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How in the FUCK do I buy Ethereum!?
I want to buy ETH so I can swap it for LINK,
but I can't find a straightforward successful way of buy ETH. I'm new to this shit and I'm a total brainlet.
I'm trying do this from Japan which I think is making it harder.

>> No.20214465

>>20214444
Insert your penis into a woman's vagina, then thrust your hips until you ejaculate semen.

>> No.20214495

>>20214444
Bitflyer seems to be the biggest cryptocurrency exchange in Japan

>> No.20214503

>>20214465
Okay, I'll do this when my wife gets home. But what's the next step? When do I get my ETH?

>> No.20214514

>>20214444
Oh and then send funds to Binance and trade for LINK, remember funds are safu

>> No.20214516

I hate them for many reasons, but paxful is one or the easier onramps .

>> No.20214529

>>20214495
Thanks for the straight info. I've been sifting through so many exchanges, trying to find a reliable one. Binance won't accept me for some reason.

>> No.20214535
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>>20214444
>quads
>brown ID
>no coiner
Listen here fren. Download coinbase. Enter your info. Hit trade. Slap your dick on your phone/keyboard till it's sore. Hit purchase.

>> No.20214536

>>20214444
The overwhelming number of threads like this that have been popping up lately are a big sell signal.

>> No.20214578
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20214578

use the coinbase app or website. buy eth, and swap it for link

or just buy link for usd.

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>>20214535
>>20214578
Thanks but you can't buy on Coinbase from Japan.

>> No.20214662

>>20214529
Once you’ve got a reliable fiat on-ramp, exchanging coin to coin is a lot easier

>> No.20214668

>>20214444
Bibox

>> No.20214682

>>20214662
Yeah, I figured. It's just that initial leap from fiat to coin seems unnecessarily difficult (to do safely). Japan is a shit place to do this from.

>> No.20214770

>>20214536
They are actually bullish, normies are returning and they are so stupid, they have problems buying eth or sending their tokens from the exchange to their wallet. Its bullish as fuck, finally some normans to dump on.

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>>20214662
In the end, it seems like bitflyer really is the best option for Japanfags.
Thanks again, fren.

>> No.20215010

>>20214849
No problem

>> No.20215041

>>20214682
Binance is blocked in Japan so you need to use a VPN. I've bought Chainlink on Coinmetro with my Japanese debit card but they charge 5% fees with Japanese cards. It's so gay trying to buy crypto here.

>> No.20215519

I think you can do all that on crypto com

>> No.20215526

>>20214444
Try coinmama

>> No.20216168

>>20215519
Is this a joke? They are in the process of exit scamming.