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>>20201056
faggot

>>20201056
Vinegar and milk. Drink Milk 1 glass first, size does not matter just drink milk. Then chug some vinegar. Office will reek, puke in a high traffic area to help encourage others to vomit.

>>20201056
Just take laxatives and shit everywhere

>>20201056

I've actually done this. Eat something prior, then put a bunch of salt in a water bottle and drink it when it's time.

>>20201056
i heard eating the tobacco from a cigarette works, never tried so idk

>>20201182
>puke in a high traffic area to help encourage others to vomit
lol waht

When your boss is not looking jam a toothbrush down your throat and wallah

Unless you're a Chad like me with no gag reflex

>>20201425
Id be careful, ingesting tobacco is super dangerous. Legit might kill you if you eat enough.

>>20201621
It can be contagious like laughter or yawning in a group. Make sure to have it sound as nasty as possible lots of gagging and noise.

>>20201400
Yeah this is also good. Eat something really nasty before hand as well. Beets will look like blood and add what looks like clots. Milk will add a really sour/rotten cheese smell that lingers for hours. You could go fo chunky which requires you to eat burgers/hotdogs/meat before hand.
For full effect make sure you have a packed belly before hand. The more stomach contents you spew the better.

Just start coughing and say you might have COVID. Instant 14day quarantine

>>20201904
lol but why would you do this?

Your boss doesn’t need to see you vomit retard. Say you have covid symptoms like all the other lazy idiots

>>20202154
Psychological warfare. Imagine the smell and horror on the kike bosses face when anon pukes in a spot that is highly visable by the whole office. People will be naturally curious and revolted by the sight. It will also help to create subconcious stress in the work place, hopefully decreasing overall productivity for the day. Fuck shitty bosses.

>>20202154
Don't ask questions just fucking puke