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20173733 No.20173733 [Reply] [Original]

holy shit /biz/ I discovered the ultimate get rich quick scheme
>there are 7 billion people on the planet
>beg each and every person for $1 that most consider it as lose change anyway
>make $7 billion
Give me one good reason why this won’t work.

>> No.20173762

>>20173733
Time

>> No.20173783

>>20173733
>>20173762

congratulations, u discovered crowd funding and patreon

>> No.20173835

>>20173733
>open up a sports bar in a shitty neighborhood
>wait for the inevitable chimp-out
>bar gets burned down
>set up a gofundme
>make 10x what you need to rebuild (scores-bar-mpls-riot-rebuild)
>never reopen.

>> No.20173862

>>20173733
Try it out. People might donate just for the meme and that's at least a few thousand. Just be honest and say you wanna be a billionaire.

>> No.20173870

>>20173733
>each and every person considers $1 loose change
Wrong. You're too used to the American lifestyle. Minimum wagers make as much as doctors in certain other countries. One dollar can get you a lot in some places.

>> No.20174170

>>20173870
Getting $1 from all adults in america is still over $100,000,000

>> No.20174216
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20174216

>>20173870
>responding with a serious answer to op

>> No.20174218

>>20174170
>implying you'd get money from anyone
Only guilty white people donate money to anything and unless you're a POC you're getting shit.

>> No.20174325

>>20173733
I would not give you $1. That's why it won't work.

>> No.20174341

>>20173733
>beg each and every person for $1 that most consider it as lose change anyway
imagine being this sheltered

>> No.20174427

>>20173733
jews

>> No.20174563

>>20173733
>Promise to write a song and for $1 you will add a line of their choice (no racism or anything politically incorrect)
>Make it rhyme by automating and sorting lines to end with the same syllable
>Make the lines via text to speech
>Call it the $1,000,000 song
>Promise to use the money to start a charity where you will work for 10 years on it (giving yourself $100k a year, but only putting in in a few hours a week)
You're welcome.

>> No.20174639

>>20174563
Alternatively donate the one million to charity, but parcel it out so you never have to pay taxes.

>> No.20175174

Congrats, you've figured out what the Fed does.