/biz/ - Business & Finance

This hitler dude gonna steer shit up. Trust me. Cap this post.

>>2021974
Don't worry, /ourguy/ will fix it

>>2021974
Would you believe it my old lady is telling me to put money into this Walt Disney joint, apparently they can make the cartoon drawings match soundtracks now. Who wants to watch squiggly lines dancing and yacking!? Who!? Flimflam I say!

I don't even think this Talkie thing will last, people laughing, clapping, chewing popcorn. It's too noisey I tell ya. Before you know it the films will be silent again, and that's the way I likes it.

Good thing I bought into that Anglo-French consortium, a buncha swell fellas bought up all these cheap factories in some place in Germany. "Ruhr" I think they calls it. Yep, put my nickels in there a few years back, Krauts were basically begging for 'em. Was cheaper to burn money than wood. Gonna be a good investment, should last for years. Yessir. In 20 years I'll be a millionaire, now they declawed those lousy krauts forever. Never be a war in Europe again, no sir.

Ah yeah, just gotta wait 20 years, then I can retire, maybe I'll move to somewhere warm like Ceylon or Siam.

>Literal all out war between the chinks, gooks, and nips
>Japan unironically going to be all of asia
>Still not putting all my money in japanese military stocks

Free money, gentlemen

>>2022254
good post

It did go back up! And then some

Lesson 1: invest what you can afford to lose so you don't need to liquidate in an emergency
Lesson 2: HOLD

>>2022285
>Japanese military
Good one

>>2021974
I am from the future. In a few years put everything you have into the stock market. It will moon. Also we have nuclear powered vacuum cleaners now.

buy the dip bros