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>diagnosed with inoperable cancer
>been given 6 months

Feels bad bros... $1000 eoy will forever be a dream, unless it happens this year.

Any ideas on how to go out with a bang? I want to live a rich lifestyle to the end, but no idea how (don't suggest buying shitcoins)

>> No.20229053

where is the cancer?

if you want to pass out with a bang then coke

>> No.20229099

>>20229008
just change your diet to keto and cancer will go away on its own

>> No.20229124

>>20229008
Take care anon

>> No.20229127

sucks man. no matter one's station in life, the Danse Macabre unites us all. we'll all be there soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUB6Un9TR7o

>> No.20229135

>>20229099
Came here to post this. Switch to keto and start doing tons of fasting and you aren't going to die.

>> No.20229146

>>20229008
Dry fasting

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>>20229008

>> No.20229167

God bless you anon. I hope you find your peace.

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>>20229008
Try to get a loan and die with debt.
Sorry to hear that fren. Hope you get to live your dreams wherever you go. Take care.

>> No.20229193

Honestly anon if no hope try this:

Rick Simpson Oil. Make it yourself if you have to. It saved a 4 yo boys life when diagnosed with heavy brain tumors and told the same thing. Doesn’t work for all cancers but definitely skin cancer and certain nervous system cancers.

Also drink Chaga tea and take agarikon capsules they are mushroom supplements with heavy antioxidants and will help you.

Don’t do this in lieu of treatment do it in addition to it it is not a guarantee of recovery just helps your chances. God speed.

>> No.20229209

>>20229008
Life's a bitch and then you die. 6 months are plenty for hookers and coke. Hope you enjoyed some of the ride so far anon.

>> No.20229226

>>20229135
Sounds like it's worth trying (Googled it and the bro science sounds legit)
>>20229180
Kind of my plan actually. Fucking banks can suck it so I don't feel bad

>> No.20229238

>>20229193
> literal snake oil against cancer
Let the man die with some fucking dignity

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>>20229226
>Kind of my plan actually. Fucking banks can suck it so I don't feel bad
Based, im cheering for you anon.

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>>20229008
>tfw you won't get to see the next bull run
god speed anon

>> No.20229271

>he doesn’t know the cure to cancer
Ngmi