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Here it goes, fellas

hold steady boyos

75 € HOLYSHIT
What color will your lambo be?

Fuark me mates. Just dropped $500 on eth. Will I still be joining you guys on the moon mission?

HOLY SHIT

>>2025705
Should've bought LTC

>>2025680
BOUT TO BLOW.

>>2025705
Of course.
Make sure you leverage that up, it's gona be a warp drive tonight.

>>2025712
I'm about to put another 750 in both
>>2025714

>>2025712
>LTC crashing as we speak

I was not even the least bit worried this morning when I bought more ETH for $79.77

75€ wall is down!

>bought 5eth an hour ago

Is KEK with us?

>4chan is actually making me earn mad bucks

Thanks my boys

MOON

>>2025738
Are you me?

>still gaining momentum

>Bought 2500 ETH when it was around 1$ way back
To the moon!

I wonder where eth will be in six years when I get out of the army I might be rich as fuck

MFW ETH to $100 upon waking up

>>2025745
Yes hello me

>>2025680

It's gonna crash soon, everyone is getting in on it at once and it's a fucking bubble ready to pop. Don't panic sell when it happens or be ready to get fucked when it goes back up past 100.

I've been watching this closely. It looked like ETH was moving towards a breakout if it continued to bounce off a key resistance line.
I didn't think it was going to happen for another day or so but it looks to have broken the upper resistance and is now going to break out.

I mean, take crypto TA with a grain of salt but it was looking like doing this all morning.

>other coins are tanking
>eth at 76€ and climbing

When will the brakes deploy??

>>2025752
You most impressive fucker,
you will probably see $250,000 very very soon

>>2025769
Im thinking around 0.059 again. I don't think it will break the magic 0.06 yet but it could get back to where it was prior to the dump 3 days ago.

>>2025764
I've got like 5k to fuck around with and nearly zero other expenses I'm thinking about going all in with it and not checking for years but I just put in $500 more and keep checking every minute

>only got into crypto today
>wanted to buy a couple hours ago
>shitty sites take days to verify
>coinbase said I used up all the tries for entering my address (glitch)
>the will be watching the moon landing from home
Honestly, should I just end it now?

>>2025769
When we reach the moon, of course

$1000 in, what to expect?

wew lads

>>2025784
That's how much I've got put in now and honestly feel like I'm gonna regret not putting in more

holy SHIT HOLY SHIT

>>2025680

>>2025782
It'll probably dip in a little while, maybe?
You will have a chance to buy then, don't worry, but buy asap

Hopefully it breaks this Fib level and then we're off

W E W
E
W

We skippin decimals in this bitch

>>2025782
This was literally me last weekend when the shit doubled. I got in early this week and catching some gains now. Plenty of time to get in later

We're gonna hit $100 when we wake up tomorrow boys!!!

>>2025788
>put in another $1000
Fuck it, I was gonna kill myself anyway, I should go even further

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0SwlMohRng

I bought eth for 3 shares like two days ago from coinbase. Now, I have to ask So im guaranteed to get 3, and get them for the price that they were going for at the time, 80 or so right?

>>2025808
You mean 90 now ;) Soon you'll mean 100 ;)

>>2025792

Thanks anon, that gives me a little hppe. Not much, but enough to go on living.

>>2025766
Why is no one acknowledging my sick TA

I even put my money where my mouth is yesterday.

>>2025804
exactly my reasoning for getting into crypto actually
i didnt value anything anymore so i put my savings into crypto and havent looked back

Should I pump another 500 in right now? Tempting

>LTC fuccboiis cashing out for eth

>>2025815
Go on you mate, don't kys, get rich instead

>>2025812
Oh crap I forgot to mention in my question, Coinbase leaves a message that says, 'you will receive your ETH within 5 days' So What im asking is that in the 5 days its for what I ordered on the first day... right?

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>2025828
Yes you will be locked in at the price you bought at. Just dumped another 500 in

>>2025832
solid pump, pull back, but stair step climbing to the moon, sir

>>2025832
Weak hand/stop-loss shakeoff

DON'T SELL

>>2025832
ETH breaks out, shorters move in, ETH retracts briefly, shorters then get crushed and we continue upward

Well this is irritating... I can't even buy a ticket to the moon

Signed up for Coinbase 6 hours ago but still no deposits showing up on my CC statement so I can get verified. Try to send another verification deposit but it says CANNOT SEND ANOTHER FOR 12 HOURS

Oh well. guess Im stuck here on earth, for now

>>2025828
I'm in the same boat, I've seen people say you get the amount you ordered. Buy if it moons too high they could cancel it

>>2025808
yes the price is fixed even though it arrives days later

>>2025842
so glad i opened my coinbase account last summer and dont have to live a nightmare like these
hope things work out mate

What's a good chart website for ETH?

>>2025846
Thank fuck. I've secured my place on the moon rocket

>>2025841
incredible being here with you chaps.

>>2025852
https://cryptowat.ch/coinbase/ethusd/15m

>Made my first ever investment like this in my life
>Already made ~7-9 bucks in the matter of a dAY
>Wish I risked more on my first time
I learned about this thing very quickly after this exchange.

>>2025853
Hope you're strapped in. It could go to $1000 tonight.

Is it too late to buy more tickets to the moon?

I don't understand Coinbase, I bought 4 ETH on April 30 from my bank. The funds were been taken out yesterday and they're STILL not in my wallet. I'm going to miss out on this ride.

WTF COINBASE!

>>2025865
dont worry, it will be fine

>>2025864
Under 100€ is the safe zone
Then it's a one way rocket trip to jewpiter

ETH AND BTC ARE FORMING FALLING WEDGES RIGHT NOW
AT ABOUT 1:40 THEY'RE GOING TO BREAK OUT AND GO SKY HIGH
http://stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:chart_analysis:chart_patterns:falling_wedge_reversal

>>2025872
I MIGHT COOK SOME FUCKING POPCORN

>>2025872
ANON WHICH 1:40 IS THIS I'M A BRITBONG

>tfw Ethereum tardies don't fathom the 4 dimensional advantage of PutinCoin

>>2025886
est
about 19 minutes

>>2025890
Forgot image

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKGUN56JM_Y

Guys get in on Golem ASAP, it's also about to blow.

>>2025868
I'll be bummed if I miss on the moon mission :(

>>2025892
When should I buy to get the most out of this?
I have no idea what I'm doing lad

>>2025900
waste of dubs

>>2025907
took 9 days for coinbase to get my 232 eth i bought at $22, 8 days in it was at 50 something

>>2025912
during any of these dips in this wedge
if it goes to $85 again you should grab it there

STRAP IN GET READY FOR LAUNCH

>>2025912
See, I don't even know this board doesn't have spoilers

>>2025920
Spoilers are for boards about fiction that can be spoiled, newbie.

>>2025915
But it locked you in at $22, right?

>barely scraped my 75€ stop-loss

Feels good

>>2025904
I fucking can't because Coinbase is being a major faggot and Jewish bankers don't want to verify my shit. Feels fucking terrible.

>>2025915
so that coinbase arbitrarily cancelling orders because of moon thing is a meme?

>>2025925
yea man, dont worry you will get your eth

ALMOST THERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzJl_wmjHbo

>>2025935
So, he dies?

>>2025930
fuck yes

NEW THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/QTYFBne-wOw

So how can I get cryptocurrency alerts on my phone?

>>2025945
BITCOIN TICKER WIDGET on android works well

>>2025945
Download Blockpholio.

Where's the best place to trade ETH with the lowest fees?

All of those who still have their transfers pending are the second colonists who will be the second flux to the moon to populate it. :^)
Unless we're Jewed of our rockets.

Is it habbening?
It's habbening, right?

>>2025960
We'll get there. We're patient.

welp alright nothing to see here go home folks

Will LTC moon as well? Already $900 in eth and want to diversify

>>2025872
it is PERFECTLY forming that wedge
breakout is imminent

I don't frequent /biz/ that much but god damn I could've made over 1200% return if I would've followed my gut in 2015 and listened to you people.

Why do I love fucking myself, bros?

>>2025975
All the gooks invested in it instead of selling. Take that as you will.

>>2025975
I don't think it will go anywhere but down over the next 24 hours. It already went up 30, and LTC is for whales anyway since they own most of it. I dislike that coin.

>>2025979
You're still in the beginning stages anon. Don't make the same mistake twice!

>>2025975
SegWit in 7 days. It'll go up.

>>2025979
Goddammit anon, you still can. BUY BUY BUY. We're in the gold rush right now.

>>2025978

>>2025984
30%, rather

>>2025978
*rubbing clasped hands intensely*

>>2025979
Quit talking to us and start buying them coins, senpai

Should I throw another 10 bucks of my starting funds into ETH then? Started out investing about 74.

>>2025987
As optimistic as that is, I don't have the money to buy Eth at $80 but I did when it was under a dollar.

>>2025985
Don't worry, I won't

KEK

Here comes $120

>>2025993
It's just fucking 10 dollars. Do it.

What's the fastest way to buy coin with the smallest possible fee? I already reached coinbase's gay $300 credit card limit for the week and bank transfers take an entire fucking week.

>>2026002
What are the middle and right columns?

>>2026005
You're too late for this moon mission anon, but unless you want high ass fees, be patient and take a step back, get verified and wait that week after picking an optimum time to buy
never buy the ATH

>>2026005
You can buy right away with the credit card not being validated. You just won't receive them until that happens. In other words, you're locked in for the price you buy, but you won't be able to trade them for a week.

Instead of investing into ETH, hear me out.
America is going HO HEY HO HEY NO FASCIST GEORRFGE BUSH KKK and wants glory communistm!
Invest your dollars into the BERNIE SANDERS campaign contribution account, and letg the revoltuojn rise!!!!!!!!

guys I'm scared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxsNnUAyfd4

>>2026026
Don't fret, the fire rises

>>2026016
I am verified, but my limit is only $300 for credit/debit cards. But actually I just realized that the buy price for transactions is locked to the current usd/eth price, so it doesn't even matter if the actual deposit happens in one week, I'll still be getting that amount of eth.

>>2026026
why

>>2026024
t. bernie bagholder.

it's happening just like predicted, but it isnt parabolic

stairway?

>>2026024
I wantcha ta come ova heya and sit on my lap, thaaaats right take ya undaweahs off n sit on mah apple
PBPTPTBPTBPTBTBPTBPTBPTBPBTPTBPTBPTPTBTP
UUUGGGGHGHHGNNGH
UUUUUGHGGHGNNG
PBTPTBPTBTBTPBTPPBTPBPTBPTBGPBTPB
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
ya chipd mah apple

>>2026040
Fuck off Teutonic, copying Ghost doesn't constitute a joke.

>>2025680
Wtf niggas I have 22k in ETH what do I do with all this dough?

>>2026047
Invest in PUTINCOIN!!!!

>>2025782
USE LOCALBITCOINS YOU FUCK

>>2026047
Imagine if you could buy Ethereum for 20 sat.

>>2026034
>>2026030
I don't know guys the numbers are going down on my screen that's the bad way for them to go

>>2026047
Sit and wait. If you believe ETH will overcome BTC (remember, ETH has jew/normie/chink approval, and it is rapidly rising) -- keep holding onto it. It will be even worth more in the distant future within this decade.

>>2026056
SELL SELL SELL

>>2026056
Pics pls :I

>>2026047
>>2026050
>>2026054
>>2026058
So glad I got in sub 20 on ETH

>>2026058
Follow the nose!

>>2026071
The nose knows.

Reminder $100 ETH by Saturday is inevitable.

How do I set up coinbase to auto buy at a certain price

>>2026085
GDAX nigga

>>2026031
I was talking about checking account not the debit card. Debit/credit is $300; Checking account is $2500? Higher amount and less fees. And yea, you'll be locked in at the price you buy either way.

I just recently started investing in crypto. What USD value are you guys expecting this ETH jump to peak at?

We're going to make it, lads!

>>2026092
103

>>2026092
Peak? We going to the moon!

YO SKRILL DROP IT HARD

Weren't they releasing something on May 4th? This could be the fault of that.

>>2026101
vitalik announces that he is vegan on May 22

>>2026101
I think one of the darknet markets is adding ETH support first week of May

>>2026101

Here's a quick rundown:

ENS is launching May 4th.

"ENS eliminates the need to copy - and worse, type - long hexadecimal addresses. With ENS, you'll be able to send money to your friend at 'aardvark.eth' instead of '0x4cbe58c50480...', interact with your favorite contract at 'mycontract.eth', or visit a Swarm-hosted site at 'swarmsite.eth'."

https://ens.domains/

In the following weeks three big Ethereum conferences will take place where some kind of announcements are expected to take place. Then next month Metropolis. It's also rumored there will be more partnership announcements between now and then.

https://timesofethereum.com/

There are also over 200 companies that are joining the Ethereum Alliance and will be announced over the coming months.

minute 3:02

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlYXMm4qKsc

>tfw you thought cryptocoins were a meme when bitcoin was coming out
>lucked out
>tfw you still have nothing invested into cryptocoins
>tfw ETH is skyrocketing and too late to get into it for massive gains
literally gonna kill myself.

>>2026119
You do know that large quantities still will exist in crypto after this unless something massively unexpected happens, you can sail the waters still as this is just the beginning.

>>2026119
You're gonna really want to kill yourself in a couple years when ETH is trading at $1000.

>>2026119
>>2026119
>tfw ETH is skyrocketing and too late to get into it for massive gains

Jesus christ, don't fall for another trap, anon. It's a human fallacy to assume things will stay around the same. We'll look back and say fondly "Remember when eth was under 100?" -- Mark my words. In the long term, this is still cheap!

>>2026125
Well I only make 12k/year, so unless I can get some decent amount of coins with barely any money to spend, I'm fucked and pretty much unable to jumpo on the wagon.

>>2025814
>>2025766
it's probably a korean whale tho

oh my god look
it's bigger than i could have imagined

>>2025872
>>2025978
I'm stupid when it comes to charts. What does that nean?

Should I buy another ether before bed?

Is this it?
Has the rocket started?

>>2026142
forgot picture because i'm a red-helmet retard
>>2026145
when there's wedge like this, the tip of it indicates a major price movement

>>2026147
The rocket rises

>>2026148
I wish I knew what I was looking at

>>2026148
why does the lower line start where it starts at? I don't see anything significant like a peak or valley.

>>2026158
it's another triangle my dude
triangles are nice
>>2026162
youre right
maybe this is better

>>2026165
So, happening in half an hour instead? That's cool too

>>2026169
im gonna take a nap and hope my bullshit worked

>>2026148
>>2026165
what is this sexy website

>>2026175
it's just https://cryptowat.ch/coinbase/ethusd/1m with line graphs and the Delek theme

I fucking love you guys. Made more on ETH then I have wagecucking thanks to you autists.

>>2026101

Here's a quick rundown:

ENS is launching May 4th.

"ENS eliminates the need to copy - and worse, type - long hexadecimal addresses. With ENS, you'll be able to send money to your friend at 'aardvark.eth' instead of '0x4cbe58c50480...', interact with your favorite contract at 'mycontract.eth', or visit a Swarm-hosted site at 'swarmsite.eth'."

https://ens.domains/

In the following weeks three big Ethereum conferences will take place where some kind of announcements are expected to happen. Then next month Metropolis. It's also rumored there will be more partnership announcements between now and then.

https://timesofethereum.com/

There are also over 200 companies that are joining the Ethereum Alliance and will be announced over the coming months.

minute 3:02

>>2026101

ENS is launching May 4th.

"ENS eliminates the need to copy - and worse, type - long hexadecimal addresses. With ENS, you'll be able to send money to your friend at 'aardvark.eth' instead of '0x4cbe58c50480...', interact with your favorite contract at 'mycontract.eth', or visit a Swarm-hosted site at 'swarmsite.eth'."

https://ens.domains/

In the following weeks three big Ethereum conferences will take place where some kind of announcements are expected to happen. Then next month the Metropolis. It's also rumored there will be more partnership announcements between now and then.

https://timesofethereum.com/

There are also over 200 companies that are joining the Ethereum Alliance and will be announced over the coming months.

minute 3:02

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlYXMm4qKsc

>>2026197
excellent. Coindesk says $100 is the peak

>>2025680
TFW i switched all ETH to LTC earlier :(

>>2026207
you will get your slice, don't worry. Once ETH is around 300 or so, it's gonna be too big of an investment for normies. So they will start putting their savings into the next coin on coinbase.

>>2026212
I'm just hoping that one of my pet shitcoins will hit soon.

>>2026132
This tbqh

Even having one ETH will make you very very well off one day

>>2026264
How well off are we talking about?

>>2026272
Internet 3.0 well off

If I produce gains from this ETH episode, will it be a good play to invest some money into American-based lumber producers if NAFTA is reorganized or repealed?

>>2026292
Don't drag your normie shit into our neetbux threads

>>2026292
Lumber?? Wtf are you talking about?? This is a crypto board. out out out

>>2026292
NAFTA is now MAGA-ized America First. GTFO.

>>2026138
being poor sucks, man. Move out of the midwest/south - more money / opportunity on the coasts.

>>2025704

guys what is the best site to cash out my BTC (it's currently in my offline wallet)?

>>2027664
The one where you have your bank account wired to?

>>2027664
are you subtly trying to spread the latest nocoiner fud on how you supposedly aren't able to cash out?

>>2026292
>Buying fucking wood

It's going to be useless even in paper making, when hemp starts taking over all these different sectors.

>>2027666
I'm using Circle. Is there a better site with better transaction fees or some shit?

>>2027686
No. I've just made some considerable gains with this btc/ltc/eth/xrp surge and it's making me paranoid.