/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20286546

I'm about to. This FOMO is burning me up

>>20286799
ALWAYS TRUST YOUR GUT FEELING
I BOUGHT ALMOST PERFECTLY BEFORE THS PUMP, ONLY BECAUSE I HAD A GUT FEELING

TONIGHT

>>20286546

Chainlink is to keep you distracted from the real oracle.

https://www.ergoforum.org/t/oracle-pools-a-new-oracle-model/263

>>20286546
I honestly think some BTC whales will probably kill themselves today. They will realize they literally could have been king of the world, the richest man on the planet, if only they had given this "shit coin" a chance. I'd reckon the quick up down action we just got on BTC was a whale who went from Tether to btc, then btc to link. That explains the quick up and down. It also could have been a whale trying to crash the market with a fake rejection on BTC. BTC whales now realize the $5 price suppression campaign failed, and the ones who don't FOMO in during the next few weeks will likely commit suicide.

>>20286546
Not gonna lie, I'm getting pretty close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4gDfl90GC0


Nobody knows the time of the price singularity. But when it happens, everyone will know. All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason. Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404. Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes. Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes. However, the ones who knew... The ones who had heard, but didn't listen, their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times, haunting music rings in their ears infinitely. The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream. Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance." Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it. Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity. This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied. Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.

>>20287112

But the ones who knew.. They will become uncomfortably intimate with despair.. For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

>>20287053
Imagine thinking people commit suicide over some lunch money lawls

>>20286546
I remember I was new as fuck when it was sub one dollar I could've bought a thousand but everyone was saying it was stupid. Always do the opposite of what this board says.

>>20286546
>When do the nolinker suicides begin?
Today!