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Just got one million dollars from a legal settlement, what should I do with it lads?

>> No.20238625

Post a better picture with it you fucking faggot bitch

>> No.20238643

>>20238625
idk why i laughed at this

>> No.20238750

30% in income producing property
30% ETFs
10% precious metals
10% crypto
20% fun money.

Never ever take on any debt.

>> No.20238761

cunny

>> No.20238766

>>20238625
fpbp

>> No.20238821

>>20238750
Sound recommendations. Pretend you are rich. Accumulate assets. Pretend the 80% cant be spent. EVER. Protect your capital with your life.

>> No.20238852

>>20238604
I wish my benis touched her bros

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20239215

1000x with 0xMR

>> No.20239246
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20239246

>>20238604
"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile.

>> No.20239266

>>20238604
that's a man