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20133678 No.20133678 [Reply] [Original]

if you're under 5'9" and a male, you are a child and should be put down like the degenerate you are.

There is ZERO hope if short. Money and women won't make up for being a midget. You will always be a joke.

Even employers will judge you. For instance, there was a stat that showed if you sit next to a fat lady, even if you don't know them, just being next to them makes you less likely to be hired. Wouldn't be surprised if the same thing happens to males who are short.

This world hates you. Even god hates you. Smartest thing to do as a short male is jump off a bridge.

>> No.20133695

>>20133678
Post face. Let's decide if you are ugly or not. Tall and ugly is even worse than short and ugly.

>> No.20133703

>>20133695
I wouldn't mind, but I also don't want to get doxed

>> No.20133708

>>20133678
POst face and/or cock
just cover your eyes with a black bar if you don't wanna be doxxed

>> No.20133720

>>20133708
Like people won't be able to tell just because of a black bar over your eyes, kek.

Either way, what I said is fact.

>>20133695
Tall and ugly is a billion times better than short and average/above average in looks. Objective fact.

>> No.20133729

>>20133720
I'm 4 foot 11 inches and more successful and richer than you ever will be

>> No.20133739

>>20133729
>4ft 11inches
>hasnt killed himself
LMFAO

Also, even if not larp (dumb motherfucker. This is larp, but I'll play), people what just see you as compensating. I also doubt you're rich going by how illiterate you are. I'll requite what I posted in the op:
> Money and women won't make up for being a midget. You will always be a joke.

>> No.20133753

>>20133739
>what
would

>> No.20133800

i’m short and it’s the least of my worries. more self conscious of my 5 inch hard penis than being short

>> No.20133806 [DELETED] 

>>20133800
Than you're retarded because being short is worse

>> No.20133809

>>20133678
5'10 face of a god and beard connects kekekeke

>> No.20133810

>>20133678
>trying to feel better by putting others down
ngmi

>> No.20133816

>>20133800
Then you're retarded because being short is worse

>> No.20133826

>>20133810
I'm 5'5", retard. I'm just stating facts. Short males are weak links and are supposed to be put down. Society should have a peaceful assisted suicide method for short males. Barbarian faggots though so not gonna happen.

>> No.20133834

>>20133810
also by being short, I was predestined to never make it in the first place. I was predestined to jump off a bridge.

>> No.20133841

Fuck you OP Joe Rogan is 5'1 and the most alpha man alive. He would fucking rip you to shreds, he would take your girlfriend and mother. What do you have to say to that you fucking coward?

>> No.20133863

>>20133678
regardless of the hand you were dealt at birth you can min / max your stats and live a good life

Accept Christ
get fit, socialize and get good and talking to women, and wageslave effectively

it’s that simple

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>>20133841
>5'1"
>alpha
Imagine being this retarded.

> He would fucking rip you to shreds
Even though i've trained more than 99.99999999999% of humans as a 16 year old (now 25. Stopped because of this height since god was jealous of me and wanted to prevent me from breaking world records hence my height). Dumbass. That loser cant even touch what I used to do.

>> No.20133904

>>20133863
>min / max your stats and live a good life
Retard alert. Ever play gacha games? Being short is like a 1 star rarity. Sure, you can clear level 1, but the you get assraped. Youre also retarded because I clearly stated in the op no amount of women or money can fix the emasculation/trauma of being short, dumbass. Why cant biztards read? This is fucking cope.

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6’1 chad 30 yo boomer reporting in

>> No.20133944

>>20133826
you can still strive to breed a taller woman and raise your kids with meat milk and butter and optimal sleep/fitness to be absolute chads

>> No.20133962

>>20133678
OP makes the best threads on /biz/

>> No.20133968

>>20133944
Stop talking like you have down syndrome. Fact of the matter is being short is a fucking joke.

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>>20133880
Imagine not knowing Joe Rogan is a bjj blackbelt, tae kwon doe national champion and has the hormone levels of a 15 year old. He would fuck you up so bad dude just stfu

>> No.20134012

>>20134001
Haha retard.
>he he knows karate!!
You know its bad when even *I* tower over him. Bitch cant do shit in a real fight. Youre probably short yourself and use him as a means to cope.

>> No.20134031

>>20134001
Yes, Im sure pussy can do 300 pushups with 45lb in 4 min and 20 sec (100 in a min 20 sec 3x with 2 10 second breaks) or curl a 20lb dumbbell 1800 times per arm (without stopping i.e. once every 2 seconds) or do 3k situps without stopping once, or curl 50lb dumbbells, etc. Bitch probably can barely bench press over 200lb kek

>> No.20134089

>>20133678
What's up with the spam of demoralization threads lately? Mostly on /biz/ and /fit/.
Why would anyone be against healthcare and financial education?

>> No.20134104

>>20133826
i'm 5'5 and have all of the sex, you're just ugly and projecting. sorry anon.

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>>20134031
LMAO dude are you seriously bragging about CALISTHENICS? Joe Rogan can deadlift over 600 but that doesn't matter, lifting doesn't matter, it's all about the technique which you have none of. He could literally rape you if he wanted

>> No.20134128

>>20134089
Huh?????? Universal healthcare should be a thing. U.s. is the only first world country without it and it depletes savings/throws people into debt. Republicans are retards for not seeing this. They just argue "b-but better medicine lmfao". Retards think a system that financially rapes people is good. They are god damn stupid. You are too though for even saying in arguing about this.

as for "financial education", idk what you mean. If you mean more college, thats dumb. College is cancer (Ive done 150 college units fyi). Most jobs dont need a degree. Employers just ask for one to screen people out. Its nothing more than a time sink to jump through hoops babyboomers created. Worse and less ethical than IQ tests (I prefer iq tests over this current bullshit of "lmao get edumicated").

>> No.20134147

>>20134104
I probably look better than you, dumbass. You are coping with your degenerate body.

>>20134111
cope. Midget can only fight other midgets and we can all easily see you are idolizing and cock sucking him because you are short yourself and this is the only way you cope.

Youre also retarded if you think what ive done is "easy". Do it youself :). Oh wait, you wont. You cant.

>> No.20134173

>>20133826
>I'm 5'5"
If you get leg lengthening surgery, you could probably go up to 5'10", maybe 5'11" if you really push it.

Just need to make it to get enough money to do that.

>> No.20134209

>>20134173
Youre new here, arent you? Im the anon that has made those threads. Im probably WHY people on biz even know about limb lengthening in the first place. Anyways, im 25. Chances are I wont get them by 26. Even getting them now wont change the fact that I will kill myself over the trauma ive endured.

No money (50k in germany) for 4 inches (barely be 5'9" after a year long process), then I'll kms at 26. If I get the money by 26, I'll STILL kill myself by 28-28.5. Bitch faggot devil-god already won. He cheated. He was jealous of me. Thats why he did this.

>> No.20134219

>>20133739
Yeah I was larping, I’m actually 6’3”. You need help anon. All of this is a coping mechanism for some very deeply ingrained issues that you need to resolve. Good luck.

>> No.20134230

>>20134219
>coping mechanism
imagine using terms you dont understand, kek. Coping = accepting degeneracy. Basically like this guy: >>20134111

What I am is called a REALIST. I am objective. I accept the fact that I am deformed. I do not make up lies to try to cope with the reality of it all.

>> No.20134252

>>20134230
Youre right this doesnt look like cope it looks psychotic as fuck gl with your life retard

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>>20134252
>psychotic
>all I'm doing is stating facts

>> No.20134272

>>20134147
He's the most influential, alpha man in the world and it's not up for debate. His show is listened to by 50 million. Bragging about calisthenics on biz is hilarious. His black step daughter would fuck your ass up

>> No.20134276

>>20134230
And nein in German means “I’m a gay retard”. Trust me I’m not German, I would know.
Anon no one really cares about height. I mean, seriously, besides you, who the fuck cares? Stop using your height as an excuse for your failures.

>> No.20134281

I can tell OP is an insecure fag. Probaby got abused a lot.

>> No.20134283
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>>20134272
>not up for debate!
pic related. It's you. Youre a bitch that just HAS to dogmatically believe he is "alpha" just to fucking cope. Jesus christ, youre beta as fuck if you cant become a realist

>> No.20134296

>>20133904
>no amount of women or money can fix the emasculation/trauma of being short
For you maybe, I'm 5'6 and the only thing that bothers me about being short is the social ramifications, that can mostly be compensated in some ways.
I do not *feel* short, I have no emotional pain from my height.

Do you have asperger by any chance? I've noticed people with this mental illness tend to confuse the subjective way they feel with the objective reality.

>> No.20134309

>>20134147
if you truly think your height matters that much to women then you're ngmi, you're a weak minded beta. no amount of crying about how short you are is going to make girls like you kek. also, i love tall girls and they love me, sorry you can't relate anon, hope you figure it out!

>> No.20134313

>>20134276
>Anon no one really cares about height.
looool
here. Get assraped:
1. (erased by accident).

2. http://imgur.com/a/LoqedTG

3. http://www.humanforsale.com/height.asp

4. https://www.google.com/amp/s/myfox8.com/2016/03/17/short-men-less-attractive-to-women-according-to-duke-university-study/amp/

5. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.popsugar.com/career/Shorter-Men-Need-Earn-More-Compete-Taller-Men-When-Dating-10497397/amp

6. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/15994722/

7. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newscientist.com/article/dn13196-men-born-short-are-more-prone-to-violent-suicide/amp/

Anyways. Btfo by stats aside, lets pretend these stats werent real. Guess what? I mirror says otherwise :). It's just a fact that you are pathetic if short. You straight up look 12

>> No.20134320

>>20133678
Lol more like 6ft, u prolly 5'9''

>> No.20134321

>>20134230
Yeah the fact that you can't tell that roganposter is being cheeky/ironic confirms the asperger theory. Are you the same anon who missed out on link because he fell for the link is a meme meme?

>> No.20134331

>>20134281
being short IS abuse in itself. It's mindrape. Like actually literally rape.

Rape = asserting dominance. Height = dominance.
females media height in the u.s. is 5'5" (meaning at 5'5", I am short than half of females). Median for a male is like 5'10". I am shorter than 90% of males and 50% of females. It's like being constantly raped by them basically. Just by being next to me they are asserting dominance. Objectively shit to be short

>> No.20134338

>>20134296
kek: >>20134313
^stats are as objective as it gets :)
>b-but I can compensate my deformity with personality!
kek

>> No.20134351

>>20134309
1. Youre factually retarded about women: >>20134313

2. Read the op, you illiterate fuck. This is deeper than just women. This has to do with actual pride as a male. You dont have testosterone and most likely have never had a desire to train more than 99% of humans as a result, so obviously your skinny ass wouldnt get it

>> No.20134361

>>20134321
>roganposter is being cheeky/ironic confirms the asperger theory.
not really since i dont know much about the guy so he can make up any lie and I could buy it.

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>>20134338
I won't denie the stats they are legit, what is subjective is the way you feel about it. There is no objective law of nature saying that a man should feel miserable for being 5'5, your feelings are not on your height alone they are from a combination of bad social feedback (coming in big part from your height yes) and most importantly your own neurological predispositions.

Basically you think you were dealt shitty cards because of your height and that's true, but what you ignore is that the shittiest card of all is not your height, it's your brain

>> No.20134390

>>20134209
Hey man.
What's going on underneath all of this?
What's going on in your day to day life?
I understand you're stating facts about your height and have a history of doing so here, that's cool, 4chan posters are highly informed and informative.
You're passionate about what you believe and hate when people deny your facts when you live them every day. I get that.
What I'm getting from you is negative energy and I think everyone here can sense it.
What negative things unrelated to your height are happening in your life?
What decisions not based on your height have changed your life?
I'm not going to preach or tell you what to do in your life, just honestly wondering where you're coming from.

>> No.20134402

>>20134383
> There is no objective law of nature saying that a man should feel miserable for being 5'5
no shit, idiot. What I am saying isnt that. What I am saying is that you CAN objectively show which traits are seen as dogshit and which arent.

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>>20134361
Yep that confirms it, you have a combination of asperger with an only slightly higher than average intelligence, smart enough to see that reality is kinda shit but too dumb to do anything about it, and too dumb to make your autism useful for yourself and society.

As a fellow short man I have nothing but compassion for you but I can't help you with your problems.

>> No.20134415

Turbo lanklets increasingly become the biggest copers in this board. I'll make order in this pile of trash place, This is the most accurate list of what is a meme and what isn't (Top is legit, leaving personality aside as it contain to much variables):

>IQ, Women aside, If you've below average IQ your chances of achieving greatness decrease significantly, women won't respect you, men won't respect you and you'll life in hard mode
>Jawline, You can't be above 7/10 with below average jaw even if everything else is perfect, It's the single facial feature that can get women off by itself
>Eyes, Very important for aesthetics but not loaded with sex appeal hence below jawline for the /fit/ dream of banging thots
>Height, Real life manlet is below 5'7, 5'7-5'9 usually don't have problem with women due to height alone (tho it's likely they'll encounter a few that decline them based on this but those are rare), 5'10-5'11 are among the best male heights, 6'3+ is less than ideal
>Penis, Must be above 4.5x4.3, Below that and you face one of if not the biggest male curses, Penis is below other features because average or even slightly below tend to be enough/It affect less attraction in order to get sex
>Body, Ottermode is enough, Can't be fat or skelly, Shredded with decent amount of muscles is big halo for slaying ultra submissive thots tho
>Hair, If you've feminine face balding is near death sentence, Those on the masculine side suffer much less, It's low of the list because bald head isn't anti-dimorphic feature which mean it won't reduce your sex appeal, Also because it's the most solvable thing with fin/transplants
>Mouth, Can't have crocked teeth, too yellow teeth and dry and thin lips, Narrow mouth is near death sentence
>Chin, If you've a good one is a huge halo but average will do
>Eyebrows, Can't be light and thin
>Neck
>Eye color, Barely matter unless you want to bang gooks in third world country, Also work best only with dark features
>Rest of face/body

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>>20134283
lmao do some more push ups lil man. Alpha Rogan will be tapping ufc fighters and fucking anyone (male or female) he wants

>> No.20134444

>>20134402
And why would you decide to be miserable over it? I have a short height but some of my other stats are very high, best course of action is accepting what I can't change and make the best I can with the cards I got in my limited life.
When did you take the heightpill? If it's recent I understand if you're still in pain, but it can't stay forever

>> No.20134463

>>20134415
Legit post. I would add industriousness/consciensciousness right below iq, and put height above anything physical

>> No.20134468

>>20134313
kek, you’re living rent free in your own head

>> No.20134479

>>20134390
hello, my. therapist.
>What negative things unrelated to your height are happening in your life?
mostly height (99% of my problem). The rest is I did a dumbass associates in the electrical trade and hated it. I did 3/4ths of a ba in bus admin/econ and dropped out from 1. burnout 2. because it would be pointless now since my suicide is guaranteed before 29 3. Debt (which gets in the way of surgeries). Have no debt (besides like 300).
I also lost 6k trading. Have 6k left in btc at current price. Have 2.4k for a wholesaling thing I want to start.
Im pissed that I did 150 college units for nothing. Also how had I known about btc sooner, I could have had my surgeries.
Also, still live with parents. Also always feel like a LITERAL 12 year old when im out in public. I dont act 25. I act like a child because I feel like a literal child at this height. Super mindraped. Also, had about a little over a dozen girls flirt with me throughout highschool/college/work, but deny everything due to my super dark thoughts (super suicidal and have heavy baggage normal people wouldnt be able to handle. I would most likely fuck their minds up too and I would be a burden. No point in a relationship if I will be a burden and not a supporter). Im poor, stupid, and short. The trinity of death.

Also, 100% conflicted. A part of me sometimes wants a companion, but the demons inside me say "you fucking idiot. Eugenics is the answer. Your short. You have no future. You cant live a normal life. The only path is surgery or death".

That and also the huge opportunity cost if my life. For instance, I started training at age 12.5. 100 pushups in a min and 20 sec (no stopping). Trained 2-3 hours a day for 4 years. Stopped at age 16.5. Im 25. 25-12= 13 years wasted. All that progress? Down the toilet. I started over again recently, but its not the same. My obsession/passion is gone. It doesnt feel right anymore.. It feels like im starting over as a 12 yr old

>> No.20134491

>>20134479
summary:
stupid, short, and poor. Live at home like im 12. Make little money because Im stupid. Look 12 because of this height. Rejected relationships because of shortness fucking with my head. I never grew up.

>> No.20134497

>>20134436
I did 99 of the radio ones (slow ones) in front of a p.e. teacher at age 14. Idiot.

>> No.20134505

>>20134414
>too dumb to do anything about it
That was the issue. There was literally NOTHING I could do about it. THAT'S what broke me. This isnt like being fat. This is simply something you have 0 control over and thats why I went from having the mentality of "all I have to do is try and everything will work out" to "your success is predetermined on the day you are conceived. It is all predestined".

>> No.20134510

>>20134479
Yeah that's asperger and an IQ of about 125, one of the worst possible combination.

Just convert to islam, unironically, at least you'll do better in the next life, Allah willing.

>> No.20134522

>>20134479
also I want to say genuinely that if I saw you on the street I wouldn’t think, “ah geez what a short sad little cunt, I’m so much taller than him”. I literally don’t care. It makes no fucking sense. One of my best friends in high school was way shorter than me, and he started dating this hot chick with huge perky tits and this sexy pear shaped ass.

>> No.20134524

>>20134463
It depends because for height to really affect you need to be bottom 10-15%, I would say that having bottom 10% penis is worse, Also jaw/eyes. Height is below them because average height is more than enough and because there's a small window of having advantage between 5'10-6'2, A top 1% height is actually a disadvantage in comparison to top 1% jaw/eyes because the latter have aesthetic value in addition to size.

Having bottom 10% jaw/eyes will 95% guaranteed your face is below average.

>> No.20134532

>>20134444
>when heightpill?
About age 5. Not even joking.

>> No.20134578

>>20134505
I totally get that, I can't say I've never felt that way. Just gotta accept it and try to live a fulfilling life with what little assets you got. And make no mistake, this is possible. The emotions you feel are going to get weaker as you get older, you will never be a dominant alpha male who lives life on easy mode but you can have a wife, children and grandchildren, you can feel you and happiness. And fuck eugenics, by definition height is relative to others, so there will always be short people no matter how tall humanity gets. You don't have to sacrifice you're well being for some abstraction no one gives a shit about.

>> No.20134777

OP go for surgery. But work hard and you can have some fun too before you make it. Look at Kanye, he’s 5’8’’ but he is running for president now; I’ve never heard anybody even mentioning his height

>> No.20135008

>>20133826
height is somewhat irrelevant to the world DESU
The owner of the company i work at is 5 9 and has 6' 7'' gorillas that slave away so they keep their wagecage.

>> No.20135030

>>20133678
God doesn't like it when you judge people, especially on things they can't do anything about like height.Also when you grow up you will understand height is not so so important.

>> No.20135033

>>20135008
5'9" is borderline okay. 5'5" isn't.

>> No.20135042

>>20135030
You're illiterate. I'm 25. I started having these thoughts at about age 5. It has only gotten worse. You dont know what youre talking about.

>> No.20135088

>>20135030
youre also illiterate for ignoring stats (such as how employers do in fact judge based on your physical appearance i.e. not just being "well groomed" meaning it does in fact matter even in the professional world, you dunce. I hate copers).