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>> No.20271048
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>>20271010

Oil Chads Gather!

>> No.20271049

>tfw I almost felt like h*dgefund when trading

>> No.20271055

>>20270881

And what do you for the next covid, or MERS, or influenza, spend a year+ and 100 billions dollars every single time?

None of this money is even going towards creating the vaccine. Every company announcing they're going to start working on a covid vaccine, or getting a billion from the government, and their stock pumps up massively. Its almost always right before the CEO or a few executives / major share holders cash the fuck out.

Through CARES, PPP, all these retarded government grants (government handed out money to the well connected CEOs) to chase a vaccine, is just national resources being looted.

In a year or so covid will go away, vaccine or not, you'll still have all these infectious epidemics like normal, except the economy will be destroyed by the massive debt levels and money printing that was spent on absolutely nothing of value but to cash out rich sock holders at the peak.

>> No.20271089
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How can ONE simple portfolio bootyblast an entire generation of r*dditors? Do they really dislike cell phones & pizza *THAT* much?

>> No.20271095

>>20271048
XOM holder here.

>> No.20271115
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>>20271055
Imagine caring about the economy

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>>20271089

>> No.20271148

>>20271089
i wanted to climb my portifolio with MCD/WEN/DPZ calls. go caught on a mcd strike

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>>20271010
There's a reason this picture is animated because no such thing exists.

>> No.20271183
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What are your current plays?

Long MSFT
Long TSM

short term: EVRI, got in 5.83

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Monday Morning EVRI

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feeling pretty happy with these, an anything to add?

>> No.20271234
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Who sells beans that could benefit now that Mexicans hate Goya?

>>20271010
>no pissjugs
I find this picture VERY unrealistic.

>>20271089
neato!
Now what's the next DPZ and AMT?
I am tempted by PZZA...

>> No.20271241
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>>20271183
Got in at 5.87 myself my friend, thinking it's likely to go up to at least $15 because of where it was trading in January. Very good short term play.

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>>20271010
bought into SOLO at $2. Hoping it gets to $6 this week. sold half my shares at $6 the first time thinking it might rise more. Either way I've already made 5k. It was fun to make money off cucks and fags. Think I'm going in on UAVS monday. What are your plans for the coming week bros?

>> No.20271263
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>>20271208
>No MSFT

you almost made it

>> No.20271297
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>>20271241
The analysts have a high case of $24 and a low case of $11.50, and a base valuation at $17.

$15 is reality. With casinos opening up, EVRI is gonna moon

>> No.20271318

Docusign will be $300 EOM

>> No.20271320
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I NEED MORE EV SHITCOIN PUMPS

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>>20271010
>>20271170

Are you trying to tell me such a girl does not exist?

I’m just looking for a nice anime gf to hold hands with

>> No.20271339

maybe my canadian REITs will stop bleeding next week

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>>20271297
Absolutely, I'm trying to curb my expectations but I can truly and honestly see it getting into the low - 20s. Even if it hit the low case scenario we're going to make out with double from where we got in, feels good.

>> No.20271391

>>20271241
>>20271205
>>20271297
Personally I just dont wanna get caught holding the bag and would like to get liquid again soon so I think I'll just dump at 10.50. Where do you guys think it will end up monday?

>> No.20271392
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Do you guys trust analysts downgrades? Is it a Jewish move to drive price down to accumulate a good stock? Say a tech stock in a growing sector just reported fantastic monthly revenue numbers and that shows amazing and steady growth and a P/E far less than its competitors, but just got a sell rating which is 37.5% below its current trading price. It doesn’t make any sense.

Is it a Jewish trick?

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>>20271339
I’ve lost like 25% of my portfolio with oil. Of course 3/4 of my portfolio IS OIL.

Our day will come fren. Then it will be a bright day for all

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>>20271392

>> No.20271413
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>>20271352
I’d fuck that guy up. If he even looked at me wrong, I’d slap the shit out of him. Just to humiliate him in public.

>> No.20271416

>>20271208
SOXL is more like your daytrading gambling portion of your portfolio so I think you should have money in the individual semis themselves

>> No.20271417

any BAM shills still around these parts? I bought 35 shares in early May and it's done nothing but crab. Thinking about selling.

>> No.20271418

>>20271391
Monday I can see it going up another dollar or two depending on how much it pumps pre-market. Things like this normally run for at least a few days as news gets out and people still want to make 50%, 20%, or even just 10% gains.

>> No.20271427

>>20271413
ngmi

>> No.20271428

What tech companies are worth holding directly, and how much of my tech portfolio should just be (T)QQQ?

>> No.20271453

>>20271417
the shareholder letter in march was really encouraging but desu they've done pretty much fuck all since

solid multi year hold but boring

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>>20271352
>>20271391
Pump on Monday. People are discovering and discussing getting in EVRI on Twitter and Stocktwits. We are the first ones in, and will be the first ones out. I plan to get out around $10, I will see the momentum once we approach this target, if it has a lot of buying pressure, I will continue to move up my mental stop by $1 increments. It hit $7.20 in AH on Friday. $8 easy on Monday

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>>20271392
You’re talking about TSM, correct? Anon, TSM will be $100 EOY. accumulate, don’t let the Jews steal your shares

>> No.20271490

>>20271394
like im positive my pick won't go insolvent or something, they have enough liquidity until shit finally reopens. They were still getting decent income in Q1. Q2 will be horrible but most shit in Canada is at least stage 2 now (malls reopened).
I was really too impatient in buying back in. Q2 going to be terrible since reopening was later than I expected and won't be reflected in Q2 at all.

>> No.20271499

>>20271339
As a Canadian the only Canadian holdings I have now are two very small cannabis companies (ISH and SUGR).

The Canadian market is garbage.

>> No.20271535

>>20271418
I'd be happy with 7.50 Monday just so that people still see good room for growth and it gaps up
>>20271456
I hate to admit it but I dont really know how to read the graphs on that stuff or how to access them so I kinda have to go off of when they are posted here lol

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>>20271427
Do you think I’m fucking around here? I’m as real as they come. I wake up every morning at 2:30 am naturally. I then run 25 miles before having a special breakfast of oats, meats and lots of fruit. After a 20 minute power nap, I face the dawn and begin my selections for possible trades. After making at least 6% a day, I go around in the afternoon rescuing kittens from trees and helping my neighbors with their daily tasks. After a protein rich dinner with veggies, I then select a proper woman to have repeated passionate sex with from 2-5 hours. Usually only 3 because I do not want women to take up too much of my day.

After a brief workout in the late evening (2 hours of heavy weights) I retire to bed after writing part of my 6th book. I’m fast asleep by 9pm at the latest.

>> No.20271565

>>20271486
I'd be happy with $80 EOY, it's not a pump meme pick. I don't think that revenues will necessarily double again by Q1 2021.
rather it only seems like a meme pick between /smg/ since we like to parrot our winners a lot and join in, but it's really just a solid undervalued bluechip pick. Very enticing for everyone who missed out on buying into semi/tech earlier, but it's not like there weren't other crazy winners in tech during the same time.

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>>20271392
I don't trust analysts in general. Who are these analysts anyway?

>>20271486
I see you have chosen Phillips open cans, brother. Even though they can be purchased for under $100, they produce a great sound for headphones in this price range and are relatively light and comfortable. For casual use and listening they are a great budget option with a balanced signal and good build quality. Excellent choice.

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Why does MarketWatch always post doom and gloom blackpilled shit? Every time I go there the world is ending

>> No.20271647

>>20271499
well I'm still up on RioCan, but I just bought back in too fucking fast after taking profits at the top when my trailing stop triggered so the bulk of my gains were basically gone from it.
i'm still very bullish on recovery, and with that perspective, the REITs are criminally oversold when they're still making income and giving full dividends monthly (RioCan at least).
No doubt that there will be less demand on office real estate and commerical real estate struggiling to stay profitable, but I don't think any decrease in those aspects are as extreme as the massive dip in the valuations of REITs.
first signs that REITs might actually be insolvent then i'm out, but that is not there yet thanks to Trudeau bailing out our retail businesses with his generous wage/rent subsidies.

quarter of my money is in TSM though.

>> No.20271664

is elliot wave real

>> No.20271667
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>>20271627
Cause we stole the bottom from pussy weak handed big boys and they are seething and trying to FUD us out

>> No.20271669
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Any one else go on stocktwits just to shill your shit to retards? It's so easy.

>> No.20271672

>>20271627
I don't know. Aren't they affiliated with cnbc in some way? I wouldn't be surprised

>> No.20271674

>>20271339
After 2008 crash reits etf bottomed around june 2009.

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>>20271627
I hope you run out of cares stimulus or your revenues dry up.

>>20271664
It's tea leaves, but fib retrace and the rest of it does happen to happen near averages and other signals. I think it's one of the least reliable methods.

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>NIO removed from educational links
>WKHS remains

>> No.20271698

>>20271456
Btw any idea if its hit reddit yet? We usually get a nice push there and I'd be surprised for it to hit stocktwat first

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>>20271669
>go all in on a ticket
>outsource hire a team of pajeets for a couple of dollars to shill the ticket on all social media platforms and Stocktwits
>my holdings pumps 2514%
>sell
>find another ticket

>> No.20271722

>>20271394
Lost 15% with SHLL
Fortunately my only oil stock

>> No.20271731

>290k>410k in just past week thanks to solo, nio, wkhs, tesla etc (especially tesla lmao)
>would have been 470k if it weren't for kikeberg wkhs tweet
not sure what next. thinking of putting 150k into various tesla calls and $100k shares with 2x or 4x margin. it seems like that shit will just fly straight into the fucking sun.
what would you do anons???

>> No.20271751

>>20271674
yes but the massive dips in rent income was entirely artificial in our case with lockdowns. It's still a coinflip on what the aftereffects of the massive unemployments will be. Like will we recover fast or are some jobs ust not coming back forever? Or will the government keep providing corona NEET bux given that most of this was their fault in the first place? Canada was incredibly shitty with the travel policies early on, most of our shit was in response rather than proactive. A lot of this shit didn't need to turn out this bad (especially our nursing homes).

>> No.20271757

>>20271722

Oil stocks are super cheap right now. Consider that

>> No.20271768

>>20271731
All in Major Precious Metals Stock

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Thoughts on LMND?. I just want to swing long, but It's a relatively new company I wonder if I should hold.

>> No.20271771

https://twitter.com/business/status/1281983604898385922

>> No.20271780

>>20271751
I agree with what you've posted anon, but do consider that the massive number of renters that can afford the prices that are demanded is a bubble in itself.

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>>20271698
The numbers on Stocktwits are steadily increasing. Will provide an update on the daily change tomorrow

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I can't wait for the chinese century so we can focus on technological advancement and be in another solar system by 2060

>> No.20271807

>>20271771
I've read this posted by so many different outlets and it makes me want to go cash gang soon but I feel like we have 1 to 2 more pumps in us first

>> No.20271824

>>20271792
Cool thanks

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>> No.20271849

>>20271627
>noooo you can't just report record earnings there's supposed to be an apocalypse noooo
>hahaha tsm stock go fwoosh

>> No.20271856

>>20271771
With Robinbaggers being the cause of the bubble in the first place, is a pop even possible at this point?

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>>20271771
Ahhh yes the signal to go all in TQQQ.

>> No.20271870

>>20271849
>earnings matter
>earnings don't matter
i wish mumu's would pick a narrative.

>> No.20271878

>>20271089
what the hell? How and what even?

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>>20271856
yes, with a mass zoomer suicide

>> No.20271886

>>20271807
I was originally going to hold until the end of august, but I've already started selling off most of my shit and moving to cash and paper metals.

On monday I expect to sell off my remaining $10k in SPY. The only thing I will have left after that is a few pennystocks that I am expecting to pump in September, at which point I will sell and be around 50% cash 50% metals.

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>>20271807
>getting shake out by hedge fund FUD talk who did not disclose their 1000x leveraged shorts

Ngmi. This cuck was crying on live television while he shorting the market saying the end of the world was coming and urging shutdowns

>> No.20271911

>>20271234
Gf is Latina, lemme ask and get back to you

>> No.20271912

>>20269795
>the unwashed masses may actually make ending the capital gains tax popular
The irony to end all ironies.

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>>20271870
bad earnings mean nothing, good earnings mean surging stock price

>> No.20271921

>>20271807
>>20271771
10 year yield 10 year yield

>> No.20271934

Even if the crash comes who's to say I should't just iron hand my way back to the top? Seemed to work well enough the first time.

>> No.20271944

>>20271892
i remember his """speech""". the kikest of kikes.

>> No.20271952

>>20271691
Cause wkhs is legit

>> No.20271959

>>20271892
>march 25th
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>20271048
>/ptg/ trolls shitpost by saying people on /smg/ actually shill oil in 2020
>mfw

>> No.20271972

>>20271234
mexicans don't hate goya though, they dont actually care at all. It's just CNN saying it because they know they can get away with it. Liberals are retarded.

>> No.20271980

>>20271771
>Novogratz said he largely missed out on the tech-stock rally, and has been investing instead in gold and Bitcoin

this is the standard butthurt of anyone who missed out. Nothing we havent heard thousand times in the last few months.

>> No.20271986

>>20271892
It was over $32 billion, not $2 billion.

>> No.20271994

>>20271089
MORE

MOOOOORREEEEE

SHOW US 100X PIZZA AND CELLPHONES

>> No.20272014

>>20271780
im scared about that and i just hope I'll have a trailing stop I'm happy with before than occurs. It's just hard to take that seriously when we've been warned of a real estate crash for years. One good thing about the TSE is no afterhours on most shit so trailing stops are actually reliable.

>> No.20272015

>>20271964
oil and commodities are a good play, but maybe not just yet. likely to be imminent.

>> No.20272016

>>20271793
cant wait for mass famine again

>> No.20272019

>>20271934
On a long enough time scale it will work, provided the things you are invested in don't go to 0, the problem only comes if you either want to profit from the crash (and buy the dip, or short on the way down) or if you can't afford to wait the 5-20 years that it might take to recover.

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>>20271892

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>>20271234
>100 very loud retards on twitter is going to affect goya's sales
their boycotts never work lmao

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>>20271911
thanks chad

>>20271627
Fear sells
How do you have reading comprehension skills and still don't know this?

>>20271972
>CNN
nah it's social media
why do people on 4chan insist that anyone watches cnn in 2020? No one watches cnn.

There was an NPR blurb on it that said "boycotts are ineffective, consumers have a short attention span, etc." kek

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>>20271892
How the fuck did he not get charged with something?

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>>20271892

>> No.20272052

>>20271952
>WKHS is legit

The company has 118 employees and is currently just operating in the US. It was over priced to hell

>> No.20272070

>>20271892
Maybe I'm ngmi but I've had a good year on short term stuff which leaves me open to a lot of risk and I dont wanna be a 5 year baggie so I'd rather take my shekels and wait for another good opportunity

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I'm still convinced Raytheon is a sleeper 2x or more. China is becoming ludicrously aggressive, and even the most radical on the American left (Sanders) only wants a 10% military budget cut. If Biden wins it'll be flat or rising, and if Trump wins the military budget will explode. Everyone needs missiles! And we might invade Venezuala this year!

>> No.20272079

>>20272047
Why would he? He was giving a warning. If anything, this just proves he put his money where his mouth was

>> No.20272094

>>20272044
oh, i dont have fb so i have no idea what goes on on there.

>> No.20272098

Looking to make some MSFT 8/21 $220c plays soon. Would you guys suggest just trying to get in on it Monday, or would I be better off hoping for a red day and waiting on it until then?

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>>20271234
>piss jugs.
I can’t help but feel this is water efficient then toilets. I mean you still need to wash your hands unless your filthy pig.
How can we make money on this?

>> No.20272104

>>20272070
no shame in taking profits. dont ever feel bad about it

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>>20272042
by the time my goya seasoning bottle runs empty and has to be replaced, this who thing will be forgotten

>> No.20272115

>>20272098
Yesterday was your red day. I picked up 215c 7/24 during the dipped and ended up being +6%. I think we’re gonna rally to earnings, 230.

>> No.20272116

>>20272052
Why would you short America? Are you a god damn ruskie?

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>>20272014
It's kind of like the debt based expansion argument. Revenues don't just magically appear, and profits don't just randomly happen. We've been choking out small businesses by making money over competitive via debt based spending, so prices all inflate and people can hardly break even on a restaurant or local store. From what I can tell, we have about 1-7 years before people just start closing up shop because there's too little profit since fucking rent (commercial) input costs, and other forms of tax and overhead just make it economically unsound to run the business. In the same way, rent is taking up such a large portion of people's income that they won't be able to save or manage financial adversities. The fact that I need to have 50 - 60k income for a medium sized 1 br apt in suburbia is just insanity. who the fuck would rent if they earned that much?
>students
>retards that run up shit debt
>the geriatric
All three of these groups are headed for the chopping block. It'll just take time and life will consistently get worse until these fuckers capitulate.

>> No.20272128

>>20272079
Yes, but he was spreading doom and gloom and he obviously has an influence on investor sentiment

>> No.20272157

>He genuinely buys stocks worth sub-1000 dollars

P
O
O
R

>> No.20272172

>>20272157
That's not how stock works

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>>20272042
yep, but reality only matters when they report earnings. Could give a nice short term boost to CAG maybe?

>>20272047
look at what he ACTUALLY said
He said hell is coming UNLESS Trump shuts down the economy FOR ONE MONTH. He was fucking BULLISH compared to reality kek.

>>20272103
I did a reverse image search on one of the meme pics and ended up on some Taiwanese marketplace website where women were selling underwear and "holy water". Google translate made it a little difficult to figure out what I was reading... but yeah they're selling their piss to simps. Specify if you need refrigerated delivery, videos available, fuckin A. I can't blame them for mailing their husbands piss to simps for money, why not. Maybe there's a lot of drug testing in taiwan?

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20272199

GOOGL and FB are the next members of FAGMANN to break into new high territory and add 50% or more in the next quarter. 2300 GOOGL and 320-400 FB EOY. I'm long Aug 1750 and 1800c Oct 1900c and Jan 2000c

AAPL and MSFT will continue their steady climbs. 500 and 250 respectively. 600 and 300 by EOY very possible.

Short term correction/crab for AMZN. Screaming buy under 2800, 4000 EOY.

NFLX will prob run up to 600 before earnings, drop after report, and continue its way up to 700 before any correction or crab.

NVDA due for minor correction into high 300s soon then a continued climb into earnings in late August. 600 EOY

TSLA heading for 1800 by earnings, expectations will be too high, solid month-long dump to high 900s, then rally for the third impulse up to 2700 by January 2021.

Btw I am the anon that has been calling for TSLA 1270 since february. It blew out my expectations.

FAGMANN+T is all you need, folks.

>> No.20272220

>mandatory park enforced social distancing at Disneyworld
lol, how long until we get videos of mascots getting their asses kicked while trying their damnedest not to make a sound cause they'll get fired if they do?

>> No.20272224

>>20272128
If he knew something was coming and intentionally didn't say anything on the platform available to him while still shorting the market, that would be significantly more devious. He did the right thing.

>> No.20272226

>>20272172
Smaller amount of highly priced stocks > a fuck ton of babyretard poorfag stocks

>> No.20272260

>>20272199
pretty much just get in and watch this shit moonrocket

sideliners are fucked

>> No.20272262

>>20272199
Which boomvestor who doesn't know anything about tech is going to try to short it and lose billions trying to become a quadrillionaire?

>> No.20272271 [DELETED] 

>>20272116
WKHS does not represent America. Also im not American.

>> No.20272284

>>20272226
nigga you're fucking retarded

example: BRK.A and BRK.B

>> No.20272293

When do I lock profits on my AMD shorts? Shorted at 57, thinking 53; you guys think it'll drop below 50?

>> No.20272296

>>20271234
Can we not just short goya?

>> No.20272297

>>20272284
>>20272284
Youre Literally just seething you cant afford even a single TSLA stock

>> No.20272313

>>20272262
Ackman. You know it's gonna he Ackman.

>> No.20272355
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20272355

we are all fuckin retards
All we had to do to make it is buy the most obvious stock on the planet. An absolute imbecile could have gone 3x,4x,5x, or more with zero research, and yet here I am

>> No.20272372

>>20272293
Will they not release something new in 3 days?

>> No.20272387

>>20272262
I think everyone and their mothers know that what happened will only strenghten those companies.

>> No.20272409

>>20272355
you don't have to buy into the EV car hype, just put tech and semi into your portfolio
you didn't buy into Tesla in the first place for a reason so just buy into tech and semi instead.

>> No.20272433

>fell for the NIO meme instead of EVRI

Is it too late?

>> No.20272443

>>20272433
do you even know what EVRI is?

>> No.20272452

>>20272443
it's something that makes me money you faggot

>> No.20272480

>>20272372
Source? The console thing is priced in afaik.

>> No.20272498

>>20272220
I’ve got so many fat fucking puts on DIS I hope they crumble this weekend

>> No.20272515

>missed EVRI
>missed workhorse
>missed NIO
>missed TSLA
I'm glad I got the pajeet EROS. it's becoming bright red.

What else will I miss soon?

>> No.20272524

>>20272433
Not too late but def wanna get in on the dip monday morning. Should likely be 9 or 10 in the next 2 weeks ezpz

>> No.20272543

>>20272515
SOLO, UAVS, FUV, JMIA, BOXL

>> No.20272544
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>>20272103
Also
>how can we make money from this
Possibly, harvesting potassium for making fireworks, or fertilizers.

>>20271486
>>20271392
>he doesn't know about the robotic jews out jewing the flesh jews

>>20271413
anon... you know everyone would side with him and call you insane for picking a fight with such a nice and good looking guy?

>>20271856
>Robinbaggers
>the cause of the bubble
you're fucking with me, right? tell me you're fucking with me.

>>20272296
>Can we not just short goya?
looks like it's not publicy traded, and that's not enough for me to comfortably short. More interested in eventually shorting the cruises back down.

>> No.20272555

>>20272296
Goya is a good buy. Their CEO is opening up a new customer base and he refused to apologize

>> No.20272556

>>20272515
Semiconductors

Everyone's buying dirt so invest money into the company that sells the shovels

>> No.20272589

>>20271892
>crying on live television while he shorting the market saying the end of the world was coming
What kind of broker/institution lends its shares to Ackman so he can short it?
Did he short ETFs?

>> No.20272600

>>20272543
>SOLO

that "car" has no future, whats wrong with you clowns

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>>20272515
TSM

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>>20272600
Have you heard of Asia and Europe? Think outside of your own backyard or youre not going to make it.

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>>20272589
he bet that credit spreads would widen, basically that the demand for low-quality corporate bonds would crash and the demand for US Treasury bonds would rise.

>>20272615
it's a good one but it's likely overbought
like basically all of the good semiconductors, analysts like it but haven't raised their price targets, and probably see a lot more downside risk than upside potential.

I'm holding but expecting buyable dips.

>> No.20272652

>>20272515
>Pajeeti stock
>backed by thin air
>the shills run off when it goes red
Dont worry anon I was acting gullible Friday as well had alot of green so I thought id take a chance.

>> No.20272672

can you guys stop memeing TSM. You make it sound like it's a pump n dump when it's actually a bluechip with good fundamentals plus growth.

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>>20272615
>TSM

>> No.20272680

>>20272543
I can't trust anyone who recommends that cuckmobile.
>>20272556
>>20272615
Got a bit of TSM. Also got AMD and NVDA.
Want to get ASM as it's literally next door for me and I can throw eggs at the office if I lose value.

But they all seem more long or medium length hold.
I want a quick pnd.

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>>20272556
>Semiconductors

hello semiconductor chad, fellow TSM chad here

>> No.20272726

Someone remind me to set premarket BUY orders for Pepsi, in case some idiots sell low during the conference call.

>>20272672
it's the same guys who shilled RTX at the top kek

>>20272680
>ASML
>Norwegian
heh
are eggs cheap enough there to make it worth egging their office?

>> No.20272765

So ready for the next 2400 Govt check to show up.. Thank god I filed my 2019 taxes before this whole mess started. Timing does work out after all sometimes..

>> No.20272767

>>20272651
Thanks. I'm also trying to understand this atm:
People are shorting Tesla because a broker lends them their shares. The broker doesn't care what you do it short-term, as long as you return to them the same amount of shares in X amount of time.
What does the broker get out of it? Doesn't the broker care that the stock may have dipped 30% in value while it was lent out to a retail investor? Or have I misunderstood how shorting works?

>> No.20272771

>>20272726
ASML =! ASMI
Also, both Dutch my friend.

>> No.20272774

>>20272677
/smg/'s taking the shilling too far but can you blame them? people who listened to the shill DD in June are now +20% up in just a couple weeks without taking high risks on small cap memes

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>>20272199
Lmao, you faggots are gonna get your shit pushed in so hard.

>> No.20272806

>>20272774
>not risking it all for fast 80-120%
Ngmi

>> No.20272842

>>20272802
What's your big brain plan?

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>>20272802

>> No.20272866

>>20272842
hes probably a wannabe smart perma bear

>> No.20272888

So we going all in on everi or what?

>> No.20272891

Welcome home to the epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak in Florida. Thank you, mouse!

https://twitter.com/keithedwards/status/1282011156014682118

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>Coronavirus cases reported in DisneyWorld after forced reopening

when do we time our puts? We buy puts two weeks from now?

>> No.20272922

>>20272888
I'm already in 400 shares at 5.83

>> No.20272926

How badly will theta fuck me if I buy a NFLX 600c 07/31?

>> No.20272945

Bag the DIS stock dippy. Dream for glorious return of 100 per or under.. May be your last chance at cheap shares..

>> No.20272953

>larger amounts of corona cases than ever before
>Brazil and India having tons
>everybody saying OMGOMGOMG
>been this for a month now or smth
>not a single video of an overcrowded hospital or rows of hearses like in Italy and China
>nobody really knows how to respond
What's the end game here?

>> No.20272964

>>20272635
I am from Europe, silly. We drive small cars. NOT THAT SMALL.
Plus I myself happen to drive a small car (vw up). I like small cars. I'm interested in owning an electric bike. But SOLO "car" is in no-mans land. I dont want it and see no use for it. That car doesnt have large enough target audience

>> No.20272987

http://ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php

>> No.20272989

>>20272771
Both Dutch and both semiconductors...

>> No.20272998

>>20272635
Everyone in Europe and Asia drives SUV's or crossovers.
Just look at that Toyota cuckmobile which aston martin rebranded.
Or the twizy
All shit.
Who would go on the autobahn in a rinky dinky car? It's a suicide mission.
Only Japan likes small cars.

>> No.20273006

>>20272199
>Short term correction/crab for AMZN. Screaming buy under 2800, 4000 EOY.

How short? When are you expecting this? Planning credit spreads on this for the week.

>> No.20273019

>>20272953
>Arizona saying they’ll have to ask for refrigerated trucks at this rate
Fuck...
We’re not even doing real funerals, why would we have hearse traffic jams? Fuck man Italy and China don’t seem to have their priorities straight.

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>>20272953
just look at sweden, they did nothing and nothing happened. 80% are naturally immune to covid and rest 20% got herd immunity. now other countries will struggle long time to achieve herd immunity my guess sweden will do much better than other countries next winter and they never shut down economy

>> No.20273051

>>20272680
>But they all seem more long or medium length hold.
>I want a quick pnd.
nothing's stopping you from using a portion of your portfolio into meme picks.
I'm retarded though and picked GSI.V for my penny stock pick. But I think I may be doing something wrong picking penny stocks based on fundamentals. At this rate I'll have to hold until Q4 to get +50% returns on it

>> No.20273072

>>20272888
1k shares at 5.96 checkin in

>> No.20273079

>>20271771
>Novogratz said he largely missed out on the tech-stock rally, and has been investing instead in gold and Bitcoin, which are also benefiting from the liquidity propping up the stock market

What a fucking retard, he missed the dip

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Who’s buying puts on Wayfair? Supposedly they are involved in human trafficking of kids or something? Can some one post the facts

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>>20271769
Target hot IPOs with a lockup trade. This works especially well if there are more insider shares then shares released to the public. If it runs up before the lockup period expires you should buy puts in anticipation of the insiders cashing in. A good example of this type of trade is BYND. Look at the gap down on Oct 29 when the lockup period expired.

>> No.20273109

Tfw I just buy a few shares of a single S&P 500 index fund every month and watch the numbers go up.

Why do you all stress yourselves out, shill and scheme one another for a few dollars when you can get guaranteed profit plus dividends by investing consistantly?

Mfw watching the money roll in and I didn't have to work for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT

>> No.20273110

>>20272680
Go in on EVRI are you retarded it's already up 30% going to raise another 60
>>20273051
Are you the guy that got all excited by it last week and jumped in and got hyped when it hit 60 cents? Pennies arent the future friend. The key is catching shit around 5 to under 10 bucks so you still get decent leverage

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>>20272842
>>20272853
Please go all in on TSLA and other overvalued tech companies. I want to see you go into a state of euphoria as your speculative investments moon 20% in a week, making your greedy little brains think that more is to come, then watch as your happiness is utterly destroyed as your holdings gap down 50% in one day and another 30% over a couple of days. I'm not advocating for you to NOT invest in these companies, that wouldn't amuse me. I want to see you loose all your money. Please, by all means, invest all you have into those companies.

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>>20273128
>Please go all in on TSLA and other overvalued tech companies. I want to see you go into a state of euphoria as your speculative investments moon 20% in a week, making your greedy little brains think that more is to come, then watch as your happiness is utterly destroyed as your holdings gap down 50% in one day and another 30% over a couple of days. I'm not advocating for you to NOT invest in these companies, that wouldn't amuse me. I want to see you loose all your money. Please, by all means, invest all you have into those companies.

>> No.20273156

>>20273109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGyOaCXr8Lw&list=RDCLAK5uy_klY80tDUG8t6V0eXb5ttfGqRZZb8c5JZg

youtube messed my link up, oh well.

>> No.20273159

>>20273110
>Are you the guy that got all excited by it last week and jumped in and got hyped when it hit 60 cents? Pennies arent the future friend. The key is catching shit around 5 to under 10 bucks so you still get decent leverage
yeah. I didn't bother taking profits since it's only a few hundred and I wanna see where it takes me. If it ends up dipping, then it's another lesson learned on timing.

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>>20273092
It's a reddit conspiracy theory.

>> No.20273182

>>20272199
Im taking this post at face value in a very unironical way

>> No.20273198

>>20273159
For your sake I wish it a quick recovery. Jump on the EVRI pump this week and grab a quickie to cheer yourself up

>> No.20273205

is Beyond Meat actually decent replacement for real meat, or are vegetarians being full of shit per usual?
>onions sandwich in a spinach sauce, it's actually more delicious than carnivore food!

>> No.20273226
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20273226

So with EVs becoming more common by the day wouldn't it be a big brain play to buy electric grid operators and companies producing electricity?

You can't be sure which companies will end up dominating the market, but you can be sure they will need electricity

>> No.20273231

>>20273205
Why did 4chan take such a hard stance on the s. o . y. word and meme, i never got it?

>> No.20273233

>>20272989
ASMI makes semicounductor
ASML makes the machines that make chips.

>> No.20273238

>>20273231
basedtest

>> No.20273244

>>20273205
How about you tr their products yourself?
That's what I would do if it was available in Germany. For example after shopping on Amazon, watching Netflix or using Windows you could see that they have the better product, so I would expect the same here.

>> No.20273247

>>20271010
Any daytraders in here? Is 2-3% gains a day doable IRL when you can do it in paper trading. I hear a lot of people saying real trading is a lot harder than paper, though i can't fathom why that is.

>> No.20273252

>>20273231
Makes you grow bitch tits with estrogen, you dont want bitch tits do you?

>> No.20273266

>>20273247
>i can't fathom why that is
Because it's your real money. You only have one chance to succeed. If your money is gone, it's gone.
On paper you can just start over with no material consequences.

>> No.20273272

>>20273238
>>20273231
wow lmao since when

>> No.20273281

>>20273173
What if it’s real? Shit looks sketchy. The president of Operations at Wayfair is good friends with Ghislaine Maxwell and she just got arrested being linked with Epstein in the scandal

>> No.20273283

>>20273238
onions
baka

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20273289

many good stocks at great prices now still
i don't even know what to get. gotta buy them all

VZ
PFE
JNJ
MMM
CSCO

>> No.20273291

>>20273109
>Why do you all stress yourselves out, shill and scheme one another for a few dollars when you can get guaranteed profit plus dividends by investing consistantly?
It would have taken me more than 26 years of holding SPY to get the return I've made in just over a year. Stop posting and lurk more.
>>20273128
>Please go all in on TSLA and other overvalued tech companies.
Okay. I'll be here when TSLA is 10,000 and you're still crying that it's a bubble. Keep being upset because you missed out.

>> No.20273297

>>20273247
>2-3% gains a day doable IRL
no, retard. just calculate how fast you would reach unreal numbers

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>>20271048
XOM chads represent

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So with EVs becoming more common by the day wouldn't it be a big brain play to buy electric grid operators and companies producing electricity?

You can't be sure which companies will end up dominating the market, but you can be sure they will need electricity

>> No.20273330

>>20273247
>Is 2-3% gains a day doable

You'd become absurdly wealthy within a year or two if you were making 2-3% gains a day, silly.

>> No.20273355

>>20273173
what am i looking at?

>> No.20273361

Anyone have strats for capitalising on the inevitable quarantine-related baby boom?

>> No.20273372

>>20273231
The s o y boy insult became very popular and that triggered the s o y boy mods so they filtered it. /fit/ really hated s o y as well.

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20273380

Hello,

Good Afternoon. I Am Interests In Some Purchase Of A Stock. Please Respond Immediately Or I will Have To Report You To the Stonck Market Authoriites.

Thank you - Bill

>> No.20273382

>>20273297
starting with $1000 you would become a millionaire after taxes wihtin 18 months and after 3 years you would have become the richest person in history

>> No.20273388

>>20273297
Snowballing effect would be massively dampened by losses, and living expenses of course. Of course you wouldn't get it right 50% of the time. I meant could you at least make a 2-3% gain not counting losses and expenses.

>> No.20273390

>>20273355
fud created by some insti thats shorting wayfair
not even joking

>> No.20273403

>>20273390
>insti thats

>> No.20273408

>>20273388
no, genius. just no

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>>20273128
I will enjoy when you come to me to cover those shorts. 18b wasn’t enough, you want to lose another 4-8b this month alone?

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>>20273390
lmao, I need to start doing this shit to pump my stocks.

>> No.20273433

retard

>> No.20273449

>>20273321
Why no comments on this?
Is everone just running wih my genius idea or is it so stupid that it doesn't need to be discussed?

>> No.20273460

>>20273355
The products have ridiculously high prices and the name of the products are names of missing children

>> No.20273487

>>20273128
im just as upset that i missed out. who knows when or if it'll dump. in either case, still too risky for me.

>> No.20273494

>>20273449
no bro buy EROS it’s Indian entertainment company much moon help the needful pls

>> No.20273500

>>20273494
>indian
dropped

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>>20272199
>Btw I am the anon that has been calling for TSLA 1270 since february.
Someone definitely wants it up past 2k.

>> No.20273503

>>20273388
for every person that turns $35K into $1.25M in 4 months, there must be at least a hundred losers who just FOMO'd into the latest pump and dump.
i hope that reddit 1.25m dude stops risking it all and just chills now

>> No.20273506

CLSK seems to be pumping. Not much on it yet. Still under $4.

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>EVRY trending during the weekend when I'm already winning

Monday is going to be great

>> No.20273537

>>20273289
Merck and Waste Management much more appealing sempee
If the Merck COVID treatment shows promise, could have some major meme potential. If not, still cranking in profits through Keytruda.

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20273539

Tell me about the bank earnings.
Will they crash the market and everyone in it?

>> No.20273554

>>20271701
WHat kind of ticket are we talking here? Crypto or stocks?

>> No.20273555

>>20273487
Pigs get slaughtered.

>> No.20273559

>>20273321
>>20273449
$POWI

>> No.20273565

>>20273321
>>20273449
The real money is in energy storage and solar panels. Electric vehicles are unlikely to create a power demand crisis and the profit margin of electric utilities will stay the same or decrease. They won't see that big of a kick from increased load, not enough to warrant investing in them.

Just buy TSLA and you get the best of both worlds. Do some research into vehicle-to-grid and auto bidder software. That should get you started.

>> No.20273578

>>20273539
possible bump up for banks on earnings followed by a few weeks of bleeding out

>> No.20273584

>>20273388

>Not counting loses, expenses and taxes

>> No.20273586

I hope monday is extremely red

>> No.20273591

>>20273281
Interestingly enough all those product listings were taken down too

>> No.20273592

>>20273372
You forgot about the part where /fit/ was eating raw onions like and apple because of a rodent experiment involving onion juice.

Also the part where onions are amazing. Onions, garlic, and ginger. That whole group of foods.

>> No.20273594

>>20273539
Every company can now use covid for years as an excuse for earnings trajectories that would be underperforming heading into 2020.
Only FAGMAN earnings matter and only if hellishly bad.

>> No.20273595

spotify and netflix worth a coin or is the pump allready over?

>> No.20273602

where is ptg goddammit

>> No.20273606

Wayfair still trending on stocktwits

the normies are getting wise to the story now

>> No.20273621

>>20273578
>followed by a few weeks of bleeding out
I could see this.

>>20273594
>Only FAGMAN earnings matter and only if hellishly bad.
Well Thursday is Netflix.

>> No.20273636

>>20273408
Explain. I'm not here to show off my ego or show anyone some l33t theorycrafting skillz. I was just asking a question, yet you gotta get all insulting. The imaginary person you're projecting on to my posts doesn't exist. I'm just trying to get info on what kind of gains can you realistically expect from day trading in a day.

I've heard there's a point where day trading doesn't really scale, since you kind of become the market. So i'm not really asking if you can get 2-3% gains on a good trade at least once a day with the same pool of money forever.

>> No.20273639

>>20273591
OR --- this dumb shit never was a fact in the first place. lmao

>> No.20273640

>>20273555
But so do chickens

>> No.20273664

>>20273636
Plus or minus infinite percent depending on risk tolerance and willingness to invest time on strategizing and testing.

>> No.20273671

>>20273639
I'm not saying I believe it to be true. I asked on friday for someone to post the picture so I could whip my sjw friends into a frenzy for the weekend and just happened to still have it when the guy asked. Would be very easy to shop those headlines

>> No.20273686

>>20273565
If I am sure about the direction I can 1000x leverage it if needed to make it worthwile.
I'm just wondering if it's a bet worth making that companies producing electricity will be worth more than now in say 2-3 years

>> No.20273695

>>20273539
they don't have to be amazing, they just have to be less bad than expected
fingers crossed, but I'm a bit fearful since financials already had a premature pump after the sneak peek with Canadian banks' earnings

>> No.20273696

Who keeps taking all the humorous shit out of the OP? What a bunch of anti-fun niggers

>> No.20273731

the market taught me how to separate emotions from gains
I've always hated that fucking nigger elon musk but if I buyed his shares earlier my capital would be so much better

>> No.20273741

>>20272765
Why do you post this in every thread when no one was talking about it and no one asked?

>> No.20273744

>>20273686
Industrial demand is orders of magnitude larger than anything involving electric vehicles

>> No.20273756

>>20273537
there simply are too many
WM too expensive imo
Merck is interesting

>> No.20273763

>>20273595
short term probably
long term probably not.

>> No.20273778

I pooped bigly and blowed out my toilet someone help

>> No.20273785

>>20273731
>separate emotions from gains
>buys late into tulip EV mania fotm
Anon I...

>> No.20273800

>>20273778
Extremely bullish, the porcelain industry is going to surge on this one.

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>>20273778
>blowed out
poor grammar, must be literally pajeet

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>>20273731
Dude just buy and sell the same short dated deep OTM options as the TSLA market manipulator
These premiums went from 0.05 to 4.5 dollars in the span of a day.
20k invested in these same options, a 90x return, would turn into 1.8 million. Don't hold the underlying.

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20273831

>>20273802
>pajeet
>toilet

>> No.20273845

>>20273802
If I'm pajeet then how did I use a toilet? I can already tell you're not gonna make it
>>20273800
This guy knows and got doubt let 0s which was the shapes of my fudge

>> No.20273859

>>20273636
the amount of % gain doesn't matter whatsoever... think of it like putting your entire capital on a coin toss and being correct for 252 days in a row... now go see what the probability of that is
that's where this potato brain thinking comes from. "oh i don't need 10% daily gains, 1% every day is totally possible enough" that literally doesn't matter at all

>> No.20273867

>>20273731
>I've always hated that fucking nigger elon musk but if I buyed his shares earlier my capital would be so much better
and they hated him because he spoke the truth

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20273869

ALRIGHT clearly it's time to be aggressive on tech that hasn't mooned yet, while risking small amounts of capital because a birdstrike selloff could come quick.

Straddles OR condors on AMD?

>> No.20273871

>>20273845
Double 0s not doubt let AHHHHH now I've been outted as a pipe clogger and a phone poster kill me ahhhh

>> No.20273873

Disney opening will work great long term when people see icu's are overflowing but death numbers stay down

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20273874

>>20273744
Looks like 30% of total energy consumption is used for transportation. If all vehicles will be replaced with electric vehicles that 30% would change to electricity being consumed instead of fossil fuel.

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>>20273873
97 year olds don't go to Disney World.

>> No.20273889

>>20273802
He would have been talking about blowing out the street

>> No.20273894

>>20273686
>If I am sure about the direction I can 1000x leverage it
How are you going to get that amount of leverage? They're still going to be more volatile than the indices and you would quickly get a margin call on the first down day.

>> No.20273916

>>20273038
Based retard doesn't even know what heard immunity means

>> No.20273917

So if there is so many corona cases, most of which being asymptotic does that mean we have reached heard immunity in the US?

>> No.20273918

The thing that makes me most nervous is that I see more and more instagram retards posing as robinhood trading experts. I don’t know why but that just seems like a huge sell signal

>> No.20273920

>>20273503
Those massive pump and dump spikes that happen over the course of a minute scares the shit outta me.

If you had a stop loss of just 1%, would those spikes cause low liquidity and lock you into a losing trade until the pump/dump is over?

>> No.20273921

>facebook boomers back to rambling about covid
There is money to be made playing manipulated options chains in TSLA you retards.
>>20273874
Passenger vehicles are not the entire transportation industry.

>> No.20273922

>>20273874
Private, personal transportation isn't 30% of total consumption you peabrained shit stain. It's a tiny fraction of that. "Transportation" also lumps in trucking, trains, and shipping of all manner which, without a society shattering breakthrough in battery technology, will not be replaced with pure electric any time soon. You sound like a Tesla cultist saying dumb shit like that.

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20273937

>>20273636
https://www.financemagnates.com/forex/analysis/new-study-shows-just-how-unprofitable-day-trading-is/

>> No.20273966

>>20273937
>nearly two year old article that has no bearing on the current market
"wow"

>> No.20273984

>>20273894
It's just a hyperbole. But for maximum leverage I would take out a loan and trade options on margin. If the loan was several times my networth I might actually reach maybe 100x this way.

>> No.20273988

>>20273937
has to be some busted research where they count a boomer making a single trade in a month as a "trader"

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20274003

>being in the 3% elite watching plebs implode

Feels good, man. Feels really good

>> No.20274012

>>20273921
>>20273922
What makes you think only cars would be replaced? Why not trucks and busses for example
sure airplanes and ships would need serious advancements in technology but trucks don't seem that unfeasible

>> No.20274024

>>20272199
Please be correct

>> No.20274027

>>20273988
It would not be hard if you take stocktwits posters as sampling the average.
Look at the GNUS or IVR stocktwits page for fuck's sake. GNUS, despite shitting itself to death, keeps picking up more AND more "watchers"

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20274030

My grandmother just asked me what my exit plan is for when the market collapses.

>> No.20274039

>>20274030
Well?

>> No.20274060

>>20274030
what is her exit plan?

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>>20274030

Did you grab your nuts and show her your proud diamond hands or shyly showed your faggit paper hands?

>> No.20274075

>>20274027
Nearly every person on the planet is terminally retarded. No way to really have a conversation about that without coming off as a holier than thou reddit atheist but I am not deterred by "studies" showing unlikelihood of success in a given field since, again, most people are too fucking stupid to manage anything of importance in their lives.

>> No.20274081

>>20271208
Looks good. When the market drops again and you rebalance, move some of that AMZN and TSLA into FNGU and SOXL

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>>20272544
>anon... you know everyone would side with him and call you insane for picking a fight with such a nice and good looking guy?
that feel

>> No.20274107

>>20274030
exit? that's when you ENTER

>> No.20274108

>>20273937
I thought day trading would be extremely difficult, but that's just absolutely abysmal.

>> No.20274114

>>20274039
I don't think it will collapse again unless there's another GFC and if repo market fails start to spike again I'll dump everything.

>> No.20274121

>>20274060
death?

>> No.20274123

(what's ptg mean?)

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>>20274073
>Did you grab your nuts and show her your proud diamond hands or shyly showed your faggit paper hands?
You know what he did

>> No.20274143

>>20274104
All five of them should be executed in front of the public

>> No.20274142

>>20274123
punishing tranny genitals

>> No.20274144

>>20273920
>If you had a stop loss of just 1%
bro you might as well put a sell order at market price
currently I'm not even bothering with trailing stops (granted i only play on tech and financial bluechips) because the market is too fucking volatile right now. It's too easy to get shaken out so I'm just holding shit that I'm confident in holding for longer than a year.

i'll probably never make it big but i'll also never end up killing myself over a huge loss

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>>20274104
kek

>> No.20274176

>>20274163
>that one faggot with nail polish

>> No.20274199

>>20273539
The Fed bought all of the REIT's there has ever been or ever will be and that's all that matters. Also, bad reports on banks is always a good thing. I can't wait to get a quarter million dollar unsecured personal loan from Wells Fargo for two fifty a month.

>> No.20274201

>>20274163
Looking at this picture tells me that we women are severely overbought and deep in a bubble. How do I short the female gender?

>> No.20274207

>>20274163
can't believe i exist in this fucking same gay earth as these literal subhumans

>> No.20274220

>>20274201
>we women
fuck you you fucking larper lmao

>> No.20274227

>>20273565
Solar isn't useful until putting panels in space is feasible. Source: some British autist with a triple doctorate in physics, biology, and nuclear engineering.

>> No.20274245

>>20274104
Exactly.
If one of those omegas kicked the shit out of chad, he would be shamed for it. They’d say he’s a lone gunman waiting to happen. They’d say he takes things too far. They’d fuck Chad in his hospital bed.

>> No.20274247

>>20271757
I actually bought some a week ago because of this. No whey in hell oil will get thrown under the bus the next couple years

>> No.20274254

>>20274227
well thats a job for SpaceX (so TSLA as proxy) and SPCE. all hail the memes

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>>20274201

>> No.20274289

Getting my quarterly bonus on the 20'th. It's $1000, what should I put it into?

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>>20274220
That was autocorrect ignore it

Godfuckingdammit my joke is ruined

>> No.20274303

>>20274227
I'd be grateful if you could post a link or a name, I'm intrigued
I want to put nuclear reactors in space, but anything bigger than a RTG is a hassle

>> No.20274309

>>20273811
>20k invested in these same options, a 90x return, would turn into 1.8 million.
that's brainlet thinking. first of all i dont think there is enough liquidity to buy 20k worth of 0.05 options and you will long lose your 20k before you actually catch a 100x move.

>> No.20274334

>>20274289
nvidia calls

>> No.20274355

>>20274309
>that's brainlet thinking. first of all i dont think there is enough liquidity to buy 20k worth of 0.05 options and you will long lose your 20k before you actually catch a 100x move.
The week of 6/26 had the exact same option contract moves for 1.5k calls for 7/3
The week of 7/3 had the exact same moves for the 2000c 7/10 contracts
The week of 7/10 had the exact same moves now for the 2500c 7/17 contracts
Literally anyone in this thread would already be a millionaire taking advantage of any one of these market manipulations. You'd be a multi-millionaire taking advantage of several of them.

>> No.20274359

trannies exist because men are better than women at everything, even being women

>> No.20274372

The point is to make money. Long as that company is making me money I could care less what they do or where they're located. Why? Cause unless you own 51% of the shares you can't influence how that company does shit. So you may as well take the money as it comes and be happy. Some people get all bothered by what a company does. The only thing you need to worry about is if the green supply shuts off.

>> No.20274415

>>20274359
This guy gets it.
They WANT TO BE women.

>> No.20274438

>>20274372
>b-but muh chinks!!!!!
>*buys oil stocks or tankers that don't move for shit dividends*
smg proves why only 1% make money on market fucking retards

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20274450

why is 50cent so based

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20274451

>>20273173
Why else would the same cabinets have different names, and why the high price?

>> No.20274471

i lost all my money, bros, i'm literally down to 600 in my portfolio
can i make it 3k in a few months?

>> No.20274480

>>20274355
Do it and report back to us then.

>> No.20274483

>>20274479
>>20274479
>>20274479

>>20274479
>>20274479
>>20274479

>> No.20275415

>>20273639
I checked yesterday, they are real. Amazon has some as well