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how do i do it. i need a step by step guide

>> No.20242174

>>20242159
Just leave this site, it’s that easy

>> No.20242213

Step 1 go to doctor for voluntary vaccine
Step 2 use an inordinate amount of flouride toothpaste and make sure you swallow down as much of that suddy water as possible
Step 3 apply for a job at McDonald’s
Step 4 post regularly on Facebook Instagram and Tik tok
Step 5 find an npc waifu
Step 6 raise children in the same matter and perpetuate the cycle

>> No.20242238

>>20242159
But... you're already a 4chan npc?

>> No.20242242

>>20242159

You can't. You've seen the hooknose behind the curtain. You've seen that the fiat pyramid scheme needs constant immigration of low IQ foreigners to prop up falling housing prices, otherwise the banks will collapse under their outstanding debts.

You can't unlearn these things, so you have to learn more. Today you can find almost every great work of literature and philosophy online. Marcus Aurelius, Kafka, Principles of Economics (austrian economics), Seneca, Machiavelli, anyone you can think of that had ideas that mattered. I wouldn't recommend starting with the Gulag Archipelago if you already feel depressed, but at some point you should read it. It's easy enough, just set the goal of picking up one of these books and finishing it. No matter how much you read every day, you will eventually finish one and it will have changed you for the better.

People like us, we are intellectual sharks. We need constant stimulation to be satisfied. Games and movies don't do that. You need serious ideas that challenge everything you know and are as a person. You must get your life in order before you can do anything beyond struggling and failing to survive in this overcomplicated society. Life is hard, but it's not as hard as governments choose to make it. Once you can distinguish bullshit from reality, life becomes simpler and easier.

>> No.20242255

>>20242242
Embarrassing post

>> No.20242277

>>20242255

It's much easier to do nothing and wallow in self-pity, that's for sure. It's also a one way ticket to making your life hell. I wouldn't be so dismissive of the collective sum of human knowledge. Those people before you had some things figured out that we've forgotten at our peril.

>> No.20242324

>>20242242
>>20242277
Nah this guy >>20242255 is right. I would rather associate with soulless NPCs than hang around with someone like you. You think you’re an intellectual because you only just realized what a growing number of people realized ages ago. What’s worse is that you have allowed that newfound awareness to serve as a substitute for your lack of a personality. You’re no better than generic college girls who can only talk about Starbucks and what’s new on Netflix

>> No.20242338

>>20242242
reading list RACIST much, you left out all the great works of literature by blacks

>> No.20242369

>>20242324

Mind reading is not an argument, neither is somehow divining what I realized when. You can keep your mysticism and wallow in it for all I care.

>> No.20242398

>>20242255
Unironically kill your self

>> No.20242404

>>20242159
1. sign up to all social media apps until there is no storage space left on your phone
2. simp
3. subject yourself to the puppeteers of the world
4. ignore your consciousness

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20242420

>>20242398
You seem upset

>> No.20242436

>>20242404

Yesss and very important, divide everything into teams all the time. My team GOOD, your team BAD. But don't actually engage with any information about anything. After all there's like 5 petabytes worth of cat videos to catch up on.

>> No.20242660

>>20242213
Lol, a vaccine and flourid scepticist.
It's more like you're the npc

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20242695

>>20242660

>> No.20242741

>>20242660
>dosing yourself with ions containing the most reactive, electronegative element in the universe is completely safe
>causing abnormally sudden immune reactions in the presence of toxic preservatives is good for you

>> No.20242778

>>20242741

You can block the fluoride with iodine but not the aluminum, which new studies suggest is linked to alzheimer. We'll see. A few centuries ago it was common to do bloodletting and all kinds of weird things. Hell today it's still common to cut off a part of a child's genitals for "hygiene" across the planet.

>> No.20242780

>>20242255
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST READ ANCIENT LITERATURE AND ADOPT THE IDEALS OF YOUR ANCESTORS. NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE AN INGROUP PREFERENCE AND A SKEPTICAL ATTITUDE TO THE FINANCIAL MACHINERY THAT RUNS THE WORLD

>> No.20242796
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20242796

>>20242159
>get a normiebook and follow everyone on twitter
>post nonstop about BLM, Racism, White Fragility, Feminism, Trans rights are human rights, etc.
>get ear piercings and tats
>go vegan and drink copious amounts of onions and almond milk
>acquire hormone imbalance from the lack of animal fat and cholesterol in your diet
>watch every major movie that comes out of hollywood
>waste all of your time on netflix, not because you watch to a specific show, but because you just want to consume a product
>reject everything that is an intrinsic part of your identity like race, culture, your people's religion, and shared common history and base your identity of off your political ideology and the products you consume
>always wear shirts with logos on them
>don't work out
>unironically watch MSM like CNN and Stephen Colbert (but really all of it is practically the same) and parrot what they say without developing your own viewpoint
>pretend your smart by learning random bits of trivia to impress your friends but never bother delving deeper into things
Am I missing something?

>> No.20242836

>>20242159
Sorry Anon, taking the red or black pill is irreversible.

>> No.20242877

>>20242159
Leave 4chan and get an account on upvotit

>> No.20242878

>>20242796
holy fuck, this is npc bible material

>> No.20242901

>>20242780
>>/pol/

>> No.20242903

>>20242174
tried it, doesn't work

>> No.20242913

Post yourself on some shitty reddit subreddit with 100k+ libtards and say you lost 10 pounds in 10 years

>> No.20243010

>>20242901

Keep calling everyone reasonable a nazi, I'm sure that'll work out for you exactly the way you expect it to.

>> No.20243025

>>20242796

I guess maybe

>everyone is your enemy until they state the right opinions all the time

>> No.20243027

>>20242159
Inhale computer dust-off

>> No.20243061

>>20242901
>>>>>reddit

>> No.20243098

>>20242159

just maks it your lifes mission not to get your feelings hurt, ever

>> No.20243119

>>20242159
>step 1
buy eth

>> No.20243195

>>20242901
Hi friends! Hope you're all having a great time investing in promising projects and investing with the advice of 4channel users! Remember to tell those /pol/tards where to shove it lol! But seriously don't forget to report every post that shows:
>transphobia
>homophobia
>xenophobia
>islamophobia
>taxphobia
These kinds of hateful ideologies have no place on the internet! Stay safe out there fellow memesters!
Edit: Woah thanks for the gold stranger!
Edit2: RIP my inbox
Edit3: Y'all need to learn to suck less as people

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20243217

>>20243195
>taxphobia

>> No.20244072

>>20243217

My body, my choice except for my labor, privacy and thoughts somehow

>> No.20244334

you need to consuming as much processed food as possible, drink only the cheapest sodas or onions milk instead of water and consume packaged goods ONLY - energy drinks instead of coffee, hydrogenated vegetable oil instead of butter when cooking eggs and pancakes - you gotta get smart to get so dumb anon!

>> No.20245102

>>20242159
feet a brain injury. if you're lucky you'll get amnesia and that will cure you of your perception.

there is no way to go back to living on the dark once you see the light - it is a crucible, either you buckle and break from the gravity of the truth, or you come out the other side stronger and wiser.

>> No.20245121

>>20242159
Start watching mainstream news.

>> No.20245213

>>20242242
>kafkike
>great literature
pick one and only one. mewlings about existential crises and stream of consciousness on the nature of self is exactly the type of kikery that has destroyed the western world's greatest institutions.

the romantic movement is the last artistic movement that was a net benefit to society.