fren ?

Important dynamics of virus spike

Its a much smaller subset of population exposed

Meaning its a certain type of person, bar, clubs parties and younger

Once this highest spread group gets hit it means the immunity of the subset can reach herd

Its not the same dynamic as new york in march which was basically all of nyc infected

Instead this subset will peak lower and shorter duration

>>20299368
>what's the best thing about Visa
300% from now within 3 years

>>20299368
see
>>20299383


also consistent revenue growth. if i had to choose a stock to buy and hold for 5-10 years, it would be visa. they just print $$ from transactions, and buyback shares.

they also don't take on any risk from lending like shit banks do, they just make money from transactions. somewhat of an inflation hedge too.

>tfw quit video games
>take up put selling as new hobby
>making so much money
yeah... I think I like this life a lot more

>>20299398
Yeah, and the backlash from the public would be extreme. This way they're buying public good will for pennies.

Everyone on here is wayyy too ideological in one direction. Corporations don't care about your cause or their cause. They care about taking as much money from you and everyone else as possible.

>>20299383
What about PayPal and Square?

>>20299428
>>20299451

that sounds pretty good
I'm not smart enough to think for myself, so I'll just buy V

>>20299387
yeah i've lowered my average considerably and taken some profits, but i actually believe in the company, everyone in my city knows their products and they actually have a big automated greenhouse. irwin seems like a tard but i think long term it'll be just fine. I don't mind holding my position for years to be right.they're also profitable.

i sold a lot back at 17, but bought back in partially too early, just before the report, now my average is ok, i'll just wait from here.

>>20299422

Yeah I've long thought the 60-70% herd immunity thing was bullshit. In reality you have a segment of the population that are superspreaders and a segment that don't do much. Once all the superspreaders catch it the transmission rate will drop off hard even if they infect a big portion of the other group.

>>20299483
>>20299383
and Whatsapp Pay

>>20299483
I trust visa more than paypal and square. paypal has a huge market cap for what it actually does, a bit too high of a price for me. i havent researched or used square enough for me to look into it, so i probably wouldnt buy it.

if i were to buy, i'd buy like 85% visa and 15% paypal, but that's for long term. in the short term, both square and paypal could outperform visa, as the markets always irrational.

>>20298975
Now that /smg/ isn't expecting it, yah
>>20299108
>America
Exactly. Most of its members are people who aren't actually looking to get fit, but it's a pain in the ass to cancel the membership. But with the lock down the fatties may have actually had the time and sense of urgency to do so, and they won't be coming back

>>20299483
Seems like visa or MC could roll up and steal their lunch money any time they wanted.. don't forget about credit cards interest.. doubles what banks ask for.

>>20299493
They have titanium financials as well. It's about the safest bet you can make and is still at a bit of a discount.

>>20299472
what the heck is this live vol?
Did you learn the greeks and such, or just pay for some service called livevol?

>>20299520
I own a decent amount of facebook, despite if the democrats hate them, they're amazing at marketing to boomers with, although they've gone on a bit of a run recently.

my day job is marketing and they give us the most return on ad spend. tiktok might eventually take over.

again though, i do think facebook and amazon might pull back within a few months and it might be worth it to start a position. shits overvalued for how high unemployment is, although with all the money being printed, who knows what will happen.

>>20299557
>may have actually had the time and sense of urgency to do so, and they won't be coming back
I know I did, I've had that membership for years, but I had to adapt to quarantine. So I finally bucked up and canceled

>>20299451
>>20299347
If you have any cash and dont know where to throw it, V and MA.
Literally no brainers right here
t. 100 MA losing me money right now

>>20299607
it's called Livevol X, I get the software for free as I use Lightspeed as my broker
https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/livevol-x.306213/

US economy contracting 25% is bullish

>>20297641
That's fucking terrifying holy shit. I'm scared bros is there going to be a massive selloff tomorrow with how green everything is? I want to buy more TQQQ but it's at a real ATH

>>20299672
shorting a market that's being handed trillions in borrowed funds to buy stonks is ur fault anon

50% GDX 50% GDXJ
rate my portfolio

>>20297641
decreasing volume means it'll probably reverse in not too long, means ppl aren't buying anymore, a few large sell orders will push that down

>>20298828
ebin

>>20299499
how much marijuana do 'nadians actually consume?

>>20299622
I'm almost 30 now and I don't see myself using TikTok in the medium term future albeit generally being very open to trying something new. Pretty sure boomers will never migrate to using it. Facebook has a lot of content that connects people on the internet with the "real world" (events, groups, business pages) but TikTok seems like a pointless and worse Instagram clone but even more fickle

>>20299719
I'd wait a few days, maybe you can sell some puts on it for 7/17 and get assigned at a lower price
if the price moves against you, you can hedge with SQQQ

Please bros let's have a 321 SPY day so I can exit my positions and hold cash for the incoming 2nd doom that's (NOT) related to nothingburger but rather CARES running out and Amerifats not having an extra $600/week anymore to spend.

Oklahoma is rightful American clay.

>>20299141

this is cringe

you dont have to be a /pol/fag in every aspect of your life you know

>>20299622
ooo I really want to hear anything that you have to say about advertising because it's an important part of the economy and I don't know enough about the inner workings.
but I feel like I don't even know enough about it to ask good questions.
what sorts of things do you advertise, and what % is online advertisement (web pages + apps) vs not-online?

Kek, in a power outage if you need supplies anymore your fucked. Cause all the shit is electronic. No one carries cash and even if they did you couldn't use it at the stores cause again it's all electronic. The employees/managers are all to dumb to think outside the box so to speak.

>>20299036
no

>>20299829
>everything is political
ngmi

>>20298082
I'd be all in on this but can't sell my KTOV for a loss

>>20299809

agreed, its too ADHD for me to use, and its just a bunch of 18-22 yr olds making shitty jokes for other normies.

most people 30 and over imo wont make a switch, instagram and facebook are decent enough.

i think facebooks got a good 5-10 years of safety left, unless democrats break it up or sue them or something.

on an unrelated note,

i do a bit believe in vape technology bringing back people to be addicted to nicotine, and hold positions in BTI and MO. i use a BTI vape and its dope, and a lot of people use it at my office, that or a JUUL. people can vape in public transit as well, which just reinforces habits. they're a bit beaten down, but the dividend is great and i don't mind waiting.

Do people really think Tesla deserves the current valuation?
I mean, sure. It may show a profitable Q2 and move to the SP500 and get another pump to 2000 or so.

But, realistically. People are treating it like a tech stock. It's not.
And Porsche showed with the Taycan that they can compete with Tesla even if Tesla has a huge head start in EVs.
Do people really think Tesla is worth more than the VAG+Porsche. Or Toyota, Toyota has a war named after them. They sell cars to terrorists and the UN alike.
It would take 5 years of them sitting in their asses for Tesla to get them.

"Tesla is more than cars" That is dumb. SpaceX is not a subsidiary of Tesla, neither is Solarcity.
The stockprice has nothing to do with them.

I'm a fan of Tesla. But current valuation is too much. And the more it rises. More risk there is.

>>20299622
Tiktok is becoming widely banned for its China connection and the previlance of underage smuttery. It's way more toxic, literally and optically. If it's not outright banned it'll be ostracized by stigma

>>20299911
Short Tesla with me brother
(Don't do that)

>>20299622
>TikTok
Literally more CP on there than Limewire and kazaa ever had. They're going to get fucked hard.

How many people here have portfolios where none of their positions are 50% or more of the whole portfolio?

>>20298885
Shut the fuck up Grink nobody wants your jewish scam.

>>20299868
>>everything is political
>ngmi
correct, bringing /pol/ everywhere is /ngmi/

>>20299911
TSLA has the charging network and battery technology.
If they would be separate entities I would long the charging network, long the battery tech and short the actual car manufacturer.

>>20299958
My TFSA is boomer diversified, by personal account has 44% in HQU and 32% in NET.

>>20299726
no anon that trillion dollars was so americans and the companies they work for can survive

let earnings speak for themselves

>>20299831

generally more and more online advertising, my company is ballooning my facebook ad budget, i helped sell about 2 million in product through ads i made through covid time, average return of 40x in sales per dollar spent which is unquestionable great, as my target was just 10x.

I beat my yearly targets. until people start physically driving to work again, other types of advertising will be neglected, like radio and billboards.

however like all advertising, there's a limit to how effective it is.

tl;dr. facebook and amazon are still very solid.

also salesforce ( $CRM ) is an amazing company, its the backbone to a lot of companies, and my friend who works for a big 4 accounting firm implements it nonstop, its growing, his words, 'like cancer'.

companies switch over to salesforce, and pay thousands a year to use the system. the system also cuts out a lot of middle management jobs, saving the company thousands and allowing sharp targeting of customers all throughout their journey.

I'm big into CRM as well, its a bit overvalued but compared to shopify, its a lot safer and has a lot more potential long term. their product is incredibly sticky and expensive to get off, and companies love it.

>>20299671
does it do a good job in helping you decide optimal options to sell?

>>20299141
Lol you're the jew shitposting on EVRI? Based.

>>20299958
Representing

>>20300061
>REDDIT SPACING

>>20299958
Well I dunno about none but DAL makes up 45% of mine.

>>20300041
i just maxed out my tfsa finally last week, 3k maple syrup dollars to spend, once the funds become active on monday. can't wait until monday :)

>>20300061
What is Salesforce actually doing to drive value for the companies using it?
Is it replacing any legacy software they used previously?

>give up half of oklahoma
>stonks up

Heh

Futures up, for the moment. What plays are you guys thinking about this week?

>>20300085
sry

i

just

prefer

spaces like this when reading
because
this
is
claustrophobic to me and i might have a small amount of tism :(

>>20300061
nice reddit spacing fag

>>20300147
FAS

>>20300076
i'm bowflex, i pretend to be a jew for when anyone criticizes my shills.

once again the CHADAQ outpaces the other indices

>>20299936
I'm thinking of going long on VW and Porsche actually.

Porsche Taycan is better than a model S and it is the first attempt by Porsche at fully electric cars.
Tesla's first car, the Roadster, was so bad, they are going to release another so people forget the first.

Tesla fanboys are mental. I know Teslas are the best EVs there are. But Tesla is not worth the current marketcap, and this valuation will only hold if the other automakers don't do anything about it.

>>20300147
I was going to do an atm put credit spread on amazon for the week, but don't want to do it if line go vertical. Not sure now desu

>>20300061
Salesforce is involved with contact tracing too FYI

Have the airlines given the buy signal? LUV looks bullish to me. And BBBY looks pretty oversold...

More "strong buys" I'm interested in:
ERIC
SCHM
MAS
AMAT
AVGO
SIGI
IDXX
GS
CRM
STZ

which stock is the most cute and funny?

>>20299056
What made you pick that percentage?

Oops, silly, me I was looking at the 1h candles! Looks like futures are slipping a little.

>>20300215
Rtx

>>20300147
IT'S GONNA BE A BLOODBATH BRO

>>20300061
thanks for the reply :)
I just don't understand advertising / consumer mindset stuff at all because I live the adblock lifestyle and never watch TV.
How can you tell which sales are driven by your ads? You mean specifically situations where someone clicks an ad and then buys products after the link? I also can't believe that people do that, but what do I know.

My company (engineering) just switched to salesforce to track a lot of the work that we do. It's such a "boring" system, I do understand that they're going to make crazy money through it but the actual platform itself isn't that impressive. Their whole business seems to just be setting up databases and interfaces for dumb managers and HR women (IMO).

>>20300129
It replaces middle management. Entire sales departments.

>>20300129
it literally does everything. you have someone entering data? cut that guy out, salesforce does it for you. it creates logs of every consumer, their complaints, their location, their purchasing habits, it can integrate sales numbers into accounting softwear. there's so many jobs in an office where someone has to make reports every week about what happened from one platform. imagine a platform that amalgamates all data from all sources, retail, online and presents it in a nice way, so money can be put into things that are returning more money and reduce in other areas.


basically it gets rid of unnecessary jobs and positions, so less people can get paid and the company/people on top/shareholders make more money. genius, right?

even governments are implementing it for citizen complaints and cleaning up dog shit in parks, etc, and they all have to pay for the service they can never get rid of. then later, they add more features, and companies pay more for the features.

finally, its all cloud based, so you can access the information anywhere, without having to have infrastructure in the office like servers to run anything.

>>20300151
Ignore these faggots that retardedly lump everything into one paragraph. You did good.

>>20300215
ZZZ is cute and sleepy

That said my buys for Monday are more TSMC, more QQQ, CRM, NET, and maybe MSFT. I want to go full technodoombull. Anyone got other suggestions?

I put 10 grand into KTOV, if this shit doesn't pop in the next two weeks, I'm uninstalling.

>>20299958
Me. I'm a pussy and, as previously discussed, have fleeting interests.

>>20300206
Personally I would wait till it crossed over 20ma weekly as it could reach previous lows. Once it crosses monthly 50ma, imma go all in.

Tell me a reason why I shouldn't just buy shit like TQQQ and FAGMAN like everyone else.

Or even worse, AMZN Jan '21 $4000c

I'm just so tired of not making it bros

>>20300242
facebook pixels are installed by our website to track if a customer purchased or not, and which pages they visited. so my sales are directly attributed to people clicking ads. we also use UTM links to track clicks from other sources, so we know where everyone came from and bought from, whether its google, facebook, etc.

with facebook, you target via audiences, so i can be like 'ages 20-55, likes 4chan, engaged shopper, lives in his moms basement' as parameters and it will only target people like that with ads. so for less money, you get more sales.

To the anime posters, I want you to know that I don't respect you at all. To be honest, you're subhuman and you have nobody to blame but yourselves. You degrade the collective human experience. Please die.

WKHS to the fucking stratosphere this week. Get in now or forever hold your peace.

>>20300194
Teslas market cap is higher than the annual tax revenue of Austria (9 million people)
I wonder if I would be richer if everyone in Austria would work for me exclusively for a year and I get to keep everything they produce or if I owned Tesla including all of its debt.

>>20300062
Generally I sell options on stocks I actually want to own (long term growth etc) but the skew charts are very good and helps me design more complex trades like calendars and flies etc.

>>20299719
>>20299755
I mean, it's AH and futures volume, but we'll have to see. looks shaky af imo, but I dare not say it in the hugbox.

What’s the EOW PT for $EVRI?

>>20300327
>implying anyone is gonna buy your bags.

Give it up horsie. You're bagged.

>>20296862
Lol keep thinking that.

>>20300281
keep some cash handy, don't get too grabby with the stocks if you're already in heavy
I really like PNC at these prices

>>20300325
hmmm interesting point
but I'm wise to you, you're just trying to get people to post anime so that you can look at it!

>>20300318
what sorts of audiences do you like to target?
do you have to pay facebook different amounts to target more "in demand" audiences, IE if everyone wants to sell ads to high-earning 30 year old women, facebook should charge more to feed them ads right?

>>20300377
$11-14

>>20300398
stay retarded and poor being beaten by fucking S&P

>>20300325
Looks like the anime posters are closest to making it, so they could care less about what you think

>7200 watchers on EVRI at stocktwits

It’s happening, Gap up for EVRI tomorrow

>>20300398
Literally everything he said came true though. Like all things, there are a few outlying winners, but none of the ones in the post you quoted were those.

Can someone explain to me how investing in TQQQ and TMF is "betting against america"?

I don't understand.

Kek, maybe I'm slightly mad or obsessed with making green but hey least the proof does all the talking for me...

>>20300405
i can't get into my company that much, but our target audience is 20-65 yr old women who shop for themselves and their husbands. we have a loyal customer base and a big part of what I do is remarketing, aka target people who've already purchased from us.its crazy how much people who have purchased from us will purchase from us again, but generally hard to acquire new customers who've never purchased from us, except during covid times, where everyone was panic buying essentials.. to be honest, sales have started to normalize again, but FB is a great tool nonetheless.

>>20300485
Interesting, what other marketing tools do you use?

>>20299911
They're the Apple of clean energy. In the future 350 million Americans will all be nu-male tech bros living in homes with solar roofs and Model Ss in the garage that we don't need to drive because we all work from home on open-source software while smoking weed, drinking IPAs, and voting Democrat.

>>20300485
so do you guys pay facebook per ad displayed or per ad clicked?
and does it cost the exact same amount to serve up ads to any target audience or does the cost change?

what stocks does she invest in?

>>20300479
The thesis is that the real economy is completely dead, rates will drop to zero or below, yield curve control will be implemented, and despite all this tech stonks only go up, tens of millions homeless and TSLA 3000 eoy

>>20300553
do fat people even buy stocks (besides normie 401k contributions)?
I think stocks are for people who plan ahead (high future time preference), while people who overeat and don't exercise tend to have very low future time preference.
I wonder if there are any stats on it.

pic related

>>20300553
$DIS
$NFLX
$BAC
Unironically a good portfolio

>>20300553
Walmart, Costco, Facebook, GE, Etsy
and she will lecture you that it's your fault you aren't rich because you idn't buy Etsy

Bros if I grab options on fb it msft which would you guys consider the better play? Even with all the boycotting or the bill gates vaccine shit going around i doubt either would really suffer more than the other.

Tldr: 2k for decent options and don't know who.

>>20300566
So how is betting that tech stocks go up 'betting against america'? I still don't understand the relation. Sorry if I seem retarded.

>>20300527
based but only because muskites tend to be libertarian left which I'll take over neocons or neolibs any day

>>20300553
she doesn't, she spends all her welfare and alimony money on junk food and soda, even though it would be enough for her to save and provide a good life to her spawn

>>20300633
MSFT for holding forever FB for the near term

Why are all electric car companies surging in stock

>Tesla going up 100 a day
>1500 dollars

Isn't this obviously overvalued?

>>20300637
if stocks go up based on "free money" from the Fed, it doesn't actually make anything better for anyone in the real economy, the wheels are just turning because they don't see any other choice

>>20300553
god imagine how much money has went into that body
could probably literally have bought a small home with that

>>20300633
why not both

>>20300553
some one needs to put her down

>>20300633

Microsoft has a cleaner upward trajectory right now and Facebook, while not going anywhere, is an ad platform disguised as a social network. From a business standpoint there's a lot more reason to take interest in Microsoft's technological pursuits than Facebook's. If VR was actually useful Facebook could have broken into the industry and become more technologically diversified like Microsoft, but it was a meme and Apple correctly predicted that AR was the big play instead.

>>20300724
you can get that fat off a couple hundred bucks of soda and fast food if you never ever exercise.

/fit/ probably spends multiple times more on food than fat people, because you have to eat way more calories to put on muscle and keep it.

I'm kinda lost on what to do this week...
I was thinking:
10k into NRGU
3k into SLB
2k into BORR
2K into CDEV
1k into BSRC
and then hold 10k on the side to pick up UVXY if it hits 28. I don't know if that is too many tho...

>>20300782
>not putting anything ino EVRI, SOLO, or NIO
might not make it bro.

>>20300719
$100 is Only 6% of 1500. $100 will be normal price fluctuation moving forward

>>20300777
>you can get that fat off a couple hundred bucks of soda and fast food if you never ever exercise.
literally untrue
i don't work out ever, haven't for years, i eat so much shit and multiple times a day and i'm still skinny

>>20300782
Buy evri for the ez poomp

>>20300782
What's behind the short term oil spike thesis? Didn't OPEC cuts expire?
Oil futures are red right now.

>>20300782
>NRGU
See, I was thinking the same, but Q2 results are right around the corner. Do you think it'll have an effect on it?

>>20296793
Everi or Telsa?

>>20296862
>imagine not having at least 20% of your portfolio in medium dividend stocks

>>20300851
Apparently there's this:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/opec-allies-set-to-ease-oil-cuts-seeing-pandemic-recovery-11594510347

>>20300867
sorry i don't want to imagine losing to S&P that's a fucking nightmare

>>20300832
if you kept calorie count it'd probably be much less than what you think it is
things can be deceiving like that

Docusign will hit $300 this week.

>>20300607
i'm morbidly obese and have 22k in stocks, mostly blue chips though

Anyone know of an accurate pricing calculator for American options?

Or does anyone know what I'm doing wrong with this one? http://www.intrepid.com/robertl/option-pricer4.html

I'm trying to check if it works by putting in all the variables for an option I have, but this calculator tells me my put should be worth $0.14, even though market price is $0.50.

I'm doing this so I can try to figure out what strike prices would be best to buy given a specific dip in the future.

>>20300782
>>20300812
>>20300840
>>20300851
>>20300857
>still buying oil stocks
can you please just stop being retarded, if you think oil will go up, buy wti futures, otherwise just buy SPY or QQQ and stop losing money

>>20300907
Why?

>>20300919
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

>>20300859
Tesla, 100% by eom.
EVRI risky 230% possible.
Assuming evri isn’t like every other pump in dump.

>>20300926
I didnt say anything about oil fag.

>>20300707
Much appreciated
>>20300736 I'm poorfag just doing what I can do
>>20300771
Thank you for a detailed write up. Honestly I though fb would pick up more steam with tiktok being nuked in some areas, but overall I agree.
Again always appreciate the info from the bros.

>>20300548
the more targeted the group the more it costs, but not significantly. we pay depending on goal, as you can have traffic goals, or just engagement goals, or sales goals. we get charged via impression, but what's useful is we can A/B test different audiences, and facebook uses an algorithm to find which audience will return more and puts more money into that, which is what causes our costs to be lower vs other platforms. basically their algo is whats great.

>>20300955
doesn't matter same shit whatever ticker you wrote there

>>20300954
Might put 1k in either or; wish me luck anon.

>>20300722
>tfw i still don't understand

>>20300830
So it's going to stabilize around 1500 or what?

>>20300962
>Thank you for a detailed write up.

As a disclaimer, I'm a financial retard who just likes to make shit up and have fun playing the guessing game sometimes. But that is my sentiment, anyway. Facebook had its nice little comeback rally after the advertisers pulling debacle, which I missed like an idiot and will probably never forgive myself for. Whether it has significant further upside is anyone's guess.

>>20300281
>buys for Monday are more TSMC, more QQQ
I'm holding off on those. I own TSMC, but AMAT, AMD, and even MU more interesting to me at these levels.

>>20300307
>imma go all in.
on southwest?!
right as some cities and states are going to implement new restrictions (that won't be called "shutting down")???

Why would you go all in on an airline in this circumstance??

>>20300832
he didn't say everyone would get that fat, he said you could get that fat

>>20300325
>*angry incel noises*
How did you get to be so courageous?

>>20300919
>>20300949
I don't understand options profit calculator.

Pic related is my example option from Robinhood with price of $0.50

I planted a little line 7 or 8 minutes ago to practice my skills at predicting breakouts, and would ya look at that. I must be a wizard.

>>20300926
Can't buy wti futures on webull, or at least I don't think so

new
>>20301059
>>20301059
>>20301059
>>20301059
>>20301059

>>20300911
>mostly potato chips though

ftfy

Reminder have a complete plan for q2 earnings season

Its going to be a very unique environment and once ever situation. Get ready and have a plan for every contingency.

THINK THINK THINK

>>20300832
I don't think that your anecdote disproves my point; getting very fat isn't actually that expensive for most very fat people. Being healthy and big is more expensive.

>>20301008
it's OK

>>20296845
Literally never

OH NONONONO BROS IT WAS A BULL TRAP ITS FUCKING OVER THE MARKET IS RETURNING TO REALITY THIS IS THE RUG PULL GET OUT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20301103
lel, why the sudden drop off

>>20301009
Looks to be the case, if earnings report something shitty forward looking, or sp500 addition goes wayward, then we'll see a pull back. But so far, there's little friction stopping it and analysts and media seem to be on board

>>20299422
Very bullish

>>20299672

>>20300926
people keep saying this WTI futures crap and i don't know what that even means

>>20300926
Evri isnt oil...

What happened to penny stock general

>>20300308
You should, tho I'd go FAGMAT(TSM) Netflix is pretty shit, and with their PE ratio they need consistent user growth to justify the stock price, which I don't see with stronger competition coming online (dis+ etc)