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Trading and eating pizza. Is there anything more comfy?
What are you going to do today?

>> No.20269425

>>20269402
is a fleshlight worth it

>> No.20269463

>>20269402
that is a man.

>> No.20269488

>>20269425
They feel pretty good, but you have to clean them well and leave them inside out to dry. Better live by yourself or don't give af

>> No.20269505

What a coomer

>> No.20269536

>>20269425
Well it's not that expensive so you could try one. It does feel good, but you sortof feel like a loser for owning one. One of the main issue imo is you're still masturbating yourself, thats why I have no doubt a doll is superior

>> No.20269546
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20269546

>>20269402
>anything more comfy
eating breakfast and stacking shiny boomer rocks

>> No.20269577
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20269577

or eating pizza while stacking shiny rocks

>> No.20269584

>>20269402
This is the saddest picture I've ever seen. Stop indulging your animalistic instincts and develop some self control.

>> No.20269592

>>20269536
>thats why I have no doubt a doll is superior
just get prostitutes at that point. they fuck off afterwards and clean themselves

>> No.20269621
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20269621

>>20269402
literally worse than the froot loops, weed, and rick & morty photo

>> No.20269644

>>20269584
mountain dew is not that bad

>> No.20269658

>>20269402
why did you buy a model with meat curtain vag

>> No.20269673

>>20269546
>>20269577
based and redpilled

>> No.20269693

>>20269425

That isn't a fleshlight. Fleshlights are for Redditor incel scum, what you see in the picture is over 20 lbs of pussy and ass

>> No.20269697

>>20269584
sex is as natural as eating or breathing you fucking mongoloid

>> No.20269702
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20269702

>>20269425
I had the Mouth of Truth. It felt better than any woman I've ever been with.

I threw it out. Made me feel gross and

>> No.20269712

>>20269402
the ass looks too worn out
have you ever even fucked the pussy?

>> No.20269717

>>20269697
Yeah, having sex with a woman is, not a fucking fleshlight you dumb incel

>> No.20269735

>>20269702
AND???

>> No.20269745

>>20269702
And what????????????

>> No.20269755

>>20269745
fucking cliffhangers

>> No.20269757

>>20269658
Because it reminds him of your moms

>> No.20269787

>>20269402
Not trading. That's comfiest thing to do.

>> No.20269821
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20269821

>>20269402
that seems unhygenic

>> No.20269841

>>20269402
do you use the pizza grease to lube up the anus?

>> No.20269847

>>20269702
rip

>> No.20269865

>>20269821
Did he died?

>> No.20269912

>>20269865
yes of severe rope burn

>> No.20269930

>>20269821
lmfao love how he's struggling a little at first and then just hanging out like hey this ain't half bad

>> No.20269996

>>20269402
Wayne? How was work buddy?

>> No.20269997

>>20269402
not drink coffee...
the rest is based :)

>> No.20270024

>>20269717
lol based rip

>> No.20270172

>>20269702
Typical Moot

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20270233

10/10 cozy

>> No.20270238

>>20269821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

>> No.20270259

I'm not even sure what I'm doing any more. All these uniswap shitcoins have been so generous to me, I'm starting to doubt my sanity